💦 CREATE AND FUCK YOUR OWN AI CUMSLUT 🔥 TRY NOW ♥
Create AI Cumsluts 💦
March 5, 2026

Help Needed: Cyrus's Law Firm

Good morning, lovelies!

So, CaFae Latte is going on hiatus this month and will return in April. When that happens, Cyrus is going to open up a law firm as managing partner, hiring a bunch of lawyers, paralegals, a PA, and marketer/fundraiser. Because as much as he'd rather spend his days chilling out in the CaFae with his friends and loved ones, Bob didn't raise no bitch, and he's not backing down from such a critical legal war.

(I mentioned in a couple of videos that I was researching Somali lore for a future Somali American character. Guess where one of those new lawyers originates?)

I'm really excited about this arc and how it's going to ripple throughout the rest of the series. However, I do need help. Because I suck at names and titles.

I'm not even the person who came up with the name CaFae Latte. Originally it was just Fae Latte. A fan had to leave a comment in the 2nd ever video.

This time I'd like to be more proactive. What do you think I should name Cyrus's law firm? The specialties are criminal defense and immigration, and his legal name is Blue Johnson.

Comments (42)

_
_Tension_Phobia_ · April 8, 2026

My bestie suggests fae legal

t
the blood fae · March 8, 2026

I'm pretty sure everyone from Vegas and my generation knows of Glen learner's number by heart I still do Glenn learner way to go call insert number

G
Gryphon Provenzano · March 6, 2026

Bluies law firm

C
Chris · March 6, 2026

I have a couple to add to the list, based around wordplay and puns as don't think Cyrus could resist 1) Blue Process Law or just Blue Process Or 2) Johnson, Boon and Gall. (The last two are fictional partnerts, its just his firm runs on donations and spite and they were the nearest synonyms that sound like actual surnames)

L
LAnders1215 · March 10, 2026

May I suggest Vex and Nosh as another synonym pair for spite and snacks?

S
Skyler👻 · March 6, 2026

The term Amicus curiae means Friend of the court. So “amicus fae” could be friend of the fae. Everyone represented by Cyrus becomes a friend?

B
Britta S. · March 6, 2026

Legally Blue (we help you through)

K
Kevin O · March 6, 2026

Timeless law associates. The blue crew legal defense. Got your back ace attorney.

K
Kevin O · March 6, 2026

“BJ and associates”.. (we’re here for for you when someone jacks up your life)

R
Ross Mandin · March 6, 2026

Some ideas: Blue & Associates Defence & Expatriation Partners Changeling, Seraph & Wyrm

m
mj · March 6, 2026

Warding Bond Law - Warding bond is a spell that increases support to another play in DnD (put dumbly, I don't know the specifics), a nod to criminal and immigration law, Cyrus being Bob's ward, and to his DnD proclivities.

B
Bryce Maryott · March 5, 2026

Law Firm (profit-seeking) or CLINIC (not-for-profit)? And don't forget support staff. Reception, Finance, I.T., HR... "Legal Shenanigans Clinic" - JUST so J.C. can yell "I CALL SHENANIGANS!"

R
RamenNoodle1985 · March 5, 2026

Everyone has such great ideas and my first thought was Blue's Crews, Attorney's at Law

P
Professor Greenman · March 5, 2026

I know there would be copyright issues, but my first thought was "The Blue Management Group..."

L
Lisa Michelle · March 5, 2026

Freedom Fighters Johnson & (Name) Attorney’s at Law

M
Marion · March 5, 2026

Prima faecia

M
MadsMc · March 5, 2026

Fae Law pay with snacks

s
sunnae987 . · March 5, 2026

Fae & Associates

A
Alexis Crespo · March 5, 2026

Maybe Blue Guardian Law Firm. Combines his legal name plus what he actually is together.

W
William Hakes · March 5, 2026

All I can think about is the time Cyrus came up as the number one pro bono in the area result know it was magically altered to come up that way...

D
Dragon1206 · March 5, 2026

What about "Name & Soul Law"? Since its being run by a fae and is more magically/para oriented

J
JC_Beck216 · March 5, 2026

Blue Johnson: Your Ace Faettorney

M
MrForceOFWill · March 5, 2026

Don’t be blue get Blue

G
Gabriel Greenberg · March 5, 2026

Okay, maybe something to do with "blue in the face", like we will defend you till we're blue in the face idk. The only other thing I can think of is really dumb, something with "Fae-ttorney"

A
Alyce Wren · March 5, 2026

I work as a legal assistant for a law firm, and one of the firms we will refer work to Jabberwock Law (yes, I have poked fun at it with the attorney there). Maybe something off like line. Para Law or Para Legal (get it?), referring to the para species in the universe? Or if it's a newer practice, something with guardianship or dragons a la Rethu? Guardians of Order?

G
Gabriel Greenberg · March 5, 2026

"Para legal", thats freaking genius

P
Patrick Greenlaw · March 5, 2026

Some name ideas: Iron & Ivy Legal Counsel.... Sidhe & Soul Attorneys at Law.... Glamour & Grace Civil Defense.... Blue Skies Legal Counsel...

I
Illana Navas · March 5, 2026

I really like Blue Skies!

L
Lasse Ehrenreich · March 5, 2026

I'm so excited for it I hope there will be a season on April 15th because it's my birthday

Z
Zha'Lyn Reese · March 5, 2026

This is a heeeeeeell of a stretch but I was trying to think of one that could mimic "CaFae" sooo howabout "Pro Fae"? Pro se is the legal term for representing yourself without a lawyer (since a lot of Cyrus' clients so far find him because they have no other options for representation), so replace the "se" meaning "self" with "fae" as in Cyrus...? Is this anything? Maybe they could even make a joke of how far reaching the name is lol

J
J. Vrancic · March 5, 2026

Law firms tend to be named with the surnames of the partners followed by the phrase attorneys at law and listing specialties. Ex: Johnson, Jones, and Jeeves, Attorneys at Law, specializing in criminal defense, immigration, and contract law.

D
Dennis M. Myers · March 5, 2026

The surname Guddi means woodworker. A nice solid name. And the Johnson Guddi Law Firm will work hard for you!

E
Elizabeth Ubell · March 5, 2026

Or Johnson, Marrón, and Teal

S
SleepyWitchLyca · March 5, 2026

Rules & Realms Legal protection in over xxx Realms since xxx

F
Fruitpunchingbag · March 5, 2026

I LOVE THIS ONE

N
Nic · March 5, 2026

Blue Legal Brigade

E
Elizabeth Ubell · March 5, 2026

His partners should all have color last names in their own languages, so that every last name is a color except his. Like Ebon, Teal, Blanca, and Johnson

t
the blood fae · March 5, 2026

Well one my dad worked on a law firm it was just the name of the lawyers Benson portaldo Baker and Carter I don't know if I'm saying that second one right

C
Carol Pedroso · March 5, 2026

Lavender Legal (similar to his book blog)

G
Giles Radford · March 5, 2026

Most law firms in the US tend to go by the names of the managing partners. So it would be Johnson Whomever LLP.

J
Jared Avnet · March 5, 2026

Look you wouldn't respect us if at least one person doesn't suggest it. Blue's Clues. (I'll be back with real ideas if I have any later

E
Ephiny Wolf · March 5, 2026

THIS.