Hard Launch Podcast Ep #49 Is it flirting if a barista winks at you? (PLUS BONUS YAP)

Dan was so danful in this one. Disturbed yet intrigued

fuck colossus is so incredibly valid

you should've went to canada's wonderland right outside toronto!!

Dip and Pip being such big raccoon-fans just begs for an invite for Nessie (@raccoonmilf on tumblr of dashcon fame) to the Hard Launch Podcast

dipping your hands in candle wax? do a vlog at the yankee candle flagship store in western mass better yet do a new england vlog

I will say some baristas here in the US will wink without meaning to flirt 👀 but I say let Phil think whatever he wants 🫶🏻

hey i’m the badger that phil’s car hit and i want to say i HAVENT forgot.

I really thought Pidgeon Forge Tennessee was a made up place name the first time he said it but I googled it and it's real 💀

Dan have you been to cedar point? If not, you have to go and ride Top Thrill 2 (especially if you liked Kingda Ka, the OG top thrill is way better than Kingda ka), Sirens Curse, and Millennium Force. Those are my favorites there. Truly the peak coaster park of all time, I've been going for over 20 years.

Not a Wiggles mention on the Phodcast right before Wigglesos. My worlds are colliding

pls make an updated papas quiz video !!

i cant help but wonder what was the longest time the phouse went without being a construction site 😭

Which one of you was working as King Julien that day

beat of the week suggestion: king mala!!! dan I think youd love her recent album, it’s a concept album about possession and it goes SO HARD

But did you go on the best ride at Dollywood? BLAZING FURY When I went to Dollywood with friends this summer, we made a rhyming hillbilly abc's specific to our trip, and things from blazing furry featured in two different letters

the perfect thing for me to dye my hair hard launch purple to

ok but was the cheetah roller coaster being closely followed by a Dan roller coaster with its arms up ready to grab??

also i can confirm, yes phil fursuit fans already exist. Many suiters get fans that clip inside the head, or if theres no room some people have fan props that they put in the mouths (and a lot of them look like food so its cute). my suit has no mouth so the only ventilation is the eyes and a vent under the chin so i usually have a small battery powered fan tucked into the nose so i dont overheat and die

I mean this with love but yall arent fooling anyone with those "american" accents lmao

what can i say oh my lord

My brother and his wife are both dentists and I can confirm they talk about teeth outside of work

genuinely thank you for not going to The Other One

furry here- yes indeed there are little fans you can shove inside your fursuit head to cool down :,) not all suits have them, but it definitely is a thing that can and does happen

for the photo booth thing, i have done one with 4 people before!! you got 4 pictures per reel and the way we did is each person bought one, so when it was their turn for pictures we all piled together into the booth for one photo, and then all got out and we timed it so for each photo one of the other 3 would run in and we would swap out and we did that FOUR TIMES. so at the end of it each person has a picture of all four of us, and then themselves with each of the other 3 individually. Its a lot of effort but it works and it was genuinely so much fun. top tier silly bonding activity we coordinated so well we ate that up

Ao3 is gonna crash the moment it's back online with all the fanfic ideas there giving us.

i need yall to understand what its like being at work at 9 am on a tuesday after maybe a lil too much penjamin and trying to work while dan is saying "we love the stick. but then i sit on it. and it's horrible." in my ear 😭😭😭

noooooo colossus is my FAVORITE (at least the one at lagoon in utah) when i was young i went there on a very rainy weekday and no one was riding, so i got to just stay on the ride seven gos in a row. i think i rode it over 70 times that day

the adventure of the infinitely leaking phouse continues gotta be up there as one of the most water damaged houses in london

as an east tennessee phannie currently missing out on east tennessee fall vibes bc i’m in grad school in another country i can confirm it is simply the best ever and yes dollywood is the single best theme park do not fight me on this you will lose

Phil saying his hand was smooth now when he was stroking the wrong hand to the one that was dipped in wax 🤣

I am permanently stressed and this podcast is keeping me going thanks ladsss

the king julien clip was the funniest thing i've ever seen lol

Can’t wait to see you guys in Melbourne!

The wax hand thing does hurt a bit - i did it before and tried rly hard to play it cool

You guys need to go to the theme parks on the Gold Coast while you are in Australia! Specifically Dan needs to go on the Joker hypercoaster at Movie World, its the "tallest, fastest, and longest" coaster in the southern hemisphere and is sooo good. Its very similar design to Kingda Ka

zigzagoon/linoone/obstagoon is quite clearly a raccoon dan come on. the galarian ones just have kiss makeup on

i've heard of fursuits with cooling units in them before but i don't think the average one has them. probably a huge pain in the ass to set up and get working.

Obstagoon is my fave pokemon and he’s just been slated this ep 🫪

it is totally ethical to steal a raccoon. lifespan in the wild is like 2-3 years, in captivity its like 25, theyre like cats (with thumbs)

Not to be a grumpy homeowner but you guys with your new build and its new build-ass problems!!!!

YES DAN! Tinashe's Popstar is so so good, I'm OBSESSED

30:58 shoutout to the mum from Southampton nice to see some of my people from the Hampshire area

is it just me or is Phil looking absolutely ethereal in that Dollywood hoodie 🫪

Phil! Get packing cubes! I swear they make it much easier when it comes to keeping and finding your things in the suitcase. Also, I just watched Hannibal (all seasons) for the first time and this episode was just what I needed after being emotionally damaged.

Saying amen out loud is like…. guys you’re not in church, that’s so unnecessary 😂😭

I had fun dressing as Richard on the Road for Halloween. :) SO glad you went to Dollywood, as a former TN person and Dolly fan. Not religious but our household has a Trixie dedication candle, and a Dolly one.

0:42 why is this such a chance and andy voice 😂😭 If even 1 single person gets what i mean, ily and i can die happy 😂

You should have gotten a couple of those guys that build OXXO convenience store buildings in like 2 weeks while you were in Mexico they woulda sort out the phouse in like 4 days lol No but seriously damn y'all should probably get litigitious rn

as a Californian who lived in London for 3 years, I totally get not wanting to reveal your accent, it snowballs into strangers interviewing you about all of the details of your life

16:15 wow Phil really do just be saying shut huh

i bet the well dressed, wings delivering man from the strip club dan was so taken aback by how 'good looking' he was looked like the most regular guy ever (in a suit)

I also don't like going upside down on rollercoasters phil, i did it once and never again

well you WOULD like the cheetah race wouldnt you dan howell

Get ready to come to the never ending stormy land (Australia) !

I’ve said this in TikTok comments in the past but I do believe that we the audience are their parasocial third.

PAPAS QUIZ MENTION 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥💥💥💥💥

FUN FACT! Raccoon populations living in close proximity to humans have been proven by researchers to be self-domesticating themselves! University of Arkansas at Little Rock put out a paper last year detailing both behavioral and physical traits consistent with domestication that are showing up across the board for these raccoons. The biggest evidence is, like both cats and dogs, they have shown a decrease in nose size rapidly over generations. < 3

If you want maximum airtime and a smooth ride you would love silver star at europa park!

Phil with this hood up…. ……. … Father-

them referring to the creature from the black lagoon as fishman is sending me 😂

I love the way Dan says "Silly Billy"

Dan that American accent is hilarious. You can get better, just have to practice. But I get wanting to avoid conversation, however, with that accent it's going to create conversation unfortunately. Love your new horn hoodie. Hard Rock, Hard Launch is excellent. Love it. Wild to have all of that memorabilia around everywhere. Wheezing at the British v. American customer service situation. We definitely have our own versions of the slapping waitresses here too. Also winking is definitely flirty. So I'm with Phil on this one. Delightful that he was wearing a werewolf hat though. And maybe he was just being nice, but odds are he was flirting. Dying at Phil calling out Dan for not winking at him and needing to win him back. Incredible. Love seeing Phil practice winking. Super cute. I've never been to Dollywood, but it's too iconic not to know about it. I'm glad you had a good time. And Dolly was an incredible person and an icon. She did so much for the world. "Fall girl summer" love it. I'm not really a rollercoaster or drop ride person - I don't like the sensation of my stomach wanting to leave my body, plus motion sick...not a good combo. But I love to watch people on them - live vicariously through them I suppose. I love spinny rides and swinging rides (except for one which is awful). And then the calm ones. I'm boring I guess haha. Yeah the religious south is a whole thing. Definitely a culture shock if you weren't expecting it. So Dan, the thing is, you're right. We reacted exactly the way you expected us to about the wax thing. But also, I love that the parasocial bond goes both ways, but I also think you secretly loved it too. That Christmas hotel sounds lovely though. I love that you're always in situations. Hot man delivering you wings, Phil getting winked at and flirted with by a barista...incredible. Beautiful segue Phil "you know what's better that a wing? My thing!" Ok bike jousting goes so hard. Obsessed with that. Ok so Judy Dench is correct. Cats was not good and I didn't even see it, but the memes and summaries I got from people who did see it was plenty. Aww our poor raccoon here in IL. They're fed well. I've done log rides and I like those for some reason, but I never listen to people when they tell me I won't get wet. It's always a lie. RIP to Dan for the awkward thigh squeezes. Dying over wanting to ask him to be your "tres". Phil. You have to see How to Train Your Dragon. Your film gaps fascinate me. But it's such a good movie and the score is excellent. Dan and his rollercoaster romance. Love to see it. Super cute. Another situation! Both of you being flirted with by King Julien. Phenomenal. And the video was super cute. Dying about your Yoshi ride adventure and Dan mogging on all the kids. Love that you both randomly thought of a black and white animal (though cows can be all different colors). Badgers are resilient creatures, and I'm absolutely thinking that it all ended up ok. I always love it when a piece of media imprints on us so hard that we just quote it and talk about it years later. It was fun seeing you do that too. I can attest that it was extra horny. All of your podcasts on tour have been so good and peak (and hornier than usual) though. Just incredible energy. I'm honestly terrible at games and I don't play very often for a variety of reasons, but I have done some Jack Box games and they can be fun. Incredible birth drawing Phil. Love it. I swear the Phouse is cursed as fuck. It's been years and it's still disaster after disaster and you deserve so much better. I can tell you that insurance is a nightmare. They will drag their feet and throw everything at you to make your life and everyone else's a nightmare. I deal with insurance companies regularly for work (not necessarily property, but other insurance and they're all the same and they're all terrible) and they all suck. I'm so sorry you have to deal with them and that they're being a pain in the ass. "What's home Phil?" Phil after several other guesses: "Wherever we're together". All of us: "aww". <3. Love that you want to go back to the time and place when you were actively considering murder suicide. But still super cute. So many "Friday night am I rights" this episode. I have opinions about the Glee reboot honestly. I get the excitement and hype around it, but it also came out at a very specific time and was a big cultural moment that I'm not sure can be repeated. The writing would have to change now too. It definitely won't go over well with all of the morality and purity culture and the way fandom is now (don't get me started). Plus it was good then (even if it had it's issues) and some things just shouldn't and can't be touched or recreated. We'll see how it goes and what happens, but I don't know. I also dropped off after s3. S4-6 were a lot for so many reasons. I followed them and know everything that happens and I had major issues with some of it (so glad for fanfic) but the show changed and wasn't as good in my opinion, but that's me. You should totally read summaries of it all though just so you know what happens to everyone because even though they changed generations, the original cast was still there. But that was part of it. Dentists are one of the top professions to have a substance abuse problem, so not surprising. Phil roasting Dan by using the phrase he wants to stop using. Peak comedy. Love you both, and I hope you're continuing to have a good time <3.

is phil wearing lipstick

faz o L!!!!!!

Classic young teens/kids doin a rap togetha, hit it Kevster! Honestly I loved it!

I have had the fortune to have seen badgers in the wild twice. Once I was on vacay with the family in South Tyrole (Italy) and two of them skuttled about in a drain pipe beneath our feet on the dirt road from the alp-hotel/-home we were staying at and I remember distinctly seeing them in a flash through the sewer grid of one of the manhole covers. And the second one was just seemingly unbotheredly walking along the same bridge's pavement (sidewalk) I was currently driving accross in the same direction as me and my bestie who was my passenger in the car with me. I drove past slowly in case it suddenly noticed us and got scared or smth, but it truly seemed to ignore us and continued on just casually strolling along in the same direction now behind us. So yeah two very distict exp. of this relatively rarely observed and typically shy species of mostly woodland creature in the wild, that I had the fortune to encounter. ♡ And that Pokemon is so cool, didn't know these newer ones yet!

You NEED to watch How to Train Your Dragon for the Philm Club!!! It's a mandatory cinematic experience, and watching it with you would literally make my entire life

What do you mean you guys don’t know any Kevin?!?!? Maybe country differences but I know too many Kevin… I dont know anymore how to name them in my phone…

also that barista was absolutely flirting with phil. american customer service does not include winking at the customers

fire your contractors because why does EVERYTHING in the phouse break catastrophically 😭

Theres a roller-coaster near me called Timber Terror. Its made of timber and its terrifying!

The way Phil knows Dolly is gone but not the queen

Devastated to learn that Phil hasn’t seen How to Train Your Dragon, I need HTTYD Philm Club

Sounds like the King Julian may have been a fan lol

There is no reason Dan needs to look as hot as he does this week, what the fuck is American air doing to him

As a GA native, Dan and Phil experiencing Southern culture is so awesome teehee

You two need to watch how to train your dragon asap

y'all sitting in dollywood watching that movie... ok now imagine how those of us who grew up gay here in the south feel 😭💔🫣

Just missed them in Florida and I couldn’t go to the show that I bought tickets to 😭

dan and phil you need to go to hershey park in pennsylvania their rollercoasters are incredible

"Friday Night, am'i'right brothah!" happened more in one pod than "oh my lord".... Gotta get that compilation going

mr and mr launch are extra unhinged today i seeee we TRULY appreciate the hard work you guys are doing putting vids and pods out while TOURINg!!! 🖤

I’m glad you liked Epic Universe I love it there. While I haven’t been to Dollywood yet I’ve been to Silver Dollar City many times which is owned by the same company and it’s similar vibes.

How much do we wanna bet the king Julian suiter was a phan

Re: the abundance of crucifixes- the bible belt is Just Like That

sooo, we gonna go to rainbow’s end when you’re in auckland next week lads? 👀🎢

genuinely cried at the wax hands f u dan

You guys HAVE to go on candymonium at Hershey at some point it doesn't go upside down, goes through hills, and has INSANE hills that give you sooo much airtime

The dentists are haunting you because they know you've been avoiding them

Tipping culture is so wild tho someone somewhere would have tipped less if that barista was any less nice

Yall gotta check out Cedar Point in Ohio!!! Millennium Force is one of the best coasters out there 💯💯

Dan: baiting Phil to say home is wherever Dan is Also Dan: home is wherever my PC is

DAN!! If you ever come back to Salt Lake, make sure you come between May and November and take a day to spend at Lagoon in Farmington! Wicked and Canibal would be right up your alley, and if you don't get VR sick you both might like Primordial.

Phil complaining about the wax burning his skin off but the video pretty clearly shows it was his left hand that they dipped and the hand he was showing while complaining was his right 💀 oh Phil, you are so… you

Being on a bus for MONTHS and having less than 5 pairs of shorts seems crazy

the concept of uplifting tinashe on the hard launch male podcast 🤍💜

I can’t see a lime bike without hearing the SNL uk bit 🎶if I die, then I die. It’s my life and I get to gamble it🎶

the fact that they’re still using the incorrectly labeled map is killing me 😭

when Phil said “Kevin” I fully thought he said “heaven” and I was like oookay this episode is getting real deep real fast

US Fox News: “we join you this morning with some shocking updates about the two British men who are currently visiting the US and flaunting their lifestyle of being a terrible influence. These two men, Denny and Penny, have destroyed the minds of once-impressionable youth who, we are told, watched the YouTube channel for some years before realizing they were autistic lesbian leftists. One of these cult-leading male podcasters is a university dropout who has admitted to selling an axe to a child. The other, a platinum blond bombshell who loves lying, has made an unrepeatable remark about British TV legend Mary Berry. More at six.”

I expect that oh my lord compilation on my desk by tomorrow morning (pls)

they must be data collecting at the dentists convention for the ads that say their toothpaste is recommended by 9/10 dentists

Hearing about dollywood while driving pass the sister park is kind of the best

take a shot every time dan says friday night amirite brother this episode

as a southern appalachian native cannot even begin to explain how much it means to me that y'all loved dollywood so much!!!!

"Kersal Massive...no one knows what that is" THE HELL I DON'T! This was the best, most surprising throwback!

The phouse has been a nightmare of home ownership for them

OH MA LORD

Phil just wants to go to Chip & Dale’s. Please take him

American phannies vote!

dan switching accents to avoid small talk is so fucking real

With jackbox, my favorites which I think you guys would like is quiplash which is kind of like cards against humanity or apples to apples where you get to write in your answers instead of cards and then TKO which is a game where you draw a graphic for a tshirt and make text for the tshirt and basically get to vote and create a funny shirt.

My barista flirted so hard we've been married for 7yrs 🫣

totally glossed over that shit - what the fuCk did Phil just say about Dracula 🤡🤡

Their post-wax hands are smooth... Like a shark :)

tennessean phannie since 2013 🫡🫡 ty for speaking so sweetly on our girl Dolly and her kickass park <3 so glad y'all got to enjoy the trees and mountains, they love ya right back

Y'all the phouse has so many issues I can't understand how things keep happening 😅😅

no one in my real life personal life will ever understand what dan howell roller coaster hyperfixation means to me.

I love when my baby falls out in the middle of m&s

Ź My cat really wanted me to comment I guess! I don't think she liked the baby badgers lol

i love when people appreciate tennessee :’)) i love my state!!

Why do I feel that Dan is secretly romantic and uses fans as an excuse to do romantic stuff

As someone who has given birth I think phil’s drawing is honestly the most accurate representation I’ve seen in media

Can't believe they didn't finish Glee or Teen Wolf. Shocked. How could they not watch the double gay wedding!

genuinely how have so many things gone wrong with the phouse

I know y'all love to slander Ohio but... we genuinely have one of the best amusement parks in the country-- Cedar Point. Beautiful right on Lake Erie and they are constantly the leaders in new coasters 😌 (and also King's Island, another great park!)

hearing d&p talk about dollywood when it’s so close to where i’m from makes me feel so fucking rabidly parasocial. what do you mean you made gay candles at dollywood 😭🫪

You are so valid for Cheetah Hunt. As a coaster enthusiast, other enthusiasts always look at me weird when I say it’s in my top 2. It’s just fun!!

There are fans in SOME mascot costumes, but they don't really help much tbh

as a professional barista the only people i ever wink at are the hot older women that i find attractive. so it was def flirting and phil's fantasy is right! congrats

i adore dan's hoodies with ears. also, phil's opinions on rollercoasters are so valid

I absolutely love watching a couple that are very committed and secure talk about how hot other people are it is so healing to see that amount of trust and agreement lol

my conspiracy theory is the CATS movie was so bad it sent us into the Bad Timeline. covid happened like a few months later and it's all been downhill from there 😭

as a lesbian who's been to a male strip club for a friend's bachelorette... i just gave all the strippers twenty bucks and said, "i know this is your job so please take this but leave me alone," and they were all like, "deal." 😂

bruh not on the patreon end screen yet again ... do u guys hate me be honest

i love that dan has all these different versions of that hoodie with horns lol

So many Americans over pronounce “STEWPID” so let Dan have his dramatic “CAPPI-CHINO”

They’re rebooting GLEE?!😵‍💫🫣

thought dan was about to name drop slippery rock, pa got scared for a sec

now i know Mr. slid into his dms the second he turned 18 did not just say "phil THINKS he got flirted with" ok Dan

all the phouse incidents… management better be paying for all of it bc wtf

chat anyone in the pham tier with $$$ do we think crowdfunding a software engineer’s salary for ao3 would be a good idea

parasocial cringe moment for me I watched british youtubers so much growing up I once developed a british ~tinge~ in my voice

BEAT OF THE WEEK IS FOR THE FUCKING GIRLS FUCKKKK YESSS

do people not just cook their chicken with lemon pepper ?? i have always grown up with lemon pepper chicken

I can't wait for you guys to talk abt Mexico!!!♥️🥰🥰

omg almost the exact same thing happened to my house we had a terrible leak and we had to rip out all our floors and replace our kitchen and it took like 6 months 🤪🤪🤪

dan worried about saying oh my lord meanwhile he said 'am i right brother' like 27307 times

dnp babes phil literally winked last week what r u sayinggg

rest in peace kingda ka you’re so missed

dans so right i gasped when i saw them holding hands

i love my weekly little watching my dads fight for 45 minutes for entertainment /lh /hj

i fully thought the werewolf hoodie was the i got two wolves inside me and they wont stop fucking or whatever that t shirt said and was about to be like.... phil pls sdlfjdsklsd

dans impression of americans will never not fry me

I also was lied to at universal (though in LA) and I was front row on Jurassic world and got DRENCHED to the point that I had to buy a pair of shorts cause I stupidly wore jeans and they were so soggy 😭😭

Wow! 24 years of loving Buffy and I never knew that about Dolly!

What do you mean you've never seen how to train your dragon what is wrong with you

I love when u do an american accent

I got my wisdom teeth pulled today and my dentist was sober but I got laughing gas so I was not. 😆

Just need to know if Phil got bitten on the Florida again

this was so enjoyable thank you boys

“ that’s a very y/n fan fiction situation “ too soon Phil. Too soon.

Gotta be honest with you here, Dan. As a North American barista, I can think of *one* time I have winked at a customer in 10+ years and that customer is now my wife.

I thought for sure you were going to acknowledge our absolute PAIN with ao3 being down!!!! 😂

How can I love this fake man so much?!? HE loves any moment OR commemoration of Dan & Phil… you know HE wanted this candle

Yes Dan and Phil, furries have invented fans in fursuits to cool off. They also have fans shaped like foods to stick in the suit mouths to cool them off

I agree Phil I also cried on dropline I HATEEEEE that damn drop tower 🥲

they watched and loved wretched riverdale but couldnt handle jackson's lizard swag in teen wolf.... make that make any type of sense...

one of my friends currently visiting family in pigeon forge…….. dan howell get out of my walls

Nooo not the bus house

oh my lord

i.,m

my brain was so sure dan was gonna say “Do dentist do work or do they just have affairs?”

Another week getting bullied for paying for Patreon by the people who own the Patreon

Phil idk how to tell you this... it's been so cold in Australia rn, you don't need the shorts (unless it finally decides to warm up)

Guys I think your house is cursed

anyone else having issues with the captions not showing up or showing up incorrectly? this post only has auto generated captions and they are WAY off. tbh i'm kinda disappointed that it's been a problem with at least two videos lately, my disabled self is struggling to follow their speech. @ dan and phil if you happen to see this, please keep viewers with audio processing issues/deaf viewers in mind

survived my exams today n ready to get hard o7

Yes please genuinely us europeans even the islanders like you gays must unite in order to make americans feel weird for how suddenly and unexpectedly religious they are!

If Dan leaves Ohio again without riding the Top Thrill Dragster at Cedar Point I s2g

"There was a lizard man at one point." "That's when we left" I love that to them the show jumped the shark in season 2

as a born and raised southerner sometimes i also do that accent stuff LOL my parents r northern and sometimes i wanna blend 🤭

PHIL HASN'T SEEN HTTYD?????? HE NEEDS TO!!!!!!!

Phil, speak your truth, that was a great birth drawing

I am the opposite of Phil with Roller-coasters. I like the spinny spins and am less enthusiastic about the uppy downs

Him laughing at us freaking out over wax hands is ruining it for me 😂😂 good thing they came out with that crumb after Halloween cause SOMEONE would have dressed as the phwax hands 🤝

watching this as I'm currently living in my father's office because we have water damage in the bathroom, my bedroom, the hallway and part of the living room

it sucks that they weren't able to go to Cedar Point when they were in Akron. Dan needs to go on Top Thrill 2 and Siren's Curse.

I was about to say that badgers are insanely hardy, I was not expecting Phil to say it HIT THE WINDSCREEN

Okay, boys, immediately, as a former barista: literally none of us would wink unless we were flirting. I am so sorry. 😂

once again, I am BEGGING dan and phil to get some lesbian builders, because WHY THE FUCK IS THE PHOUSE NOT FINISHED NEARLY 10 YEARS IN!!! (since its inception I guess)

as someone who is from east tennessee i am so happy that you guys liked dollywood, it is our single contribution to american culture

Quality content ✨

Will you have enough time after San Jose to check out the Bay Area's theme parks? There's Great America and Six Flags Discovery Kingdom :)

my two hyperfixations in one video- Dan and Phil and Universal Studios Orlando 💜

When I went to uni right next to Busch gardens in Tampa, we could get a fun pass for the year and go anytime so I would go after class just to ride cheetah hunt and iron gwazi and it was so litty🎢

Dan doing an american accent when talking to people in the us is literally me trying to talk in a British accent when I was in the UK 😆

i counted because why not and Dan said “Friday night, am I right brother” five times this episode

“Do you reckon they’d be affectionate?” They’d eat the phouse

This is my first patreon video I’m watching since joining patreon #excitedfortheyap

girlie pops when do you get a refund on the phouse??

So nice of Dan to let Phil buy another jacket despite his hoarding behaviors !

Three minutes in and they're talking about tail butt plugs lmao

my doctor winked at me the other day after looking up my nose is that flirting

Every time we hear about the phouse, there’s something going wrong in it, poor phouse

you stopped watching teen wolf at season TWO?? yall better give that show another try, it’s so camp

“Yeah Dan and Phil got waxed while holding hands!” I’m trying not to burst out laughing while I’m supposed to be focusing on an essay 💀

saying jennifer during the dentist convo was really funny bc that’s my dentists name

Badger chat. When I was a child my dad's black beard was turning white in two stripes, so his nickname was The Big Badger with a Beard (he's 6'5"). He used to have it on his land rover wheel cover in Latin: Meles Magna Et Barbatus Sum.

Have you been on Tron at Disney? It’s short but I love it! Maybe if the Phouse isn’t ready by Christmas you can swing back to Orlando! Always the best place to enjoy holiday spirit 🎄🎅

Pigeon Forge is the Wisconsin Dells of TN

(takes a hit of hard launch after a long week) god I needed that

What if we held hands at dollywood and they cast it in wax 😍

Fighting for my life, praying to Mother Parton that Pigeon Forge did not embarrass me when D&P came to visit... oh my lord, they saw all the christians lol... *edit to say that there's nothing inherently wrong with people who identify as christians, they are just EXTRA wild in Pigeon Forge lol

This should have included trigger warnings bc you mentioned fic and don't you KNOW we're in a drought rn?!!!!!!

trying to get over my ex named Travis… thanks for this 🙃

Baristas in America dont wink at ppl 🧍‍♀️they hate their jobs or are just chirpy. def hit on phil

We need to talk about it. WHY the fuck is it bad for Dan to have his classic phrase? I don't see anything wrong with that. Like, are we expecting them to say words and phrases never said before??? It is absurd. (I know it's just a joke, but I don't want anyone to feel that much pressure)

taking this opportunity to say PLEASE WATCH GLEE ON PHILM CLUB PLEASE YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW MUCH I NEED THIS glee to me is like Buffy to phil

My favorite ride at Universal is the Hulk ride. It was so fun and so fast. My second favorite ride was the Rip Ride Rocket, but I just saw it closed. That ride was so fun much. I can't even remember the last time I went to an amusement park, maybe in 2018 when I went to Disney?

Dan, I already made a compilation weeks ago 🙈 https://youtu.be/qkDSgDoi7XU?si=MqkQO6Rn7ikEPIQ6

I last went on that log flume 3 years ago and I think my clothes are still damp 😂 (and Velocicoaster is INSANE it's one of the best rides at universal orlando!!) PS: I also cried with joy when I first saw Isle of Berk. Phil you're so real for that

phil i need you to know that i 100% agree with your opinion on rollercoaster loops, i love going fast and big drops but the second there’s an inversion i’ve got a headache for the next hour

here to help Phil’s ego, if the barista was in Orlando I’m so sure he actually got flirted with

So what I’m hearing is How to Train Your Dragon (2010) is the next philm club

hope you know I listened to this this morning while messaging my boss named Travis...as you were discussing Travis the barista...

I also don't enjoy coasters that go upside down! I can do speed or sharp corners but absolutely no loops

Phlads, when is there not something broken in the phouse? 😭

so excited to see you guys in just a couple days in phx!!

Dan seems to forget Phil is the main character. Travis was definitely flirting wih him, as is every hot service worker

I hope on next weeks “here’s the thing” we get Hudson Williams having a matching trashcan with Dip and Pip

We managed to fit in 9 people in a photo booth at our year 11 prom 🤣

Hello! The premier raccoon biologist is the same person who created dashcon and she says it’s not ethical to keep a raccoon as a pet

Who did you guys smite in your previous lives for there to STILL be phouse construction underway 😭

As someone who used to work in pigeon forge they see so many travelers including lots of international travelers so they might ask where you're from and that will be it 😂

hello i am kevin, and somehow my nickname has become keb

i need you guys to watch La Bola Negra please, i think you'd really like it

Monday night am I right brother

Hard to watch them talking about Phil not being able to wink having the gay chicken Phil wink burned into my eyelids

How could they forget Gay Kevin from Riverdale!!

LOVE the new tinashe album

I just need to know if Dan and Phil are aware of Hudson Williams having the same garbage can as them! Open cAn.

WHERE ARE THE KEVINS??!??!?

Jeez your builders were bloody cowboys wtf was their problem how are there still issues

TRAVIS IS NOT A HOT NAME BRO 😭🙏🏼

speaking of dolly parton, a fantastic movie for the philm club is the movie Dumplin' who Dolly had a huge part in and its a fantastic message :3

ripsaw falls (the universal log flume) traumatized my friends so much that they still make jokes about it seven years later

It’s my birthday today!!! I’m 25 years old now. My frontal lobe has fully developed😁

Soggen sighting. I love this word so much now.

tinashe has an insane discography do not get me started on 333 (deluxe)

I want to see what would happen if you guys had a raccoon for maybe a week. So much destruction.

Tinashe beat of the week!!! Taste!!!

Sorry you need to know that wasn’t big strong John’s twin, they are both him just clever editing. The twin is Lenny Pearce the toddler rave DJ

What do you mean youve never watched how to train your dragon????

It's weird so much of this is about experiences I have had.

uplifting tinashe one of my favourite hobbies

When did Phil lose the ability to wink 😭

As a how to train your dragon super-fan, please please PLEASE upload any videos you took at the ‘isle of berk’. I wanna see your reactions to everything!!! 🙏🏼🙏🏼

Dan and Phil don't know a single Kevin? Dan, what about Kevin Jonas, the brother of your personal buddy Nick Jonas? 😂

"I'll sit on the stick, it can't be that hard" -Phil Lester

I wish you guys had more time in CT bc my home amusement park Lake Compounce is the oldest continuously running park in the US and has my favorite coaster of all time Boulder Dash! Like the one in Dollywood it’s build right into the side of a mountain!

That wasn’t jhon and his twin guys his twin has a pony tail

i really hope im not the only one who heard ‘kevin’ and immediately thought about a pigeon

I've consumed so much Dan and Phil content recently that my internal voice is occasionally british. I'm just waiting for when I accidentally vocalize it. 😂

PLEASE WATCH HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON PHIL. It is a cinematic masterpiece!! (The original from 2010 NOT the live action version)

i loove cheetah hunt!!! busch gardens rides are so goated

kevin is the name of my evil exboyfriend that everyone hates

i support your shorts moments phil!!!

That's the wrong hand, Phil lol

How to train your dragon for philm club perhaps?

dan, it's okay to have a vocal stim/thing you say a lot 😭 saying oh my lord is fine!!!!

still so heartbroken that i never got to go on kingda ka even though it was at my nearest six flags bc every time i went it wasn't running or the line was 6 hours long

Not me being confused when Dan said he hadn't seen a badger only to realize I was remembering when he pranked call his mum on BBC Radio 1 and said there was a badger loose in the house

When Queen Elizabeth died, my boyfriend woke me up in the morning and said “Oh my god, the Queen died” and my genuine response was “Dolly Parton???”

Can confirm we don't usually wink at customers. I mean I'm not American but

Oh im sorry for ur house guys! Hope it will get resolves faster and there are no more fuckups

Hot Rod is a transformer! Not just a car :(

Damp Danny in the human dryer

I’m SHOCKED that Phil can do amusement park rides as a certified Dizzy Girlie TM

How do you send a voice note to Dan and Phil on Patreon?

As soon as Dan said who are the other four, my first thought was Phil's grandparents! He's so adorable.

rip out ALL the downstairs flooring of the house?? omg i'd cry :/

Is DR Horton in the UK and did they build the phouse wtf

I can't believe i missed the "Scream" watchalong, i wonder if theyll ever reupload it

.

sooo trueee i dont like loop it ust makes me feel woozy, its not scary or adding to the fun experience!

When ao3 comes back from the war, I hope to read a dan!stripper au where he brings phil wings and then invites him back to the strip club with him

A roller coaster with a fursona? We must stan.

Oh my lorrrrrd

Travis was in that King Julien costume guys

Nothing could have prepared me for phils drawing

UPLIFTING TINASHE 🔥🔥🔥

Wiggles collab when y'all are in Australia perchance?

5 shorts and 5 coats makes sense to Me

New drinking game: take a shot everytime Dan goes “Friday Night amiright brother”

as a barista, if i wink at you i am 100% flirting with you

you survived a decade of floor plan stalkers you’ve earned not having a floor <3

dan i like your dan-isms it's comforting <3 like 'omg he sounds like dan yayyy i love dan'

The concept of Dan and Phil making a wax candle of them holding hands just because they know we’ll go pheral over it… this is what I pay Patreon for. 🙂‍↕️

dan have you ever been on the dc rivals coast in australia

Surprised you didn’t mention the ao3 shutdown 😭

TINASHE MENTION HELL YEAHH

los phangeles mini mention ill see you wednesday #rescheduled

I think Silksong was the game that got robbed at the game awards since Mina came out this year but honestly youre right Dan

hand holding candle on the merch store when

Phil’s vagina drawing made me spit out my mouth wash nearly on the floor (it’s my fault for watching the phatreon bonus while washing my teeth 🤦🏻‍♀️)

my parents made one of those hand holding wax things years ago and this made me weirdly nostalgic about it

What do you mean you didn't watch more of Teen Wolf! What about Void Stiles? the best thing they ever did!!!

seeing dan and phil hold hans genuinely made me cry. i love gay people

I now feel like how to train your dragon should be the next philm club 🐉🐉

Can't wait for next episode: "Hard Launch Podcast Ep #50: Dan was asked where in the US he was from. We are leaving"

ever played the board game telestrations? my grandma had to draw "boob tube" when i was like. 14. i was unprepared to say the least lmfao

dan and phil uplifting tinashe YASSS

A Dan and Phil games Rollercoaster Tycoon series would go so hard

why is the phouse so cursed

hi guys im early for the first time ever (big eyeball emoji) I hope everyone is having a beautiful day <3

legendary refresh pull

Aw fake idgaf-er Daniel Howell is adorable <3 But seriously, that candle is so beautiful

just keep riding the log flumes of america to prepare for being home

wait just realized top 5 included cheetah hunt not sheikra. need to know what dan thinks of sheikra fr

THE DAYSAVER RAP 💀💀 Truly an iconic part of British culture, I laughed so hard when you brought that up. If it's one thing British council estate kids can be guaranteed to do, it is to rap & upload it to the internet

thanks for uploading to the phatreon as soon as my lunch break is over. 😭 guess I'll have to watch after work...in 2 hours. 🥲 I'll make sure to give all of my opinions on the episode later. ✌️

Pham phriends, if someone hasn't texted me back on tinder in 4 days is it weird to triple text? Help, I dont have any friends to ask 😭

now i feel like i really need to go to epic universe…. do i go for my birthday in january 😛

The winking has me giggling so hard. I also can only face scrunch.

HOW DO THINGS KEEP GOING WRONG IN THE PHOUSE

Really, all I wanna know is how they got their hands out of that wax situation. Like, how does that stay intact without amputation and how awkward is that whole interaction

the best of Dan and Phil is when they just yap for 40 min about their hyper fixations, please more thanks

yes please keep doing cute cringy things because its funny to see our reactions yes

You can’t convince me Dan hasn’t got a spray tan

dan and phil yall need to go on the iron rattler at fiesta texas six flags COME TO SAN ANTONIO <3

perfect timing omg just finished the youtube video now i’m here

of course they’re fans of the bear and cheetah rides

I had a uni admissions test and there was a question about choosing roller coasters, I really had to channel Dan for that one (it worked lmao)

Main thing I don’t like for the tour. I had a routine 8am driving to work was Spotify then 6pm after work yt video/patreon… now that’s been thrown off 😂😂

RIP Kingda Ka 💔

as a southerner I can tell you we would never believe you were from the south that accent was something else

I accidentally said ‘can I get a crème brûlée matcha with that gay oat milk’ at my local cafe because I was hearing the start of the podcast through my headphones. They did laugh but I can never go back there now. I’m so sad the barista had blue hair I’m never going to experience good coffee again

Just want to remind you guys about baba vangas prediction. Keep safe this november!

dan your american accent makes you sound straight 😭 /lh

Uploaded 2 minutes ago I've never been this early

This and I’m seeing the boys later tonight. Hardest Monday Ever!!!

do you think they realize John the wiggle ACTUALLY has a twin, and the video they looked at is just him edited, NOT his twin

Unfortunately Dan predicted exactly how I reacted to the candle thing

“My names Dan I got this Phil guy we’re gay it took ages” 😂 I’m fucking weak I love it

Me, a happy roomba, eating Dan and Phil crumbs: Ooh yeah. Got us all so bad! Ha Ha

listen, i know phil CAN wink, i’ve seen proof, he's just lost practice since dan moved in cause he needed his washing machine. so you're stuck with each other im afraid

sometimes i go british in public without thinking about it as a thing and then i get asked why im visiting from the uk and then either have to 1) lie with my chest or 2) admit that i was doing an accent (i have not done this one yet)

Just so you know, my pigeon started hooting when you said Pigeon Forge (he also did it when he watched Safiya’s Dollywood video)

thank u mr & mr handholdingwaxingmould

FIRST jk i just wanted to say it

amazing timing thank you god

i can't even get annoyed about dan being like lock in you'll love these parasocial crumbs because he's right. like what do you mean you held hands and made a wax candle out of it that's sweet and adorable and he knows it and he mocks me for it and i just have to take it

Friday night am I right brother replacing piss this episode

As an American Phannie please remember to vote tomorrow!!

thank god I was afraid it was going to be a soft Monday and I just can't emotionally handle that right now

Unable to wink club check in here —>

I am dan !! I do the accent thing all the time, it’s because of being super empathetic (autism)

spendid timing just finished the YouTube version