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November 7, 2025

Shane Wars: The Boomer Strikes Back

[Early Access]

Hello Patrons,
We filmed this one a few weeks back and it got delayed due to everything going on. This is the exciting next chapter in the ongoing saga: SHANE WARS. Shane Dowling has struck back with damning evidence of Jordan's misdeeds... by once again misinterpreting outdated mainstream media articles and making stuff up.

If you missed any of the earlier video responses we've made about Shane have a look at the Youtube page.

We're still working a lot of stuff out behind the scenes and don't have many updates for you at this time. One big piece of news though in case you missed it, look up what happened with the head of Four Corners.

Thank you all so much for your support during this time, we don't know where we'd be without all of you. Without the patrons we couldn't do this dangerous work and take the time to figure things out behind the scenes. We'll be back with another early video next week, likely a comedy video. Sound off in the comments if you want to see Warhammer confess your sins sooner rather than later!

We'll be back!
The FJ Crew

Comments (43)

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Hjnintendofan · August 28, 2026

Did Jordon forget to post this on YT, or is this just a patreon exclusive forever?

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Imogen IB · December 4, 2025

👍

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Vycan · November 14, 2025

This is what Joe Rogan should be! (Before he actually starting making *some* sense)

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Mamabee & DadAussie · November 12, 2025

Can we PLEASE get some more Round the Twist references in the future!

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Aaron W · November 11, 2025

Just took a tour to Shanes YT channel. Im in actual disbelief that people are in support of the dementia ridden peanut. They need a bullet as much as old Shane'o does. Wow.

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Matt CLARKE · November 10, 2025

When are you going to do something on how captured Labor is to the Israel lobby and shit on the environment? Oh and shit on housing. Oh and having worse transparency than the shitful Libs.

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JMu3 · November 10, 2025

When are you going to get albo-pilled instead of zero-effort ragebaiting - https://www.albosteezy.com/

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Darien M · November 10, 2025

How can Jordan do everyones voice so impeccably is he Satan or something?

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Darien M · November 10, 2025

Whos this Jordan guy

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Griffo 1337 · November 9, 2025

Can you please make a Bonkey Kong tee?

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bob kay · November 9, 2025

I reckon Shane-o’s taken some 🤑 from certain figures who are quite ✌️anti Fj✌️individuals who are just diverting Fj prod teams attention actual real journalism work… not knowing where ShaneO’s intent is as it seems his making some quid along the way 😞

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Ains · November 8, 2025

He’s on x2 speed and is still too unbearable for my ADHD arse to listen too. He’d be easier to listen to with one of those digital amplified things people with throat cancer use to speak.

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timmy3069 · November 8, 2025

Can't wait for Greens Gary Orsum's response once Jordies comes out of exile because of Shane's mate

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A Ed · November 8, 2025

Only Shane possesses the ability to SEE the true meaning in Kevin Rudd's book The Avoidable War, which contains a hidden code on how the corrupt pedo establishment can avoid consequences.

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Al Goormay · November 8, 2025

Nice shirt. Are they on your website? Hope things are on the up for you and all around you.

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ELON Fan · November 8, 2025

This patreon has boomed. Thanks to Charlie (penguinz0)

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Rick' · November 7, 2025

Maybe the Liberals have Shane on payroll and his only task is to keep Jordan distracted from other things.

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timmy3069 · November 12, 2025

More likely that one family that we can't talk about that forces Jordies into exile for 3 of the last 4 summers

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Karin Stokes · November 7, 2025

I'm amused to see you wearing the Kangaroo Court of Oz merch. I bought Shane's book, got about 10 pages in and now use it as a door stop as it is so dense. AND, whilst I'm bitchin', I know you know he's not a Boomer, but until you come up with a catchy single word for X-generation (X-er or X-ite perhaps?) I guess I'll just have to sigh and let it pass.

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Stephen Crane · November 7, 2025

Shane Dishrag Dowling. He is to journalism what Humphrey B Bear was to cardiothoracic surgery.

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John Winkelbach · November 7, 2025

I might be a bit stupid but 2x is a bit to fast for me, I can't make half the words out. ESL here so not only not Australian but not even one of the other, inferior, english speaking countries. I know it's rumbling anyway but still. A biiiiit too fast.

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ching hamburger · November 7, 2025

See if you can slow the video down with the playback speed. It should slow it down to an understandable ramblings

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Dan S · November 7, 2025

Can't wait to speed up that Shane segment when this gets uploaded to YT so i can listen to it at x4 speed

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ELON Fan · November 8, 2025

And that one bit that will be like 40x speed

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DMK · November 7, 2025

How does Shane keep making videos - he has no information to deliver (he actively makes listeners dumber) and delivers his trash so badly.

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DMK · November 7, 2025

I heard that Jordan Shanks is actually an undercover North Korea spy who moonlights as big foot and a UFO. It is just what I heard and I haven't seen Jordies deny it.

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Alex Isaac · November 7, 2025

Harold gribble. Love it.

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Blake Walden · November 8, 2025

"Oi, give us ya fuckin' lighthouse ya ginger cunt!"

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John Smith · November 7, 2025

I love a good video on Shane. He really brings it on himself.

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julie-anne brett · November 7, 2025

try again, plain jealous. I thought that I had gotten rid of this bloody spell-check thing.

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julie-anne brett · November 7, 2025

Isn't 'Imbecile Shane' a wanted criminal, or did he make that up as a futile attempt to garner sympathy?

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Korey Connor · November 7, 2025

Warhammer confess your sins? Oh god yes, also, Redditors confess your sins would be just another way to laugh at incels... 😂

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Thomas · November 7, 2025

I wouldn’t mind the Warhammer video coming out sooner. Also, “It’s important we hold our teams to the highest editorial standards,” an ABC spokesperson said. “We won’t comment further while this process is under way.” AND “the ABC has stressed there is no suggestion the resignation is related to the probe.” Scum.

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Alex Isaac · November 7, 2025

He did another video this week Linking albo and Jordan to the childcare working with children checks failing now too. But Jordan is still touring so it can't be that unsafe?

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Ly Tong · November 7, 2025

You're playing Shane slightly too fast. Very hard to wank to.

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George · November 7, 2025

Where do we respond for Warhammer confess your sins? Shit I have some stories. I used to play competitively.

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Nathan Croucher · November 7, 2025

i dont mind the guy, he's not the real enemy. kick up.

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Alex Isaac · November 7, 2025

He has linked Jordan to any pdf issue lately

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Jared Nastasi · November 7, 2025

ATP I wouldn’t be surprised if bob katter went to the island

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Jared Nastasi · November 7, 2025

Dare I mention his Lebanese decent?

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Veledris · November 7, 2025

I'm so happy we have a new boomer to bully since Gary fell off

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Friendlyjordies · November 7, 2025

Oh, and in response to the Kevin Rudd teaser in this video here's the big scoop. We actually don't have a record of how much he put towards the legal fund but we think it was $1,000.

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julie-anne brett · November 7, 2025

I wish I'd matched it. Has it occurred to anyone that 'Stoopid Shane' is just plane jealous of Rudd, Jordan, and anyone else who just happens to functionally literate in one or more languages?