Hard Launch Podcast Ep #45 We Are Phungover (PLUS BONUS YAP)

ribena flavored buzz ball

40:30 there is literally a book about this

When Phil put on the sunglasses he looked like Hannah Montana

A purple phuzball that’s ribena flavour

35:35 it’s because phil loves dan no matter how he looks, he’s always 10/10 to phil 😭💛

G h d

no dont worry state fairs have always been about fucked up food

Need to know if Dan and Phil witnessed Larry shenanigans from the window of their london apartment

The stark difference between dan not wanting to smell Phil’s arm when he smelled like olive oil but having literally no hesitation smelling him when he smelled like lemongrass is so 😭💀

Ribena flavored buzz ball

I love when phil isnt in character

omg yes sam and colby! my sister loves them and i love you guys so the video went triple platinum in our household. crossover of the century for us

i fear state fairs have been doing weird fried food since way before tiktok

You both *just* went to the death note musical, no mention when musicals came up? Was it not good? Should I not go next year?

Guys, I cannot begin to express how extremely unsexy tornadoes are. They will literally kill your family and destroy everything you own with little to no warning. Decidedly not hot.

this ep was particularly unhinged, but i loved every second

My ex looks a lot like Phil, ngl it throws me off sometimes when I open instagram lol

Dan and Phil just describing the plot of the island without naming it at the end lol.

just say turkey @ the palm to fist bump

Taco Bell > Panera

You must complete the hat with a fishhook around the bill 😂

had a brain blast yesterday where i realise yall should call ur house the phalace! british, phallus, house...its all there

As a native Texan who has been to the fair many times the fact that y'all went on the Crazy Mouse ride is probably actually the closest near death experience y'all have ever had honestly

Speaking about the topics of making a clone to take their organs I recommend reading The House of the Scorpion 🙏🏼

Dolphins that don’t want to cunt😭I’m dying

I want to hardlaunch not making gross mouth noises when you send in a voice note 😩

Have either of you listened to Epic yet? I feel like Dan would have a lot to say about it.

LMAO dan saying "we have to say we love hamilton" after phil essentially just roasting it by saying he hates musicals without any speaking

“who the fuck are you, respectfully?” killed meee

Arguably my favorite thing about the Hard Launch era is simply having other people in the room to react to Dan and Phil’s insanity. I feel represented when I hear the producers screaming at Dan doing a summersault on the couch 😭

Actual historical Vlad Dracula is definitely scarier than vampire Dracula!

The waitlist for that air bnb would be for years 😅

“mog? 😎”

watch hadestown I dare you

Omg not the Hercules reference 🥲 one of my fave movies

And they still didn't go to braums 😞

THEY WERE IN TULSA DURING THIS!!! OH MY GODDDDDD I KNOW THIS HOTEL IM GONNA VOMIT

8 years ago during my first year of college I legitimately heard someone walking behind me say "I know you are...but what am I????" and I about lost my mind lmao

dan commenting on phil inventing severence while talking about human cloning, then proceeding to invent the premise of 'The Island' (that sci-fi film with Ewan McGregor and Scarlett Johannson) is iconic XD

Houston hard launch fire survivors sound off

I live in the country and am currently pregnant and the manure smell makes me so sick, I have to sleep with a blanket over my head sometimes - the farmers don't care about me 😂

if you guys want great funky snacks near the Miller you should go to spruce food market its like a block away <3

Just because THEY don’t buy it and open a phan air bnb doesn’t mean WE can’t

I think I need to make an edit of all the times Phil wishes us a good sleep and the play it to help my insomnia!

This bonus slice was the best one so far because Phil was extra funny ("Mog?") & Dan did a very impressive couch flip. 11/10

As an Oklahoman I agree, Tulsa is worse than Severance

aww my husband used to work in that building lol

seeing yall talk about Waymo as someone in The Bay Area™️ sent me into a spiral and I almost crashed MY car

Am I crazy that I’m not seeing the state fair vlog they’re talking about??? I’m Pham!

Rip to the airdnp apartment 2026-2026

i performed at the texas state fair with my middle school drill team in 1995 lol (i was captain tyvm)

wait where is the vlog for the fair 🥲

Would like to say as an American who has been to Tulsa 100% sending them Tulsa is way worse than keeping them in the severance

ayooo who's going to see dan and phil in philly tomorrowwwww

PLEASE do a react to Phan edits (as in fan edits not as in ship edits) video I BEG

where is the vlog pls

I agree with Phil, Dans hair DID look cute

40:21 phil's face 😭

i have just been to london on vacation and be warned: i saw a waymo, dystopia is now

As a Texan that lived in Iowa and now is on the East Coast, the Texas State Fair is nothing compared to the Iowa State Fair. Also, Houston Rodeo and Livestock Show? You havent lived until you see 3 year olds fall off running sheep

the disrespect to chamoy and tajin on watermelon will not stand

I need to see Dan and Phil play phasmophobia!

I need to see Dan and Phil play phasaphobia

i'm sewing whilst watching this and i look away for one second to miss phil ripping out a richard… the whiplash i just got when you went from evita and queening out to phil just saying “human cloning?”😭

as a former Panera employee, the salads have always sucked but the Panera mention was a jump scare💀

I have been trying to find an email for there Patreon i’ve been a member since October 2025 I still haven’t received my membership card😭😭 does anyone know where I would go to ask someone about it?

Really missed the opportunity to say "we love Cats" during the musical bit

the parapluies de cherbourg and les mis shade is sooo frenchphobic (joking) but tbh les mis as a book, even the abridged version we get in 6th grade in school, is EXTREMELY lengthy and goes into tons of little tangents lol so they realky packaged and shortened it up (i've only seen the musical irl in french tho so idk about the english one)

i completely disagree, as a spectator i love soft launches its such fun low key drama thats more interesting to me than a hard launch 👀

“I’m gonna work you out” wild to see that real life is worse than the fanfic

I'm not kidding when I say that I would spend the entire contents of my bank account to stay at the PhAirbnb for a few days

The way these podcasts get more and more unhinged as time goes on 😂

Steepling according to Urban Dictionary: “When you touch tips and then, while continuing to touch tips, you also touch balls.”

okay Dan with pushed back hair in the bass pro shop hat could pass as straight Dan

This might be the best podcast yet

Where I live we call it a Turkey when someone highfives a fistbump because that's kinda what it looks like xD

They heard yt person insult 😭 they gotta hear what poc gotta say

why am i not surprised dan and phil did not like Chamoy

Dan and Phil don’t know where the Midwest is 💔

The person who looks the most like Phil on earth is Josh Ramsay from Marianas Trench. Send tweet

yall i would give you my hard earned american money to stay in the Phrbo

Are you gonna post the popbase interview?

Phil saying "speak for yourself" after he was the one who said "Two HOT guys" was HILARIOUS

you two need to get phasted off the phuzball more often if this is what we get out of it

Oh my god they were in MY TOWN????

Producers can you please stop choosing the fuckass hard launches from Americans about piss and shit. It was funny once now it’s getting annoying 🙏

25:25 nah the real horror is collabing with Sam and Colby 🥀

cannot pay for apple tv because im paying for patreon and no regrets

Was at the Milwaukee show and I am begging for the phan fans to have a second run on the online shop. I wanted one so bad but they were sold out 😭

the way my parasocial freak ass would be flying all the way to london just to stay in that airbnb. i spent my entire teenage-hood running away from my problems by digitally escaping into the romanticized utopia that was Dan and Phil's London Apartment. do not play with me rn

See you little bunnies tonight in Akron!!

I regret to inform y'all Akron is still in the midwest

CHICAGO IS IN THE MIDWEST

You know you've gone too far when the oversharing champions tell you to be less open lmao

Damn he does look like bonnie blue

Not bog fog

the timing on this episode where they talk about being riverdale lovers the day my partner and i started riverdale from the top with our friends who’ve never seen it….. literally peak TV

Okay this one was a bit unphinged but so good I’m screaming lmfao

can we not do the whole “lean into me” again because i literally started aspirating thank you dads

Hear me out- Philm Club, all 22 seasons of Grey's Anatomy

Dan hitting the turkey thanksgiving handshake on accident bro if only he knew

Why does Dan look so sexy in this ep??????

Okay as someone living in Minnesota I did not think Oklahoma was considered the midwest I feel like I've been lied to my whole life ...

can’t believe you went to my school after i graduated

But have they watched Mikey 17?

realllly enjoyed the energy in this one........ very nice :))

nooo i yearn for the air d&p

BOOKING MY TRIP TO LONDON FOR- oh it was a TEASE 😭

Begging for y’all to roll up to a rodeo

Passing as straight dudes…. You are both handsome and well groomed, no tats, clean shaven and you have just told us you smell like lemongrass (you can identify that smell) as opposed to stale beer or alcohol seeping out your pores. Combine that with the British accents that confuses a lot of Americans and I suspect your nails are clean with cuticles manicured. Sorry, dream boys: not passing

This might be my favorite episode. Truly they’ve outdone themselves.

I love how unhinged the patreon part is this week. :D Also I can't pay for apple tv, I am pay you. 🙃

dan and phil bringing up musicals w no dialogue scenes is crazy bc that is one of my musical pet peeves

If yall don’t make the phair b&b someone must (air d&p perchance🤨)

PHUZZBALL

since u guys love book of mormon i think you would love falsettos

the dolphins don't want to WHAT

babes if yall call oklahoma the midwest once more i fear we're ganna be in a phight

i wonder if they've seen the millennial optimism edits made about them in their london apartment

Dan and Phil’s relationship has evolved so much they’ve gone from piss to shit how romantic

Shoutout to Dan and Phill who don't realize that michigan and ohio are in the midwest.

Their growing a clone for organ harvesting convo just brought back memories of a book that had us read in middle school called House of the Scorpion. Wild thing to read age 12

e e e e e e

Panera does suck, it’s like hospital food. You have to like ask us what to get kings

what part of UH did yall go to because that is not a campus anyone I know would ever romanticize

I’ve been drunk / hungover in that hotel 🫪

Dan swept his hair back into the hat at 36:21 and immediately transformed into Finn Wolfhard. Outfit and all. Holy shit.

Phungover? I don't know how early this was recorded but I think you were still drunk and slammed some energie drinks before this, 'cause the energy was crazy in this episode 🤣

holy dnp x rangerette crossover i never thought id see the day (and you will also be attacked if you go to texas and call them majorettes.. they are the original drill team!)

i'm so serious the airbnb idea is peak

I wonder if we’ll ever differentiate between clones and copies. A clone would be a baby just about as related to you as a identical twin would be. Clones will just be people who look a lot like you but younger. Farscape did my favorite sci-fi exploration of copies tho

Dan and Phil saying Oklahoma is in the Midwest (it’s not, it’s a great plains state) and Detroit and Chicago are not the Midwest is killing me. Dan and Phil draw a region map of the US challenge.

please please there’s so many good mexican restaurants in the us (also i’m so excited to see u in hartford YAYYY)

Midwest he says while in OKLAHOMA.

hotel love seats are opening the door to new levels of comfort and silliness 🖤 (im coming to milwaukee to see you tonight gays thats still midwest!!)

omg y’all were at the Texas State Fair at the same time as my friend Kody (Mystery Archives on YT)! gagged >also: see you tomorrow phruits

Can’t believe they went on THEE Wild Mouse, cultural icon of every midwest child

Best part of my day ❤️😭❤️

Phwerking in the hotel halls I see

I was going to argue that Oklahoma isn’t fuckass boogaloo but then I looked at the screen and immediately recognized the hotel before they even discussed the blue sofa

those sunglasses are serving phunt ✨💅🏻

feelin my tits for lumps bc dads told me to this is american healthcare

MAKE THE IT THE DAN AND PHIL MUSEUM !!!

Waymos are in testing in London, i saw 2 last time i was in London

the absolute disrespect of massachusetts being labeled as connecticut on the map

I think this is my favourite episode so far

As someone who saw a Waymo in London last week, I did say “what the fuck is that” and want to tip it over

shoutout to the 1000 incredible drag kings prepared to bust out their toxic lip-sync

RIVERDALEHEADS UNITE 👏👏👏👏

this is peak chaotic I’m loving it so much

41:47 omfg I was afraid for a sec there Dan was gonna say the name of the guy that starts with Onion but end with the word for an electron-missing atom… if you don't know whomst I'm talking about be happy and don't watch Strange Æons!

1. i would spend my life savings to go to the photel 2. please collab with sam and colby again literally the best youtube vid ive had to watch in years my fav too interests combining

i can feel the hangover thru the screen

dip and pip talking about it riverdale as i do a rewatch containment breach!!

ik yall watched the dan cheetah video but theres also a vid where phil counts to hundred percent pls watch it

Dan just going feral this tour ig

Whilst the ghost hunting scared the shit out of me, it did really make me want a Philm club for CBBC's Young Dracula (at least series 1). It's an iconic piece of accidental queer media with a young Gerran Howell playing a young Vlad Dracula (who doesn't want to be a vampire) who has to go to school in Wales with his best friend Robin (human but vampire obsessed). It's got 2000s feminism, cunty vampire outfits, accidental trans allegories, and more

I would totally fly out to London just to stay in the Dan and Phil Airbnb

Yes Neptune, I agree, (never thought I'd get the opportunity to talk to actual Neptune!), that's neurodivergent-phobic, just tell me, to save us all but mainly me the embarrassment of phinding out after months or longer that you never explicitly told me you were dating and just thought I'd figure it out somehow…

Btw, that Ballsack is essentially a Richard spermatophore, yw. Look up scorpion mating, it's genuinely wholesome untill some of the time it isn't anymore, but that's just how the arachnid do. (ZeFrank1-voice)

never before has a phod ep made me pause so often just to say "...what the fuck are you TALKING ABOUT"

When Phil said Chi-town my mom overheard and said she thought he said Scheißhaus (outhouse but vulgar, literally "Shithouse", in german) lmaoo 💀💀💀 Not to drag Chicago one of the nicest cities in the US, afaik. (Yes, I do like some cold)♡

my mum has a similar shirt to the one dan's wearing here, it makes me wanna point at him and go "👆🏻that's my mum👆🏻"

“don’t google it,” dan says with a video recording of said thing dan said not to google. forced proximity to the hung hulk

Not Mr. “Omg, the throw cushions are full of germs” rolling around on a hotel hallway carpet 🥲🥲🥲

why does dan without the fringe look like Trixie Mattel?

✍🏼 don’t titty twist strangers ✍🏼

almost shit my pants in a costco last week big ups to claudia for the full send

I feel like all hotel provided shampoo in the US is lemon grass🫩

funniest one yet lads omfg

Girls I was listening to this while trying to get ready for my job bht didn’t realise we were going on a trip to the corridor 🙂‍↔️ now I’m l8

i'm glad it's not just me that genuinely wants the phairbnb to become a reality there's dozens of us

the bass pro shop hats are perfect 🤩

ur joking but im so serious abt the london apt idea do it right now

There are definitely differences in the way people argue in different places, but at the same time, there are a lot of similarities too (or maybe that's just what you get when you grow up in a multicultural household). Congrats on winning! Princess4Princess! You need to have the couch set up always. It just adds so much to the energy and vibes. That hallway is a lot. Love the Dan Zoomies though <3. So, Oklahoma is in the Great Plains. US geography is a bit weird, so I get it, but fun fact. Shipping churches - incredible. The vibes of this episode are incredible. And with the hats you do blend in a bit more. Picturing you both at the Texas State Fair is an experience. I can't wait to see what you got up to when you were there. You can tell me about it all you want, I yearn to see it. Ah a military parade. Fun times! "Why do you not laugh at my jokes anymore" dying. Chicago is the midwest (I'm from the area). The midwest continues on for a bit. After you leave Ohio you're in the east. Take it from me, don't go to Taco Bell. I know things about that place that the average person doesn't (no I can't talk about it it's a long story) and trust me, don't go. Totally agree on Panera too. Not a fan. Yay Big Bear Week! Dolphins that don't want to cunt = incredible. Loving this today. I love dolphins so much though. Oh yeah I heard about the fire alarm situation. It's never fun when that happens. Phil if you came to the US for uni people would've been beyond obsessed with you. The Sam and Colby collab was fun. Always love seeing you travel to a place and explore it. I know too much about vampire lore and history of the region though, but I had a good time. And I'm glad you both had a good time too. Your bickering in the Patreon is so good. And exciting about your old London apartment. It would be so wild if you did an Airbnb, but it would be even more fun if you made it into a little museum - same idea as you had, but make it an interactive museum as a time capsule of the time you spent there. danisnotonfire spotted! But seriously I'm with Phil. Dan, Phil thinks you look good no matter what, just take the compliment. It's sweet. Also you rarely look bad, so I get where Phil's coming from. That jump scare - I know you were looking in the reflection of the glasses like a mirror. I love Les Mis so much. Shh. But I get preferring the more campy style of musical. Ok you both have good musical taste (I agree with most of what you're saying). So many people love Ted Lasso and that's on Apple TV+. There are quite a few great shows on there actually. 10/10 episode. Loving the on the road energy.

As someone who used to work at Panera Bread, I can assure you it's a based take and everyone making the salads (and the sandwiches and frozen soup ngl) were just throwing that shit together with no rhyme or reason and also I was there for the dawn of the introduction of the fatal energy drinks 😌💅

Dan is slowly becoming more and more of a lesbian and I am obsessed with this era

also Dan and Phil American gay guys are huge fans of bass pro shop gear the het is over

THE SAM AND COLBY VIDEO IS SO GOOD

Not even kidding…you would make a fortune with the Phair b and b

i need more dnp plus sam and colby immediately. obsessed!

I love you guys so much come to Maui

where did you get the phants i love them

dan STRESSSSING the producers out this episode lmfao

I’m just going to say it. Best pod yet. No notes, vague boys.

only 13 minutes of bonus yaps D:

The "79 videos" for AmazingPhil??? Where the hell did they pull this number from????

why does this phodcast setup make you guys look like you're trapped in a tupperware container

my best friend loves sam and colby videos and i love dan and phil videos. we're very excited to watch this together <3 when we both finally have a day off </3

Please make the Dip and Pip Airbnb happen! 🙏 It would be a missed opportunity of biblical proportions if you don’t.

I love the energy in this one: phil explaining how important it is to squeeze his balls and Dan's nips, and dan twerking on the floor and somersaulting the microphone

i feel phil so much with the not being able to tell your partner whether or not they look nice. my gf is always asking my opinion on her outfits and hair and i'm just like idk i think you're pretty!

Okay but the dnp airbnb is such a good idea though

can ppl stop sending sh!t and piss hard launches 😭 tbh it’s gross esp when yr eating I think we should pack it up

not my husband saying that Dan looks like Dude Dad when he had his hair pushed under the cap 😭

For some reason, Dan seemed to go into princess di mode when he picked the red richard ball and said "it is, fuck my life"

this has GOT to be the best episode yet😭😭

I feel like they're going to get so used to being so close on the sofas when filming the pod on tour that they're going to need to push the inflatable chairs closer together when they get home. They (especially dan) are so much more comfortable with casual touch than they were a year ago!!

The 2020’s haven’t gotten to the Midwest yet. They just got the 2010s cultural updates. It takes some time out there.

omg if y'all love book of mormon you HAVE to go see operation mincemeat!! the humour is really similar and it's equally hilarious and campy

40:46 Dan have you seen the movie The Island? (W Scarlet Johansson)

"our friend carrie fletcher" is a WILD thing to hear

holy fuck I'm so hard

Guys you ran out of the I'm lying shirt before you came to Houston and I couldn't buy one pls sell it online or something after the tour I desperately need one its of great importance. Also y'all were great i dragged my sister with me and she also enjoyed herself with the gays. Come back soon! xoxo

Does anyone know where Dan’s shirt is from?

The Midwest is very large boys, you ain’t done with it yet🤠 Also Panera salads are ass you are so real for that

the phungover energy is literal perfection 🫶🏻 thx for all the comedy bits about ttown

what a fever dream of a bonus….

dan and phil please explain where you think the midwest is. . . leaving oklahoma to go to chicago is not leaving the midwest illinois is far more midwest than oklahoma

i appreciated the backrooms segment in the beginning, the fact you went away from the "set" made this episode really unique lol i actually would like more of that. Differentiates yall

Take a shot every time Dan takes off/puts on his cute little glasses, bonus shot when Phil put them on.

I really thought you guys were going to talk about Fat Bear Week, which happens annually at the end of September. This year's winner was Backpack 🐻

I can't wait for the dolphin cunt memes

Please play dressmaker. I need to see what creations you come up with.

ok still watching the ep but as a (mostly lol) life long north texan, the crazy food and fried foods at the state fair has always been a thing! it's part of the cultureee lmao

Dan: Flip the table ❌ Dan: Flip your self over ✅

Fuck yeah Phil went on crazy mouse to cap off his rodent boy summer! 🐁

Dan fully turned red while doing that weird ass somersault

I stayed in that hotel after prom, yall are getting too local 😭😭

Holy fuck y'all philmed this in my city!!! Hell yeah! 💜 i missed the okc show and was sad but this got me hard again!

i cant fucking stand the Here's the Thing Foreshadowing jumpscares

the fact that i know some of the names of the porn lookalikes scares me, also phil you have one but it’s mainly just because he has your old emo fringe lol

there's a cook at my work who is also a surfer and he looks JUST LIKE PHIL

The DNPAirBnB would be The Cottage for the weirdest people you know (self-callout)

The irony of saying the Texas state fair was very unpride when Dallas pride is held in the same place😂

I’m telling yall… give Great Comet a try

Oh no state fairs are always Like That (tm)

In SF every third car is a Waymo

ok i understand abt the apt but... please?

13:30 Panera is universally hated in the United States. They used to be extremely good but private equity destroyed the quality. They’re going bankrupt and can’t afford to sponsor the phodcast anyway.

the slander about rock operas/sung-through musicals,, Hadestown get behind me

wow "bald" Dan really does look like Trixie Mattel

i love pod on the road

PLEASE DO THE PHAIRBNB

No beat of the week 😞

can confirm the fire alarm going off at the houston show was very annoying as it was hot as fuck

The pheople yearn for the Airbnb

idk if it's the hangover, tour exhaustion, or what but this episode had an insanely good energy that made me so happy. dan was sooooooo danisnotonfire too like omg

Hot take, as someone who’s personality is a fun amalgamation of both Dan and Phil, I’m convinced I could pull off either the Fem/ version of Dan (if I put on darker contacts) or a very short drag king version of him. 100%

Hey so we’re gonna NEED phatreon reaction of Phil’s Estes session from the Sam and Colby video 🫶🫶🫶

29:30 why does Dan say girl in an american accent, I follow another british influencer that does the same thing and I was curious if it had to do with linguistics

arguably one of the best phodcast episodes to date 🤷🏻‍♀️

OPEN THE AIR D&P- doitdoitdoit

Weirdly there is a guy on this season of the Great British Bake Off that does seem pretty close to a clone of Phil.

not to alarm anyone but next week's episode is going to be the day before the one year anniversary of the hard launch

Real talk though I’d stay at the phan Airbnb

Chicago is still midwest 💜

first of all YOU WERE IN TULSA?? secondly “in the midwest” are fighting words in Tulsa, depending on who you ask lol

The throw pillows??! Really Dan 🤮

dan and phil air bnb PLEASE i’m BEGGING i’ll go all the way to england to stay there PLEASE

omg my name was finally in the outro 🥹🩷

the most cancellable animal is without doubt the mosquito!!! dolphins are cute, I went whale watching last week and a pair of them played with our boat. justice for dolphins! they're just a little weird!

Now get platique tiara to do Phil’s makeup so we can prove Dan right 😂

God I love when Dan talks about musical theatre 😭 got a perfect question for Milwaukee q&a!!

the glasses turned phil into Mogmaster 3000

i urban dictionaried steepling. worth it

Straight dan makes me uncomfy. Who is this man?!

Every time I hear about Phil's hot doctor, I imagine the doctor to be Jonathan Bailey.

Lets not forget Dan in the club clone

I would totally stay in the London apartment airbnb lolz😅

god forbid a man is in love with his man dan howell..

That hotel hallway is what I see in my nightmares

Lemongrass smells like froot loops to me lmao not savory at all! If it’s common in curry and other savory foods then i’ve been severely under-informed, i had no clue about that 😂

I survived the Houston Phire LMAO best crowd to be evacuated with, we were all trading cards and taking pictures

phodcast episode from Tulsa with the bass pro hats!!! this is my culture 🧡 (me and the friend i dragged to your OKC show genuinely considered making a stop at the giant bass bro near your venue lol)

if you opened the phairbnb i would finally go on a trip to london

as someone that went to the university of houston (where their show was) imagine waking up to that fire alarm in your dorm at 3am because someone was smoking weed in the dorms

Devastating to see Phil suits the weird sunglasses better than Dan. But not surprising

phil if u hug an angry american they will swing i am so sorry my sweet summer child

i love when dan becomes a squirmy feral critter

Babes everytime you say you are in the Midwest, you are not in the Midwest lol

feel sick about the fact that i'm not on a world tour with my bf/bff/business partner, celebrating the community and culture that we built together from our love and happiness :/

a generational episode lads, truly one for the books

I lost my shit at work last week when I got the notification for the trailer for Hell Week that included you guys. You were such a great opener as guests, it did not disappoint. It'd be fun to see more! Also I dont think I ever really anticipated just how unhinged the last fifteen minutes on patreon could get until today. We're spinning like rotisserie chicken over vague posts on twitter and panic fuck killing your clone.

this may be cursed but does dan sound like his baby self to anyone else in this ep

The phibes were everything in this week's pod 👌🏼

begging u as a Massachusettsian to fix the map because what do you mean MA is labeled as CT

If you're into self-cest you will love Loki

"I can't believe who I found in Dan's room." Would've been perfect with "it was me (phil)"

Dan and Phil dont realize the beauty that is late night Taco Bell after a night of drinking

but Airbnb is evillll

"sorry about all the butt stuff" lolllllllll

Dan talking about human cloning for organs, not sure if he’ll see this but he should read house of the scorpion that’s basically what it’s about plus idk how much he reads

I unironically love people fucking up American geography. "We just finished our leg of the Midwest tour!" Thirteen seconds later "we'll be in Chicago tomorrow!" Like yessssss we fight over these things so much internally and also pay no attention to the geography of other countries it truly does not matter but our instinct is to be AGHAST anyway 🤣 It's so fun, put us in our place 👏👏

I am musical theatre performer and the way u nonchalantly said you are FRIENDS with Carrie Hope Fletcher i fell off my seat

i can’t wait to see u boys in detroit tn!!! so so so excited <3 been watching u two for over a decade and was never able to go to the previous tours, feels unreal for it to finally be happening!!!

The D&P B&B would be so sick! I will pay money to rent nights there

Pod on the road continues so elite. What kind of hangover makes you this smiley and fun and can I get one

Deeply upsetting when Dan called Oklahoma the Midwest 😭

i need them to know that illinois and ohio are also in the midwest

That Houston show fire alarm was so annoyinggggg I was literally in line for a drink and had to evacuate..... But I got to see the Phan bodyguard so I guess it was alright

YAY the phire incident mention, we experienced phistory

calling oklahoma the midwest is CRIMINALLLLL

Phil moaning in the patreon

Love the phullet but I disagree with Phil - Dan with a shaved head with that bone structure??? 🥵

dnp airbnb idea is truly a whole brand new level of parasocial 😂 “Come sleep where we slept.” Terrifying. You guys would make so much money though to be fair 👀

Please do the look alike contest in nyc

I am pretty sure that is rose quartz so they ain't entirely wrong

dan was moving in ways i didnt know his body could this episode

Really good vibes in this one guys

I’m trying desperately to sell my 3 extra tickets to the Akron show (Oct 7th). They are ORCH 3 ROW NN SEATS 9, 10, and 11👀 I listed them on Twickets if anyone is interested😅💙

3 more Hard Mondays until I see you guys live in Mexico City!!!!

What a good one today

dw ur not missing out on university of houston someone's always getting shot over there

Oklahoma isn't even really the Midwest. They're going to the Midwest.

Rent the musical on Philm Club when?

Did Dan take more pherioids? Why is he cracked out LMAO

Not to be parasocial af but the PhAirBnB would go pretty hard

This has been my favourite episode so far– I hope they're gonna be hungover more often!!

Why Tulsa?? People in Oklahoma are like that. I have been in that hotel while drunk.

Loving hard on tour the vibes are absolutely rancid. I wish Dan and Phil were slightly hungover and sleep-deprived in every podcast episode 😩

“Would it be ethical to grow a human clone to harvest organs?” Has anyone heard of The Island?

the vibes were impeccable in this one

When they said they were taking the tour on the road I did not expect the bonus clips of exploring hotel hallways but ty this is an amazing perk

dan enjoyed those sunglasses

they didn't like the chamoy watermelon at the state fair because they're british. mexican phannies know how yummy sandia and tajin are hehe

yass i was too sick to attend the minneapolis show like i wanted but i was there in spirit i hope you felt me🙏🏼 also not so fun fact you *have* to go to the doctor and get a referral if you want to use the ticket insurance you buy for this exact reason:) in a country where you have to pay to be seen AHA

i sincerely want to know what went through Dan's head before doing a literal flip

The fact that dan executes the flip at 33:59 with a surprising amount of ease makes me think this is a frequent occurrence

This had such a weird energy but it was a fun energy nonetheless

I have a proposal! If Dan and Phil buy the apartment, can we Patreon pool together the funds to run it as a co-op?

🐬❌💅🏼

I actually saw a Waymo in central London recently and it caused a massive traffic jam lmao

THE HOTEL ROOMS ARE MAKING THEM INSANE I STG

Lol i watched this to calm myself before my heart rythm tests to see if the psych ward can give me ketamine --let's just say i was not calm. But they couldn't calm me down enough with anything else cause I have cptsd with people touching me, so instead they're hooking me with a heart monitor for a couple days and I have to note down everything 😭

me just watches whole episode including bonus yapping:) cuz im just a little guy

Had to look up Crazy Mouse, it really is insane. Have one like it at Dorney Park in PA

Dip and Pip’s bed and breakfast has a nice ring to it….

i’m glad i’m not the only one with that hulk statue on my reels #seen

So who else wanna put money in to buy the london phlat?? 🤔

do we think they know thats a block of himilayan salt and not a crystal😭

making kandi to hand out at Nashville to this

amateurs i have ibs i shit myself in panera bread, at the coffee shop i used to work at, at my grandma's house, and while house sitting but it stopped happening once i started taking fiber supplements so maybe try that

Phil saying the big bear could hold 5 dan and phils like okay just because you are in the US does not mean you can use just any unit of measurement

the Bass Pro Shop is famous, it has a theme tune and everything https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhMBFIeOUpo

Group titty/ball/flap examination

is dan single?

So I think the next step might be backwards hats

this lowkey explains the energy in indy last night LMAO

PLS do the dan and phil airbnb GAWD

So sad I couldn't make it to the OKC show, but it still warms my heart to know y'all came here❤️

So far the only phod episode where they succeeded in the #nopisschallenge was the one with veronica, right?

dan is so chaotic in this one lol

ooooh i'd love another musical philm club (also yall should watch hadestown its a banger)

really rare energy in this one lads

I’d like to hear Dan’s opinion on Ride The Cyclone (a musical that’s tangentially about a rollercoaster)

I think every time Phil walks into a medical facility the staff conspires to give him a hot doctor because why is it EVERYTIME

Philm club: Buffy the musical, I am begging

not dan trying to host a phil look alike contest…like where is it gonna be in your shared bedroom or

Embrace the riverdale and have the courage to defend it 🥰

unfortunately I'm gonna have to disagree with you guys on preferring non sung through musicals because Hadestown and Falsettos exist 💔

Listened to this in my local Walmart, was kicked out of my local Walmart

I call 'no shit challenge'

this episode made me want to sit on my friend's sofa at 2am on a friday while drinking a warm cherry beer

They are absolutely smashing it congrats on the award well deserved I’m so proud

dads I hate to break it to you but Waymos are in London you just don’t leave the phouse

I think Im inlove with Phil Lester

Why is everyone skipping over the seeing something from one direction they can’t talk about 🫪

this is the second time they've brought up the concept of house of the scorpion and i havent heard about that book since EIGHTH GRADE 😭😭

Did you continue the buzz balls during filming?

Is it a safe space to say I took my first Waymo to see you guys at the Austin show 🫣 and it like...wasn't bad 🫣🫣🫣

Dan thought the Airbnb was a good idea until he remembered the fluids people leave behind 🤣🤣🤣

This might be the worst episode to eat dinner with... I had to turn it off at 15 minnutes and come back afterwards lol

As someone from Romania I need a full review!!!

dan babe Phil is biased ofc he says you look good all the time? that’s his job??????

I’m not into chamoy or tajin either but they’re HUGE here in AZ

Soft launch denial in 2026???

i will buy pham tier if you do a riverdale watch BEST SHOW EVER im so glad you get it

The fact that I now know I have matching bass pro hats with my faves has absolutely made my day

PLEASE do riverdale on the philm club!!!!! I will do literally anything please.

Dan and Phil be out here looking like my boyfriend in the flannels and Bass Pro Shop hats. 😂

I literally cannot live through a week without hard Mondays now.

Genuinely this felt like a FaceTime

I was the one with the toddler in Houston!! Houston fans wya?!

Losing my mind because Ohio is the Midwest wtf

Dan implying state fair food testing the limits of god's patience is "a tiktok thing" feels disrespectful to my culture as a Minnesotan

You guys should watch Ted Lasso

Phil is so diva in those glasses

Im so high rn and can't multitask, and I stupidly scrolled to read some comments without pausing and found out the video paused automatically. I've never felt more joy than I'm feeling rn and just wanted to share this. Amazing function

phil is slaying in those glasses

this is 100% the best episode yet

verily... is that a new verity variant?

The energy of this whole episode is cracked out.

Dan going on and on about how Phil thinks Dan looks good all the time, uh-huh, steak too juicy problems, sorry your partner thinks you're beautiful 😂

I would pay so much money for the phairBnB

As a gay American I wear fish merch ironically

chicago is, in fact, still part of the midwest, babes

dan with moves like that you may be able to kill a cheetah

god I am so fucking hard, seeing this now and them tonight. rock solid

i love the chaotic energy that this video radiates.

everybody rsvp for the phil lester lookalike contest in washington square park!!!

Poor Daniel, you will look fine without hair

daniel "friday night amirite brother" howell strikes again

Not them literally going to the first day of the State Fair 💀 That might have been the worst day to go as someone from Dallas, but for them I’m hoping they had a blast lmao. There’s so much lore behind the state fair.

IN MY CITY TULSA IM SOBBING😭 loved seeing you guys in OKC though 😒

suuuch a good bonus yap, i loved phil's energy in it

Ghost hunting video was so funny! It gave me that spooky season felling! 👻 😂 🕷️

Do the air b and b!

Saying theyre done with the midwest when the next 6 dates of the tour are in the midwest 💀😭

the 1d after party lore is still the craziest thing i’ve ever heard i will never get over it

take a shot every time dan takes off and puts on them sunglasses….. you’ll be pissed within 10 mins 💀😂

as a texan who has never been to the state fair, i am so ready for this vlog (also shout out to phil's open fly in this)

dan you better give phil those sunglasses, they look too good on him

most buzzballs suck. the only good one is the blue one.

I can’t believe Dan did that…

There was NO filter this episode XD

Dan lookin like Kris Jenner in those sunglasses lmao

as someone who lost almost 3 years of their life working at Panera, pls drag them more Phil ❤️

i live across from a street with two churches, and I also ship them. one believes the rapture occurs to physical bodies after death (literally a zombie cult idk) and one with a cute steeple that has the gay flag hanging and no other flags (neither description is fictitious, just factual description). I like to think they're enemies to lovers.

besties switch to bluesky 💕

Call me Phomo (oh no!) – I am phanning!

look, as a transmasc person who literally had surgery TODAY to remove a lump on my chest, yes pls check your nips and tits! ideally once a month and not while you are on your period (if you have one)

Obligatory "the Memphis Bass Pro pyramid used to be a concert hall but they realized it had terrible acoustics, that's why it's a pyramid" comment

Yey for patreon specific lights!!!

What is the Richard count on this episode? 4? My goodness.

The patreon yap was immaculate this episode i love it when Phil acts more natural like he's not trying so hard to be funny

Is having a sex with your clone TECHNICALLY just masterbating ???

not yall being 6’2 and thinking you could be low profile on top of a wall 😭

sick and twisted for you guys to get my hopes up with the london apartment airbnb I am proper pissed off now >:(

Not Phil trying to curse me with sleep at 1:25 pm

I am fishing in lake erie rn listening to the podcast in my headphones and i appreciate the ironic bass pro shop hats, so americano

Y'all gotta get on Widow's Bay while youre doing your free apple tv trial

DADS. CHICAGO IS MIDWEST. YOU WILL BE IN MILWAUKEE TOMORROW - ALSO MIDWEST. OK AND TX ARE NOT MIDWEST 😭 don't lump us in with them

This episode was unhinged thanks dads

Everything I’ve learned about the horniness of dolphins tells me that dolphins absolutely do wanna Cunt. Also, don’t feel bad about setting off the smoke alarms at the venue. I was in a production of Sweeney Todd. I was playing the beggar woman, so I had just died, and Sweeney Todd had just realized who I really was and was holding my body and literally sobbing over me when the fog machine set off the smoke alarm in the building. We had to pause for like 10 minutes. He and I ended up doing a unplanned reprise of A Little Priest to the tempo of the fire alarm. It was fine in the end, but it took all the gravitas out of the moment.

Baja Blast is the nectar of the gods

Do you think the inflatable chairs were partially to keep dan from doing sommersaults

Dan looked too much like a straght American man when he tucked the fringe in the hat, I'm scared.

The way Dan did the perfect representation of what it's like to be driven by the algorithm on Beyoncé's internet in the year our Lord, 2026, should be the subjet of a video essay.

Phil saying "lol" is a lot like Jeb Bush's "please clap"

unironically, dan makes an impeccable bald. i'm as surprised as you are. (i get to say all that, i'm bald 👀 no but fr tho)

I like how phil always says have a wonderful sleep as if I don't watch this on my lunch break

Dan literally flipping out during bonus yaps

loving the podcast on the road honestly

Really loved the energy in this one it felt especially ‘there’s no camera here we’re just doing shit’ 10/10

WE COULD HAVE THE PHAIRBNB!?!?

I'd pay good money to stay at the Phan b&b

Technically, the Marines are a part of the navy 😂 (also, every submariner I've ever met would've loved the submarine joke)

I loved the tour it was so good I got my hard Monday hat and tour shirt

dan mate why are we physically rotating over twitter 😭😭

dnp airbnb would go hard though,

I’m a trans guy that lives in a small red town and I have the EXACT same hat as Dan I bought it try to fit in

Dan demonstrated backshots in the backrooms 🥀

random safe place to vent this but I’m asian and wear a mask bc im covid cautious and got called ling ling the other day 🥴 apparently we never left the 2020 hate

Happy belated birthday Emiliaaa! ⭐️

Since the audio version, I've been waiting for the video phupload to see what the squat on the wall looked like

Wish I could buy the London apartment but I live four hours away... Oh and I'm broke

Happy Belated Birthday Amelia!

We can all be phungover together

hii dip& pip i was at the houston show and i pulled a phil! no i didn’t say the innuendo out loud.. i fainted! only the second time I have ever done that, it was probably the heat and adrenaline lol. i have since been properly checked out and i am fine! the university of houston theatre staff was wonderful and i still got to see the show. it was extremely funny that the alarm went off like ten mins after

PHIL, YOU LOOK AMAZING IN THOSE SUNGLASSES

larry ????

the cultural shock u guys r experiencing in america is honestly so entertaining like yes we are unhinged beyond belief and cringe

Why is Dan so hyper this episode??? I’m loving it

I'm supposed to believe that Cirque du Soleil over here is phungover? Give me a break

I've literally been following you guys and Sam and Colby for over a decade each and you guys have no idea how crazy this collab was to me. Collab again! That would be amazing. 😭 also...failing the #nopisschallenge AND 2 hard launches of people shitting themselves in one episode? this episode was definitely unhinged. can't wait to see what happens next...hopefully not more shit hard launches. Leila and Emilia choose the hard launches, right? please not again. 😭😂

fits are giving mac demarco if he was gay (compliment)

Phil there are so many taco bells in london

thoughts and prayers for detroit tonight because why is dan in heat

the preview of this tour merch is giving me LIFE I can’t wait

Phil has no filter this episode and Dan keeps touching him lolololol

THE WAY DAN FLIPPED OVER IM CRYING

why are yall dressed like soft indie boys who would ghost me /lh /hj

DO A FLIP

hard and reporting for double duty

hard mondays being award winning is so healing

early 2 weeks in a row damn im on fire