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May 14, 2025

Post-Election Video Poll

There were a HUGE amount of suggestions so we've got a few more options here than usual. Also, you can vote for multiple topics. Some of these are already on our radar but we're keen to see what's popular.

Comments (51)

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G · June 17, 2025

Might be worth while looking into why SAG-AFTRA is the way it is or why things appear to not be working well for them

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Nick Evans · June 9, 2025

Let's get k Rudd's media bias petition going again

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Nicekiwi · May 27, 2025

Maybe a look at the Melbourne builder firebombings?

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Scott · May 27, 2025

Now that labor won you can now focus on warhammer

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Laura Rozhyn · May 25, 2025

From Queensland here. Can you look into why the liberal government has removed city safe. My experience with it is from hospitality and security. When incidents occur, there was a channel set up on all our radios to contact city safe directly where there was a police officer that would answer us immediately. That channel has been recently removed, when we copy that channel no one answers. Now we have to call 000, and that takes a lot longer and often we're unable to do until after the fact.

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Sir Jo · May 24, 2025

On your neck, extreme react to this https://youtu.be/09wYK_3510o?si=BjQx-fkma3moPs-_

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Alexander Martin · May 20, 2025

React to punters on superannuation.

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NBzoomer · May 20, 2025

Video about Eddie Obeid

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Rob · May 20, 2025

Drop all this and do a wtf video on the coalition breaking up! Pros and cons, the whole shebang

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Sarah Yolcu · May 20, 2025

Jordies sack these video ideas right now - coalition just split up?! We need a video of you cackling for 5 mins straight

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Baz’s Ball · May 20, 2025

The new video option might be this divorce between to coats/country coats

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Greenlach7 · May 17, 2025

your anti green stuff is getting old, it anti progressive and a view of a Labor person back in the 60’s when they were more conservative then the Menzie’s Liberals

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Rob · May 20, 2025

Its accurate. they are pretty useless!

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Will · May 17, 2025

Surely dismantle that video: “Friendlyjordies, manufacturing your consent”

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Musou · May 16, 2025

Update on the great koala national park? Or broader protected areas? This fundraiser is happening at the moment, but am sure there are others! https://wildlife-rescue-sunshine-coast-inc.mygiveeasy.com/we-need-your-urgent-help/donatenow?fbclid=IwQ0xDSwKTyxRjbGNrApPLEmV4dG4DYWVtAjExAAEeBcZsYMsXZ_fT_94wteINZhN6fsks1HMLjclHH3uEMpFpkmROTlLAkpQ3V4U_aem_ZAaBpMLkjonF77149dZzsA

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Lucas Sherriff · May 15, 2025

Come on kick the greens while their down

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Shaun Carlin · May 14, 2025

Missed out on making this poll a ranked preference vote

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Gabriel Parca · May 14, 2025

😅 Wasn't this supposed to reflect the count of 'hearted' suggestions?

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John · May 14, 2025

Thank god I can vote more than once

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Al Goormay · May 14, 2025

Laugh at Adam for two hours then Max for one.

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Maggie · May 14, 2025

Hi Jordie Could we do something to lift up First Nations people and their cause NT Government under LCP is causing alot of grief to Indigenous folks who are trying to address their problems but are being held up by a return to a paternalistic government....

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Andrew · May 14, 2025

If you have contacts and leads pass them on to the friendly jordies team. It's hard to do big stories without knowing who to talk to. nSW is his backyard.

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Angas Polson · May 14, 2025

Also more Yilmaz

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Dylan · May 14, 2025

DAVES DINNERS NOW

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Shane Parry · May 14, 2025

Anything involving Jordan's many patronising Greens voices, I could listen to for a whole show! But mix it up with Akmal, Mislav's love of Malcolm Turnbull, and Ali's reverse dick riding of Elon Musk ; )

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Angas Polson · May 14, 2025

Olive branch. Yes we could all sit here basking in our success, but the risk of becoming overconfident and making our opponents spiteful and vindictive rather than ready to alter some world views is something we should actively work for. Alexander the Great didn’t grind his enemies into the dust, often he left them feeling more like equals or at least respected rivals worthy of a voice. Let’s be magnanimous in victory and bring as many as are willing along with the direction we are now so strongly able to take.

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Peter Anderson · May 14, 2025

Who is Sussssan Ley?

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lucia Clayton · May 14, 2025

Exclusive Brethren and their involvement canvassing for the Liberals

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Jeremey Richardson · May 14, 2025

Bring back Working Class Conscience. Explain the benefits of Unions. Join your Union!

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Kiteman24 · May 14, 2025

Daves dinners making a comeback? Hell yeah.

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Luca · May 14, 2025

Where’s the punters politics collab option

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Rachel · May 14, 2025

Probably comes under "screw the Greens" but there can never be too much ritual humiliation of Max Wanker-Hyphen and his post-election tantrum. More schadenfreude! More! I actually feel for my Greens-voting friends, since I was conned by them once. Promising things they could never deliver even if they formed majority government because they're either 1) empty grandiose feelgood promises no federal govt can fulfil because of a little piece of legislation called the Constitution; 2) claims they can fix things overseas that they have no power to affect or control (I mean, what were they going to do re Palestine, troop over to Tel Aviv and wag their fingers saying "sooo, Bibi, it would be like super rad if you could like stop killing people because it's lowkey problematic"?) 3) impractical due to cost, resources - lack of sufficient dentists for example. The Greens who've been in Parliament for years must know this. But they do it anyway because they want cudgels to beat Labor with - "see, it’s Albo being a big selfish meanie, not because the Aus govt literally can't sprinkle fairy dust and give everyone superpowers". Shits me to tears.

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Steve · May 14, 2025

In Land Rail

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British Empire · May 14, 2025

Friendlyjordies: Manufacturing your consent video is the guy calling Jordies fascist. He needs to make a video about that, like the good old days

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Alex Isaac · May 14, 2025

Oxygen isn't great for Adu.

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GHDownUnder · May 14, 2025

I really want a video about Hughes and David Moncrieff just so that Jordan is FORCED to interview ME! (I went to school and am still friends with David, my father was a massive volunteer).

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Nicholas Crayford · May 14, 2025

The Senate Future Made in Australia and Climate 200 in that order. Primarily because we all learned "what the senate is for" in primary school but what I'd really like to learn is how they actually functionally influence Australian politics.

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Alex Isaac · May 14, 2025

Most people don't learn i that n school.

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Big J · May 14, 2025

Take another swipe at climate 200. I want to see how punters and michael west try to defend them

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thespunkyyskunk · May 14, 2025

They're all mighty fine options there, Jordan, but I'm gonna have to go with 'Point at a picture of Adam Bandt and laugh for 3 hours' purely for the memes!

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afruitlesshippo · May 14, 2025

Ayy my video suggestion got there

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KnockKnockitstheKGB · May 14, 2025

Warhammer and Whistle-blower protections

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Guy Incognito · May 14, 2025

JUST EAT THE DAMN ORANGES!

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The13Inquisitor · May 14, 2025

Living in country Victoria right now, I get the distinct impression Labor are completely *fucked* because of the Fire Levy hike they're trying to legislate.

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Mark Lyons · May 14, 2025

In country vic there are a few seats that only the nationals will get in or maybe an independent for a term. In those areas it would not matter what labour did they won't turn to labour. Also those same area's complain about a lack of govt funding for developing the area but won't vote in ways to encourage it, the nationals know they are very safe seats so they don't politic for additional development funding when they are in power. He'll I had one farmer complain to me that the road to his house was meant to be sealed but was cancelled when whitlam was voted in and he has complained about his road ever since cause it should of been sealed. They just go silent when you then go well why didn't the next lib/nat govt do it then. Unfortunately if your in those seats just talk to people and you might be able to convince them that voting labour is the way and that there senate vote is how they can effect change. Things country vic will complain about is, high voltage power lines, wind farms, rare earth mines, fire levy, any spending in melbourne

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linda Kelly · May 14, 2025

I have no effing idea what the senate does. Would like to.

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Ly Tong · May 14, 2025

What's Grafton to you is Rangoon to me. Discuss.

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Baz’s Ball · May 14, 2025

All 3 of the greens one are 🧑‍🍳😘

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beesarecoming · May 14, 2025

This was honestly really really hard to choose. Spiritually I want three hours of laughing at Bandt, intellectually, we gotta bring people who vote Greens back into the fold. (I'm currently on my way to Sarah Witty's win party though so I'm sure I'll get all the laughing out of my system tonight)

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William Roberts · May 14, 2025

Where's the Warhammer tattoo. Coward.

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British Empire · May 14, 2025

Damn all of these are banger options