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November 14, 2025

WARHAMMER Confess Your Sins

[Early Access]
Hello Patrons,
Last week we asked if you wanted to see this video sooner rather than later and it seemed like a lot of you did. So here it is, Warhammer confess your sins. We've got a few bigger political videos in the works and we'll show those to you early when they're ready.

There's still a lot going on behind the scenes and we don't know when we'll be back posting. In a few days we'll post a Q&A thread to give you patrons some more content while we're away.

Thanks for sticking with us,
The FJ Crew

Comments (20)

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Oliver Eyre · November 25, 2025

Not computer repair exactly, but while I was studying cert 4 IT at TAFE I also had a casual job doing IT helpdesk at a private school. Absolute bottom rung shit kicker job where at least one third of my day was just walking around campus changing toner cartridges in printers and flattening boxes for the recycling skip. One day I got a call from one of the teachers in their office asking for help to adjust their monitor. This was around 2003 when CRT monitors were still common, and after unsuccessfully trying to explain how to adjust the tilt over the phone I just walked over there and did it. Maybe she was just lonely? Also one time the senior IT guy asked me to fetch him some food from the canteen and add tomato sauce to it. Being young and stupid I accidentally put chilli sauce on instead because I didn't realise the red/orange squeeze bottle was not the same as the standard red one. He couldn't eat it, oops...

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DMK · November 24, 2025

Fake video. Beard should have been on neck.

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Warren Eriksson · November 23, 2025

Tradies. You wouldn’t believe the shit that goes on.

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Cyber Nerd · November 22, 2025

Not an IT repair story but I sure as shit can give you some choice confessions from the IT security industry

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wuhwombok · November 17, 2025

(for the computer repair confession) I used to work at an Apple Reseller. One time this guy came in and complained his MacBook mouse kept jumping around his screen all the time. I asked him to show me. He opens a word document and starts typing and shortly after, the mouse starts to jump around. "SEE? I TOLD YOU" he says and demands the MacBook gets replaced. I look down to see his wrist bent and touching the laptop trackpad. I told him to raise his wrists and it should stop happening. He does but shortly after typing a few words, his wrists start to fall again and it makes the mouse pointer jump again. "See it's not my wrists!" he says. Even though I can clearly see his wrists are slumped ontop of the trackpad again. I point out that his wrists are still ontop of the track pad, but he insists the MacBook is faulty. I ask him to wait a minute. I go behind the counter, find a small piece of cardboard and put it ontop of the trackpad to block it. I ask him to try again and what do you know, the mouse pointer stops jumping. He grumbles something and leaves the store.

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Daniel Quast · November 23, 2025

Should have cut out a white bit of Cardboard with the apple symbol on it, and sold it to him as a Apple Laptop Trackpad Cover.

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it's just taylor · November 16, 2025

Only the 1 shitting story

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Ahmad · November 15, 2025

Based

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six triceratops · November 14, 2025

hahaha was that me i bet that was me lol

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KnockKnockitstheKGB · November 14, 2025

Yessssss YESSSSS WARHAMMER CONTENT

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dingo · November 14, 2025

Can you do a farmers/ cowboys/ rural workers confess their sins

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Harry · November 14, 2025

Yay! More warhammer!

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Marcus Ehrlich · November 14, 2025

Nah. I enjoyed it.

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Sam Null · November 14, 2025

FUCKING FINALLY

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Victor Baldwin · November 14, 2025

It's about damn time, I can rest easy now

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Prison Mike · November 14, 2025

FJ team can you get him to watch 90 day fiance or Before the 90 days shows. Something akin to his MAFS watch and react content. Plus there are a couple of weirdos, neckbeards and autistic folks that I think he will enjoy watching.

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THOMAS · November 14, 2025

Booo. Warhammer content is dogshit

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GlassRoo · November 14, 2025

Bro you better get off your phone and back on the tracks the Fat Controller's fucking ropable

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Darien M · November 14, 2025

Just chiming in to say that I despise the 'confess your sins' series... Don't understand why we need to produce brain rot slop along side the highest quality journalism in the country maybe the world.. 😂 I feel the same way about my prime minister's moonlighting as fucking craft beer hipsters

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Darren Fleming · November 14, 2025

Yeah. Got to agree.