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October 26, 2017

Coffee Experiment 1

Not like I'm going to post daily vlogs or anything, but the coffee thing had to be done and had to be documented for my science records. And the progress on my latest zine. And these are things I don't mind sharing with YOU, gentle reader! Secret humans only!

Coffee experiment 1 (YouTube)

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Natesh Subhedar · November 4, 2017

towards the end of the video, i saw a kind of scrap book full of colors and graffiti . It felt exciting to see all that beautiful chaos.

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John Wills Lloyd · October 29, 2017

Li-Yu, a former Ph.D. student who turned into an international rockstar leader in my discipline, served me coffee made from a teabag-like steeping device. It was O.K., but the idea of a fractal bag tickles me; I guess the ultimate would be to have each grain of consistently ground coffee ensconced in its own perfectly gossamer-thin layer of bag with water of the exact right temperature flow-floating all about it. Whoever makes the perfect cup of coffee will probably achieve satori, die, go to heaven, and be reborn so fast that she or he will not remember it upon return as a turtle holding up the Earth. So, it's more fun to pursue approximations to brewing that cup than to making it.

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Vi Hart · October 30, 2017

maybe grind coffee into pure powder, steep briefly, then apply the centrifuge to get the grounds out...

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Jon Levell · October 27, 2017

Ahhhh, boiling water is too hot! Please let it get to 190~195F. Also, baristas should wear shirts that say 'Coffee Chef' -- I'd totally tip more.

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Vi Hart · October 28, 2017

coffee chef! coffee chef!

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Solstice H. · October 27, 2017

Note on the barista/bar thing: in Italy (where much of the American coffee tradition is descended from), a small restaurant that serves espresso and related drinks, pastries and sandwiches in the morning and alcohol later in the day is a bar, and the employees are baristas.

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Vi Hart · October 28, 2017

This sounds good and efficient, as compared to using up twice the real estate to have coffee places that close in the afternoon and bars that open in the afternoon.

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Laura Twardy · October 27, 2017

I'm following with interest. Teabag coffee doesn't sound so different from French press coffee, which is not just good on my uneducated tongue but also followers among those who can taste (and care about) subtleties in their coffee. I wonder whether using coarse-ground coffee in a metal tea ball and steeping it for the same 4-5 minutes as one would with a French press would work. I may have to go try this myself right now...

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Vi Hart · October 28, 2017

I think the big barrier to fancy coffeeness is that I use ground coffee instead of making sure I have fresh locally roasted extra great beans and grinding it etc... gotta see if my coarse ground doesn't escape my tea ball now!

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Rob Hamilton · October 27, 2017

I approve of this experiment. We need to find more ways to make coffee - for science!

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Julian Sterling · October 27, 2017

what about more smaller teabags to increase surface area

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Vi Hart · October 28, 2017

fractal tea bags

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Calle Englund · October 26, 2017

Tasting notes might be anticipated, for science of course.

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Kenny Tilton · October 26, 2017

Agreed, but with the bar set at "coffee-like"...

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Kenny Tilton · October 26, 2017

This is scary. Amazon just notified me that *my* coffee experiment (a grinder and a new coffee maker) will be here tomorrow! We must be on the same coffee wavelength...

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Vi Hart · October 28, 2017

Yay congrats on the new coffee toys!

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Abhayakara · October 26, 2017

Yeah, that didn't look like the yummiest coffee. But doing coffee experiments before coffee is a bit putting the cart before the horse, I suppose.

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Vi Hart · October 28, 2017

yep, the unused footage definitely had lots of "uhhhh wait what is even an object or thing uhhhh need coffee object to do coffee object..." It's a big motivation for finding easier ways to coffee, because I don't know how anyone remembers how to coffee before a coffee