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January 20, 2025

The Mekkan Calendar

How many days in a month, months in a year, and significant dates, suggested by Orekh! Unfortunately, I just don't know a lot of significant dates, as I haven't really spent a lot of time writing out the historical lore to such granularity. At least, not events I'm willing to discuss yet. But it is true that every month has exactly four weeks of 28 days, so each month's numbers are always in the same place. All the names of the months are translated from their language to ours for your convenience. What's the 13th month? Uh... untranslatable.

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Oswald · July 24, 2025

Planetary aspects of Mekkan as far as I know: -Star: G2? -Semi Major Axis: 1 AU (based on the year length), -Eccentricity: N/A (likely very low) , -Mass: ? (likely 1 earth mass) - Radius: probably like earth -Gravity: likely 1 g -Axial tilt: N/A - Day length: 24 hours probably due to year length -Average temperature: Probably same as earth but could be a bit colder -Atmospheric composition: Assuming same as earth, -Atmospheric pressure: probably same as earth, Edit: trying to make a list lie this on pateron is a pain

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MigunoOS · August 14, 2025

well it has a tilt since they have seasons, given that they arent incredibly harsh its probably similar to earth's tilt

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Darcy Foster · March 12, 2025

What about hours in a day

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Joe · February 4, 2025

Karen having 4th wall powers is my favorite lore fact

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aleš petrovič · July 2, 2025

Well she has 4d hearing (link here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/4d-audio-132213871)

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Mika Kyubi · February 2, 2025

The thirteenth month is Calibration, meant to normalize any variations on the calendar. The significance might vary based upon culture - either as a good time of the year or ill-omened due to being "outside" the rest of the year. A time for supernatural things to occur good and ill.

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RivCA · February 18, 2025

Ooh, I like that name! Maybe change the name to something akin to Latin or Greek, though. I'm using Tom's idea for thirteen months, and throwing in leap years every four years. On Earth (IRL) we also dropped leap days except for every 400 years on the century marks, as the Earth is just a little faster than that. I also have leap days and the Winter Solstice be not counted on my calendars. When leap days aren't counted, it's on the summer solstice, and in both instances, I'm having them be treated as holidays, with emphasis on the "holy" aspect; men have been found dead when forcing others to work on such days.

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Your name · January 22, 2025

Call the 13th month Kei

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IcyNightMedic · January 22, 2025

I've honestly heard about this, but companies don't want it because then they'd have to pay their workers technically more per month and government's won't be making as much from taxation. But that's just a theory! A geographic theory! lol

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Crimson Dragon · January 22, 2025

I feel the need to ask how old Nora is...

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feralcat52 · January 21, 2025

Very cool! I'd like to see more about the world the Twokinds characters live in.

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Netari Icefyng · January 21, 2025

Why does maren have darker skin than her sister is it something to do with the curse that gave her keidran ears?

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Aaron Peterson · January 21, 2025

It's Karen that has the darker skin. And in addition to the Keidran ears, she also has a very thin layer of fur. That's what makes her "skin" look darker. As an aside, does she not have a tail in the Sketchverse?

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Netari Icefyng · January 21, 2025

Karen:4th wall break go BRRR

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Orlet Soir · January 21, 2025

Well if going by the classic Julian calendar names and continue the September (7th) - October (8th) - November (9th) - December (10th) chain, then it would be logical to have the 13th month called Undecimber (11th). As for why the 12th month of the calendar is literally named "Tenth", you'll have to ask the Ancient Romans.

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The Retired Cereal Dragon · January 21, 2025

Smarch, obviously. The weather's lousy. Also March should be the first month of the year so that the numbered months make sense, that way "Smarch" can be short for "second March" and it can be a metaphor for the marching forward of time.

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The Retired Cereal Dragon · January 21, 2025

Yes I am turning my stupid Simpsons reference into a thing that actually makes sense now.

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Iago24 · January 21, 2025

Terry Pratchett's Discworld has a month between June and July called Grune. So the thirteenth doesn't necessarily have to be the last month of the year!

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The Retired Cereal Dragon · January 21, 2025

eyy a discworld fan, but doesn't the Discyear have sixteen months and eight seasons?

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Combak · January 21, 2025

I've seen a calendar like this somewhere... I think they called the extra month Sol.

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Riley Welker · January 21, 2025

My birthday is also Nov 18! Seems I share a special day with yet another cartoon character! For those who are wondering, it's Mickey Mouse.

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Matt A · January 21, 2025

If you fix September, October, and November while you're at you are the best ever

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Chalupacabra · January 21, 2025

The 13th month is Octember; it's just the second Christmas Month, of course

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AstroChaos · January 21, 2025

The 13th month is usually just called "Bob" The reasons why are long and murky but it doesn't REALLY matter... it's Bob either way 😉

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Mr great ape · January 21, 2025

They both looks cute in lab coat 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

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Onyx Dragon 388 · January 21, 2025

I know it’s not the point of the art piece, but lab coat Maren is hot

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Todd Zircher · January 21, 2025

I'm a big fan of the 13 month calendar with a day or two at the end of the year to align it for the next year.

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Joe · January 21, 2025

Untranslatable is my favorite word in these situations. Does that mean Tom is going to have to name a month?!

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Cliff Warden · January 21, 2025

More than one month was named after the guy who declared it. So Tomber? Fichemb(er)?

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Cafe Krieg · January 21, 2025

Karen doesn’t strike me as one to keep track of time XD

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eddi_TBH · January 21, 2025

Except for her birthday and any other day cake is served.

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Orekh · January 21, 2025

Thank you so much, this sketch means a lot to me! And yes, I was expecting to hear just about birthdays or something, so the sketch lives up to expectations despite what Maren said.

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Ordithus · January 21, 2025

Maren is CUTE with glasses!

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Tonks Moriarty · January 21, 2025

Depending on where the extra month lies, converting to our calendar, Karen and Maren's birthdays actually land on Oct 25th (assuming the extra month is after November), or November 22nd (assuming the extra month is before November).

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Tonks Moriarty · January 21, 2025

Ofc the 13th Month is called Keith... no-one's quite sure why... even Keith!

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AetherSprite224 · January 21, 2025

Well of course we know what the 13th month is called--obviously, it's Decembuary.

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TrueWolves · January 20, 2025

I personally would love if we used a 13 month calendar in real life. You can fit exactly 13 months with 4 weeks a month, always starting on a Monday and ending on a Sunday. New Years Day and Leap Year would then be their own special weekless days on the last weekend of the year. (so it go New Month 28th Sunday > New Years Day > Leap Year Day (if needed) > Jan 1st Monday) This would make every holiday much more consistent and probably even save money for organizations on planning/scheduling. As for a name? Eh, I say name it Sol after the sun. It's a relatively culturally-neutral addition that way, but any name will do.

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ijuinkun · January 27, 2025

Weekless days are a no-go for the Abrahamic religions, who insist that their day of worship happen exactly every seven days with no exceptions. People get VERY insistent when they think that their afterlife is on the line.

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ElderScrollsMekkan · January 20, 2025

Rofl! Great fourth wall joke there tom xD

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durandle · January 20, 2025

but translated for our convenience september, october, november, december should be months 7-10 not 9-12

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okami-zero · January 21, 2025

Yea, blame the Caesars for that one. XD

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Dragonte · January 20, 2025

So... 13 month, each with 28 day, 364 days. November 18th, is the day number 326 in the Year in the TK calendar. So, it's equivalent in our calendar (the Gregorian calendar) is... November 22th.

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ijuinkun · January 27, 2025

I am guessing that their calendar epoch is counting from the establishment of the unified Human kingdom or something.

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Anonymous1988 · January 20, 2025

Maren: "Where, exactly, did you obtain your teaching credentials?" Karen: "My what? I'm wearing a lab coat and glasses, isn't that enough?"

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J. Martin Laursen · January 21, 2025

You also need a clipboard.

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Joshu Kel'Machan · January 20, 2025

More lore! Yesss!

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Matty Butler · January 20, 2025

This also confirms that Maren is 21 years old and Karen is 17, although due to having one less day per year, physically speaking they would be much younger than you or I would be at the same age. There's probably some maths to figure out how much which I'm not smart enough to come up with.

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Fukata · January 20, 2025

Not much younger. 1 day per year at 21 is less than a month. It won't even add up to a whole year in old age.

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coredumperror · January 20, 2025

13th month? Keidranuary.

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Wizard Stan · January 20, 2025

Does the planet make perfect day-period orbits of the sun then? Or do they have a leap situation where every few years they just add an extra day that needs to be ignored to keep the calendars lined up nicely?

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Drazgon · January 20, 2025

Eternal has adjusted movement of the planet so an year has exact whole number of days for a nice calendar without leap years.

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Drazgon · January 20, 2025

I heard somewhere, maybe in chat, that their year is about twice as long as ours. Is it true? Are their day is longer than ours?

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okami-zero · January 21, 2025

Mathing it out, their year is 364 days, so one less than ours (our leap years notwithstanding).

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Ard Rí Sídhe Dragon · January 20, 2025

Well, since december is actually the tenth month, the thirteenth month would be the eleventh, so undecember... 😂

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SCD · January 20, 2025

Karen: Yeah, Tom. Maren: Who's Tom? Karen: He's the creator of our world, and everything that lives on it. Maren: ...... (Immediately calls the local mental institution)

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Brendon Freshner · January 20, 2025

*beep* "Hello, Tom's Pizza! We deliver!"

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Kanohi Horder · January 20, 2025

I don't know about everyone else but the energy of this little lore thing gives me the thought that Karen was meant to be a potential secondary mascot of two kinds she just has the energy

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Darkest Sword · January 20, 2025

Nice to keep track of things!

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Professor Ryuusei · January 20, 2025

Wait, there are 13 months in the world of Mekkan? That’s shocking. And all the months have 28 days too?

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Glenn Sellers · January 20, 2025

Which means their year is 364 days long, one day shorter than ours.

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Greenguyz · January 20, 2025

You should make the 13th month Tomember

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Thed Preston · January 20, 2025

That would be a month Tomemeber

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wjd1206 · January 20, 2025

I wish I had more time in a day! Haven't been on Discord in ages for anything but family...

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MigunoOS · January 20, 2025

time to use physics to determine planetary characteristics

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wjd1206 · January 20, 2025

🤣🤣 I don't speak math! You're on your own!🤣🤣

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Wilford B. Wolf · January 20, 2025

Welp, Karen broke the fourth wall. Again.

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TheLoreMaker · January 20, 2025

Hasn't the whole comic only taken place over five months or something?

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Thomas Fischbach · January 20, 2025

Pretty much, yeah.

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Beck Carmine · January 20, 2025

I feel like we should talk Calander events during a stream or something.

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G · January 20, 2025

Tbf since November and December both literally mean the 9th and 10th month, I seriously doubt you could come up with a worse name for a 13th 😂

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Spillthefire6 · January 20, 2025

Humans came around 400 years ago from their continent right? We can assume they set this up after they discovered Mekkan 461 years ago

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Volpethrope · January 20, 2025

Based on the timing, it's probably based on when they established their nation here.

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wayne sampson · January 20, 2025

That's really informative. thanks

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RemyHindle · January 20, 2025

Lore drop, awesome know about the setting and time! :) Also, looks like the people of Mekkan followed the proposed idea by Moses B. Cotsworth or the lunar calendar

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Spillthefire6 · January 20, 2025

Lore gifts be dropping

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Stephen Gilberg · January 20, 2025

The 13th month is Ophiuchus.

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viiperfang · January 20, 2025

the 13th month is October2, Electric Boogaloo.

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ThatManGareth · January 20, 2025

Karen, spot looking at the nonexistent camera. You’re going to give your sister an existential crisis. Those experimental spells really did a number on Karen. XD

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M · January 20, 2025

May we please get a list of character birthdays?

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Terra The Wizard · January 20, 2025

lousy smarch weather

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okami-zero · January 21, 2025

Same hat! 🤣🤣🤣

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Rook Prime · January 20, 2025

C'mon. Everyone knows the 13th month is Febtober.

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ChampionOfBagels · January 20, 2025

LORE DROP LORE DROP LORE DROP LORE DROP!

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Taylor · January 20, 2025

Karen over here breaking the 4th wall