Skaven Scout
A lone Skaven exists a portal and unfortunately ends up in the middle of a tribe of tiger Keidran, suggested by JohnnyElRojo!
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skraven thought "ok now i should of taken the left portal"
He's thinking. "Least I got a knife....a small knife." Sob.
If he's from clan Eshin, they aren't ready, if he's clan Pestilens or Moulder he's probably not safe to eat, if he's clan Skryre... he's rigged to explode.
Mmm yum.
Skaven lost-adrift yes-yes! Cat-things no-no good, bad-poor slaves!
He's either about to have a really bad time, or a really good time. No in-between.
Let's be honest, whatever happens to him here is a distinct step up from whatever his brethren had planned for him back home. The Great Horned one does NOT protect. Ever.
Poor Skaven Slave... it will be a snack soom :D
RIP little skaven XD
Honestly as long as the Templar don’t learn of Warp Stone, I think the multiverse is okay. I been playing Warhammer for over 10 years in case it wasn’t obvious. (Warp Stones = Giant Green Mana Stones that are 1000% more powerful, but gives off huge amounts of radiation).
Shit happens … and some times it hits the right one … 😇
Skaven keidran in Twokinds?
*chuckles * Im in danger
Looks like he arrived just in time for lunch!
When the murder hobo gets in the wrong neighborhood. XD
Flora twin spotted.
OOPS wrong place and wrong times.
Use your brain as you are Skaven or maybe summon Great Horned God to your assistance
Neat!
My guess is some Clan Skryre Warplock Engineer built some random device, and tested it by throwing the nearest slave attendant at it just to see what happens. Good odds the device exploded/s shortly after, so it’s possible this guy survives longer than the guys on the other side of the portal!
He's cooked
Not yet. However, it looks like the tiger Keidran are making dinner plans.
Raps for you buddy
Now I'm picturing Sythe in the exact same pose inside a tribe of Anthro Mrs. Nibblys all giving him the same look as the ones in this sketch. ;)
Whelp, he's boned. The only question is, metaphorically? Or literally?
Looks like he’s just in time to join them for dinner!
Good one 😆
Death by Snu-Snu! That should also help tenderize him for dinner.
This is absolutely something the skaven would do, realize there isnt warpstone, and then gut themselves because a world without warpstone is not a world worth living in
Dinner is served. Although given the Skaven lifestyle one bite will be all anyone takes.
No Warpstone to be found in these lands me thinks-thinks. Best run-run, flee-flee.
Run! Before their big cat to small cat rat hunting instincts finish kicking in (I see you licking your chops Dahlia). Funniest thing would be a follow up where she drops him on the communal bed. He’s playing dead, and unsure what happens next.
It was at that moment he knew he'd messed up.
Plot twist. They see that he's all skin and bones, so they offer him some food.
Bro is dead
As someone once said…. (Record scratch) (freeze frame). (Morgan Freeman’s voice)……”It was at this moment that he realised he’d f**ked up.”
Fun fact. Never played Warhammer, so all my knowledge of Skaven comes from Yawg.
I wouldn't eat that who knows what it's picked up in the skaven lands.
That sound you hear is the lunch bell…
Well I'll be, this is not what I expected to see! Much exciting, yes-yes.
Rat dude...just walk back to the portal slowly and don't break eye contact. And if that doesn't work, well...it's been nice knowing you 😆😅
"oh no NO it appears I'm going to die DIE!"
assuming they live im wondering what happens to em, given the lack of horned rat presence and lack of warpstone, also dang they are skin an bones.
XD poor traveler lizard man XD
Rat, not lizard. :p
LOL! Could not stop laughing for almost five minutes.
You have a few seconds to run back into the portal.... Unless its of those dastardly one-way portals.
Tigers may not want to eat that, they don’t know where it’s been
Random Tigress: "Wait, we can get food delivered all the way out here? Awesome!"
🤣🤣🤣
you don't wanna touch that thing, and definitely not eat it
Skaven: Uh oh... I'm in danger am I...
Skaven: Mommy...
I wouldn’t eat Skaven. Lord knows what they’ve got in them.
warpstone I'd wager. stuff's nasty.
Dinner time!
He done did a goof
I knew I should have called in sick today.
Ooh, fresh meat! The one at the top right was definitely taking a nap just a moment ago 😁
Not really familiar with the blighted spire, but I feel bad for the rat.
Don't eat that, you don't know where it's been!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 But he smells just like the little ones! We could all share! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
...Oh shiv.
Oh crap-crap! Great Horned Rat saved me!
Keidran ending up in the Blighted Spire is going to end rather quick
Hopefully it's just the one... once those guys start showing up they usually don't stop.
cute!
Ohh That is a Bad time for the Poor Boy
I feel bad for the rat🥲
Hmm this is going to go one of two ways
I hope they just kill him for there sake. If they eat him there definitely going to get a disease and if they... Well same thing.
Narrator Voice: "That's when he knew he messed up." 🐯😋
*record scratch* “yeah, that’s me…”
On the bright side he's gonna go out like a man
Yes yes announted with sacred bbq sauce for warp warp tavel
Vermin tide(-you-over-until-dinner)
Death By Snu Snu!
No, death by dinner!
Are you a fellow devotee of the Black Library?
I don't think the Great Horned Rat's protection will help against a dozen hungry tigers that just got a jumbo sized rat burger meal delivered to their home.
They have their feet wrapped. They were expecting to scout out the Basitins but I think they took a wrong turn at the Albuquerque portal hub.
To shreds you say?
If they do eat him, they will have a rather unpleasant time afterwards, considering the the stuff skaven are exposed to ...that said that skaven probably would have ended up dead anyway from any number of things, backstabbing, poison, violent experimentation, torture, famine and turned into something far more gruesome, well that is before he passed through the portal...
Ladies, you don't want to eat that. You're going to want to kill it with fire, and then get every vaccine known to man ... and Keidran.
Baaaaad day to be a Warp-touched rat. Seriously kitties, don't eat that, you don't want to know where it's been, just swipe its head off and bury it out back in the garden for fertilizer. Might end up with a truly epic batch of catnip.
Welp. Hope he's good at Snu Snu. He's dead either way but that's certainly preferable to the alternative 😏
I don't think you want snu snu with that. All the heavy duty condoms in the world aren't going to be able to fend off the stuff that guy's got.
Now I need more skaven, he looks cuuute X3
So many tigers 👀😳
A what now?
a warhammer ratkin, a rather intersting species to read up on if you ever get into the lore
Well I'll be - first some Skaven; hope we get some Lizardmen in the future!
Reminds me of Picture drawn by Frederick Anderson, entitled "Misplacer Beast." Same scenario, but exchange the Skaven scout for a displacer beast and the tiger tribe for a Lawful Good Paladin convention.
I remember that picture. Love his art.
Doordash is here! (Or should it be more like "Portaldash" ?
Bro is either a “snack” or dinner. Either way he’s cooked.
To many tiger-things. Run-scamper away!
“I am screwed-dead I see-see…”
better have a good steak on you
He IS the stake
These Cats caught a Big Rat
He's dinner
Rats!
Surrounded by a bunch of tigers, my man's pelvis is about to be destroyed lol :)
Ooooh.... Dat poor snack. 😰
He’s about to get pounced unless he has a yarn ball 🧶. 😭
Looks like he forgot to attune the warpstone. Classic Skaven L
It seems the scout failed-screwed up, now he's lunch-dinner!
This will either be very bad, or very good for him
welp he's he's going to be screwed bone dry as i see alot of wmen here
exists -> exits
In more ways than one for this poor idiot-fool.
One does not squirt the musk of fear to know the legs down turned slightly wet and brown
"This has not gone well"
Quick Kill it!