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August 26, 2022

Red Killdozer

Red having fun riding on top of a killdozer, suggested by Baconcopter!

This was suggested a while ago, but delayed due to all the July cons.

See also: Expulsion 

Comments (29)

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Jeremy C · August 27, 2022

That is an interestingly specific request

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CrimsonQuill086 · August 27, 2022

"Drive me closer! I want to hit them with my sword!"

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Phoebe Zeitler · August 29, 2022

.......I'm gonna have to paint a Knight-Commander Pask as Red now, huh?

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KaiserDunk · August 27, 2022

“Raaammmmmiiiing SPEEEED!”

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Trenton Bushnell · August 27, 2022

The fact that someone said "No, not again" implies that Red owns the Killdozer and this incident has happened more than once. Twice. Thrice...

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Lord Chaos · August 26, 2022

Which Kill dozer? American, Italian or Movie?

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InTheLionsDen · August 26, 2022

Red, return the orphan's dozer. They worked hard building it.

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Aucere · August 26, 2022

The orphanage was a false front for money laundering

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Devoted Archon · August 26, 2022

My dude… the point of the original killdozer was that it was an act of vengeance against unfair bureaucracy. Having it used on an orphanage seems wrong

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Runeru · August 26, 2022

I... Kinda agree here.. qup the story about the killdozer is kinda sad Qup

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Adrian V. Nunenkamp · August 26, 2022

Needs more cabbages....

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ThingsAreMoving · August 26, 2022

👀 A weapon to surpass Metal Gear!

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G · August 26, 2022

Well, should be fine as long as he steers clear of basements.

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Maztitos · August 26, 2022

Okay I'm gonna give Red the benefit of the doubt and assume that this was supposed to be more of a "let's destroy the awful orphanage where I grew up as revenge" than a "let's kill orphans just for fun" LOL

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Sartharina/Scow2 · August 26, 2022

That's kinda the context of the original rampage, except his target was the city that cut his business off from the grid (street, sewage, water, and power), constantly fined him for not being on the grid, and barring every option he tried to explore to get the grid extended back to his business after the city cut him off, until he finally snapped.

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silver dragonia · August 26, 2022

i do hope it's only a dream he has becouse of the destruction he causes but atleast it's nice to see red again

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Kapłan Sekty Pieczarek · August 26, 2022

How that happened... Drunk Sythe: "Truth or Dare?" Drunk Red: "Dare!"

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silver dragonia · August 26, 2022

well i suppose they shouldn't drink together again after this incident right?

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Richard V. · August 26, 2022

Red: “Drive me closer, I want to hit them with my sword!”

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Nitarius · August 26, 2022

If these orphans had had killdozers themselves, this could have been prevented. They could have at least built some tank barriers, so lazy.

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CrRAR · August 26, 2022

"Hey, who's even driving this thing!?!" *Muffled and echoy battle cry bellows from within* <b><i>"SQUEEEAKKKK!"</i></b>

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Trenton Bushnell · August 27, 2022

*Little V Mills' cover of "U Got That" plays loudly on a Bluetooth speaker thats jostling about in the cabin* (Song for reference: https://youtu.be/j8xoV-v1Yl0 )

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Elie Platt · August 26, 2022

Sometimes reasonable men have to do unreasonable things.

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ChampionOfBagels · August 26, 2022

I have a feeling that this comment section is going to become deliciously politically charged

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ChampionOfBagels · August 26, 2022

Those orphans had it coming

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wayne sampson · August 26, 2022

Red, you are a madman!!!

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Kyle Cope · August 26, 2022

If only the Killdozer could move that fast

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Kathumandu · August 26, 2022

That’s… a bold choice of drawing

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Terra The Wizard · August 26, 2022

hol up, what