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September 8, 2025

friendlyjordies SELLS OUT to China

[Early Access]
Hello Patrons,
We've been talking about this video for a while but we're finally ready to share it with you. A look at China on the world stage with a particular focus on our relationship with them. There's a lot crammed into this video so we hope you like it!

Note: A few little line changes and rerecords are still happening for the final bits of polish. We're not sure if this will be seen as a controversial video and it will come out on Wednesday so we're keen to hear your thoughts!

Thank you all for your support, we've got a lot more long explainers like this getting edited right now!
The FJ Crew

Comments (21)

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Tim Hunter · September 10, 2025

I'm just grateful that you answered WTF happened to the sun baby from Teletubbies, turns out it was Jordan all along

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Lynne Perry · September 9, 2025

Great analysis in your own inimitable style.

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Falafel Stand · September 9, 2025

I joined just to call you a cunt... No hate, I'm just being a cunt too

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Angus Irving · September 9, 2025

Made me laugh.

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story · September 8, 2025

Special edition Drew Pavlou Labubu doll

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Mamabee & DadAussie · September 8, 2025

China make great cars. thats why I ordered a Chinese EV boyz! go buy some chinese cars! Fuck Toyota, shit global citizen!

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Stew · September 8, 2025

Pavlou is a fat, Trumpy bottom feeder who relies on straw man arguments.

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matt dowling · September 8, 2025

Im off to research who the upset hirsuit fella in the into is, however as a representing fat guy, ill allow the those fat jokes and support them ❤️

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Dob WoLF · September 8, 2025

Great break down on China's developments and I definitely agree from your perspective via how Australia should deal with both super power. But if I could please ask that, despite knowing it's probably just another jab at that little piggie, could we not group Taiwan in the Chinese map? I see the joke, I get the message, but it's still rough to see as a Taiwanese. Especially to consider Xi's claimed 2027 is the year to send troops to Taiwan... Kevin rudd camero was funny as fuck.

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KnockKnockitstheKGB · September 8, 2025

FriendlyJordies is officially a CPC bot

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Succulent Chinese Meal · September 8, 2025

What tier do i need to subscribe to to ensure that cunt is said at least once in every Firendlyjordies video? Call it the Cunt tier and charge me $200 a month. do it

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Nathan Croucher · September 8, 2025

I recon war ahead. Its what history has shown.

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Alex Isaac · September 9, 2025

Or Rome just falls. The u.s is heading that way.

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Dean Lewis · September 8, 2025

For any Australians who were around China during the rail build, absolutely why I'm personally all over the suburban rail loop in Melbourne. Watching it in Shenzhen go from construction site filthy dust and fencing to super modern metropolis was next level. From "it's all right, fun, young people" to — makes Hong Kong look backwards ... breathtaking

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Dog With No Collar · September 8, 2025

It was only a matter of time...change the channel name to Comrade Jordies!

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Dean Lewis · September 8, 2025

For the record, Europeans are not round eyes. We are big noses 😛 Seeing as we're also making fun of fat people 😜

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Alex Isaac · September 8, 2025

Not bad. I can see it being controversial if people ignore reality like they do.

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it's just taylor · September 8, 2025

That's the Branch Davidian Cult not the moderate Religion.

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Andy P sqidinc · September 8, 2025

This is getting interesting and a little unnerving

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Sir Jo · September 8, 2025

Mate, you gotta make it more pro China like come on. You’re been giving a full expensive paid trip to China why are you doing them dirty like this?

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Tenderizer17 · September 8, 2025

I'll watch in a bit. Gotta finish today's quota for studying Chinese first.