D&D Court: Bonus Cases - Metagaming Teens

Hiking 10 miles in 5 minutes means you're walking 120 miles per hours, lol

I firmly believe you have to get an actual d 100 or just roll it digitally

I thought AFK was just instant messenger lingo

Emily saying “Brag?!” (about people being engaged on zoom while Murph DMs) was so fucking funny.

This post / episode is missing the Short Rest tag.

I was so concerned I was missing some sort of frog hat joke until she announced it in the last 15 seconds. The relief. Emily is adorable.

That hat is amazing

I'm just saying, there was definitely pizza in the Aladdin TV show, so that's totally canonical.

I have the same bucket hat!!!!!

My girlfriend has the same!!!! Frog bucket hat 😂

Hang on, Aladdin genies can't bring people back from the dead anyway! It's like one of three rules!

Regarding the D100 the double digit die determines the first number, and the single digit die determines the second number. So a 00 and 3 is 03. When it’s a 00 and 0 it is 100 because if it were 0 you would be rolling for 0-99 not 1-100. Rolling a 100 would be impossible otherwise

"I've got a great one shot planned, meet me in the woods" is one of the most ominous lines I've ever heard 💀

War Hammer 40k is the space/dune version of War Hammer. I only know because i asked for the War Hammer 40K starter kit for christmase and my grandma got Warhammer Classic instead

Emily talking about her online class gave me horrific flashbacks to teaching during Covid and made me feel so appreciative. Thank you, that one student with their camera on. We salute you. You’re a real one.

thank you! I was wondering what a bucket hat is :)

I was thrown for a loop with the picture for this episode because Emily looks exactly like a girl I used to work with and I had to stare at the picture for like 10 seconds to make sure.

It feels like everyone's forgetting that the story of Aliddan isn't actually Disney's. They made a movie, yes, but the story of Aladdin and the prince of thieves has been around for centuries. It makes sense that an all powerful genie who's been around for as long as human memory, wouldn't fall for such an obvious ploy.

D100 guys is absolutely correct and in the clear, at least for their own roll. D100s should be the one's die +

Wow you can really see Murph steaming about the bucket hat. Kudos for finally letting Em wear one

Caldwell pronouncing litterally every anime character name wrong should disbar him immediately

Concerning the reading of the d100; there are only 100 combinations of numbers you can roll, not 101. Therefore you cannot roll 0(unless you concede being able to roll 100). 90+10 is 100. 00+1 is 1.

Wow those eyes are truly soulless

I opened Patreon just to see if they posted a picture of Emily in the bucket hat, it’s wonderful.

-emily making an excellent joke -murph backing up said joke -jake complimenting murph on how good the joke was peek accidental stinker energy from smelly baby jake lol

Love these, would love to see more guests on here, I feel Brennan would have some livid takes

I’m wondering if the first case even has a thread or just meets at the same time every session. I think another thing you could say too is like hey we’ve given you your spotlight. Now it’s time to give everyone else their chance. I kinda agree that the DM should have said something already

One of my best friends is a lawyer, and I didn't really understand the awful hours until I saw her go through it. She regularly works 10 hours on weekdays and some on weekends as well. And she's in a branch of her firm that supposedly has a good work-life balance! So I have sympathy for this new lawyer trying to fit in game time with friends.

I offer my services as co-counsel to the honorable judges and the mangy little clam: RE: Paladin Mold Earth Funeral Rites In addition to the aforementioned arguments made to allow the casting of Mold Earth (cantrip), granted to the paladin through the Feat: Magic Initiate (Druid), I would like to enter another document into discovery. Rules as Written: A cantrip is a spell that can be cast at will, without using a spell slot and without being prepared in advance Legal precedent states when you cast a spell, it must be from those you know or have prepared, which is only bolstered by the wording of the Magic Initiate Feat: "You learn two cantrips" *Closing Arguments* Pursuant to the provisions delineated within the "Magic Initiate" feat, it is submitted that the Paladin's entitlement to cast "Mold Earth," a cantrip heretofore acquired, stands incontrovertibly within the legal framework governing magical practice, including but not limited to the principles of "at will" deployment sans expenditure of spell slots or preparatory requisites. This prerogative, derived from explicit statutory authorization, extends unequivocally to the performance of sacrosanct funeral rites, thus comporting with both the letter and the spirit of magical jurisprudence while fulfilling the Paladin’s sacred duties without contravention of normative spellcasting protocols. I yield my time

I work with 4th and 5th graders, and though I do not run dnd with them, nothing about that story surprised me and I guarantee they would gaslight the hell out of the DM for saying anything. We should be afraid haba

I would've told the kids not to use cheat sheets, and because you did I now added 100 extra hp.

Caldwell! I love your Aladdin knowledge. It’s my all time fav movie. And return of jafar SLAPS! Please Caldwell do an Aladdin one shot

I have that hat! It's my favorite :)

I agree with Murph, but I understand wanting to avoid conflict.

not to sound like a grandma commenting on someone’s facebook post but emily looks positively adorable in that hat !!! so so so so cute !! 💚🐸

So how do we submit the court cases?

Oh, that's what you meant by a bucket hat, I thought you were talking about wearing a plastic kids toy bucket on your head all these weeks

TWO CUTE BRAIDS?!?

Wow Murphy finally allowed Emily to get a bucket hat! (Haven’t watched episode yet)

The cheater kids really got me 😅 I also dm for kids and they will absolutely find every possible way to cheat unless you punish them; I’m not sorry 😂👏🏻

THE HAT

00 3 is a 03 00 0 is a 100

The 40k TTRPG is called Wrath and Glory and its REALLY FUN.

Loved the ep. Only gripe: wish you covered less cases.

I NEVER do this but I had to say, re: the last Dungeon Court case of the ep: Magic Initiate (which I'm assuming is the relevant feat) doesn't let the player change out spells; they are treated as different from the prepared spells of the character. Unless that game is home-ruling that the cantrips can be switched out (which if that's the case you can ignore this, lol), then Mold Earth would always be availible.

The double vacant eye-contact legitimately made me jump while switching episodes on a run.

Murph is absolutely PEEVED about that bucket hat

Not to get too grim but I believe the only confirmed adult death by a wild coyote happened to a pretty short singer in Nova Scotia, so Emily should avoid hiking 10 miles there.

The hat is *glorious*

So much seduction! You’re lucky you have a teeny head. Some of us have to wear DUDE hats which are decidedly less playful. Rib it!🐸🤔

All my love to Emily for being an engaged zoom student ❤️ I taught high school during COVID and it was like being the world’s most unpopular streamer

Nice hat em

More bucket hats!! Take the L Murph….maybe we should get you one!

Honestly over a year of pateron payments was worth it for this amazing image

Thank you so much for this picture.

damn thats a good hat

I love that Murph gets the right kind of heat for hating the bucket hat. What an incredible heel!

It's actually disgusting how much I want a frog bucket hat of my own now, especially if Murph is gonna hate it

You love to see a good bucket hat. Especially one that makes Murph that upset.

I’ve never really agreed with that idea that it’s all on the DM to be the host of everything. The DM isn’t your mom. They’re not your teacher. They’re your friend, or sibling, or maybe even coworker if you have like a really cool workplace. They have slightly more control over the narrative in game, and ultimately rules decisions fall to them. But if you have a problem at the table with someone it should be up to you to handle it. You’re probably all adults or bare minimum you’re peers. Stop looking to one person to handle all your social problems if you can’t try to handle it yourself. It’s already hard enough to get someone to try DMing. Adding in managing people’s interpersonal relationships along with everything else is wild.

Sounds like the last group was playing a warhammer based RPG using the call of Cthulhu system. Regular 40k only uses D6, there’s no DM, and it’s a PvP wargame where you only attack.

There are several warhammer 40k ttrpgs in addition to the tabletop wargame! Recently, a new one came out called 'Imperium Maledictum'.

Girlboss Emily with her bucket hat, we love to see it

YES THE MOST PERFECT THUMBNAIL. EMILY IS SO CUTE ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

Murph once walked from the CH offices in NYC to his parents' house in Jersey, a journey of ~50 miles in two days IIRC. Why was he so surprised about ten miles being doable?

Murphs anger over the bucket hat really came through this episode. Every word you could hear his teeth grinding

Murph must be absolutely seething over that bucket hat

Yasss! Take the L Murph! Bucket hat for the win Emily!

I love the hat!!!!!!¡

Murph is just so mad about that bucket hat, about time he takes a regular sized L

A++ for the bucket hat

Big L for murph to see his wife thriving and happy in her new bucket.

I think that frog hat is coming on to me....

I haven't even listened to this episode yet I just wanted to say that's a fucking nice bucket hat Emily and suck it Murph

Justice Axford got a the power to jump higher, swim faster, and resist water currents better. She will be unstoppable.

Murphs haters are having a nice snack on this bucket hat

Why is that hat making sexy eyes at me

Oh fuck yes Emily

Murph HATES to see it. Can’t believe he gave the green light on that b hat that’s so unlike him

Ahhh frog em is so powerful

Great hat.

Sick bucket hat