"Gary the Gecko" out next week!
A lesbian angel hunts demons during the apocalypse. Disney lied about what mermaids actually look like and how well they (don't) sing. An ambitious gecko plays matchmaker.
"Gary the Gecko's Guide to Getting Your Humans to Get Together, and Other Short Stories" is a collection of Christina "DZA" Marie's funniest, most heart-warming, and best short stories and flash fics. Enjoy crazy tales of heartwarming ghosts, rick-rolling goblins, and summer camp witches.
Gary's our for pre-order now! Thank you all so much for your support and belief in me.
Comments (2)
Going back and trying to find your short stories. I can’t find this anywhere. Will you be re-publishing some of your old short stories?
Oh, God, I'd forgotten about this one. This was a collection I published AGES ago, back when I still used my old pen name. I've since discontinued it (it sold exactly 5 copies on Amazon, as I had no idea how to market a book).