Patreon Suggestion Thread
Hello Patrons,
For all the new people here this is something we do every month. We're collecting video ideas from you and will make a poll in a few days with the most popular topics. We'll then produce the winner of the poll and look into some of the other popular suggestions.
Comment below with what videos you'd like to see! If you see something you're interested in, give that comment a like. That will help us choose what goes in the poll.
Thank you all for your support because it literally keeps the channel afloat,
The FJ Crew
Comments (141)
Jess Wilson, seemingly sane leader of Vic Liberal party. What does it mean for Vic Labor?
A review of HAFF
how about something on labor trying to make FoI paid / saying its costing taxpayers too much...
Aquarium tour
Hi Jordies Team, The story of how our media got so fucked. I used to buy the Sydney Morning Herald and watch the ABC. I've always voted Labor. Now I can't stand mainstream media any more. I still vote Labor, but I feel the working class get ignored when money and careers are involved. What happened. You remember the days of Whitlam, Keating.....
Eshays confess your sins
Explainer video on Sovereign Citizens, what are they, why are they, where are they typically? I think they're our version of 'free men of the land' from the USA but I don't know much about them either. I think their delusion stems from not wanting to pay tax? Given they're shooting cops and were being courted by the liberals recently it might be worth it.
An update on the darling river video
Australian news media oligopoly and what alternatives have we realistically got
Would love to see jordies cover the health scope situation or privatisation of NT prisons and its spiraling overpopulation crisis the nt libs are helping exacerbate
Queenslander shill but I’d love you guys to look at the current handling of the Teachers EB in Queensland under the Bruz LNP. Growing more grim by the day
Trump and the inevitable politicizing of the World Cup, eg with Boston already
Hey Jordan. There's plenty of shade being thrown around at Labor right now. Lobbying, broken promises, etc. A round up addressing these would be cool. Cheers mate!
In depth funding breakdown of popular news companies / commonly cited sources i.e. The Australia Institute? (I am gambling on the off chance you'll look at british / EU news corps but hey ho). Also more on the McBride situation (if not legally compromising for you/ David McBride).
Paul Keating Interview - I wanna see Jordies cum himself on camera
A video on Labor's proposed whistleblower reform and how it plans to strengthen whistleblower protections. Also, insight into the ATO whistleblower Richard Boyle’s case and a follow up on the war crime whistleblower David McBride, who's been in prison since last year and just recently lost his appeal. Read the ABC’s recent article on David McBride, and they're still taking credit for exposing the alleged war crimes, going as far to say McBride had the opposite intention? Wild
I've said it before and I'll say it again, Dave's Dinnerz!
New England up for grabs. Could this be the Nationals version of Bennelong to the Liberals?
Well One Nation is now polling above the Greens so there's that. Also I believe the social media ban may be remembered as a positive legacy of Albanese like Superannuation was for Keating, but the rollout is so chaotic that it's gonna swing young voters away from Labor.
Wayne swans legacy since he is retiring from the ALP
Id like to hear about the massive influence of Zionists on Australian politics
N A K E D O R A N G E S
Dunno if it's enough to warrant a whole video or just be a part in a larger video about rental bullshit, but I've had 2 real estate companies I've rented off try and force me onto a rental payment app that fucking charges a fee to tenants to pay their own rent. Now in QLD they have to, by law, provide a payment option that does not incur a fee but they won't let you know this unless you insist on paying by bank deposit.
I'm not sure if you addressed this yet in a video format, but.. would it be possible to do a video explaining Australia's political parties and their ideologies to outsiders? For example: Liberals in Australia are -not- the same as Liberals in, say North America, Aussie Greens are quite a bit different from Greens elsewhere, etc. Also, as an historical topic, I'd be really interested to learn a little bit more about Indigenous Australians and their role in Australian government/lack thereof.
Journalists Who Attacked Me: Where Are They Now? (part two)
Most annoying minister during question time
Ranking labor prime ministers, be ibterested to hear your opinion on this.
I took way too long to sign up here. You guys all do amazing work on the channel, and fwiw, I appreciate you Jordan. Can you guys look into New Platí, aka Fairfield and all the crossover between ‘ndrangheta figures and local politics. Or the white washing of Griffith’s history now that certain families are worth millions. Let me know if it’s something you guys are interested in, I might be able to help with some context.
Hay Jordan, I think you're a bit of a fuckwit cunt. But I appreciate what you and your team do. So im happy to kick you guys a $130 a month, so you can keep doing it. This is my first and only Patreon, because everyone else i follow, make content that enough people watch.
Why the Wanna be like Trump Liberal Party is headkicking Aboriginals any chance they get. As a Victorian I was disgusted by the VicLibs saying they will repeal the first TREATY signed in Australia - a treaty that was negotiated in Victoria for the last 12 years mostly with bipartisan support. Why can't Liberals lead instead of following the lowest racist vile policies to shore up their fascist appeal?
I know one of your niche interests that is brought up as a joke is Warhammer 40K, but have you ever read any of the books GW puts out through their Black Library publishing arm? Not to brag, but I do have a book signed by Dan Abnett.
For the Emporer
Paul Keating interview
Oh shit I think I want this now too.
Hey Jordy. Thanks for your journalism so far in Australia. Do you think you can cover the discrepancy between the legislation of awards and our actual working conditions? Disregarding overtime and the 38 hour work week just seems normal here. I work for a major Australian business and for some reason my contract says 40hours "salary", hours 8-5. My partner works overtime till midnight in architecture for free. Like what gives? Why can't businesses follow the rules? No one says anything?
thats the difference between the minium award and whats above award in wages. also if your on a salery your expected to get the work allocated done in your standard hours if your not then no ot, so ether need to say the work load is excessive for time given and renegonate or stop doing it. the 40 hours is ether an adgrement to work the extra hours as part of the eba or the additional extra time worked gives you a rostered day off, so 42 hours one week 36 the next. talk to your union rep about it they can prob give background on it more for your company.
Jordan reacts to Jujutsu Kaisen
Cover the repealing of Barillaro’s 2018 Brumby bill! It happened on Thursday in NSW Parliament. The only media covering the story are (shockingly) Sky, 2GB, and The Telegraph. It’s a massive win for yourself, the Queen of the Bush Helen Dalton, Dr John McGirr, and conservationists across this country. The NSW Nats are trying to put up a fight - Helen Dalton had a hilarious grab talking about the Nats position on this issue. I may email you guys a link to the only news report on it. It’s a good yarn, but no one’s talking about it!
Thoughts on the Daily Aus or the Freedom of Information saga would be good
Hastie and the your take on what appears to be fractalization of the liberal factions vs. the structure now imbedded into the Labor party?
With the news around Barnaby wanting to go to Redneck Liberals, aka One Nation. Do a video on how One Nation has helped the Liberals at elections over the last 25 years
I’d like to see a take on the Great Forest National Park in Victoria after the success of the Great Koala National Park in NSW getting approved. Also Dave’s Dinnerz.
You’ve gotta respond to the really stupid content on TikTok, it’s coming from literally every angle
Esp. medical misinformation..
Jordies doing impressions of every single Australian Prime Minister
Especially Harold Holt!
Why hasn't anyone mentioned the damn Oranges yet!? Give it!
Investigation into; Morris Iemma Rose Jackson Or a video review of some of shane dowlings "journalism "
Australia post confess your sins
A video about how shit Labor is. Plenty of material. May need about 10 episodes.
You're in the wrong place buddy. Go to punters politics if you want that. Or sky news. Mostly misinformation though.
Old video reactions
A full read through of the Nicki Minaj and Cardi B tweets from this article https://www.complex.com/music/a/alex-ocho/cardi-b-nicki-minaj-beef-tweets-everything-they-said
Trade routes and threats to security in East and South-East Asia.
I know itll be a very small right leaning independent party but Reform Australia and how it will just end up being like a stock standard Clive Palmer party
There’s a new group of Liberal party influencers that are getting pretty big. Sam Bamford, Big Chocky and The Adelaide Set. All 200K plus followers. Mega dumb but very loud and aggressive. Could be some funny videos.
Young liberals CONFESS YOUR SINS
Make a video about what it would take for Australia to be a true sovereign country, outside of America’s control. What would it take for us to be responsible for our own defence? What it would take for Australia to fend off the relentless American attacks that would inevitably follow? How we would monetise our abundant resources despite the sanctions America would impose upon us? What sort of government would be required to maintain our sovereignty and still function domestically under all of the relentless pressure from the American Empire abroad, as countries like Russia, Cuba and North Korea do (probably not a liberal democracy).
Sounds like a Mr M thing. But given no country is independent of anyone anymore. It's just populist BS imo.
Parliament expansion video!
DAVES DINNERZ
Trolling Crikey for doing a livestream of trying to do as many frivolous FOI requests as possible
The truth about crime in Victoria. The same shit that Rupert the Phone Hacker (watching The Hack) pulled for the Finoccio in N.T. and the Finocchio in Queensland is happening in Victoria.
This
Unionism rates and trends, inc. Australia v the world.
Investigate the Murwillumbah Rail Trail and how it got approved.
A tier list with jordies rating all his enemies over the years, a few examples: Gary orsum (undisputed S tier) Clive Palmer Bruz Alexandra Smith Fergus Hunter Other dickhead journos over the years Gladys
Few more I thought of: Scomo Malcolm Turnbull (s tier purely for aristocratic parodies) Dutton The rest of the dodge ram importers Murray darling water culprits
I usually just want you to shit on the greens, but this time, I \want a video dragging Amanda Camm. SHE IS A TREASURE TROVE OF A MAN DA HUG AND KISS JOKES!!!!!!
Warhammer vs Young Liberals.
Probably going to get ignored as it's the third time i've made this request, but i'm still going to talk about it like an annoying moron because i feel like it's important I'd like to request that Jordan should talk more about the specific Big "Whinge Merchants" Like TheJuiceMedia and how they operate and go into detail on why how scummy there are. Now forgive me but give me a bit to rant about this for a sec. A while back I made that suggestion of that specific video topic on TheJuiceMedia a while back and it gotten 20+ Likes or something around that, and i was pretty positive that it would definitely be included in the voting, but it didn't made it in the polls, and it felt weird for me because i definitely know that it should've made it in the polls and while it's Jordan choice if he doesn't want to make a video on them now or yet, but it doesn't exactly makes sense to me, it's not a secret what you think of those guys so why have you said nothing yet? I'm pretty sure it be doing a public service if you go into detail in an essay video and truly pointing out why their shit other than disproving some of their points, as i felt like just leaving it more and more will have them get more unnecessary influence in the populace and the faster this gets countered the better, not to mention his pervious association with them and why he cut ties with them (He cameoed in at least one of their videos). I believe that it definitely should be talked about in an at least 30 something minutes essay video on just basically proving their ideology and ethics wrong, however i've made this request multiple times and i don't know if my voice is really being heard, which i feel like is a bit unfair giving i'm giving them money that i'm working hard to keep stable, and i want to keep supporting him going forth but I just feel like he isn't really being transparent which his patrons supporters, i do know he acknowledges our support, but i don't really know if he really listens to the audience or respects the decision, at least that's how i feel given despite the popularity this request gotten in the past wasn't included with others with less votes with them, and doesn't help that the last patreon poll winner's response was basically just: "We hear that this was the most popular vote, but we don't know what to say as we believe it isn't relevant despite being the popular thing to talk about so here's Jordan's thoughts on it for a bit" and i just feel like that the patreons that are help funding you guys aren't really being respected enough. Yes we can be stupid and believe we know better than we are not but on occasion we have some views and inputs that are a good idea to talk about, this included. At the very least I'd think it be fair if I was at least told why he hasn't made a video on TheJuiceMedia specifically yet. Wouldn't be that hard to ask, and hopefully you agree. I'm just hoping for some more transparency and exchanges with the community so we'd be more motivated to fund you guys more than we already are.
Can they get back to making rap videos. They were fucking mint. I don’t want to see voice over commercials
A video on the deal with PNG and the south pacific/ Australia direction with china
FAMILY COURT SYSTEM
I still think you going to a furry con is bloody hilarious.
Ocean no fishing parks and wh are the greatest criminal bottom dredgers?
Summary of No Power Greater, but also commentary on how some unions turn bad.
You should do one on airservices Australia and their history over the last 5 years...
I would love a video that shows how much Donald Trumps rhetoric is infecting our great country and how we can try to explain to our boomer parents that he is full of shit tbh Or how One nation was trying to con money out of innocent people for voting
I’d like to learn more about Labor’s ministers of the front bench in the House of Representatives and their achievements last term and this term. Chris Bowen’s take on the member of New England saying that wind turbines cause Alzheimer’s, the sledges that Jim Chalmers make, Tony Burke and Clare O’Neil have all been great. Praise should go to Albo, but I think more information on the members behind Labor would be interesting.
Dive into the world of "immigration is killing australia". I swear every third person in QLD spouts this shit right now. It seems to come from AI youtube channels - hundred of thousands of views and no reality. There's been an INSANE increase in people bringing it up over the last month or two, but surely they're not ALL watching this AI slop. Where is it all coming from?
Mass immigration is not good for the average person. It's an economic tool that reduces wages, and increases demand for goods. There's also a cultural argument that mass immigration can change the cultural norms of an institutionally developed society that has in-built trust mechanisms based on well understood systems by its constituents towards the more corrupt practices of the origin countries... Yes I said more corrupt... They are less developed in terms of governance... It's also why many of them want to live in Australia. Regardless of whether people are right or wrong, our politicians have a mandate to follow the general consensus of their constituents. They are representatives of the people's will.
Surely a vid on Ted O'Brien
Pocock, Gambling & Labor
video about the NT politics, or the car crime wave
How shit punters is
He’s not a bad faith guy. he’s self aware of his over simplification of everything, he’s stated it many times
funeral homes workers confess their sins
This is a verrrrry good idea!!!
What's happening with education
Awfully quiet on the foi laws.
The foinlaws came from the department directly when some sickhead developed an auto-generated system for submitting FOI requests. We are hearing about it because Journalists have to submit payment and extra paperwork to do their job. Suck shit they don't do their job anyway.
follow up on the Veterans Suicide Royal Commission.
Re visit pine gap in an inflatable alien costume
NDIS "reforms".
Is ASD and some other disorders off the NDIS soon? What’s the go?
Investigation into the corruption of Big Rob from the Lismore Shire council
Wonder if he helped push that stupid rail trail through
Announcing that you will stop making 'x confess their sins'. It was cool the first few times, but it's unfortunately both lazy and not entertaining/funny anymore imho - surely I'm not the only one here that's thinking 'just put the politics in the bag, little bro' whenever they get posted 😔
I think they are needed as supplementary videos because people who don't want politics always will see them or new viewers who don't know Jordies already.
It won't get much support (ok - no support!) but I'd like a look at South Australian politics. We've got an election coming up in March (I think?) and an independent look would be good. I kind of like Mali (can't spell his full name) but he also has a very good media team so I could just be falling for that!
Also, always keen to hear positive things the Gov is doing or has recently done. Anything Future Made in Australia and/or Rewiring the Nation.
HAFF update that is just a thinly veiled video of shitting on the greens more.
Round trip on the state of state/territory politics atm, nothing too big.
How should we take the increase in knife violence, is it even accurate or is it an over representation of statistics to allow blame on the labor government on an issue beyond their reasonable control
Came here to say this
A check in video of the government. What they have achieved/working on. What promises they have kept/ broken.
A video adjacent to digital privacy in the my health record rollout. Excellent idea but not very well implemented, there was an amendment in 2018 that improved some of the concerns. This could then segway into the new social media ban for <16 year olds and how everyone will have to prove their age and (possibly) identity online.
Disability/aged care workers confess their sins
Sydney Trains staff confess their sins
A video on the changing nature of the South Pacific and Australia's role in it. We just signed a major deal with PNG and have another with Vanuatu. We've ascended to regional power status and no one seems to understand how important that is in the absence of USAID.
I would add that i would be very happy to help provide a list of achievements and cool stuff we're doing, and significant moments in the recent history of the region as a starting point.
1. How increasing housing supply will not increase affordability, just increase market participation and kick the can down the road (by a few years) for younger generations 2. Laws brought in by Labor that reduces FOI request feasibility 3. Why the social media verification laws are absolutely dog shit
The social media verification laws have been an utter mess. Especially with Steam. If Karen deletes my Steam library and my thousands of dollars in unplayed games I am gonna riot (or verify my age, reluctantly).
Jordan vs Tom Ballard cage fight, Three rounds. No rules. If jordan wins tom has to quit comedy forever, if tom wins jordan has to heavily campaign for the greens in all future elections.
My money is on Jordan, have you seen what "they" call a fist?
A video on Sydney Metro Staff taking industrial actio.
A video about how stupid the Bankstown Line conversion was and how property developers influenced politicians to build it even though every economic report said not to.
Adding to this I believe the North West Metro and Driverless trains where pushed by Imman which I reckon is due to his ties with Coronation as it's a developers wet dream.
Jehovah's witnesses confess their sins
React to “What if Friendlyjordies became the Prime Minister” by Mr M History!
Investigation of Armidale Council and their shady dealings in trying to force a rail trail onto a community that wants it's trains back.
When did the trains last run?
B Grade Celebrities confess their sins.
Tier list of superannuation funds, or banks, by how ethical they are.
Warhammer players confess your sins Worst hobby stores in Australia Punters politics takedown
I just want milk that tastes like real milk
Cave painting review
So just reviewing Pauline Hanson's cartoons
The benefits of a shared pacific economic zone similar to the Eurozone, and how the defence and security treaties are a precursor to it.
Specifically our deals with other South Pacific nations like PNG, NZ, Vanuatu and Nauru.
Why McDonald's big M signs are so short these days
Shrinkflation
Friendly Jordies confesses his sins 🙏
This needs to be the last installment of that series.
Glaz the amount of renewables now in the grid.
Explainer about the First Home Buyers scheme and 5% deposit.
Do a video where you run Journalist articles through an AI checker
Wittenoom asbestos tailings?
Oh god no, Tailing and asbestos should not be a thing
Pharmacists confess their sins please