D&D Court: Elk Dockers, PC Meatshields and The TPK Extraordinaire
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Comments (62)
The way I, the player, always apologize when there's any pvp (our characters often practice abilities to learn our limitations as we play low magic worlds)
In the case of not being able to talk to a horse with the horse talking spell, it would be funny if they heard it screaming without the spell but with it they were just screaming in common
I love that Murph didn't mention/forgot that he lost a game of rock paper scissors and had to walk 50 miles to his parents house 😂
God bless or get neglected, are these why lyrics? Love them
Is... Is that the guy from the Hardly Working sketch about Jumping the Shark in which David was threatening to jump over Murph's desk?
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STIG!! He's who I aspire to be.
I would watch Murph fight Shinsuke Nakamura
The internet has ruined me so much that when the title said "Elk Dockers" I was expecting something.... very different
The PAUSE of him patiently waiting to be bullied xD
Omg I would love if amir featured againnnn
Caldwell talking about the several "Mask of Many Faces" reveal made me think of the Face Changing in Sichuan Opera, so I think he has a point there. That really tickled me.
All I could think of when Murph found the wrinkle was ‘I’m PLEATing with you.’
Oh I posted this too soon! He says it like 5 min later lol
Based on the Dino races, jewelery market heist, and raptor encounter in a jungle, I'm guessing the first question was playing Tomb of Annihilation. The velociraptor encounter reads as follows: Velociraptor. A pack of 3d6 velociraptors burst out from behind cover and attack. Make a single Dexterity (Stealth) check for the dinosaurs, with advantage. Any character whose passive Wisdom (Perception) score equals or exceeds the velociraptors' check result is not surprised. TPK Extraordinare was on the level.
That’s Buttoned Up.
I can’t believe the raptors question is how I found out none of these cats play Catan
their time is already committed to several far better games. catan may have been foundational in getting the americas into more complex board games but it's just so dreadful
Did anyone else think of the other meaning of docker?
Rolling the dice until you get a nat20 is devotion to the anti-dice
I would be remiss to not mention the college humor video where murph loses a single round of rock paper scissors and as a penalty has to walk 50 miles from Brooklyn to his parent's house in New Jersey. Good stuff
Thr meatshield one resulting in a death: i dm pf2e and have a player who misses a few games so I'll run him for combat. He was crit and went down and had a disease that kept him from being healed or made it harder and he died. Rather than kill him I just made him unavailable the rest of the session so rhey were down one
This is why you don’t always play 100 percent by the book. Balance your encounters. 44 attacks is insane lmao
Scoutmaster Denny has go away heat
Stig is my fuckin hero 😂😂
Can you guys please focus just a LITTLE more on the cases?? 3 in an hour is ridiculous. And the chatter has gotten out of hand, you have after shows and mixed bags for that.
Found the hater
Emily, I don’t want to presume to know your tastes but I feel deeply in my heart that you would LOVE m. Night shyamalan’s the village
LET US SEE THE HAT
They posted it on naddpod IG!
The frog's eyes are vacant ... But in a sexy way 😂😂😂
SHOW US THE HAT
RAW can’t you only crit on attack rolls, and skill checks are non critical 20’s
I think many groups, possibly theirs included that out of combat crusts are still crusts, not sure though
The Velociraptor random encounter specifically tells them to roll stealth. Everything was above board.
My generous read for the Warforged is that the DM should not have had them roll initiative. That was just asking for a fight. The GM should have gone above the table and been like, “hold on.”
I'm going to be thinking about "Dragon Maestro" so so much now, so thanks for that.
I joined a virtual table with some friends during lockdown, and the DM actively changed the spell list for my wizard without telling me, and decided I wasn't allowed to know identify or counterspell after I picked them. I feel that barbarian's pain.
That bucket hat needs to be the bonus cases thumbnail
Yah, I'm here on Patreon looking for the bucket hat
How do you integrate Patreon and spotify? I have tried in the past and can't figure it out!
On Spotify there is NaddPod Patreon Exclusives click that and if I remember correctly to unlock it you just have to log in to your Patreon account.
If Jake ever happens to be on an episode of 8 Bit Book Club, let me know. I’ll happily edit him out for you guys. (In the unlikely event he worms his way into an episode, of course,)
Clearly Murph has never gotten trapped in horse hoof cleaning tiktok at 2 a.m.
i always love when murph gets really worked up about the logistics of something so ridiculous like horse jeans
Seems likely the DM didn’t have to roll all 44 attacks before the evisceration occurred
What a great episode! Stig seems like someone who has no regrets and I’m not sure if that is a good thing.
“Name a character from Jurassic Park!” “Muldone!” Literally the guy who gets ambushed by velociraptors and say the icon ‘clever girl’
Murph the raptor question straight up say “ambush” my dude. A lot of these gripes can be solved by listening lol
Murph how angry are you that Caldwell got a banned hat for Emily? I sure hope Emily asked for permission to put it on from Murph first. Hell hath no fury like a murph scorned about bucket hats. Thankfully it wasn’t an anchorman bucket hat. I don’t know what Murph would do if that happened…
I need to know if murph had ‘Leicester Square’ written out phonetically - props either way 😎
Monday Night RAW - Cody Rhodes announces he's changed his mind, he won't be fighting Roman Reigns for the title at WrestleMania, instead he's giving his Royal Rumble Title Shot to someone who deserves it more than him: MURPH!
emily pls let us know what u think of the village
Didn't murph walk at least 16 miles in a day for that one challenge on College Humor where he had to walk back to New Jersey ?
Idk why but I really want to hear Murph play an npc that just gets sooo angry like Murph in the early college humour sketches.
They could have you know talked to the warforged instead of going straight to murder.
Great Ep. Cracked me up!
Yay!!! Emily got her bucket hat!!! I’m so incredibly happy. Sorry Murph, I know you’re probably so pissed
I'm dming my first time tomorrow lol wish me luck.
The last time I was this early Gemma was alive
I’ve been Jonesin for some cases from the less than reputable bailiff…James? Jared? Jezechiah?
My dnd session for this week just ended, what a perfect time to listen to some dungeon court! 😁