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February 5, 2019

Expulsion

The story of how the Red-Haired Guy got expelled from the Templar!

No, but seriously, Red-Haired Guy really was expelled by blowing something up he wasn't supposed to. And also for not being smart enough to do any advanced magic. Not surprising, eh? Suggested by Crimson Quill!

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Lord Chaos · August 26, 2022

Which Kill Dozer? American, Italian or Movie?

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Gabriel Rogers · February 6, 2019

I feel like this was supposed to be a Looking For Group reference: "Hey Now! that orphanage attacked me first"

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Ordithus · February 6, 2019

The world is filled with orphans, but that Topiary requires care and dedication! Yay, a sketch for Red!

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Quite Possibly a Sombrero · August 20, 2019

my GOD man

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Supreme Leader Porg · February 6, 2019

<i>when the trees spoke Vietnamese</i>

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Steve Gloria · February 6, 2019

I feel like at this point knowing Red's real name would just be off-putting

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Kaija · February 5, 2019

"At least, if you want to set something on fire, aim the Orphanage with fur-orphan!!"

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SCD · February 5, 2019

I think Red blew up something that he was suppose to, he helped decrease the surplus population.

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Krahazik's Shipyard · February 6, 2019

I think the problem wasn't the orpganage, I think it was the plant that got him kicked out.

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[NoMiddleInitial] · February 5, 2019

You set one little ol' school on fire and EVERYONE LOSSES THEIR MINDS!

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ICE 氷 · February 6, 2019

It wasn't even the orphanage they were worried about.

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David Albert Jacob · February 5, 2019

XD, what i want to know is, WHAT THE HELL IS RED'S NAME!? and please don't give me the runaround treatment ok? I really would like to know point blank please.

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Léo Hélianthas · February 6, 2019

Probably Reed (close enough to Red, name of a plant, begins with B|R|P) but we'll never know for sure. I think kinda Reed is the convention for now.

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Torbjörn Larsson · February 5, 2019

Red to Templar: "Incendio!" Templar to Red: "Expulso!" Red - Templar 0 - 1.

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FoxbitPlayz · February 5, 2019

*Facepalm Really,[Database Error] REALLY?!

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Jordan Dean Ezekude · February 5, 2019

"Eye of rabbit, harp string hum, turn this water into rum!"

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Dornroschen · February 5, 2019

Ghost log entry 5... So, we where supposed to take out a tower, but the orphanage is on fire. We didn't do that though

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Arent · February 5, 2019

That orphanage attacked me first!

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Miftox 01 · February 5, 2019

"but the spider really was that big and scary! Promise!"

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Miftox 01 · February 5, 2019

I wanted to ask for some time now, is there something like a Twokinds discord server? Or some server where several of you guys are? I really want to improve my English and would appreciate if I could speak to some native speakers🤗

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CrimsonQuill086 · February 5, 2019

Thanks again, Tom, it looks fabulous! It does shed some light on to why Maren is so horrified he tries to blow his way out of Carver's Bubble...Mind, I think that Mrs Silverlock has some skewed priorities....Topiary over an orphanage? Preposterous! Out you go, Red!

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Anira · February 5, 2019

*giggles* this is sad and funny at the same time. Sad cause now the orphans will have to stay with the grand templar himself, funny cause it's the topiary that got hin expelled.

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Estragon · February 5, 2019

It was like that when I got here....

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Kai Solarie · February 5, 2019

So...he burns down the orphanage but he gets expelled because he also set fire to the Grand Templar's topiaries? Makes perfect sense. :D Wonder if he's related to Seamus Finnigan?

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CrimsonQuill086 · February 5, 2019

Perhaps...after all, the latter blew up his feather.

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Ex_04LLZ · February 5, 2019

Well he could have gotten a job as a demolition specialist.

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LifeWulf · February 5, 2019

"Explooooosion!"

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Terra The Wizard · February 5, 2019

"Red, roll for persuasion." "uh oh, it's a 1"

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Natani Wolf (Sykez Wolf) · February 5, 2019

It's just a little Explosion... :c

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Inu-Chan · February 5, 2019

It's still good. It's still good.

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Wolf guy · February 5, 2019

*Facepalm*

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Keith Keiser · February 5, 2019

Oh my! How could you, that bush costed thousands!

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DiDiDi-X · February 5, 2019

He always screw things up.