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May 14, 2022

(Preview) 2022 Election Bonus | Honest Government Ad

Dear Patrons


There's just 1 week to go before this fateful national election.


How's everyone holding up?


I said we'd try and sneak in one final Honest Government Ad before the election.


Well we're making it, and here's the preview.


Think of it as a bonus episode to round off Season 2.


Something to capture this government's desperation as it faces a the electorate after three years of unbridled Scottfuckery.


And to help remind folks to hold the line and keep up the pressure during this final week, when it could literally go either way.


If you have any good suggestions for the Authorised by message at the end, please let me know in the comments


Catch you soon for the video!


Giordano

Comments (40)

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Logan · May 15, 2022

We are right behind you Australia! sadly we have opposition parties following in Scotties footsteps here ... God help us if the voters get sucked in. But hey , first I hope the smart and aware all get out and vote next week. Good luck!

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brian hopper · May 15, 2022

Very nervous guys... Will UAP preferences get this useless lot over the line? I reckon my my state SA will carry for Labor / Senate Independents... but this will be won or lost in Queensland. I have been wearing Juice Media tops all week and getting a lot of support comments for you. Keep up the great work guys. Respect.

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thejuicemedia · May 15, 2022

Thanks Brian, I love hearing that! And yes I do share your concerns. The only reasuring thing seems to be that Palmer's campaign lost a lot of steam along the way... so hopefully it won't have as much impact as it did last election. But we shall see...

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David Kellam · May 15, 2022

Scottfuckery is gold.

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Benny Mitropoulos · May 15, 2022

With a bit of luck these ratbags will be out. What I don't hold much hope for is a proper ICAC with criminal investigations into the shitfuckery with the criminals exposed and charged. If this ever did happen ( a proper federal ICAC) I reckon we would have more liberals and country party politicians behind bars and stripped of their ill gained assets rather than roaming free on the streets of this country.

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Rod Sherwin · May 15, 2022

Authorised by the Department of Narcissism and We'll do anything to Win but do a good job.

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frank pires · May 14, 2022

great work crew, 6 days to go lets make it so; lets get rid of this current regime and hopefully get a few more independents into the federal parliament, <3

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Bladeless Knife Productions · May 14, 2022

Authorized by the Department of Sleep... sleep now... shhhhhhhh

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Jo Trevelyan · May 14, 2022

❤️❤️❤️🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽🤞🏾🤞🏾🤞🏾

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Sandra Kirby · May 14, 2022

The ‘miracle’ of 2019 wasn’t the vote of the ‘quiet Australians’ but those who weren’t paying attention. Heaven help Australia if if’s only Murdoch sensationalism/ shitfuckery that grabs their notice this time round. Today’s electioneering is infantile, betraying we humans as very far from realising our amazing potential. Thanks for the sanity you bring to the whole horrible shit show dear Juice Media team❤️

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Annie Leschen · May 14, 2022

Authorised by the department of desperate and mateless.

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Redreamer - Wendy Bandurski · May 14, 2022

I am hoping for a bloodbath. ScottFuckery cackling like a MFW

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Mark D Larsen · May 14, 2022

Aussies should produce bumper stickers, posters, banners, billboards advertising Scottfuckery. He's gotten away with misspelling his own name for years: it should be Scrottum.

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FUD Fighters · May 14, 2022

Authorised by the Church of Smirkology

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ess · May 14, 2022

... or Authorised by the Department of It'sAllGoneToShitfuckery ... Fuck, shit, buggery

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Diana Beere · May 14, 2022

Thanks so much for the laughs. So much better than screaming in despair!

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Garry Travers · May 14, 2022

Scottfuckery, absolute GOLD, love it guys, well done.

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ess · May 14, 2022

Authorised by the Department of Scottfuckery. Has to be !

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Iain Fyfe · May 14, 2022

Love it. Should be played repeatedly on PA systems all over the goddam country.

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PeterKNIGHT’spage · May 14, 2022

Excellent. Sums it up. Hope Aalborg doesn’t bugger it up in the coming week.

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Willa Cartwright · May 14, 2022

Well done!

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Mike Hammond · May 14, 2022

I hope you make a difference!!!

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Mike Hammond · May 14, 2022

Well done!!

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Edward Pickering-Symes · May 14, 2022

Authorised by the Department of Distractions

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Iwan Boskamp · May 14, 2022

Authorised by the department of fucking miracles

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Jon Gray · May 14, 2022

Awesome. Authorised by the Department of Desperation.

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Edward Pickering-Symes · May 14, 2022

Beat me to it!

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Robert Bismuth · May 14, 2022

Brilliant! Clearly Authorized by the National Center for Excellence in Misrepresentation, Misappropriation and Misdirection. Our motto: Global leadership in distraction at any cost, to you!

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My Power Station and IT Neurosurgeon · May 14, 2022

I'm sure you can say this a lot better than I can.

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My Power Station and IT Neurosurgeon · May 14, 2022

eg 10 voters; party a gets 3 voters; party b gets 1 voter. Party a wins with 3/4 of the vote! If three non voters voted for party b, party b would have won. If 4 non voters voted for parts c and d, then c and d could form a coalition and run the government.

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My Power Station and IT Neurosurgeon · May 14, 2022

Thanks Giodana. The thing to do is to show the non voters that if they don't vote, they effectively vote for the winner, and therefore they have no say.

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Neil Hunter · May 14, 2022

Bravo 👏🏼

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Christian Portugaller · May 14, 2022

Government of outsider’s and aristocrat’s… department of bulldozer’s against change 😳

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Christian Portugaller · May 14, 2022

Hahaha brilliance again. Fantastic!!! Got way to toxic for me, the campaign that is. We have all voted in my household. What will be, will be. Voted not shit with preferential going to shit lite haha but i do think albo has been fantastic.

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John L Smith · May 14, 2022

Looking forward to the video

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John L Smith · May 14, 2022

Well done again The Juice Media. Full marks for covering that latest sign of desperation from Dutton bleating about a Chinese ship 250kms off the coast of WA. But you are right, we cannot afford to take our eye off the ball in the final stage. Thanks for the additional podcast.

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Dave Hall · May 14, 2022

Authorised Steven Bradbury

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Hamish Fawns · May 14, 2022

Orphaned by government and poo-poos

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thejuicemedia · May 14, 2022

hahaha I think this might be a good idea

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Rohan Kilby · May 14, 2022

Oh so good thanks guys for all your work 🤞