Vito Gesualdi

Warner Bros have been on a losing streak with their DC Comics superhero movies, with Shazam 2, Black Adam and The Flash all striking out at the box office. And unfortunately, things aren't looking much better for Blue Beetle, despite heavily marketing the film to Hispanic audiences. Dick Masterson a

Hey SoCal fans! I'm doing a live recording of the Biggest Problem in the Universe this coming weekend in Long Beach, CA! Tickets are a bit more than usual but that's so we could get a BYOB venue. Bring your own drinks and save a fortune! I may even risk it all and do some standup... But even if you

The two sleepiest men in podcasting bring you the problems you deserve! HBO bobs, bad jobs, and sexy moms. Too much for one man to process. Time for a nap. Biggest Problem in the Universe #032 | Wake Me Up Inside (Hustle) (YouTube)

In this episode, everyone's favorite lawyer visits to help dump on Vito. Subway subs are cut wrong, Futurama fans help bring back the worst animated show in history, and everybody fights an online war which no one will ever win. Let's get to fighting! Biggest Problem in the Universe #031 | The Keybo

Dick is back from his COVID break! Enjoy some classic podcastin action! The Biggest Problem in the Universe #024 | The Latinx Grapes of Wrath (YouTube)

This week! Vito has a problem in his tummy, Dick has a dart in his eye! One man hates going to work, the other hates going to the movies. Will this odd couple find agreement or are they destined to fight endlessly in an illusionary electronic hellscape run by the machines? Let's find out! The Bigges

Tired of watching a bunch of little brats pretend to be the long dead sons of Abraham? Take a trip to Greenland and be sated by the knowledge that anything about your likeness that was worth a dime will be endlessly exploited until the end of eternity. Your face will be on collector's plates and oth

New podcast episode! Huhh huhh I smoked too much weed and my balls got all twisted up huhh huhh The Biggest Problem in the Universe #019 | My Balls Hurt Superbad (YouTube)

Looking for a cheap way to reduce the size of those mammaries ladies? Why not call up your local warchief and have him scalp the damn things down to size! Thankfully he'll accept payment in firewater, letting you save your cash for the bail bondsman and local Funko Pop dealer. America! It's a hell o

Urinators of the world, unite! In this very special episode of The Biggest Problem in the Universe, the great Dr. Kevin P Hickerson (http://twitter.com/kphickerson) joins us to share his scientific insight. As Vito tries not to pee his pants and Dick argues for the nuclear option, the doctor makes h

Me and Dick talk protests. Quite a show! The Biggest Problem in the Universe #013 | Cheers to Media Brain Injuries (YouTube)

Dick is tired of all you jerks bragging about your resistance to cold weather while running around in your 100% sustainable hemp-woven cargo shorts. Why don't you shut up and get a job?! Any job other than voice acting that is, we only allow the finest of Chris Pratts to voice our Marios these days.

I hope ya'll have been listening to this podcast. It's pretty dang fun! The Biggest Problem in the Universe #009 | Taking the Red, White and Blue Pill (YouTube)

Thanks to everyone who has supported the Biggest Problem podcast! Me and Dick are having fun doing the show and people seem to be enjoying it! Let's hope it lasts a good long while before I decide to brutally betray Dick and sue him for calling me names. That being said, me and Dick realized it gets