💦 CREATE AND FUCK YOUR OWN AI CUMSLUT 🔥 TRY NOW ♥
Create AI Cumsluts 💦
October 14, 2025

Queensland, are you OK?

[Early Access]

Hello Patrons,
This week we've got the winner of the last patreon poll: an update on how Queensland is doing under the LNP. We're here to break down the new Crisafulli government's performing across a few different areas and look at their plans for the future. Let's just say, for once Jordan is glad he doesn't live in Queensland.

We'll be doing the next Patreon suggestion thread in a day or two, keep your eyes open for that. We hope you enjoy this one which you voted for in the meantime!

Thank you all for your support!
The FJ Crew

Comments (32)

I
Imogen IB · December 4, 2025

No. Qld isn’t okay. Help!

L
Lachie · October 24, 2025

Have a look at his donors. Stadium and Gabba construction went through because Scott Hutchinson is one of his donors and fundraisers. They’re contracted for the construction for both. Also probably the reason they’re calling their CFMEU inquiry “labor’s Fitzgerald moment,” cuz Hutchinson’s is littered with members of the CFMEU and I know Scott hates it

L
Luigious · October 24, 2025

QLD needs education on how much they are getting screwed, the energy transition is a huge loss.

J
James Freund · October 17, 2025

Umm broncos won NRL... and would love more on bruz 2 and QLD. cuz screw the bruz twins

K
Kristen Bromell · October 17, 2025

Jordan, Queenslanders can't read. What do you expect?

S
Susan · October 17, 2025

No Q’Land is not ok!

S
Susan · October 17, 2025

Drip drip drip until the scaremongering sets

i
it's just taylor · October 17, 2025

There's a State Election in Victoria soon. Crime stories are all over the front page of the Murdoch Press. 🤦

E
Eric · October 17, 2025

Please keep it up, QLD needs you!

t
timmy3069 · October 16, 2025

"Tough on crime, except if you're a Broncos player!" Should be Bruz 2.0's new slogan

B
Bryn Smith · October 16, 2025

We need more of this, can this become the new Jordies crusade

G
GlassRoo · October 16, 2025

the Bruz saga was only funny when it wasn't happening in my state 😔 i am originally a NSW native tho so this is karmic retribution for abandoning the motherland ig

B
Bree Bee · October 16, 2025

Ngl as a niche healthcare worker from regional QLD the idea of fleeing the motherland atm is most tempting 😅🤣

s
story · October 15, 2025

its all good its all gooooood its ggggggooodddd i'm still around $900 credit on my electricity bill!! THANK YOU LABOR!!

P
ProsperMan · October 15, 2025

Did I hear Queensland didn’t do well at this year’s NRL grand final? Well it must be the broncos that switched team with the panthers cause they lost and the broncos won the premiership🤣

A
Al Goormay · October 15, 2025

Shane Warne got his best at the GABBA 8/71 against the Poms. This place should be a temple. Crisafulli. More like Pissafulli.

T
The White Nancy Pelosi-she's beautiful by the way · October 15, 2025

How dare he get rid of the gabba, tha ashes is coming up, where are we supposed to bounce the poms now?

S
Stephen Crane · October 15, 2025

Al Grassby you ain't Davie boy.

S
Susan Thomson · October 15, 2025

No, I fucking hate it here. Lost a great Local Labor state Member from last years election.

J
Jeremey Richardson · October 15, 2025

I live in Qld. I was astounded that the dumb cunts here voted LNP. I say “Eat a Dick Queensland!” You deserve every fucking shitty thing that happens to you. 🤷‍♂️🖕 Fucking Dumb Cunts Ps- vote Labor and join your Union

P
Pheonix_Harrrison · October 15, 2025

They sneakily have been able to get rid of royalties for Adani. Seven years royalty free for the Carmicheal expansions. Yay Win for Modie's best billionaire friend and screws the state of much needed funds.

P
Pheonix_Harrrison · October 15, 2025

Also a win for NSW, Queensland's official colour is Blue. Was there a bet? Everyone knows we are Maroons!

J
Jon · October 14, 2025

Should have mentioned the compromised appointment of John Sosso to the Electoral Redistribution Commission. They announced it on the Thursday night before Good Friday earlier in the year so no one would pay attention to it over the Easter weekend. Also speak about Jarrod Bleije more that guy is naturally detestable. https://independentaustralia.net/politics/politics-display/crisafulli-jobs-for-mates-appointment-sparks-vote-rigging-allegations,19678

A
Alex Isaac · October 14, 2025

FJ Needs to go hard on messaging that's being used the same way in Victoria about youth crime. Literally pointing out the LNP who promised the same thing in Qld can't fix crime too .. like real hard. I don't want a liberal government in Vic even if people think Labor have it in the bag.

S
Susan · October 17, 2025

You sure don’t -

N
Nathan Croucher · October 14, 2025

demonizing, harming kids to get elected. When thats ok what next?

L
Ly Tong · October 14, 2025

**Cancel building tram tracks and stations. Was that in the 100 days?

H
Hayden Lynch · October 14, 2025

I mean obviously this video was shot before the NRL grand final 😂

S
Succulent Chinese Meal · October 14, 2025

I'll have to bring some of these points up with my parents, one of who requires hospital health care on a monthly bases and are fervent LNP voters. PS. no cunt :( -1

N
Nathan Croucher · October 14, 2025

why bothering arguing facts, just call them cunts...

E
ELON Fan · October 14, 2025

A mate told me recently they made pill testing illegal in QLD. Almost seems like they’re trying to allow fentanyl to slip into our state and start killing us. What else would be the point of making it illegal to get your drugs tested?

R
Rick T Craig · October 14, 2025

Love the little sniff of recognition that was a stretch with the NRL jab. Good video to watch as I head to QLD this month.