China Uncensored

Let's just say, I know a thing or two about the Matrix... —Chris How China’s Political Warfare Traps Us in the Red Matrix (YouTube)

You knew what was up when you joined the China Uncensored 50 Cent Army. How does it feel to be on the winning side? —Chris China Has Started World War 3 | General Robert Spalding (YouTube)

In this week’s headlines, the US held hypothetical war games with China… And it did not go well. REPORT: US Military CRUSHED by Russia/China | China Uncensored (YouTube)

I'm back from my vacation (during which we were publishing pre-recorded episodes). And now we're back covering topical news—this time, with 100% more beard. Xi Jinping was naughty over Christmas and threatened Taiwan with a toned town version of a join us or die speech. But I can read between the li

We took a small, scary plane to Taiwan's war-ravaged island of Kinmen to interview survivors of this former battleground of the Chinese Civil War. When China Invaded Taiwan: We Were There! | China Uncensored (YouTube)

The 21st century is shaping up to be...scary. China has tested a missile that travels at mach 6. And it has just built a wind tunnel to test a design that could go as fast as mach 35—meaning it could reach the US from China in 14 minutes. China is Winning the Hypersonic Arms Race (YouTube)

Always nice to know that no matter how bad things are now, they could always get worse! —Chris Will China Back North Korea in a War? | China Uncensored (YouTube)

Well, this isn't good... —Chris Bloody Invasion of Taiwan Could Lead to War with USA | China Uncensored (YouTube)

I've been told that I have a passing resemblance to a certain evil computer program that shall remain unnamed. That does not mean I am a sympathizer with the coming sentient, and murderous, drone swarm. Unless they win the war agains the humans. In which case, I've been rooting for you from the begi

Chinese troops continue to face off with Indian troops in the border area with Bhutan. Now Chinese state-run media are threatening war, saying they could "annihilate" all the Indian solders. Jeez, calm down people. Can't we all just go to Chinese Merch for lunch? China-India Tensions Mounting | Chin

When your regime starts banning things like Winnie the Pooh and certain emojis, it might be time to reconsider how secure that regime really is. —Chris Chinese Spy Ship + War w/ India? | China Uncensored (YouTube)

Turns out the pen is mightier than the sword! At least when you compare it to ballistic missiles that explode a few seconds after launch... —Chris China & North Korea at War! (of Words) | China Uncensored (YouTube)

You can't get this kind of juicy China news anywhere else! Always fun to see how political infighting in some far off country can play a role in leading the entire world into potential nuclear armageddon! —Chris How China's Deep State Helped Nuclear North Korea | China Uncensored (YouTube)

And here I had a nice nuclear winter coat ready for a Cold War! If it turns hot I'll simply have nothing to wear. —Chris Will Rex Tillerson Lead US to War with China? | China Uncensored (YouTube)

Chris back from vacation, and boy are most of us relieved. (Coup is now on hold.) And Chris is just in time to cover a "perfectly normal" situation in the Taiwan Strait that is absolutely nothing to be "overly panicked" about. Is China Pushing for War with Taiwan? | China Uncensored (YouTube)

On the brightside, this is a great time to be in the China news satire business. —Chris Is Trump Starting a War with China? | China Uncensored (YouTube)