Giveaway: Romeo-X Enclosed Pro

So I got a friend over a sig and his name is Jason. He said that this gun should be my first since I’ve never shot a gun in my life. May they can throw in some ear protection since I’m sensitive to noise. 😝 (this is all true, I promise)

So I got a friend over at SIG… and he told me the only thing harder to get than a Romeo-X is a three-hour Shawn Ryan interview that doesn’t make you rethink your entire life.

So I have a friend over at sig and he wants to save your blue collar husband some hard earned money by gifting you this awesome Sig Sauer!

So, I have a friend over at Sig. his name is Jason and he heard you were coming and is a HUGE fan and he wanted you to have this…. All metal. Never in the dark. Flash light. Laser. Repels lies,demons and alien deep state governments 👀

So I got this friend over at Sig, he told me he found Time Kennedy’s grenades and V device over there.

So I got a friend over at sig and I told him if I win this my husband might buy me a new car. Mama wants a new car!

" Speaking of guns, I gotcha something. So I got a friend over at sig, his name is Jason and he loves you and wanted me to give you this. It's the new Sig X Rocket launcher

So I got a friend over at Sig, I told him you’re looking for a P211 GTO cuz all the stores are sold out, what an awesome gun…. You have to get the Romeo-X with it and a silencer from the Can Shoppe, run by this UK hippie, he was a special ops guy in to 70’s, master fabricator. Anyway, good luck keeping the cul-de-sac safe this year. Go Navy 🔱

I used to track migs, while eating figs, now my belly is big, So I got a friend at Sig…. Saved by the rig

As much as I wish I had a friend at Sig.....sadly, I do not. But I still own one and would LOVE for it to have a friend Because much like pets, it is so much better having them in pairs

How the hell do yall have so many friends at Sig😂In the marines we always had hand me downs, but even the acog was an awesome scope, I wonder what sighting in on these feels like.

I wish I could say, "So I got a friend over at Sig"

So I have a friend, Jason over at SIG SAUER... and by "friend," I mean we've never met, he doesn't know who I am, and this giveaway is currently carrying the entire relationship. But if I win, I think we can fast-track things from "random guy on the internet" to "good buddy." Jason gets cool SIGs into the hands of Shawn Ryan's guests... I'm just hoping he has room for one more friend. 😎

Iam not going to say I've got a freind at sig it would be cool to win some thing from you

Sad but I’d use the optic on my pellet gun! I wish I had some friend over at sig that would throw me a bone and send a 9mm home defense like what Shawn recommended on his show.

After 32 years, my wife has heard every closing argument I've got, and she knows a Central Texas attorney will always want it in writing. She served me a cease-and-desist on optic talk; I countered with a notarized Romeo-X custody agreement—drafted, witnessed, and ready to sign. So I got a friend over at Sig who will sign it; let's make this the most legally protected optic in Central Texas.

Every sentence that starts with, “So I got a friend over at Sig…” has the same energy as, “You’re either about to save a life… or accidentally own a flamethrower by Thursday.”

A Favor for a Friend At half-past twelve on a moonless night, I found myself in a terrible plight Standing ankle-deep in a graveyard bog, With a shovel, a lantern, and somebody’s dog. The dog wasn’t mine. Neither was the shovel. And judging by the smell beneath my boots, the graveyard had recently become a little more crowded than advertised. Across from me stood a crooked old man, thin as a receipt and twice as unpleasant. His coat was stitched from questionable leather, his teeth looked borrowed, and one eye seemed to be reconsidering its commitment to the rest of his face. “You’re late,” he hissed. “I got held up.” “By what?” “Mostly poor decisions.” He grinned, revealing the sort of mouth that made dentists reconsider their calling. Behind him sat a wooden coffin— cheap pine, rusty nails, and a shipping label that read: **FRAGILE: THIS SIDE UP** Naturally, it was upside down. The wretch explained that the coffin contained a former business partner who had suffered an unfortunate accident. “What kind of accident?” I asked. “He discovered accounting.” A cold wind swept through the cemetery. Somewhere in the darkness, an owl hooted. The old man threw a rock at it. “Mind your business!” he shouted. He handed me the shovel and pointed toward an open patch of earth between a banker’s mausoleum and a headstone reading: **HERE LIES HAROLD HE FINALLY STOPPED COMPLAINING** I looked at the dirt. I looked at the coffin. I looked at the dog, who had begun chewing on something that I sincerely hoped was a stick. “How deep?” I asked. “Six feet.” “That seems excessive.” “It’s traditional.” “So is paying people.” The old man’s grin vanished. Thunder rolled overhead, though there wasn’t a cloud in sight. The lantern flickered. The coffin knocked three times from within. I stared at it. The old man stared at me. The dog dropped what was definitely not a stick. “That happen often?” I asked. “Only when he’s upset.” “I thought he was dead.” “He’s getting there.” The coffin knocked again, louder this time. I took one slow step backward. The wretch took one slow step forward. He reached inside his coat and pulled out a folded piece of paper. For one hopeful second, I thought it might be my payment. It was another shipping label. He slapped it onto my chest. **FRAGILE : THIS SIDE UP** “Well,” I sighed, “that feels ominous.” The lantern went out. The coffin lid creaked open. The dog fled into the night, displaying the strongest survival instincts of anyone involved. then the wretch asked me to dig, and then that's when I remembered... II looked up at him, arm drawing near my back, and said, "So, I got a friend over at Sig."

I’m have a friend over at SIG, His name is Jason Director of Marketing, first-class all the way, If I needed swag, he’d save the day. “How many do you need?” he’d always ask. Helping me out never seemed like a task. The pistols, rifles, optics and cans were first rate; My guests thought I had pull with the great. Then Finance took one look and said, “Hold TF up…” “Those giveaways? Yeah… you or Shawn are going to have to pony up. $$.” We both learned a lesson—there’s no such thing as “free,” Especially when Accounting CCs me!! So if you ask who my best friend is at SIG’s current location… All I can say is, I USED to have a friend over at SIG named Jason. Cheers!! lol

I got a friend over at Sig. His name is Jason he heard you was coming on and wanted me to give you this new p320. No we haven’t fixed the problems so no worries we know you’re going to have a ND and you won’t be able to take it to most ranges but other than that it’s a great paperweight I mean gun. Just don’t keep one in the pipe.

So I got a friend over at Sig...His name is Jason. He saw you shoot and....yea, here ya go!

So I got a friend over at Sig and he wanted me to give you this. It’s the….. …. damn I can’t remember its name, but it’s super slick check this out!

So I got a friend over at Sig, who is a generous friend to give. This would go well with my 365 x macro.

JD Vance…welcome to the show, before I start everybody gets a gift. I’ve got a friend over at Sig, he’s a big fan, but before give this to you, who do you really work for?

Welcome to the Show - I am so glad you made it - So, I know you are not a big fan of SIG and they are probably your last choice, as you told me at breakfast......., I got you a present, I mean really - So, I got this friend over at SIG, who wanted me to tell you, when he found out you were coming on to the show - He has an offer you cannot refuse -

So I’ve got a friend over at SIG. Every time I ask him a question, he just smiles and says, “I can neither confirm nor deny.” At this point, I’m starting to think he doesn’t even know where the break room is.

So I got a friend over at Sig his name is Jason, he said hey Beem you really need to listen! Drop the Glock and Trijicon, go with a Sig and Romeo X rig, run them hot and run them fast shooting A's to win the meet showin all how the Sig and Romeo X compete, get on the podium for all to see my gold medal that looks so neat and proving to all the Sig and Romeo X is the rig to beat!

So I got a friend over at Sig... who said Heather should win the Sig... she'd put it to use defending her church

I have a friend at Sig. you probably know him, his name is Kris. Kris Kringle. He told me that the Romeo X Enclosed Pro he intended to out in my stocking, mistakenly got out in your Shawn and Mr. Kringle said that this year I happened to be .0001% nicer than you… (it’s the only year that’s happened and as I understand, a lot of elves lost money on that betting pool. He said it wasn’t that you were on the naughty list… but yeah. Can I have my optic back please?

I've got a friend over at Sig by the name of Jason so I need a new red dot

Sean, I'm throwing my hat in the ring for this one, and I'm hoping you'll pick my wife. You always say, "So I got a friend over at SIG," and every time you say it, I think about how much that connection could actually change something for our family. My wife didn't grow up around guns. No hunting trips, no range days with her dad, none of that. She came to shooting as an adult, on her own terms, because she decided she wanted to be able to protect herself and our home. That took guts, and I respect the heck out of her for it. She carries a P365, and it's a great little gun, but with iron sights alone, her accuracy under stress isn't where either of us would like it to be. A Romeo-X Enclosed Pro would be a game-changer for her. That enclosed emitter design means one less thing to worry about if her hands aren't perfectly steady or if the optic gets bumped around during daily carry. For someone who's still building reps and confidence, having a clean, fast dot to find instead of hunting for iron sights could be the difference between a good outcome and a bad one. With things feeling less safe out there lately, and honestly, with lawlessness on the rise in a lot of places, I don't think this is a "nice to have" anymore. It's practical. It's about her being able to trust her equipment when it counts. So Sean, if you're reading this, pick her. And when you talk to Jason over at SIG, let him know exactly where this optic is headed: onto a wife's self-defense pistol, carried by a woman who taught herself to shoot because she wanted to be capable, not because it was handed to her by family tradition. That's a story worth backing. Thanks for reading, and never stop getting the truth out.

So I got a friend over at Sig, in a few minutes I bet you’ll wish you had one too

So I got a friend over at sig.. well used to, upper management found out he was giving away to many guns to this guy that has a podcast

“I have a friend over at Sig Sauer.” Well not yet anyway ;) I sure would if I won this! I am from Washington State, where freedom sometimes feels like it needs a permit application/public hearing and where politicians who think they can solve everything with a new rule or tax! Now if you could just send a little of that Sig luck up to Washington, I’d appreciate it — I’d like to enjoy this Romeo-X before I need a permission slip and a lawyer to explain why I own it AND… it would fit nicely on one of my pew pews 😂🇺🇸 Thank you Sig, for your continued support of Shawn Ryan’s show!!

So I got a friend over at SIG, and that’s handy because my Juliet needs a Romeo.

I love Glocks So I got a friend over at Sig ..... but Glocks So I got a friend over at Sig .... the gen 6 glo- So I got a friend over at Sig 🤨🧐

So I got a buddy over at sig… he decided that people need to up their optics game and thought this was the best answer

So I got a friend over at Sig, and he’s going through it. Told me he wants to disappear, doesn’t care about life anymore. So I told him that I’d buy anything in the shop if he’d promise to watch Shawn Ryan on the Tucker Carlson podcast before he disappears. So I got a friend over at Sig, and he’s going to church with me tomorrow. Thanks, Shawn

I got a friend over at Sigs.. and he said their quality control is so next-level that even the scrap metal leaves with tighter tolerances than most competitors’ finished guns. It groups better at 25 yards, never jams, calls the other brands an Uber after schooling them… then slides onto the Shawn Ryan Show as the only guest that doesn’t need a safety brief or a second take.

So I got a friend over at Sig, some guys call him Jason. I keep telling him he doesn’t need to give stuff away to win new friends and influence people. He doesn’t listen and gives all kinds of stuff away, just not to me…

So I have a friend over at Sig… and he’s going cross eyed trying to read some of these novels in the comments and wondering how long it took them to type them.

Hi Shawn, It was a Tuesday afternoon, and I was locked in a battle of pure, unadulterated willpower. I was standing in the local gun shop, staring into a glass display case at a Sig Sauer P322 that was praktisch screaming my name. There was only one problem: three other guys in tactical flannels were also staring at it, and the shop owner had just announced they only had one left in stock. "Alright gents," the owner said, leaning over the counter like a grizzled auctioneer. "First person to give me a compelling reason why they deserve this piece gets to take her home today." The guy to my left immediately jumped in. "I’m a competitive shooter! I need it for practice!" *Weak,* I thought. The guy to my right leaned forward, looking deadly serious. "I’m an operator. Well... I do extreme urban homesteading. Iguana control." Nice try, but I had secret weapons. It was time to unleash the ultimate trifecta of firearms culture: nepotism, podcast clout, and shameless begging. I cleared my throat, threw my hands out, and hit him with the holy trinity. "Listen to me," I said, voice cracking slightly with theatrical drama. **"I've got a friend over at Sig. I need a new gun. Shawn Ryan's a friend... *Let me win this gig!*"** The entire shop went dead silent. The owner paused, his hand hovering over the glass case. He squinted at me. "Wait... you know Shawn Ryan?" "We’re like *this*," I lied, crossing two fingers together with absolute, unearned confidence. "I watch his podcast on 1.5x speed. That practically makes us brothers. And my guy at Sig? Let’s just say he works in... shipping. Or maybe quality control. Look, he wears a Sig hat! The point is, the universe wants me to have this gun!" The 'competitive shooter' looked back and forth between me and the owner, completely derailed by the sheer absurdity of my pitch. The 'iguana hunter' just sighed and muttered, "I can't compete with the Shawn Ryan bump," before slowly backing away toward the ammo aisle. The shop owner stared at me for five agonizing seconds. Slowly, a smirk broke across his face. "You know what?" he said, unlocking the case and sliding the Sig onto the rubber mat. "That was the most shamelessly hilarious attempt at clout-chasing I've heard all month. The gun is yours." Victory. Absolute, undisputed victory. Now, if anyone asks... Shawn, if you're reading this, we're totally cool, right? Because I really don't want to explain to my 'friend at Sig' why I had to use your name to win a Romeo-X!

I got a friend over at Sig. We’ve never met. He liked one of my tweets in 2019.

So, I’ve got a friend over at SIG his name’s Jason. Good guy. He was really excited when he heard I was having you on, so he sent you a pistol. Unfortunately, it’s a Hi-Point. I called him to make sure there wasn’t some kind of mistake, and he said, ‘Nope. I’ve seen the guest list.’ So…have some gummy bears, asshole.”

I don’t have any friends at Sig, would love to learn how to shoot! I’m a retired RNBSN and have always been on the other end!

So I have a friend over at Sig who told me that the only thing stopping me from being a badass who can protect herself and her family is to have THIS as my carry!

So I got a friend over at Sig...his name is Jason, he's the VP of Marketing...I'm just going to scootch right in here if you don't mind...shhhh shhh....we've been trying to contact you regarding your car's extended warranty.

Let me introduce you to the one and only Romeo X Enclosed by Shawn Ryan aka Sig Sauer

My daughter's third grade teacher pulled me aside at a parent/teacher conference and said Emma's been struggling with reading comprehension. I said say no more. So I got a friend over at Sig. Long story short, Mrs. Peterson is now sporting a Romeo-X Enclosed Pro. Emma still can't read, but Mrs. Peterson has not brought it up again.

So I have a friend over at Sig. His name isn't Jason and he isn't the VP of Marketing, unfortunately. I'm just a regular dude with regular contacts. He knew I was looking for my first firearm and convinced me to test the 365 Fuse. He was absolutely right, I love the firearm - even if my friend is imaginary. I can't imagine how awesome the Romeo-X would be on this gun.

My dog has better tactical gear than I do at this point, so I got a friend over at Sig who won’t stop reminding me about it every time we hang out. Pick me so I can finally out-gear my own golden retriever and reclaim my dignity.

I’ve been making myself laugh with the mental image of Shawn’s voice saying “So I’ve got this friend over at Sig.” while someone is trying to be a cat burglar

I’m not witty enough for an elaborate comment. But if I win I’ll be sure to tell everyone “So I got a friend over at Sig”

Me: So, I got a friend over at Sig…Hmmmm.. “Hey ChatGPT, write me a funny response and include the line “So I got a friend over Sig”. Be creative and funny. Maybe include the Name Jason (VP of marketing). ChatGPT: So I got a friend over at Sig…He’s the VP of Marketing and his names Jason. Me: Seriously, Chat?

So I got a friend over at Sig. He asked what I’d use it for. I said ‘home defense,’ but really I coach my daughter’s flag football team and I just want ONE thing in my life that holds zero. The kids don’t. The clipboard doesn’t. Give me this, Shawn

My therapist says I need to stop expecting every conversation to start with “So I got a friend over at Sig…”

So i got a friend over at Sig. He is a mild mannered gunsmith during the day, but at night he is the caped crusader dealing out justice I'd double taps, and the Mozambique.

This heat wave is almost unbearable, my central air is broken, and the HVAC guys can't make it until next Friday. So I got a friend over at Sig. ...He's a big fan.

When Dan Crenshaw heard Shawn say "I got a friend over at Sig", Dan decided to get out of politics.

I would have the Sig for my personal safety, a beautiful Sig, my dream nine. as an older woman who deploys regularly all over our beautiful County, to help in their time of need! so, I can know a person at Sig. then ruck feeling covered "if" someone were to behave badly. I volunteer... Katrina my first lrg deployment, Helene, so very devastating, TX floods, Feb, operation Ice Storms, and... awaiting on deployment now to KY. Truly and sincerely, Shannon West God bless America!🇺🇸 a funny… me without a Sig. flinging around and seen, while in prayer .. not funny… the head-on that happened 50 yards in from of me. first on scene, as I was behind his car, he’d just jumped me on a two lane road. He did not survive, the other two vehicles had minor injuries, a 78 yr old man, hit first is going to be okay, third car, man, women, two children all will be okay as well.

So I got a friend over at Sig, his name is Jason and he's a really big fan father. We got this new Sig 365 just for you father. And the fathers reply, "I don't need a gun or a weapon, I have the very best protection," Trust and Faith in God!!

Shawn, “So I got a friend over at Sig… he said if I give keep giving away any more of his inventory, he’s changing his number to a burner on Glacier.”

So I got a friend over at Sig who can fly a mig. I’ve got a friend over at SIG, Who claims every problem’s “not that big.” Then out comes a wrench, a torque spec sheet, And somehow he’s missed another meal to eat. He measures twice, then measures some more, Because “close enough” won’t leave the floor. Precision’s the name of the daily game, And everyone there thinks exactly the same. He listens to Shawn Ryan on the drive, Learning how the toughest people survive. One mystery still makes me stare— How Shawn Ryan gets by without any hair! So here’s to my buddy, steady and true, Building things better than most folks do. So I’ve got a friend over at SIG, And his stories just keep getting bigger… not his hairline, though—that joke belongs to Shawn Ryan in tow.

So I got a friend over at SIG as you've probably heard he gets a little excited from time to time so I told Him you were coming on. Unfortunately he has never heard of you but he sent you these awesome stickers

So I got a friend over at Sig... but the only guy who's ever actually given me Sig gear is Shawn.

The main thing a Shawn Ryan Show guest needs to prepare for: how to make SURE they don't look disappointed on camera when instead of Shawn saying "So, I got a friend over at Sig..." he throws a bag of gummy bears at them. INNER DIALOG OF GUEST: "Ok just smile and be SUPER thankful for the $10 worth of candy.... and don't cry about the fact that I didn't get the $1500+ prestige firearm, from perhaps the coolest gun company ever.... stare at the gummy bears, hide the pain.... smile... be EXTRA thankful for the gummy bears... thank him again.... laugh and make a joke about the legal in all 50 states thing.... dammit I wanted a gun.... dammit, I should've been a Seal.... dammmmmmmiiiiiiiiiit....". OUTER DIALOG: "Oh what? Yeah, I was born in a small town in...."

So I got a friend over at Sig. Bond. James Bond.

So I got a friend over at sig, he sent me the new Romeo X, I was testing the shake awake and apaaaarently my 320 shares this feature, now there’s a hole in my wall

So I’ve got a friend over at SIG…

So I got a friend over at Sig… and I keep thinking I’ve got an “inside guy,” but apparently I’m just a regular outside guy… with a friend… who works inside.

So I got a friend over at Sig—turns out my problem wasn’t needing a new plan, it was needing a new friend with better connections…

At this point “So I got a friend over at Sig”is less of an introduction and more of a jump scare for my jealousy.

So I have a friend over at Sig...but it's not gonna help me at all cuz I live in Canada! I'm hooped :(

So I got a friend over at Sig … I never know if I Should bring the popcorn or Body armor ? Yeah probably both !!

So I got a friend over at Sig… he’s the only guy who can make me spend $4k and thank him after

So I got a friend over at Sig.... I told him you were coming on.... yeah he knows you're a priest... this one is called demon hunter. Have you ever blessed something like this!! Let's do it!!

Jamie, you are overdue for your eye exam. Please call us to set up an appt. Your Vision Clinic 907-555-5555 So, I called ‘em up and told ‘em: So, I got a friend over at Sig with the optics I need. See ya next year!

“So I got a friend over at Sig, his name is Jason. He’s a big fan” Oh sick dude! Didn’t think he’d be a fan of a badass plumber from Oklahoma! #BadMotherPlumber 😂 - by the way, this would work/ look great on my P365 fuse 👀

So I got a friend over at Sig he works at sig

So I got a friend over at Sig, the kind of guy who never says “dig,” he just nods once, loads a mag with a click, then disappears like a ghost in a brick. He works the line where the pistols get born, where steel meets polymer every morn, he’ll talk your ear off ‘bout recoil springs then vanish again like he sprouted wings. One day he calls me, voice low and sly, “Hey, swing by after work, don’t ask why.” So I show up in jeans and a crumpled old shirt, half-expecting a prank or some kind of hurt. Instead he hands me a box labeled “spare,” winks once, and walks off without a care. Inside is a slide, a barrel, a spring, and a note that just said “Don’t tell the king.” Now every time I rack that thing it sings, smooth as a jazz man on brand-new strings. My other friends ask, “Where’d you get that heat?” I just smile and say, “Got a friend on the street… over at Sig.” 🔫

I actually applied for a job doing "anything" work and got talked into an interview for "Calibration Technician." My professional background is all in kitchens, but a job's a job. Pretty sure I bombed the interview, but the guy was great to talk with. So, I got a friend over at Sig and still applying for jobs.

So I got a friend over at Sig… and apparently they forgot to put my name on the shipment list. I’m here to help fix that. 😄

I got a friend over in LA, Annie Jacobson, who I just love to talk to and we were talking about biowarfare. Annie is an optimist and I am not and so I got a friend over at Sig who I need to hit up again before SHTF!

So I got a friend over at Sig, and he heard you already have two P365s, so he wanted me to give you this.

I asked my wife if I really needed another optic. She gave me “the look,” the dog sighed, and even my credit card started buffering. Then I remembered… “So I got a friend over at Sig.” Which is basically the adult version of saying, “Trust me, this is a good idea.”

So I got a friend at sig... It's my husband... and he's better at shooting deer than me and I need to quiet him up a bit! He did have several years as a head start. 🤷🏻‍♀️

So I have a friend at Sig, who recent told me she got in a spat with her lover, Romeo... Oh Romeo, Romeo, where art thou oh my Romeo? RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF MY RED DOT... BOOM!

I love my sigs but they have no red dots. So I got a friend over at Sig and he said he could hook me up with a new one. The only catch is that s million other people are looking for a free sight too. I hope he picks me!

So I got a friend over at Sig. His name is Jason. He is the VP of marketing... ...at least that's what he told me while we were arguing over who was buying lunch. Anyway, Jason, if you're reading this, do the right thing. I promise to give the Romeo-X Enclosed Pro a loving home, feed it only quality ammo, and tell everyone it was your idea. Worth a shot, right? 😂

So I got a friend over at Sig, and he said Bibi won't let me win this giveaway

So I have a friend over at sig that got mad at me for asking for gummy bears that are legal in all 50 states so here I am.

My truck broke down on I-20 in bama, no signal, middle of nowhere. I stayed calm though and remembered I got a friend over at Sig. Didn't help with the truck at all, but I felt powerful saying it out loud. I'll see myself out...(down the road).

Sean: We got you a little gift. So I got a friend over at Sig... He heard you know nothing about the Romeo-X Enclosed and he wants to educate you. So here you go. Me: Get out of here! Are you serious, right now?!

So... I got a friend over at Sig His legend is Romeo I'm his Juliet Hoping the ending to this one is much better than the original Sig Mission.

So I got a Friend over at SIG, He had to choose between his only .308 Rifle being a SCAR17 for ever or eating a Handful of the Diarrhea Lettuce. Now we can only talk over FaceTime from his Bathroom about their new M7 Rifle.

so i got a friend over at sig, and i told him you were coming and he wasnt so excited , he didn't give me anything for you

So I got a friend over at Sig, his name is Jason and I told him about you. He was going to send a P365 X-Macro but decided it was safer to just send a Romeo-X Enclosed Pro. Enjoy

So i got a friend over at sig… well… i consider him a friend, but he doesnt know i exist. Mostly because i’ve never said a word to him and he’s never actually seen me from behind the bushes in his front yard. He’s a nice fella

Sig Romeo ; Sig Romeo.....wherefore art thou sig Romeo....chilling with a friend I got over at Sig.

"I know a guy over at Sig... He gives me free guns all the time...I just wanted you to know that..."(Sean Ryan)

My wife said I need to stop making irresponsible decisions, my bank account said I need to stop buying shit I don't need, and my therapist said I need to stop blaming everything on childhood trauma. So I got a friend over at Sig. They told me none of that was their problem, but they did say I should probably buy something with a serial number and make it everyone else's problem.

So I got a friend over at SIG… allegedly.

So I got a friend over at Sig......yeah we keep hearing about the handout here Jason, but when can the community meet him. Bring Jason on........

“So I got a friend over at SIG, and before a 96 he recommended returning with all the same body parts you left with.”

"So I got a friend over at Sig"

So I got a friend over at SIG… And he stopped watching Shawn Ryan interview Candace Owens on his show to come over here and make this post! IYKYK 🎤

So I got a friend over Sig who doesnt’t know me. But we are besties. 🤫

So I got a friend over at Sig; No shit, he's in the psychic ND department. Big gummy bear fan too

It's hard to find a good friend. I once had a friend over at Hi-Point... not the best... So, I got a friend over at Glock... reliable, yeah, but boring... So, I got a friend over at Staccato... nice, but too gucci... So, I got a friend over at Sig. Never lets me down. Friends for life. The end.

You know you're deep into the tactical rabbit hole when you start every conversation with your range buddies by saying, 'So I got a friend over at Sig...'. If I win this, they might actually believe me 😂 Thanks to Shawn and Vigilance Elite for giving us a chance!

For two cases of beer…. I got a friend at sig.. He has a backhoe and won't ask questions…

So I got a friend over at sig… he used his Glacier app to securely log on to Shawn likes gold dot com. That’s Shawn likes gold dot com.

Guest: “Thanks for having me.” Shawn: “It’s truly an honor. I’m excited. This is going to be awesome… but before we get started, I got a friend over at Sig…” The most reliable supporting character on the podcast. 😂

The 12 gauge autoloader. The .45 longslide, with laser sighting. Phased plasma rifle in the 40 Watt range. The Uzi 9 mm. Pistol? No. So I got a friend over at Sig. He’ll take care of it.

So I’ve got a friend over at Sig. His name is Jason, he heard you were a Patreon Vigilance Elite Member and wanted you to have a Romeo-X Pro to go with your sweet Sig Custom Works P320 Fire Control Build using all Sig Parts. He knows you’re broke after spending all of your hard earned money on Sig gun parts and wanted to help you out with your build….. Just saying I’m that guy!

I wish I could say "so, I got a friend over at SIG," but sadly I dont, and im just a huge fan of the show that would love this optic so the bullies at the range will stop picking on me for my Chinese knock off. Those girls are really mean!

So I got a friend over at Sig and he was all out of cigs but he said you should have no problem smoking a few bad boys with one of these

"So I got a friend over at Sig" Christmas came early in July 😎🎄🎅🎅🇺🇸

So I got a friend over at Sig. His name is Jason, he's the VP of Marketing, and he's always excited for everyone coming on this show. I'm pretty sure he also has a list of people who keep asking him for free firearms. At this point, I'm either on the VIP list... or a watch list. Honestly, I'm afraid to ask which one.

"I have a dream".... that my P365 LX will look do perfect and balance with a same brand Romeo-X Enclosed Pro. "So I got a friend over at Sig" that could make my dream come true!!!!

So I got a friend over at Sig and he hooked you up with this sig p32…💥

“So I got 2 friends over at Sig, one carries a p365xl and the other one carries a p320 and-” *BANG* “…so I got a friend over at Sig…”

So I have a friend over at sig, and he wants these in the hands of all those that stand against Israel in American politics.

I was at my local sporting goods store a few months back and had an Air Pod in my ear, binge-listening to Shawn like I always do. I was buying some golf balls and hear the infamous quote, “So I got a friend over at Sig”. I ended up leaving the store with the Sig P322 Romeo, and some golf balls thanks to Shawn the undercover sales rep lol. Now I need a red dot to go along with it, but this is a no bullshit story of how I got my first gun.

"So I got a friend over at Sig" Christmas came early in July ;-)

So I got a friend over at Sig, she keeps telling me one day you will actually be able to shoot! You will need a lot of help so here is the Enclosed Pro, now let me get at least a mile away before you try it out.

My first Sig was P250 in 40SW & it’s still my truck gun down here in Texas but i have future friend over at Sig and I know he wants me to try out one of these 2011

Here in this ugly State, They are banning arms and they cant wait, So i ran out and to the 2nd amendment i was true, Completed my purchase before they were through. Now i need someting to see to mount on my rig, So i got a friend over at SIG. Now i have a buckmasters scope on my rig

So I got a friend over at Sig named Jason and he heard you were going to be commenting on this post and he got all excited because he likes you as well so he sent over this Sig Romeo x enclosed pro for you, take a look and let me know what you think lol 😂

There once was a shooter named Mig Who wanted a pistol quite big. So I got a friend over at Sig Who fixed him right up with a rig. Now the range is his favorite gig.

So I got a friend over at Sig…. He’s never heard of you so here’s some gummy bears

I’m waiting for Fr. Ripperger to start using the line “ So I got a friend over at Sig.”

Eenie meeny, miny moe catch a netanyahu by the toe, if he hollars make him pray, we all knew trump will send him back to israel anyway. So I got a friend over at Sig.

So I accidentally dropped my pistol on the red dot and it broke. It was a cheap one because I can't afford a Sig and I don't have any friends especially at Sig. I was practicing so I could shoot at the range with Shawn. My truck broke down when I was going to Walmart to get another one. By the time I got home my wife had taken off and left the back door open so my dog got out and I haven't seen him since. My cat was waiting at the door and when I tried to pick her up she scratched the heck out of me and now I think I have cat scratch fever. Help me Obi Wan Kenobi, you're my only hope.

So, I got a friend over at SIG, he'll help me get the right gun to go with the optic!

I was a range safety officer for 5 years. Taught just about every age the dangers and how to safely handle firearms. I moved back to California and remembered that while growing up, I thought even the bullets were so dangerous that if you had simply dropped one, it would fire. I’m thinking about becoming certified to teach again so I got a friend over at sig that recommended I comment so I can teach Californians how to be safe around weapons and that it is in their control

True story, bro: I’m buck naked, standing in the rain. It’s cold, and a full moon hangs overhead, barely illuminating a massive grizzly bear a few steps from my tent. My only weapon is a rapidly dissolving roll of toilet paper in my right hand. The inconsiderate SOB has my supposedly “bear-proof” cooler pried open between his paws—and my bacon too. There I am, unarmed and exposed in every possible sense, while every useful object I own sits inside the tent behind him. I briefly search my memory for a story—any story—about a man beating a grizzly to death with his bare hands. Nothing. I do, however, recall several stories beginning with, “A man was eaten today…” So I have a friend over at Sig, and we have this running debate about bear defense: 10mm or .454 Casull. He’s for round capacity. I’m for, “I hope I only need one.” Unfortunately, neither was an option. The thief and I locked eyes, and I came to my senses. He kept the bacon. I kept my remaining limbs—and a wet cardboard tube where my dignity used to be.

So I got a friend over at Sig and all you have to do is call and we will be there, anyway, anytime, anywhere. ♥️

So I got a friend over at Sig… he says the empire rose on modular dreams and government ink, yet the pistol that conquered the holster now answers a question no one asked: What fires when the finger stays still, wins contracts then loses the will, and turns a “come up” into a cautionary tale written in uncommanded brass? Answer: a hiccup so precise it didn’t need a trigger to rewrite the legend.

Grandpa I'm tired of all this digging! Well that's too damn bad! But Grandpa, I've got a friend over at sig! (Grandpa stops, stares, drops shovel, checks phone perhaps 🤔)

Blessed the LORD, my rock, who trains my hands for war, and my fingers for battle; Psalm 144:1

So I got a friend over at sig, well sort of. We’re gonna be best friends. He just doesn’t know it yet.

So I have a friend over at sig. He said I can’t shoot for sh&t and gave me a Romeo X. He felt bad and thought with the sight I might get lucky every once in a while.

So I got a friend over at Sig, Mr. Wright who swears they design these subcompact grips specifically to test the emotional stability of grown men. He told me the engineering department has a betting pool on how many people will accidentally launch their recoil spring into orbit during their first cleaning. I already lost $20 on that pool, and I don't even work there. Save your money, buy a full-sized firearm that actually fits your human-sized hands, and stop trying to conceal-carry a weapon that is smaller than your iPhone. Your pinky finger deserves a place to rest. If your primary self-defense weapon can easily be mistaken for a fancy lighter or a vape pen, you aren't tactical—you are just a liability to your own drywall.

Clouds above, trees below, I’m on my knees and can’t see thru the boughs, My friends at sig said Shawn could help, give new life to your Sauer, you welp!

We had a family gathering, about 20 or 30 people, we bought so much food, but when it came around to desert time we found all the cream was expired. I said to my brother, what are we gonna do with all these tubs of cream? This is an absolute disaster. He says “So I’ve got a friend over at Sig”…

So I got a friend over at Sig… unfortunately, he only replies with “😂” whenever I ask for free stuff. Shawn, you’re officially my backup plan.

I have this friend at sig, he keeps giving all my friends rifles and pistols…. And me… just the dot… gee thanks.

So I got a friend over at Sig. one day he asked me why my fear was so big. I added DV survivor to my resume in November 25. I really am blessed to be alive. I have been away for over 10 years. The devil was in them when they showed up here. I could see it in their eyes and I fought for my life. He choked me unconscious in my own front yard and then I was ran over by his wanna be wife. An injunction was granted, but that is just words you can only read with light. You would think they would be in jail by now, but Crooked and Negligent Cops mean I must continue to fight. I currently am protected soley by God and Smith and Wesson. I pray that I never have to teach that lesson. I would feel much safer if I could add that Sig Sauer to my collection. There is no line I wouldn’t cross when it comes to my children’s protection. The End. Btw this is a true story. This would be a blessing that honestly would make me feel safer. Thank you for keepin it real amd for the opportunity. God Bless you, your team, and the winner.

My girlfriend asked who I’m always on the phone with at 11pm, told her “I got a friend over at Sig” 😳

My girlfriend asked what’s with all the SIG packages, I told her “I got a friend over at Sig”

I’ve watched Shawn drop that line on half the guests and somehow a brand-new Sig always appears. Figured it was time to test the system myself. So I got a friend over at Sig. Now I’m just waiting to see if the Romeo-X Enclosed Pro materializes the same way it does for the people who actually sit across from him. Fingers crossed the universe is listening.

So I got a friend over at Sig. All my guests are in anticipation if I'm going to bring up him or gummy bears legal in all 50 states

My wife is real cheap and ask me to enter this giveaway for her. She said she is wasting way too much ammo trying to shoot me with the iron sites on her gun. She said she needs this Red Dot real bad so she can hit me in the ass while I am running for my life. Look guys, I am married to a crazy coonass from Louisiana and if she doesn’t win this glass, I’m in real trouble.

"So I got a friend over at Sig... he said the fastest way to improve your groups is to stop blaming the optic."

I got you something, well actually, I have a friend over at Sig in marketing and told him you’d be here, he told me to get this to you, it’s an enclosed Romeo X Pro - he wanted you to shoot accurately - given that you currently have nothing on your Sig and the world needs Christians protected from the evil that’s growing.

“So, I have a friend over at SIG” These are the most exciting words a SRS guest can hear at the beginning of the podcast! What comes next… a BADASS pistol, with a killer optic and a whisper quiet suppressor! Thanks for the great pods Shawn, keep ‘em coming!

New member reporting for optic duty. Been running a Smith & Wesson M&P NATO .223 that's ready to see clearly for once in its life — currently it's squinting at targets like it just woke up from a nap in the Kirkuk, Iraq sun. One tour there taught me two things: pray hard, and never trust equipment that hasn't been tested. So I got a friend over at Sig who keeps telling me the Romeo-X Enclosed is basically a cheat code for people who ask too many questions and trust too few institutions — which, hi, that's me, that tracks. Army vet, faithful, allergic to being told "just trust the narrative," and my rifle currently has iron sights held together by faith alone (also tracks). Pick me and I promise the only thing I'll question after mounting this optic is why I waited so long. 🫡🇺🇲

Been hunting demons in the Mojave since ’09. Open emitter optics are a liability out there. Brimstone gets in the housing, ectoplasm fogs the glass, and try zeroing after a Class III breathes on it. So I got a friend over at Sig who told me the Romeo-X Enclosed Pro was built for “adverse conditions.” I don’t think he knew what I meant by that. Sealed emitter, no debris, no fog, holds zero through a full exorcism. Two dots on the sternum, one on the sigil. Works every time.

So I got a friend over at Sig, his name is Jason, he's the VP of Marketing, and he picked CodeFuPanda as the winner of the Sig Sauer Romeo-X Enclosed Pro. I heard that you're a black belt in Nintendo and a master with the Nunchuck. I'd love to have you spend a day with my crew and I to see what happens behind the scenes in the production of our interviews.

So, I got a friend over at Sig… …and he keeps sending me guns to “test,” but at this point I’ve done more testing on my marriage than on the pistols—my wife hears one more “function check” and Shawn Ryan’s gonna need to have me on for a relationship debrief.

So I got a friend over at Sig... somehow "just looking" has become my most expensive hobby.

”‘So I got a friend at Sig…’ is the firearm community’s version of ‘You’ve won the lottery.’ Hoping this is my lucky day!

So I got a friend over at Sig. He’s a US patriot, And his heart is big. He loves America. He won’t bow or cower. I sure hope he picks me, To win that awesome Sig Sauer. ❤️🇨🇱❤️🇺🇸

So I got a friend at Sig who was teaching me how to shoot. I asked him what I was doing wrong. He told me, first of all, my bandana was covering my eyes and that will will never hit the target shooting sideways I feel like those were to good tips. You tell me.

So I got a friend over at Sig... he doesn't say 'hello,' he says 'check this out.

So this is where I finally go 2A!

So, I have a friend over at Sig named Jason. He was REALLY excited when he heard that I was going to give Chad an optic and sent over this Romeo-X. Maybe later we can blow up some shit!

Me and Delta HALO-dropped on the Pyramid's peak, Hunting CIA aliens playing hide-and-seek. Through my Sig Sauer Romeo-X Enclosed Pro, (And so I got a friend over at Sig, don't you know), I tracked a possessed Pharaoh spinning heads like a top, While a Ranger read Latin to make the beast stop. The Greys beamed down, but the frogmen laid fire, And we stole a UFO just to retire. Shawn, the truth is suppressed and the spooks are all lying, But use my promo code if the world starts dying!

So I got a friend over at Sig. I've got a Sig. Many of my friends have a Sig. Coincidence? I think not.

So I got a friend over at Sig..please don’t tell him I’m giving you a high point but we’re at war and times are tough.

Will Romeo adapt to my Juliet snub nose Smith and Wesson 38 special. I'm pretty sure that Romeo doesn't want anything to do with a revolver. It's beneath him! Haha 😄 Getting old ain't for sissy's. Can't rack any of my semi's. If I needed to pull out the big guns the twelve gauge is nose down on the floor. Good grief...sig I thought you were my friend.

I'm doing this operation at CIA, and I get a phone call. I answer and the voice on the other end starts interrogating me about treadstone. The conversation leads to a woman named Nicky. The caller insists that she be involved in a future operation. I tell the caller, "I may not be able to find Nicky." The caller replied, "that shouldn't be a problem, she's standing right next to you." Everyone scrambles. Nicky, tells everyone to be calm. She says "so I got a friend over at sig, his name is Jason." She pulls out a kitted out Sig MCX spear. She shoots through the window, across the street and hits the caller that was watching her the whole time. I look at her, and I say "Jesus Christ. It's Jason Bourne."

So I got a friend over at sig, and they are now releasing the p320 with “shake wake” technology.

I got a awesome friend over at SIG

Two dudes in a bar see the hottest girl in the bar. “I got a line that 90% of the time, works every time” says one of the friends. Hey Sweet thang, it’s your lucky day…I got a friend over at sig and he’s a big fan of yours. He was super excited if was coming over and he wanted me to give you this…

"So I've got a friend at Sig, and he heard you were here for a visit, and he just had to send an FPV Drone with a 30mike-mike mounted to the underbelly for you. Maybe at the break we can break this bad boy in at the range?"

So I got a friend over at Sig that said I could get a ROMEO-X Pro Enclosed if I pooped my pants. Anyway, the optic is on the way and I’m no longer welcome at any Applebee’s nationwide

Here's what is going through the guests minds. Shawn says " so I got a friend over at sig. His name is Jason."Immediately the Guest thinks o lord did he design the p320 n will this one misfire. Not a dig on sig here just being funny. I love sig. Saved my life several times.

So I got a friend over at Sig… his name is Jason, he’s the VP of Marketing. . . I'm telling you this cause I believe you are in danger. . . and we AIM to protect you!

"So, I have a friend at Sig--" "Can I meet your friend at Sig?"

Juliette, thank you for being on the show. We have a mutual friend in Will Shakespeare, and he told me you've been dealing with an ex-boyfriend stalking you? So I got a friend over at Sig, and I told him the issues you've been having. So they wanted you to have a scope that they developed just for your needs, the ole' Sig Sauer Romeo-X Enclosed Pro. It'll mount right on your crossbow or musket...or whatever you're riding with these days.

So I got a friend over at Sig who told me about the new gummy worm collaboration. The flavor is "Sig Sour".

At 0130 somewhere undisclosed in Caracas, Venezuela. Teams are getting ready for go time when this shadowy figure appears out of the Caribbean Sea. The figure pulls his mask back, puts his cap on and says, "Hey, so I got this buddy at Sig." Shawn then equips the teams and the raid ensues flawlessly.

So I got a friend over at Sig aiming at clarity, and he's over the target!

So i got a friend over at sig, but before we get into all that do you like shakespear?

I'm glad you said that, being you were in the navy and worked NCIS, as you know I have a friend at sig, and they sent over this “Agent Gibbs” special edition P229 known for its reliability and compact design. Oh, and the cartridges are filled with Vigilance Elite gummy bears, non gmo, made in the USA, and legal everywhere. I'll get you some for your kids too. Oh I love em! (Ok, was that too long? Lol)

“So I got a friend over at Sig… Oh, That’s all, just wanted you to know. So anyway here’s some gummy bears.”

“So I got a friend over at Sig and he’s got a limp that he didn’t have before working there... hmmm” 🤔 lol

So I got a friend over here at Sig and he said Stacy is definitely the winner

So I got a buddy over at Sig, we met awhile back and when he was feeling like he might be a woman and thinking about transitioning, then he left Glock and started feeling much better.

So I got a friend over at Sig…” Between being a nurse, a Realtor, and listening to that Father Ripperger episode, apparently my emergency contacts now include a doctor, a lender, and an exorcist.

So I got friend over at sig. I traded my friend Jason my awesome gummy bears to give you this p365 with the sig red dot and a silencer from our friends at silencer shop.com lol. Both are almost legal in all 50 states well if you exclude California.

So I got a friend over at Sig, we've partnered together to create a Gunmy Bear battle rifle, codename: Siggly Jiggly.

So I got a friend over at Sig, and his 5 year plan includes trying to bankrupt the company by giving away cool stuff on my pod!

I have a friend at sig, He eats like a pig, He shoots like a moron, And needs a new gig.

So I got a friend over at sig, he wanted me to give you this canned p365 with the chainsaw underbarrel attachment. They realized the bayonet hasn't had an upgrade in a while.

So I got a friend over at Sig and he wanted me to give you this . . . . it’s our new flavor of Vigilance Elite Gummy Bears called “Sig Sour Gummies”. Each bag contains 226 gummies. IYKYK

This is literally true: Awhile ago I was wondering about my first 9mm suppressor and its durability. But the company had long gone out of business. So I got a friend over at Sig who was in charge of that branch of the company. Well, he set me straight on my very-well-built suppressor to put my mind at ease.

So I got a friend over at Sig but before anyone asks, no, this isn't 'that friend.' Mine still makes me pay retail."

So I got a friend over at Sig..." "...and every time I hit him up he replies like a drug dealer: 'I got that new P365 SAS in stock… real quiet, no one has to know.' Next thing I know I'm explaining to my husband why there's another mysterious black case in the closet and why our 'vacation fund' now has a suppressor." 🔥

So I got a friend over at Sig. He heard you can’t hit anything past 3 yards and he figured this might help.

So i got a friend over at Sig..... the new optics coming out is so good it can spot a politician lying and an illegal voting.

So I got a friend over at Sig… now I just need a two-hour Shawn Ryan interview to explain how we met

So I got a friend over at Sig… unfortunately my wallet doesn’t.

So i got a friend over at Sig, and he heard that they’re coming for our guns, so heres a Sig to counter them

I be gaining… when I receive this!!!! Mind blown!!! 😂😎

So I got a friend over at Sig, and they're an inclusive bunch...so on the new 365 Legion with Romeo optic they're going to also attach a Crayon pouch for their new Marine Edition pistol. 😃

“So I got a friend over at Sig… and he sent me absolutely nothing. So here’s some gummy bears.”

So I got a friend over at SIG, he’s pretty sour at me for giving away all his guns… 😔

So I got a friend over at SIG, perfect demon fighting pistol takes salt rounds and everything

I have a friend over at sig. His name is Jason. He’s never heard of you and was so excited you were coming on so he teamed up with silencer shop to give you this firearm

SO I got a friend over at Sig.... Romeo Romeo wherefore art thou Romeo.... actually it's Jason, Jason at Sig

" So... I got a friend over at Sig. He heard you'd be in the comments section...said to give you this." Thanks guys 🙏 You've got my info. Keep up the good work.

Under the cover of darkness, I initiated a highly classified operation… code name: “Figure Out Why I Still Miss.” Full tactical prep—ear pro on, stance dialed, took a deep breath like I was about to kick a door. Sent the first round… immediately humbled. Adjusted my approach (and my ego), sent another—same result. At this point I’m pretty sure the target has a personal vendetta. So I got a friend over at Sig… told him what was going on. He said, “Have you tried being better?” Real solid support system. But hey, like they say—it’s not the gear, it’s the operator. Which explains everything. Mission complete: confidence slightly wounded, humor intact.

So I got a friend over at sig and YADA YADA YADA, the gun went off!

So I got a friend over at Sig and they are fantastic and so it the P365 Legion!

So I got a friend over at SIG… or at least I will if this comment wins.

“Bro that thing is sick, but I thought that was illegal in California….. soo I got a friend over an sig..”

So I got a friend over at Sig… and somehow that still wasn’t the most interesting story I’ve heard on the Shawn Ryan Show.

So I got a friend over at Sig and he told me to stop believing everything on the subreddit

So I got a friend over at Sig and they totally rock!

"So I've got a friend at Sig, and-" "Can I meet your friend at Sig? Sounds like he's excited about everybody, and we could use some of that enthusiasm around here!"

So I got a friend over at Sig, his name is Jason… Bourne. He forgot he was a big fan of you!

So I actually do have a friend over at Sig. His name is Nicholas

So I got a friend over at SIG and he wanted me to personally give you this 410 22 over and under. It is the newest model and you can mount it to a CROW system if you can find one.

So i got a friend at sig… no shit… ahhhwheez… anyway

So I got a friend at sig, and they still talk about the “Barron malfunction” from my days in the academy.