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February 8, 2020

[PREVIEW] After The Fires | Honest Government Ad

Dear Patrons,

As you can see we've wasted no time getting back to work: here's the preview of our new Honest Government Ad, which will be out next week.

A lot has been said about the devastating fires this summer.

But one thing that's gone under the radar is our federal government's sneaky change in rhetoric about climate change policy. In two short month's they've gone from denying the connection between greenhouse emissions and more intense fires, to... "yeah ok climate change is real, and now we must adapt to it"

That's the kind of leadership we have: "Let's skip the bit where we fight to mitigate the worst effects of climate change (which we helped cause) while we still have time left, and go straight to telling you its inevitable and you need to adapt. Bye now, gotta catch a plane to Honolulu".

This signals a profound and extremely sinister shift in policy - it's borderline sociopathic, I would say - and one that, left unchallenged, will pretty much seal our fate.   

So that's why I picked this topic for our inaugural Honest Government Ad of the new decade: as I believe this sets the stage for what's coming in the years ahead - and not just from the Australien Government, also from other governments owned by fossil fuel interests. So let's nip this shit in the bud, shall we.

As always, your feedback is greatly appreciated. You are the first ones to hear these previews, so the responses you leave us in the comments are really helpful.

Oh and thank you to whoever last year suggested "Authorised by the Department of Thoughts and Prayers" - as you can see, I found the perfect use for it in this HGA.

Catch you early next week when we publish the video.

Giordano xo

ps. Lucy's voice is intentionally muffled at the start because we planned for Zoe to be wearing a facemask during the first line :)

Comments (31)

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Garry Travers · February 10, 2020

So bloody true, well done as usual.

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Garth Taylor · February 10, 2020

Brilliant, looking forward to the video. It is a pity that you can't show visually the Muppet Master and his senior Muppets using words that have passed through their underwear on the way to their mouths.

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John L Smith · February 9, 2020

Brilliant as usual. Great work! And follows on nicely from the Peoples Climate Assembly in Canberra last week (there were some great slogans on the placards and banners) see https://www.facebook.com/peoples.climate.assembly/

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thejuicemedia · February 9, 2020

Thanks for that link, John - I only learned about the People's Climate Assembly last week and i'm so stoked about it!

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Alpheus Williams · February 8, 2020

Zeroes in on the empty rhetoric. So well done and thought out. Alan Jones's bag of rice, Sky News, and other Empty Talking Heads ... are now having to face the reality that people are becoming more aware that we are reaping what we've sown ... being one the largest exporters of Fossil Fuel Pollution... to make billionaires out of the few as they destroy the planet. Social media really is the people's tool and we must make this go Viral. Thanks to you and the team for all you do...now hurry the fuck up and get it out there.

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thejuicemedia · February 9, 2020

Am on it!

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Randall Waller · February 8, 2020

Good work man!!! Seriously - who does this government think they're fooling...? Unfortunately, still quite a few. Interesting to see Murdochs press readership has dropped 15% over just the last year... I think people ARE finally twigging onto the fact that Musrdoch's influence is pernicious and destructive and just fucking LIES. Little by little... Keep up the good work .

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thejuicemedia · February 8, 2020

Thank you and yes, let's hope so Randall!

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Hot30 with Matty · February 8, 2020

Great work Giordano, I was hoping you would touch on this one. It will be in Next weeks hot 30 with Matty, already cleaned it up for broadcast :)

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thejuicemedia · February 8, 2020

Awesome Matty :)

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Kerri Smith · February 8, 2020

Follow up could be the Dept of Ona Wing and a Prayer.. As for the "science", books are being cooked and weather is being modified for profit (in the same way our Murray is being traded and pollies are getting rich quick). If you have a statician handy who isn't on a gov payroll, run this by s/him https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC_egdS4871949youPFyvW_A and then check this out https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jOvXQD_tuQc And finally, the scheduled agenda is for us to be screaming and kicking, begging for our 'leaders' to do something about the climate - that's when they can impose window taxes and we all think it's for our own good (except carbon is the molecule of life - think about that). http://www.stopthecrime.net/docs/Report_from_Iron_Mountain.pdf

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Margaret Perrott · February 8, 2020

A mention of the billions of $ given in subsidies to the mining and gas industry would also go down well as the climate justice movement is calling on them to pay for the damage of the fires

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thejuicemedia · February 8, 2020

Thank you Margaret, agreed - unfortunately there's only so much we can fit into an HGA, but we have spoken about fossil fuel subsidies (FFS) before and will do so again in future videos. There could be a whole episode dedicated to it...

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Margaret Perrott · February 8, 2020

Absolutely spot on

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Liz Hogon · February 8, 2020

Brilliant work! xx

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Redreamer - Wendy Bandurski · February 8, 2020

You could throw in my made up term of 'Prime Sinister' , also the weird hand shaking thing absofuckinglutely has to be focused on because it got so much MSM attention. Bravo!

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George · February 8, 2020

Always believe the polluter pays... and we’re the biggest in the world. Tears of laughter at the satirical truth of it - followed by the Challenging thought it’s actually that bad.... and I agree, it hurts. Time to acknowledge the advice of the aboriginal custodians and build on a true carbon neutral future (preserve existing forests, plant new ones and develop attractively cheap systems to eliminate fossil fuel dependencies for the whole world). Watch out for the following govt statements and it will tell you they’ve given up and are only out for themselves. Anger at being called ignorant, Denial it’s actually happening, Bargaining to preserve their personal power base, create depression and frustration in the masses by doing nothing, generate Acceptance that it’s too late... only there’s no chance to repeat. They’ve had their chance. The future belongs to the children... not ignorant pollies. Thank you Juice team, for another great job.

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thejuicemedia · February 8, 2020

Great comment. And thank you for your awesome support of our work George

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Mark D Larsen · February 8, 2020

Can't wait for this to go public! Your satire is so spot on, mates. With only slight changes, it could apply to us in Yankeeland: our California wildfires, our sunny southwest, Mar-a-Lago instead of Hawaii. Yup, our "stable genius" and his sycophants tell us everyday to "get fucking used to it."

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Ian Ossher · February 8, 2020

Excellent “get fucking used to it”, mmmm, what a shame we have to. Great Dept thoughts and prayers. Can you get away with egregious shit lords? Accurately encompassing much. Well done all. Looking forward to the visuals.

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Michael Harrison · February 8, 2020

Love the mention of our leaders apocalyptic cult :) sad if it wasn't so true

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thejuicemedia · February 8, 2020

Yes very concerning, this needs to be spoken about more too

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Jennifer · February 8, 2020

I'd be sharing your clever and accurate stuff far and wide if it weren't punctuated by such violently-delivered swearing. A shame because everyone needs to hear the truths.

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thejuicemedia · February 8, 2020

Hi Jennifer, we'll be uploading a bleeped version in the days after we publish this video. Keep an eye on our teacher's page where we are making PG versions of our videos available for this very purpose: thejuicemedia.com/teachers PS. the swearing is very *lovingly* delivered :)

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Aileen Walsh · February 8, 2020

Wonderfully accurate, thank you juicemedia

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thejuicemedia · February 8, 2020

Thank you Aileen for making it possible

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Jay Wilson · February 8, 2020

Don't know how ya keep doing it. Another masterpiece! Loved the "no, seriously we can't see you thru all the smoke!"

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thejuicemedia · February 8, 2020

:) thanks Jay

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Jayne Downs · February 8, 2020

So accurate it hurts my brain. You are a gifted and talented lot 👌.

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FractalOne · February 8, 2020

I like that you highlighted solar, since at one stage in the mid 2000s we were leading the way in photovoltaic research, now ARENA has been gutted there isn't much of that anymore just "clean coal" crap which is an oxymoron really

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thejuicemedia · February 8, 2020

Yes. It's insane that this country isn't leading the way on solar... it just hurts my brain to think about it!