(PREVIEW) We Make Everything Good Shit | Honest Government Ad
Dear Patrons
Here's the preview of the next Honest Government Ad!
This one's filed under our Department of Climate Shitfuckery series and it looks at how gas companies are parasitising the scientific agencies we love and trust.
(We might end up making "We Make Everything Good Shit" a regular segment - lord knows there's lots of topics we could cover under this theme...)
The plan was to publish this one before the end of June (today!), but it required a bit of extra research and fact-checking, so it'll be out in another day or two.
That's why I'm sharing this Preview with all of you, so everyone gets at least something from us this month :)
If you have any good suggestions for the Authorised By message at the end, please let me know in the comments.
Catch you very shortly with the video!
Giordano
Comments (52)
If only your wonderful work did not contain so many expletives it could be broadcast to a much wider audience who need to see/hear the brilliant work you produce.
When Public funding is given to Coal Gas Mates we can be sure it will be given fairly to 'deserving' projects, from now on Scientists can only get the funding if they come up with the correct answers required! Move along. Nothing to see here. Climate damage by Australia is only a myth, oh look, a pet koala.... isn't it cute? Now you're back in the room... keep paying your taxes... as the billionaires won't!
Fuck I can't handle this. Now there going after the csrio 🤦🤬🇦🇺🤬
Nailed it.
Are you still looking for sign off suggestions? Authorised by the Department for Fracked Up Science
Thanks Ted, I like it! (We're going with Authorised by the Department for Promoting the Gas-led Shitfuckery)
Keep up the good fight! P.S. Donald J. tRump is going to Jail!
I hope so! I have a $50 bet with my friend Dbot that he won't - but I'm hoping I'll lose
Can't rhyme shitfuckery - not one single thing...?
I love to end this ode with some bling
You guys are the best - your ads are too
Roses are Red - Violets are Blue
No, I didn't know this, either. Well done all! You've got a lot of facts out quickly, exposing the level of corruption that results in the theft of Australian tax dollars and more risk for us all.
Thanks Edward!
Authorised by the departments of autocracy, and survival of the wealthiest.
thank you Juice Crew. this is more disturbing than ever. As well as following this awesome channel I encourage others to publicly register their contempt of business (greed) as usual by joining civil disobedience crews such as XR or Blockade Australia.
Agreed!
Authorized by the people who care for biodiversity and climate change cos the cunts in Canberra don't.
Get your shit together, either monthly or not, it's a bit of shitfuckery in itself. Fair enough, too much wine!
Hey mate this is not helpful. Also when you signed up I made it clear that I try not to let the monthly deadline rush me into cutting corners, so please feel free to take your "either mothly or not" attitude somewhere else
This government is a bottomless pit of corruption and "shitfuckery". Thanks for bringing, some of it to our attention.
As we slowly move toward all government departments being filled with thousands of party hacks in each election cycle.... lived in Bolivia where 10000 party sympathisers lined up the day after the election to graft the seat of the last party hack to do exactly the same graft. I can tell you where this ends up, it's not pretty
Outstanding! But very very disturbing ...... what shitfuckery
Seventh Generation Principle would be a nice start
Excellent. Also incredibly sad that this is the truth.
Just brilliant as usual. This is seriously bad shit and I wasn’t aware of how fucked we are with CSIRO and BOM being captured by these scumbags
Yes and so few people are aware - myself included until quite recently!
Authorised by Those of us Who Give a Shit
Authorised by the Department of Our Words are Turds
Authorised by the Department of Fucking….I mean Fracking our future.
Brilliant …. Again.
Good segment, bad stuff. I feel like the Brought you by needs to recognise the future generations who will face the fallout. Something like cunts who can't care about what our children will confront. bastards
Tier-1 TRUTH... thank you Guys & Girls of 'TJM' - you are AWESOME & soooooo necessary in this crazy world!!!!!
Thanks Mark! <3
For some reason of all your eps this one just hit hard. I'm so sad. Brilliant work as always!
Thank you Laurence <3
Authorized by F.L.A.C.C.I.D. - the Fossil Fuel Lobby Against Climate Change and In Denial.
ha ha ha ha Oh i LIKE it.
ooo good one! i would very much be tempted to use the Department of CSIRO Corporate Science Is Really OilCunts
Brilliant
Oooh… so spot on! All the double-speak, hypocrisy, gaslighting, tap-dancing, and outright lies… from these "cun… er… companies." Can't wait to see this one and spread it around. There's so much thick, deep shitfuckery in this world, that the only way to still breathe is with the snorkel that you provide!
Yes Yes and more yes - great idea for a sub-series!
Authorised by the Dept. of spending your money to keep you in the dark.
Right! Feed that good shit to the people, and keep them in the dark. Wait, sounds like governments are experts at growing mushrooms.
Authorised by the department of What Were You Expecting Seriously
Authorised by the Dept. of— We Just Got Sold to Who?!
Authorised by the Department for Jizzing on the BOM
GISERA/JIZZERA Hmmm!
As ever, beautifully done. Keep nailing their nads to the wall!
Thanks Nemo! <3
Authorised by the Department of Climate [Censored]
nice!