bonus video: trying to name 100 MEN

SIMON COWELL MADE THE LIST ???

how dare u not put louis tomlinson on there

Forgetting Christopher Eccelston and Peter Capaldi when listing Doctor Who Doctors is CRIMINAL

y'all don't know any men for a pair of homosexuals 😭😭😭

There are so many men to name from Kpop! Fake Kpop fans!

the captions on multiple videos on the phatreon occasionally call phil pewds?????

Dan + Phil: *says* Jimmy Fallon *whilst Dan types* Kimm Jallon . Me:*pissing myself laughing wheeezing and sounding like an old-fashioned boiled kettle*

Not saying Gerard Way is crazy 😭😭😭😭

I've just bought a phatreon subscription and i'm shocked! how on earth was not a single chemical romance named? or a single boy that fell out? that's crazy! tho definitely shows they're in an extremely new (not emo AT ALL) era right now 🕊️

Kimi Räikkönen mentioned, all Phinnish phans unite 🇫🇮🙌

Oh i am loving the traitors, i started watching it when the first celebrity season came out and then the normal people season with Rachel and Stephen was incredible and now i am watching the current one! It was not easy to find a way to watch from Austria, but i did it 😄 I just love british shows, taskmaster is my fav tho and yeah i am rooting for James A, cause he so didnt want to be a traitor, so he deserves the win for the stress 🤣

tf is kimm jallon

I'm not sure I know a hundred men or women

It was jafaar Jackson who played Michael Jackson, not Jermaine 😂 but you were close, Jafaar is Jermaine's son 😂

i was screaming ryan gosling and andrew garfield at my screen

justin trudeau jump scare

one kpop idol...Daniel get back in ur kpop era stan ATEEZ pls

they would have gotten all 100 if they had named one direction sooner smh

thank you for the larry mention kings

JEREMY RENNER APP MENTION 🔥🔥🔥🔥

forgetting benedict cumberbatch…damn

YOU GUYS FORGOT BENEDICT CUMBERBATCHH

This proves that there are some good men in the world, but not even a hundred🤣

Why did i literally get jumpscared by Phil saying Kimi Räikkönen, was not expecting anyone from my country lol

Ok but why did you say no to alive men ?? 😂 Also, this has a lot of crossover with my “name 100 men” list lmao

Cursed video

Elliot Page???? Hello?

First you snub Nick Jonas in London and now this.

hudson williams never gets stale

Shayne Topp mentioned on the phatreon a couple months after Shayne mentioned dxp relationship reveal on Smosh!

So we're PAYING for the name 100 men video, but the name 100 women vid was free? I see how it is dip and pip 😂

they left out so many iconic men and added so many eh men i am offended

I was so disappointed when they did nawt say Gerard Way...

Staying away from youtubers is so nuts. TomSka, marcus butler, casper lee, joe sugg, connor franta, any of those classics!

no pedro pascal is WILD

The fact they missed Hayden Christensen pains my soul smh

even though he was half arsing it phil lowkey hit those notes in "lying naked on the floorr'

You guys should have a phan chat on here js 🫶🏼🥰

just won breakfast based on who would come first - hudson wiliams or robert pattinson... boyfriend is fuming

There's nothing worse than hearing Dan and Phil pronounce Katya

The two names I was rooting for were Tom Hiddleston and Cole Sprouse so I literally cheered 😭 Would have loved a Stray Kids member though!

kimm jallon

taemin and matt bellamy being right next to each other in the hot men category 💖💘💓💞💗

im crying at the violent reactions to the last name being written as if it wasnt yall in control 😭😭

Me screaming Trevor Noah at the end and they went with Tim Cook 😭

Love the f1 mentions! Seb and kimi forever fav drivers

Was waiting for the evan peters and it never came

Benedict Cumberbatch? Im surprised he didn't come to your minds lMAO

just saying if Dan let Phil list the rest of One Direction, they wouldn’t have had to name at least three billionaires at the end

I’m shocked they didn’t think of any of the Jonas brothers

okay you literally mentioned this in the women video not here but i simply must say this on patreon too. THERE ABSOLUTELY ARE WOMEN IN MOTOR SPORTS. INCLUDING F1. now i don't know this independently but when i texted my bestie who has car autism this is what they had to say: "f1 academy (f4 level series) is all women supported by the f1 teams and is free to stream on youtube ‼️ it's a support series, which means they race on some f1 weekends at the same track as f1, support series are like an opening act. their season is like seven or eight races this year? it's only COTA and Vegas left for them you also also have stuff like world circuit racing women's cup, which is motorcycles, like moto gp. OH crucially i would like to add: F1 is not a gender exclusive sport and women have competed in the past, AND the only woman to score points out of the five women who have ever driven in f1, lella lombardi, was literally a lesbian what if i add that a former f1a driver, chloe chambers, is literally known to have had an ao3 account but supposedly forgot her login is that Zesty enough for a non sports person" my friend would also like to reccomend the fic depth recorder by hatedthat_thanks on ao3. space mech pilot au that's a political thriller with gay cruising as a central plot point. ANYWAYS. watch women's motorsports it's not my thing yet but it literally rules and the team women's motorsports literally get gay. hello. is this thing on.

kimm jimmel

The way i was screaming GERARD WAY at the screen. and then how they did seth green and didn't immediatley go john and hank green lol

my phannie f1 heart is soaring

“All roads lead to a nasty billionaire” is a CRAZY BAR

His theatre kid came out

Had everyone from buffy except Anthony Head my beloved

TAEMINNNNNNN

You got Jon Stewart but not Stephen Colbert?!?! I’ll still give you a pass since you at least mentioned Mamdani and David Tennant.

Did I miss it or did they not remember nick jonas 😭

YOU PUT BEZOS BEFORE ROBERT PATTINSON AND TAYLOR LAUNTER 😭😭😭

Famous male British TV hosts as a category and ant and dec are nowhere to be seen

Just joined Pham as I finally have the means, and dads, I am enjoying this immensely

Falling apart because the men were getting worse and worse is sending me

You forgot your buddy nick jonas!

Mate you could’ve had, Warwick Davies, Josh Hutchinson, Gerard way, Shane Dawson, Lewis Hamilton, Jonathan Ross, Andrew Lloyd Webber, Daniel Radcliffe, Graham Norton, Rupert grint, Daz black, will bench, dr Mike, Joe Santagato, Frankie Alvarez. Etc

this is the gayest thing y'all have done so far (I like it)

Gotta love Steven Yuen

"his dad" took me OUT

the pressure got to yall 😔✊

Kimi räikkönen finland mentioned🇫🇮🇫🇮🇫🇮

What about Sam the surfer?!

Has Phil not mentioned Anthony Head's passing? (He played Giles in Buffy) I don't remember him saying anything about it

The last minute of this video sent me into the stratosphere. 😭 I laughed so hard.

I hate to break it to you guys but Barry Scott is a fictional character 😅😅

Im only halfway through thr video but this is definitely my favorite dnp video ever

I love Kimm Jallon

Phil's "we failed. We did not name a hundred men. I hope you have a nice day" fucking kills me

You forgot Ryan Gosling :(

Taemin is doing some extreme heavy lifting near the end of that list.

Cannot wait to hear about the flight they were set to go on immediately after filming this

.... Nick Jonas, how could you have missed him 😭

Rip pj

Can you guys make announcements about the tour rescheduling on YouTube and Patreon as well for those of us that don’t have social media? Thank you! 💕

100 women including richard, 100 men including some of the worst ones in existence... sounds about phaotically right. to be frank, I'm surprised they even managed to name 199 people lmaoooo

Holy taemin mention 🙏😻 what is a bad song?

so unhinged I loved it

Should’ve let Phil do one direction then maybe you’d have gotten ur 100 😤😤

loving the shayne photo choice

going for tom lenk is really fucking funny to me after david boreanaz & james maRsters

dip and pip, my oomfs and i NEED to know which football teams u support. irl says "phil probably likes manchester united".... care to comment on this? 🎤

The way they started with the sprouse’s but didn’t go down the twin/triplet pipeline and finish with the Jonas brothers 😭 Jeff bezos before nick jonas

HI I'M BARRY SCOTT

Why doesn’t Dan want to put Louis Tomlinson’s name on the 100 list? Phil mentioned him numerous times.

Justin Bierb LOL

...no gordon ramsay?

Dan saying no to Louis Tomlinson, but then adding Boris Johnson..... I'll remember this Howell

Yelling Willem Dafoe at the screen for 10 minutes

Cayenne thrax I'm dying 💀

kimm jallon 🙂‍↕️♡

Barry Scott is such a British millenial deep cut lmaooo

Nick hoult. NOO. 💓🤘💞🔥

literally saying crabstickz and then not writing him down

TAEMIN

got sad at david shwimmer and matt le blanc knowing they couldn't put matthew perry... :(

His dad's name is Stellan Skarsgard lmao, he was Dr. Selvig in the MCU so he also counts as an MCU guy

Robert Pattinson calling himself Gen Z made it in the video but not on the list

I had a neuropsychology assessment recently and one of the tests was I had to list as many mens names as I could in one minute. Unashamed to say dan and phil were the first two I said, thanks guys

every time they mention troye my 13 year old fangirl self laughs bc the way that man was my father figure

omg future me do they know 100 men??

I cannot believe they left out the piss goblin himself, Josh Hutcherson! Come on lads. 💦💧

Name 100 men without problematic accusations

TAEMINNNNN

The fact they never said Pedro Pascal is DIABOLICAL

"What's that new one called with a face??" 💀

guys the stranger things cast was right there

Matthew Perry is DECEASED

No Benedict Cumberpatch??

Hozier is right there guys

Why is this the most energetic I've ever seen Dan in my entire life 🤣

My faves mention Smosh! I hope y'all can collab while you're on tour in the US!

And I’m Davis watching this: 💔and I’m….davis😔

ending the women's list on their mums but refusing to use their dads for this one

kimm jallon

Yall put Matt Bellamy but not Chris or dom are yall okay?? fake fans ffs (I’m joking please don’t kill me yall are the reason I have the hyperfixation)

I had a weird dream where pj, dan and phil, and crabstickz went on a tour together

took me over half an hour and i had to include kermit

Dan you literally mention nick jonas in the actual video on youtube, but couldn't remember him for this list! smh

pedro pascal, paul mescal, oscar isaac and josh o'connor are crying right now

It's hilarious to me that Dan is getting so pressed about not having enough men after he consistently came up with rules to stop them getting easy wins 😭😭

Have to keep my comment from the YT video going, cant believe there was no Obama mention

I was waiting the whole time for them to mention Daniel Radcliffe but I guess Dan can be the only Dan on the list

What's that new one called with the face 😭😭 I'm crying

What is happening here guys

'The new one with the face' 😂😂😂

'We're not naming all of one direction' [2 minutes later] *cant think of anyone* 😭

the way i gasped when they said polanski and it thankfully turned out they didn’t mean roman

No my short king Daniel Radcliffe:(

justin bierb

where is gerard way, mikey way, frank iero, ray toro, ryan ross, brendon urie, spencer smith, jon walker, matt bellamy, pete wentz, patrick stump, andy hurley, joe trohman, thom yorke, johnny greenwood, colin greenwood, ed o'brien, taylor york, josh farrow, damon albarn, alex james, luke hemmings, micheal clifford, morrissey, johnny marr... i could go on (all they had to do was start down the emo music pipeline of their childhood why did we go to bezoz instead... :P XD)

And I'm *NOT* DAVIS is killing me

im taking from this that louis tomlinson couldve saved us after all

phil's diassapointment at the end was so funny lmao

No benedict cumberbatch :o

gerard way, gordon ramsay, SIR IAN MCKELLEN!!!! When they went into Elton John territory I was sure they'd remember but oh well XDDD

What about Nick Jonas?? 😂

the amount of spelling mistakes is truly something ❤️

the pope's there but not louis tomlinson, who's like 46.5 times more relevant???

phil lister

idk why but that ending is HILARIOUS

seeing taemin in a dan and phil video was not on my 2026 bingo card

“dan, phil, 100 men and not enough time” friday night am i right brother

not barry scott 😭😭😭

Gerard Way was right there guys come on

about to watch and here's my prediction, Jonathan bailey will show up somewhere in this list, and i'm giving myself bonus points if he shows up on the first line

okay so when are we getting riverdale on @philmupdates

the way i started shouting tim peak at the end lol

Can confirm that Brian May and Roger Taylor are still alive and fuckin shredding

yeah, not sure those visas will ever get trough, lads 🫣

BOYS WHAT ABOUT BRENDON URIE my bi icon (if this was upto me we'd be naming the entire england, nz, and australian cricket team)

I expected Taemin to come earlier ngl

not one bts member smh

dan just making up rules for no reason lmfao

The descent into problematic well known men is fast and quick. There are unfortunately many to pick from.

can’t believe they didnt name the nation’s national treasure david attenborough 😔

Yesss I was waiting for Kimi Räikkönen!

can we get better quality control for the subtitles please 🙏 there were multiple lines mixed in apparently from a Pewdiepie video (🤢...)

Guys the challenge is to name 100 men not to name 100 men but not any of the ones you think of first 😭😭

the ending to this is so funny i love dan and phil

Would love for them to name 100 gay men? Or even just 100 queer people?

I did both before watching the video. I did the men 1min40sec faster

cannot believe benedict cumberbatch didn’t make the list

Dylan O’Brien didn’t make it on lol

Phil saying Kimi Räikkönen absolutely sent me. How? Why? Where did that come from in your sweet brain, Phil?

They won but at what cost…

Why did they not name all of one direction? Or Brenden Urie? Did my emo years mean nothing?

I thought they were joking when they said they were gonna name 100 men 😭😭

Dan: "we can't be picky" Two Minutes earlier cue the "no, we can't do that. Let's change categories"

PETER CAPALDI GUYS

This is actually very pheminist of them cause they struggled more with the men than they did the women, they dgaf about men lmaoo

oh i thought matt leblanc was dead did he come back at some point

When are we gonna get the let me explain my fursona video with Dan

Close to the end I was waiting for Josh Hutcherson to be mentioned

kimm jallon

offended that nick jonas didnt make the cut... hey buddy you in 100 men?

Yall mentioned Alexander skarsgard. Can the next philm club be pillion 🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭

“No we can’t do one direction” WHY 😭 you can name a bunch of formula 1 drivers but draw the line at one direction

No gerard way is criminal

Kimmm jallon

taemin randomly lmao

Spiritually connected to all the women?? Even Teressa May??

Kimm jallon is my favorite talk show host

me screaming: THE REST OF ONE DIRECTION

with all the times dan has said pedro pascal i cant believe they missed him

British presenters and NOT Ant and Deck?!?

you guys Fully didnt have to give yourselves a challenge of "do it in 10 (12) mins" but i respect the grind

this is not a nice start to my day

i was yelling benedict cumberbatch and gordon ramsay

As a Trixie and Katya fan, too, thank you for including them and how delighted Trixie would be that you thought of her right next to RuPaul. :)

I'm begging y'all, you NEED to put down a name with the last name Polanski

I think Chris Evans is distracting them

Guys is it totally fair to name drag queens in both the women and men videos?? I’m genuinely asking 😭

now name 100 non-binary

Please do the 1000 women as a livestream and we can raise money for a charity that supports trans women in the uk because...everything happening

Guys!!!! What is this list?? Where is ROBERT PATTINSON??? Josh Hutcherson??? You’ve forgotten the ancient texts 😩

i love it when they have the zoomies

dan pacing circles aroudn the desk and camera 😭😭

this was so fukcing funny thanks guys

it hurts saaauuuur much watching them press enter then DOUBLE CLICK THE NEXT CELL instead of pressing tab T_T

included dolly as an honorary name in the alive women list but didn’t include tim curry here smh…. react to rocky horror as an apology

I love the performance actually.

Obama was right there

You named a 100 men, but at what cost? 😅

q is also from the boyz

kimm jallan

Istg Jermaine Jackson was the one that took me out for some reason. I was cry laughing until the final crash out—Patreon Gold

this was unfortunate (i would say if i were a man, especially a gay man) but i am a lesbiAN and the list of women didn’t have LDR so~

i've always though phil has a nice voice legit, if he practiced he could sing really well i think

guys, fyi Kings are worse than billionnaires but the prompt was men so what can you do

no bts :(

i won’t accept jude law slander

Holy FUCK that was funny. I straight up started choking at the end and i almost died lmaooooooo

what about davis

"teeth" ???

I was yelling Obama throughout like half the video, thought of him when Simon cowell was mentioned for some reason??

“With the face” and yet we somehow knew who that was

fuck fuck

No Nick Jonas???

“fuck fuck” is sending me

NICK JONAS

ok i have to know can PJ speak italian? Are there any videos????

4:02

Ha, that ending.

Adam Lambert, Elton John, Yungblud (from Doncaster - up north) Oli Sykes from Sheffield

You guys naming formula 1 drivers and not saying Max stressed me out😫

i think the time pressure really scrambled your brains lads 💀😂

100 women they spiritually connected with. Like Ellen and Maggie Thatcher, and Camilla

their first three are the same as my first three when trying to name 100 men

justice for louis tomlinson </3

Kills me that they listed doctors and left out Christopher Eccleston, his reign was short but his episodes were beautiful to me 😭

You said Chris Evans and not Sebastian Stan, shame on you both 😂

Can't believe dan n phil thought Brian May was dead 😭😭

This made me stressed 😭

"we did not name 100 men, goodbye" 😭😭😭😭

Phil lister 👀

the lack of tyler joseph and josh dun is DISGUSTING

phil lister

Crazy how it was harder to name 100 good men

Big fan of the abrupt end

RIP Martyn and their dads, and Dan's brother, also their show director, robert pattinson, etc...

The crab walk edit SENT ME

trans rights phil shirt

can't believe they didn't say David Attenborough 💔

"We named 100 women that we like, that we feel spiritually connected to" yall put Theresa May and Ellen on there

kimm jallon im WHEEZINGGG 😭😭😭

my new favourite content creator "phil lister" even better that they're actually listing things in the video

Dan and Phil name 3000 men and 1 woman, only some of whom are accepted for the sheet 🤣

now name 100 nonbinaries

Technically you could've put Richard on this as well

knew dan will say taemin 🫡

Unsurprisingly you cannot think of 100 men without it getting problematic

idk why dan always insists on singing at the highest pitch possible it sends me every time 😭

that chris evans gif was the biggest distraction

Conan gray, rowan atkinson, pewdiepie…

i can't believe they didn't name anyone from mcr

I'm offended you managed to dredge up Kimi Raikkonen and still didn't say Max Verstappen 😛

This is so funny I'm wheezing

They watch anime yet can't name male or female Japanese VAs? Disappointed. Maybe they are dub people.

i'd love to know where did Phill pull Kimi from, I was quite impressed lol

Fascinating to see what pictures they chose to represent themselves

your dads…

what do you mean “who is lando norris’ teammate” PUT SOME RESPECT ON OSCARS NAMEEEE

I thought the last 2 were going to be their phdads lmao

Okay I need to be honest, Dan’s shirt is ugly as hell 😭 The big rats in the front were already bad but then the back is randomly purple

Mentioning crabstickz in the big 2026 and then NOT adding him to the list is a fireable offense.

just died laughing just now

the fact that you had 3 spots left and went for billionaires over louis tomlinson, zayn malik and niall horan IS a crime and i am expecting an apology video thank you

no martyn mention

kimm jallon took me the fuck out I couldn't breathe for like five fucking minutes jfc

jacob elordi SHOULDVE won the oscar. seriously his performance in frankenstein is earth-shattering

shocked and horrified nick jonas was not mentioned

They turned to evil to finish this one

Ah yes my favourite late night host ✨Kimm jallon✨

Noah Wyle crying in the corner, forgotten

Not a single emo besides themselves lol. Honestly dads

british chris evans was there the whole time 😭

“Beloved British tv personalities” dudes just start listing The Doctors lol

no ryan gosling and no hozier is tragic 😔

How did Jeff Bezos make it to the list but not Pedro Pascal 😭

David Schwimmer and Matt Leblanc but no Mathew Perry 😭

ALEX RYBAK WHAT A CHOICE!!!

Justice for Louis Tomlinson not making it on the list

Everyone saying it was shorter is bad, but the men got less screen time so thats something.

karaoke patreon vid when

i was gonna be so mad if they didn't sing Torn but my kings never disappoint

Ryan gosling??!! Stephen Colbert??!!

im cracking up

Dan’s outfit was interesting today…

FINLAND MENTIONED RRRAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

S*mon C*well making the list but not Louis Tomlinson.. blocked and reported

THOMAS SANDERS?????

"who's the new one with the face" about jacob elordi killed me

I'd rather y'all failed this one XD And also what about Brendan Frasier!

4:00 is this foreshadowing the return of dnp just dance...?

i appreciate the amount of times phil tried to get dan to write louis tomlinson

Not to be like that but Gottmik hung out with Marilyn Manson so he's a bit on the problematic side. Then again you mentioned a bunch of other problematic men so what gives lol

ALISON HAMMOND! HAHAHAHAHAHHA

Phil’s dad and Martyn: “are we a joke to you?”

could have done iconic duos: ant & dec, rhett and link etc. that's like your bread and butter guyss

"kimm jallon" help

Tag yourself I’m Kimm Jallon

Who generates the captions because when they do little chats in between names it says things like “Pewds reading comments”

barry scott is a fictional character unfortunately

David Attenborough?

This is the funniest video yall have done since you played getting over it

i can't believe they forgot about listing kpop idols and mcr members...

“ouch”- d & p’s dads, probably

I love how this ended

What a grim list

big fan of them starting with the intention of not including men who suck and ending by naming possibly the single worst person alive right now

Dying at kimm jallon

no nick jonas?

hey dan whatcha wearing

I love Kimm Jallon

okay but actually name 100men WITHOUT A PROBLEMATIC ONE might be impossible

they would have named 100 if dan had let them name 1d members…

kimm jallon

KIMM JALLON

Hilarious as usual boys Broke up with the toxic situationship this week Just the top up I needed for the solo Friday eve Big love Big shout outs Tyvm

This is how I find out Russel Tovey is gay

kim jallon and kjon sweteard had me scream laughing, holy SHIT

I tried this and only got 75 men then got bored

both of these vids were hilarious love u guys

I was shouting Gerard Way in my head. 😐

crying at the spelling 😭 😂

trixie mentioned again. every day i pray for trixie putting dan in drag on her channel .

what do you mean Manny Jacinto WAS hot, he IS HOT

Who the fuck is kimm jalton

shocked no one emo made the list

i was hoping and praying they would say taemin thank you dan i can always count on you

TAEMIN MENTIONED YAYYYYYYYY

Daniel Radcliffe was right there every single time they mentioned the franchise we don't talk about

“100 women we liked” dan says after naming ellen and theresa may

I like how dan had to get up and do laps apund the camera set up at his own suggestion

Oh no, what if mentioning Justin Timberlake ruined the tour (the world tour)

100 opportunities and they didn't say Pedro Pascal

i would have counted the second Carlos Sainz because his father is ALSO named Carlos Sainz and he is ALSO famous 🙂‍↕️

dan reached a flow state with the seths

most of us are lesbians, why are you doing this to us? 😔😔😔

feeling betrayed by no one else getting the owls reference but i’m right there with you guys

could have kept it just H, steps gay icon hellloooo

- TomSka - Gerard Way - Mikey Way - Ray Toro - Frank Iero - Matt Bellamy - Chris Wolstenholme - Dominic Howard - Chris Kendall - Nick Jonas - Joe Jonas - Kevin Joans - David Mitchell

me just sat here yelling Martin, they had their mums so why not Phil’s brother😭

when you guys were down to three men.... all i could think is the jonas brothers. like... it would have been so much easier lol

ending the women spreadsheet wholesome with their mums and the men spreadsheet with fuck and fuck 💀

NO BAD BUNNY IS CRAZY

Rightfully named Dolly Parton but absolutely distraught they didn't say the legend Tim Curry 😪💔

Just to confirm tho Brian May from Queen is still alive 🤣 we’ve lost enough people recently let’s not speak that into existence

mentioning david tenant but not michael sheen is WILD

no keanu reeves? fake speed enjoyer

My favourite man, the Jeremy renner app

actual crime that gerard way wasn't on the list

You thought naming 100 women was hard, try naming 100 men who are nice lol

them not naming their FATHER GERARD WAY is so funny

watching them lower their standards in real time was my favorite part

Gerard way...

Leaving Martyn and your dads out of the list seems criminal

Omg they named a Finnish man! Torille! 🇫🇮

You forgot marytn and your dads! 😂

Can't believe you put trixie and katya - two biological women - on this list

the way i was shouting david attenborough at the screen the entire time

so funny it devolved as it went 😂

the fact that they didn't name gerard way smh 😔

the Dan gender envy has reached new heights in these trousers

kit connor and joe locke were right there

No Hudcon is crazy

Call me Phil Lister the way i be listing these men -Dan

DAN SINGING EUPHORIA UGH PROUD SWEDE MOMENT

I swear to God if they don't say Gerard Way

Kimm jallon🤣

Would Ant and Dec count as one or two?🤣

Since Richard goes by he/she pronouns you technically could’ve put Richard in this list as well.

ah yes my favorite men: fuck and fuck

Kimi Räikkönen was so out of left field, but i will be joining the other phinnish phans in the pharket phlace

“Who’s that new one with the face!?” And he knew exactly who he was talking about

barry scott killed me off

No Michael Sheen💔😔

Tzzzzz you should get into Kpop ;) lots of hot men to name

Can't believe there's under a 100 men in the world left.

Love it but also funny that pj and crab sticks not in it yet they named Sophie in last one and said someone looked like crabsticks lmao 🤣 Joe Sugg there's loads of male YouTubers lol

sorry, didn't hear a word you said. was staring at chris evans' titties

AAAAAA ADAM? - Phil Lester

"Can't think of any men" "Good. Good. Correct." (Envious Dan)

Phil I hope you know we sang Torn together <3

kinda telling that you couldn't name 100 good men LMAO

Can’t believe they forgot Thomas fucking Sanders after having called him hot on the pod smh Also Shayne from Smosh is with a Y, he’s special like that

TEETH? 😭

Naming Markiplier right after yourselves and before Chris Evans is sending me dude

Ah yes my favorite late night host kimm jallon

these videos help the sting of my show getting cancelled (hopefully rescheduled) ❤️‍🩹

‘What’s that new one called with the face?’ Well, that narrows it down.

did dan just a buy a whole wardrobe for tour cause i swear he’s just been constantly wearing new shirts

no pedro pascal in sight 😔

name 100 characters in the dan and phil universe over the past 17 years

Ah yes. Kim Jallon.

Why was louis tomlinson left out HELLO

Weebl is a peak millennial reference

Why doesn't Dan know how to TAB after filling out a square??

kimm jallon as jimmy fallon im crying

i deeply appreciated dan crashing out about dystopian billionaires at the end as i also crash out frequently about the existence of billionaires. i feel so seen 🩷

“What’s that new one called-with the face?”

I’m so glad yall didn’t forget my husband tom Hiddleston 👏🏻

I think 80% of humans Phil knows are from Buffy the Vampire Slayer

spectacular loreen

i had gerard way but other than that i choose not to think about men

Two more for you: Nicholas Galitzine and Taylor Zakhar Perez.

way to start my night shift

all those boxes and gerard way isnt in one of them 💔💔

i started yelling matt damon and ben affleck the closer we got to the end 💔💔

dont i feel stupid (*schteupid*), I've been spelling phil listers last name wrong for ages

First thought was "I wonder how long until they say Hudson Williams"

kimm jallon is taking me out 😭😭😭😭😭

phil changing the last square to fuck is sending meee

Much needed Phan content. Ty dads❣️

imagine grieving grandma and all you hear is a muffled dan howell hooting and hollering laurene through the walls

good content day for us lesbians of the audience

Phil and I are the exact same kind of grandma, Jacob Elordi being "the new one with the face" 😭😭😂😂

Love that they said Chris Pratt but then didn't put him in the list

andrew hozier-byrne is my fav man just to let you all know

I’ve seen enough of Dan’s arms can Phil please wear a sleeveless shirt next

I am convinced that Nick Jonas is gonna be the Hard Launch guest

the would've won if they had named all of one direction

The video just cutting off in the middle of Phil saying "hope you have a nice day" was just the cherry on top. Phil wasn't kidding when he said this was one of the most unhinged Patreon vids.

How did they not say nick jonas considering they literally made #dick reference in the other video 🤦🏽‍♀️🤣🤣

they could've done their dads for the last two 😭

wow why is there someone with the same name as me

they forgot davis

name 100 phey phems next

Now name 100 non binary people

thinking the queen is alive and brian may is dead.. they’re writing essays about how… interesting you are…

I'm amused that they had their mum's and Veronica on the women list but neither of them thought to put their dads, dan's grandad, or their brothers on the list.

Kimmy jallon is so good

I love kim jallon 🥰

i was expecting anthony head for half the vid until i remembered...

Dads I needed this today. Thank you.

HOW DID YOU NOT GET GERARD WAY I'm dissapointed dads

the nicholas hoult shade 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

thinking of men hurts the brain, I understand why my gay dads failed

ah yes youtube star phil lister

no Gerard Way mention is crazy

That ending😂

no ryan gosling :(

I was just screaming Gerard way at my screen the whole time

kimm jallon 🔥

do all the chris’ look the same or am i just a lesbian

all the men i know are in the first row, good work

their brains work the same way mine does and i do not know whether it’s because that’s just the way it is or because i’ve been watching them for 15 years and have trained my brain to work the way theirs do

losing my mind that phil seems to know jeremy renner from the jeremy renner app.

The pope is alive????

phil lister

Guys how did you not think of Josh Hutcherson he literally haunts you in cardboard form

what a horrible way to celebrate bisexual awareness month thanks dads

The fact Barry Scott isn’t a real person lmaooo

at least we didn’t have the orange man and the lizard in the list

Luigi Mangione was right there 💔

Now what on earth is the word association process that happened from Jude law to taemin

Im shocked that they didn't name Nick Jonas

Well... That escalated quickly - did I expect anything else? No, no I didn't.

can you name 100 non binary people next and start with mel firstpinof

phil’s dad? phil’s brother? pj? any of your friends? guys wtf 😂😂😂

Could Dan not name the man who was in the room

this raised my cortisol

Great ending thanks dads

fuck & fuck the iconic men duo

You would’ve made it if you had named all the members of one direction😤😤😤

You guys forgot Hank and John Green!

“We don’t have time for it to be good” and then the TURN WE TOOK

peak

I love how much time you wasted being picky, lads

if they dont say gerard way im asking patreon for a refund

Taemin? TAEMIN?! Dan Howell I am impressed

guys this is very silly

barry scott 😭😭