So yeah, I don't do drugs anymore [Bonus Story]

Why in the fuck does Isaiah have cardboard cutouts in the background LOL

This one was REALLY fun, similar to the “if you see me at the bus station shoot me in the head” one. Came in with a fun premise, over delivered, left before overstaying its welcome. Using the echoing and self referential dialogue to incite that trippy “seeing through the layers” effect was really creative and well executed. It inspires that specific feeling you get when the high starts noticeably affecting your internal monologue.

unironically had acid trips that were about this chaotic

Im gone off that slender man, zooted on the jeff the killer pack.

Genuinely just what 5+ gram shroom trip feels like

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Please do the antimemetics division scp storyline 🙏

This was literally John Dies at the End

The thing with delta 8 is that there is a crazy amount of misinformation. It’s not synthetic, it’s just another cannabinoid inside of the plant that contributes to the high, so if you isolate that cannabinoid and sell it as “not weed” it’s not technically illegal. That being said, that’s old news. It was D8, then D9, then HHC, now it’s THCa, which is by far the best option because it is literally just weed. The loophole works because when weed was originally federally regulated, they specifically regulated THC, which yes, is the main active cannabinoid that produces a high, but it only becomes THC when THCa is decarboxylated, aka, adding heat. So essentially, all bud is THCa, it only becomes THC once smoked, therefore the plant itself isn’t technically illegal, for now. Though it does have to be tested before it’s fully matured to legally classify the plant as hemp, then it is ripened after testing into fully mature THC(a) producing plant material.

Isn't suthet the same as seth, the Egyptian god of death

I would love more from this author or this series!

Jokes on you, I only panic when I’m not on drugs

K2 is spice, it's synthetic lab-made cannabinoids (weed) essentially. Kratom is nothing like it at all lol

Listening to that first story while high was an experience

I was doing drugs while watching this, I had 7 panic attacks while watching this.

What scares me so much about anesthesia is that we kinda just know that it works, but not exactly how or why. Like… we’ll just roll with it I guess

This was very fun

I had K2 growing up, these in particular were called Scooby Snacks. I’ve never felt such dread in my life.

One time I was in a terrible poly relationship where I was the only one with a job (they didn't work because they were too sad), & the only one that would do any cooking or cleaning, & youngest by years, & one of them was doing k2 & walking into traffic & shit & one night I burnt a frozen pizza a little bit & one goes 'its a little burnt but it's still totally edible" & the k2 one was like "but the carcenogens" & the other 2 of us just stood there like 😑 she also owned a che guevara portrait grinder. A weed grinder with a portrait of che guevara on the top.

When I woke up from getting my wisdom teeth removed, I hit on my dentist. I “whispered” to my mom “he’s sooooo hot. Like I’d let him pull more of my teeth out if that’s what he’s into”. I was 17 and he was def at least in his 40’s

Just joined the patreon and the first story made me so anxious. 😂 Listening to this episode during my work day, the only relief during that one was Hunter barking.

the 2nd story reminds me a lot of pattern screamers from scp

This is making me have an acid flashback

What an awesome time to be 2 months sober ❤️

Really fun story, I loved how creative the lay out and direction of it all was.

I was in unmedicated labor for 20 hours, eventually had an epidural for an emergency c section, my abdomen sliced open like William Wallace so they could rip my baby out and the strongest thing they gave me once I was rolled into my recovery room was Tylenol. But a man rolls in with swollen testicles and the doctor’s like ‘get me the morphine STAAAAT!!!!’

i came to the patreon because I KNEW they would not take the stories seriously here

Where's the Pogo clone pic hunter?

Damn this is a fun story! Can confirm this is how a bad trip can feel. Wendi's delivery made me feel like i was there

What an amazing depiction of delirium

I really liked this! I Think this is my favorite episode,, right before mother horse eyes.

Best part: 36:50 😭

bro you used to be able to buy k2 at the gas station right next to the boner pills, they took it away but now they sell knock-off percs

Never saw the question around nor have i seen the situation tackled but im just curious, is fan-art allowed of patreon bonus stories or is that not preferred and keep it towards more public content lol Figured it’s not a big deal but i just didnt want to post a drawing related to a random bonus ep with any hassle haha

Where do I post stories to get possibly read?

Can we get the bonus episodes in a playlist please? 🥹

Not a fan of it being someone from Wyoming that asked wendigoon to face time their friend. Giving wyoming a back look with me and its other 3 people that live here

Please read tapers it’s the main reason I paid for this. So I could recommend yall read tapers

Hunter accidentally admitting he's not 40+ years old by acknowledging he was a teenager when K2 was legal lol

The second story feels like a prequel story about how the SCP foundation started

I got injured in the Army, was given Hydro too. That shit aint no joke Hunter, I was in recovery for a month and in the last week I flushed the rest of that stuff and swore it off for life.

this reads so much like mother horse eyes and i love it

Haven't finished yet, about 30 mins in... But this is uncomfortably like a bad trip so far. A strong bad trip

Where's the pogo minotaur

Slapping the cast out of my creep rn.

The visual of the dog floating has me having to pause the story at work so I can collect myself and not start laughing in the middle of working with my headphones on 😭

I just got around to this story at work and now I have a headache guys, thanks

I listen to these at my security job late ASF ina big creepy empty building and just genuinely makes my nights 1000x better

the tone of the first one reminds me so much of the “does anyone know a good plumber” story they read lmao

Yeah my sisters highschool boyfriend tricked me into smoking spice and I had a horrible trip. It felt like decades and it was looping over and over. I freaked out and kicked out the windshield in his truck. Ive never done drugs again and that was 15 years ago.

Mhm, yes very ‘house of leaves’ of a story. Love it.

paid $5 to hear wendigoon go through vallium withdrawls

hunters dad saying ‘YOURE NOT COMING OUT OF THIS’ reminds me of the time i had to get blood drawn. i was really worried i was gonna pass out because i have low iron already so standing up is already a risk. before i went into the back he said ‘don’t pass out!’ and believe it or not, I PASSED OUT. he found it hilarious and so do i in hindsight, but in the moment not so funny

Z x

not the tommy taffy kush

Am I crazy or is the first story a reupload or a reread?

average datura experience

I tried a dab of wax when I was 15 and spent 5 hours in the sunken place (fentyfolded in a children’s lawn chair)

Love this story so cool

The only time I smoked potpourri (k2) one of the guys threw up and said it was because I looked like a rat

Just got back with a haul of Creep7

Second story really reminds me of I Have a Special Plan for the World by Current 93. Idk if it's worth covering by you two on the channel but it's a fun nihilistic horror that's worth experiencing.

I'm so excited to have bonus episodes to catch up on while I'm on vacation! Don't know why it took me so long to join

the part where hunter started singing made me laugh so hard i literally almost threw up i have never had anything like this happen to me

I've been laughing for the last several minutes from Hunter's message to Kayla. I legit had to pause the video I was laughing so hard at that whole bit.

It’s a story I would have hated if had gone on twice as long if that makes sense. Super chaotic but it was a perfect length for it I thought.

I cant play the episode someone help

10/10 would recommend watching high lol

Kratom and spice aren't even remotely close to eachother. Spice straight up kills people

HONK HONK!!

No matter what anyone tells you k2 is NOT SYNTHETIC WEED. IT IS ABSOLUTELY NOT SYNTHENTIC WEED. IT IS A PSYCHEDELIC AND IT IS HORRIBLE FOR YOUR BRAIN. ITS THE SCARIEST DRUG IVE EVER DONE AND IVE DONE EVERYTHING YOU CAN IMAGINE

For some reason the episode isnt playing

So glad i finally paid for the patreon lmao

My first Patreon episode mind you

wendigoon will be in the biggest hurry of his life if I finally get to meet him... and that's just MY luck lol.

seven sisters, peg tim

Day 2 asking for a camping Creepcast video ( 1 like is one vote for yes )

I’ve seen people get full on chronic mental health issues from K2. That stuff isn’t a joke

Current addict here. Used kratom to get off fent and switched quickly to 7hydroxy and now it's been a shit battle with that. August apparently my state is full banning it, which I know will be good to get me sober, but the withdrawals from 7hydrocy really really suck. If anyone here is reading this and is thinking of using kratom or 7hydroxy in any capacity, please please don't lmao. Shit has been the worse drug I've been addicted to, and I've gone throjgh coke, opiates, and molly.

I just joined after being subscribed to both in YouTube seperate for many years. The birth of the podcast was my dream! So happy to be here : )

That’s crazy. Paul impressed.

Men

Kratom helped me get off of fentanyl, it may be a loophole drug but it saves lives! It has effects on the opioid receptors but no matter how much you consume, you aren’t able to overdose on Kratom alone like other opioids/opiates! It’s sold at smoke shops but its origin is in Southeast Asia. It is addictive, but it’s essentially the only opioid that has no activity on the beta arrestin pathway, which is how people die by breathing suppression. It gave me my father back from OxyContin, I really hope they don’t outright ban it because it’s such a beautiful plant

Blessed to be here, Kings

i was hitting my pen just as hunter said "if you're doing drugs while watching this, shame on you." 💀

Hunters experience with K2 is exactly what I had the first time I smoked weed. The first time was the only time I had panick attacks while smoking tho

This is why you always have trip sitters 🤣 Dogs don’t count! Sorry muffin 🐶

Favorite story in a hot minute! Had me intrigued and laughing lol.

rainbow factory for the seven sisters… 👉🏻👈🏻

I loved the rendititon one of the Creepypasta readers did for this its script is slightly different than the one they read for this I think it was Darksomnium its super high quality with sound effects and voice effects def recommend

This story reminds me of the spoken interlude on the rancid song “junkie man” for the three people that will get this

OR Room “Operating Room Room”

This seems like the person who wrote Mother Horse Eyes

Please read ANGST: The Grinning Wind

To be in the presence of such royalty as meat and wendi. Not in my lifetime. m._.m

Mmmmm

Noice

Hunter literally having the same reaction to k2 that I did to weed, the repetitive BOOM boi described, omg same. Scared to try anything since, I feel so represented by papa right now lmao.

I see Isaiah's home grown Pixels are coming along well!

You guys should read one of the collaborative stories that Tales from the Creeps have written. It will be a LONG one i imagine but would love to hear it out loud. They've done the World they've built, and Tales of a Warehouse.

Avg datura trip report

Crazy to think I bought Hunter’s Teal MEAT jacket and I’ve been asked before if I worked with him. Dude looked defeated when I said no and I just kinda shrugged.

Choosing this episode to watch after getting stoned for the first time in a while was a great decision

watching this high has been tragic. thank you

That’s natural children

can we have a patreon episode where isaiah smokes weed for the first time

Wyoming shout out is peak

Um.... so where is the picture?

Yo

David Bowie… that’s who would invite you to a Labyrinth.😂

So…. The troop?

Finally joined the patreon

This reminds me of when I ate my first weed brownie and I was suddenly in the middle of the ocean, trying to stay afloat.

Poor Kayla

i took a half O of shrooms one time so this story resonated with me

This is how a bad trip does feel like the repeating especially on spice

Thought this was a bonus "mother horse eyes" part this was fun

Both of these stories were fantastic, I would love to hear you guys read more from this author and the non-patrons definitely deserve to hear this guy's work

i love creeping my cast dude

"Pastor Lewis, black is slimming on you".

the valium drip is amazing 💯😆❤️

Prisoners will smoke k2 and lose their minds, instantly start fighting everyone, screaming, running around, they also like to get naked while doing it.

everyone knowing i'm high is the worst part of being high.

The idea of Hunter freaking out during an extraction is cracking me up because I’m a dental professional and I’m imagining if he was my patient 😭 for my own wisdom teeth I had just local anaesthetic. I’d recommend getting sedation for anyone with upcoming wisdom teeth extractions because my mouth got so tiredddd. Also I forgot to put my earphones in and I was overly aware of everything that was going on

4/5 Creeps for both stories. A bad drug trip you never come out of is terrifying. But so is the idea of a cosmic entity slowly unraveling your mind. Maybe that's what doing drugs is 🤔

I cannot remember how I’m supposed to think about

This is the best $5 ive ever spent

Loved it! Yall always make my day.

That first story was like a written version of a Jack Stauber short

I did lots of drugs while listening to this

Uh oh, would be a shame if there were any traps around these parts...

Kratom is bad news bears, gang. Y’all best stay away!

This is one of the coolest stories you've found!

Who up creeping they cast ?!

this is why i bought the patron

1:15 the story you’re thinking of is the ocean is deeper than we thought. The measuring in shaqs episode

Hey Wendi. He’s right behind you isn’t he

We need papa meats sets as a meccha chameleon map asap

1:02:50 Hunter said this right after I took a blinker I feel so ashamed

"Police Stories, From The World’s Strangest Town" (the series that the 2nd story of this ep is from) is a great series, so I hope they read that someday aaaand... and! I also hope our hosts throw in "The Arkansas Sleep Experiments" for any future classic creepypasta grab bags as well as "My Grandma Lived Under the House" (which was written by the "My Dog Was Missing For Three Days" author u/chewingskin!)

After 3rd listen to the 2nd story, it’s even amazing. Some would say lovecraftian done perfectly.

bro jumped straight to k2 n traumatized himself for life

Can someone explain the cardboard cut outs. I’m a little behind on content rn 😂

PLEASE READ DOPABEAN NORTH AMERICAN PANTHEON!!

Smoking currently

Love you guys. You don't know it but you've been helping me through a tough time, loss, grief, and financial issues. lips and Godless Midwestern man have always been there for me. Thank you.

Happy that Muffin stayed safe

Finally caught back up after watching all of cream crew

I'm too stoned for this episode

Yeah both stories banged hard!!

Hunter u don’t need to feel like an asshole for establishing boundaries💀 it’s weird asf that people think it’s ok to interrupt you while you’re obviously engaged in something not entertainment related. Anyway my cast is sufficiently creeped

hearing them talk about drugs, i’m convinced neither of them could handle the ketamine IV i get monthly for depression lmaoooo

I subscribed to the patreon solely because of the chill vibes. Hunter and Isiah and how opposite they are remind me of me and my friend that died. Then I get depressed and sit in my house for a week until I grow a beard. Then I put Needle in the hay by Elliot Smith on my JBL boom box, shave, stand in the mirror with a razor in my hand and say "I'm going to kill myself tomorrow" then I suck it up and go outside.

y’all gotta check out @miamakesmanifest on ig

as a candadian i did not know about americans being able to buy smokes at 18?! i see they changed it in 2019, for us its 19 thats the drinking age, so odd the drinking age was 21 but smoking age was 18? odd anyways dont do drugs!

random = funny

This piggy would do anything to meet his papa

Can you guys read "Isolation" by William Rayne

Hi there. Carrot with a pipe checking in.

Just became a patron. Needed my Creepcast fix.

Could this be the author of mother horse eyes…

I would 100% accept the invitation to the labyrinth.

Why does this story sound so familiar..?

Isaiah takes acid episode when?

The first story gave me an aneurism trying to follow along. 10/10

I’m a huge fan I know my comment might not be seen but I hope one day you guys read my story I made years ago back when the creepypasta craze was wild I made a video called Jeff the killer Vs laughing jack and looking back on it it’s fuckin cringe as hell it would hilarious to see you guys break it down unfortunately I never typed it out it was all improv pressed record and just let go of you guys wanna laugh at how bad it is by all means I would be gitty as hell https://youtu.be/I5CGJoAQt_M?is=IA-jBLO_ayHxYFrJ 😂😅🤣.

So in they end they just described a Roblox game

I will give you my soul and foot massage to read “I’m a guard stationed at a secret government prison. A few hours ago , there was a major breach” by U/Mr_outlaw.

Someone else probably said this, but any of my 7 sis have a c section? Hunter's numb throat story reminded me that after my spinal and getting laid down, the nurse told me I might lose feeling all the way up in my chest, which feels like you can't breathe, but its just the loss of sensation My section was planned, so everything was pretty chill, but that shook me. I could have easily psyched myself out, but thank goodness I was excited to have this kid. 😅

Nothing wrong with saying no to a fan interaction imo, especially when you're busy or on a date or something.

Great story and you two rock

I have the same experience of k2 actual. I was fine with smoking then that one time changed my experiences smoking after. Sucky

Hi there. Carrot with a pipe checking in.

you guys need to read the second I dared my best friend story.....

My story got taken off no sleep :(

I love meating my canyon and winding my goon together it’s creeping my cast 🥹

When I was little my mom smoked k2 in front of me and then she started talking like a different person. Like she was possessed. Shit was cray cray

I will never get over the countless kane cutouts Isaiah has in his room lol

evil bong 10

As somebody who’s had a couple bad trips, that first story was so so good

Where is the Minotaur photo

About 10 years ago, I did some good ole LSD, about 450Ug. I was sitting in my friend’s garage, tweaking off my ass. I was smoking a cigarette and my homie started complaining about the smoke in the garage, so I mean I smashed it so hard into the floor that you would have thought I was quadruple jointed in my fingers. I vividly remember closing my eyes and seeing the craziest geometric shapes ever, patterns that someone would never be able to replicate in a drawing. I looked at my friend next to me and said, “am I good bro?”, and he said “yea man you’re all good.” And I started saying, “okay good, because I feel like, because I feel like, because I feel like”, and I’d snap out of it, and then ask my friend again, he’d say the same thing, and I’d repeat the same thing over and over. That went on for longer than I could ever comprehend. I’ve called it the ‘Time Loop’, and it’s always been so hard to explain because what the fuck lol? You guys have just given me flashbacks, I never thought a creepypasta read by my two favorite fellas would give me flashbacks to one of the worst nights of my life. LOL AND, one of my other buddy’s was like “hey so my manager let me off early and I said I’d smoke her out, is it cool if she comes by real quick?” I said, “is she bad?” He said something along the lines of “I mean uh yea I guess she’s not bad.” When I tell you a troglodyte walked through that garage door, it was the absolute funniest thing of my entire life. One of those nights I’ll look back on forever and chuckle about. Creep on and Trip on✌️

Caught in the middle of a bong rip, immediately coughed lungs out

This is not worth the $5

Isaiah you would love magic mushrooms

When I went to creator clash boxing thing in Nashville there was a guy who asked a youtuber for a picture at the urinal. One of the most tone deaf interactions I have ever seen 😂

Bring back long episodes plsssssss

The mention of Delta 8 was like a flash bang I remember trying that stuff in high school and it gave me the worst headache

I hate the stories of not fans getting a picture because it feels like you never get any fun stories of "i was at the movies and guess who I saw controlling fire" (i know there has to be more stories like that but its the disingenuous ones that stick out

The second story is almost like an ultimate galactus lmao

Just wanted to say the clone should have bear traps as weapons

Oh yeah I’m creeped up rn

This episode inspired me to start taking LSD again. The hat man has been very happy since then.

I got my wisdom teeth taken out when I was 14 and I remember coming to when my mom was talking to the doctor. There was a Botox poster in front of me so the first thing I said was “Did I get Botox?”

I used to do an insane amount of mushrooms and would trip tf out. Not like this but this story trips me out. I listened to someone else on youtube read this a long time ago and I've been looking for it ever since! I am super stoked that you guys are reading it 😄

I love your dad.

I have a condition where I hurt ppl. That’s a good story. Well I like it.

LOVEDDD the first story!! So fun

"NIGHTMARE! NIGHTMARE!" hunter no stop your scaring meee

I feel like these comments aren’t really giving the first story the props it deserves really fun read! Super entertaining and a surprisingly cohesive non cohesive story. Shout out David Clark!

The story saying it's like spice is making me imagine the stuff from Dune lol

CREEPY PASTA PACK GAMER FUEL FLAVOR

Delta 8 is found in small ammounts inside of cannabis plants. Since its found in small ammounts though its mostly synthesized in products. I would stay away.

2 bad stories

You guys have to read "Never accept an invitation to the labyrinth" Its a much better no-end house story

9:50 similar to my experience with mushrooms, I took Amanita Muscaria one time and I can’t do any type of shrooms anymore. My brain fights any trip now tbh

Yeah anesthesia can be pretty scary one time I got put under for a cyst removal and apparently my lungs just straight up collapsed and I woke up exhaling bloody mucus. 0/10 should've just kept the cyst

I do drug responsibly. i love drugs gimme all your drugs and i will dispose of them myself.

Didn't Wendi mention what they're gonna name the kids if they were a boy or girl in an older video?

hunter talking about k2 is really showing his age he is 29-32

Finally, an episode to watch while I smoke a joint. Surely this won’t send me into an anxious spiral

smoking that shit that made ben drown

Drugs are the best. 10 out of 10 would recommend a hard drug addiction

Ok now someone write and recommend the hunter centaur clone story

47:20 this part about time reality being distorted reminded me of tenet

This was was haaaaaaarrrrrrrrdddddddd

The lack of a pogo minotaur drawing has completely ruined my week

Hunter I completely understand about the smoking thing but what fucked me up was LSD I had a really really really really really really fucking bad triple on LSD and I was never able to smoke pot again. It was so sad. I miss it but it’s not worth the literal panic attacks that I’ll get for hours on and even after I’m not high anymore. It sucks so bad. I genuinely regret ever doing LSD.

Are there any drugs that do this irl? Maybe not so “scary” but these style of hallucinations?

Love how most of the Patreon eps are Hunter and Isaiah story time lmao

Can't believe how out of touch they've become. I literally watch your patreon videos, if I see you in public I'M ALLOWED TO COME OVER FOR A SLEEPOVER

I imagine the minotaur hunter looks like him as spoink where if he stops he dies

Listening to this one year sober from drugs. I give a lot of credit to this podcast and the community for being there through some of the harder early days

I love that he saved muffin

I see Hunters origin of his fire powers comes from his initial hit of the k2 substance

The fact the thumbnail isn’t a hunter clone in a labyrinth hopping up and down on a pogo stick shit spraying out of its ass chasing Isiah is egregious

When it was repeating it reminded me of my first(and final) trip Everything was repeating while I was overstimulated

I love how hunter looks like such an imposing guy but is such a pussy when it comes down to it

Day 18 or something, of asking for the thing in my basement

A very bad trip is truly horrifying. Scary story even with the comedic elements

Is hunters dad the antichrist 😭😭😭

If I get to meet Hunter Im gonna pretend Im sad to see him

You can tell hunter smoked k2 out of a monster can

Definitely nailed the vibe of freaking out on a hallucinogen. Well read dudes.

Why didn’t you name your collaboration MeatyGoon? 😔

Kratoms legal in 15 states. 7oh is the loophole, and itll probably be illegal soon. Kratom is a natural opiate alternative, 7oh is synthetic version of the natural drug produced in Kratom. K2 is spice, synthetic weed. Delta 8 is the mostly synthetic version of the naturally occurring delta 8

why is his background like that

Day 64 of asking for The Horror From The Vault or Bonesaw Vic's Cryptozoological Gardens

When my boyfriend came out of a surgery he looked at me and said: “Jarvis, unshit my pants…”

Hunter sing-preaching was something I didnt know I needed in my life

Smoke me like a bug

I imagine this is how hunter talks to tugboat

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The last time I took anything that made me hallucinate I thought I was being stalked by something with thermal vision and ran into a river to hide

Are they ever gonna put the old content on here too 😔

24:30 Hunter breaks bad news

8:58 a sploof??

Hopefully Becca from Wyoming is a patron

If you guys ever consider doing another podcast called "trauma dumping" then I'm in

Jeez, rag on the fans hour huh?

I’m pretty sure these are the lyrics to “making love to Morgan Wallen”

bad story

Second story reminds me so much of Arrival/Story of Your Life and now I need the boys to read SoYL by Ted Chiang. His other stories might also be of interest to Wendi, as well.

Googily moogily creeped my cast so hard the creature came to watch

Love the vids! Maybe yall could do horror from the vault?

Kratos is a whole thing that, long story short, is basically herion. Super addictive, really bad because of that, and marketed to kids.

This alone was worth the 8.50cad admission

Second story was legit, seems like the author has read some basic philosophy thought experiments about nothing like I have early in college. Also his description of the indescribable, does his best and still struggling and actually making it indescribable, way fucking better than what Lovecraft ever achieved just saying "indescribable" and then going into deep detail about it

need to admit i’m high asf on a plane listening to this rn

I absolutely ADORE the mother horse eyes vibes of the second story. these have gotta be some of my favorite stories yet. just the juggle of comedy, horror and chaos is absolutely perfect I am eating this shit UP.

That second story was really great cosmic horror but it doesn't make us forget that Isaiah wrote a dr who fanfiction about Van Gogh killing himself and that we need that read on the channel!

No drugs? Ya'll cool if I get drunk?

God damn the dad saying that is so funny. I wasnt super close to my sisters growing up, i didnt turn into the funny big brother i wanted to be, but i had a few moments. I have a crippling phobia of needles, and my mom brought me to get a shot and my sister was there. She also had the phobia. So she was super stoked she didnt have to get a shot and i did, so then we find out she's gettinf one too and she panics. So i hold her hand as she's being prepped. Im like "its ok, it wSnt that bad you'll be ok" super soothing, then right as the doctor is going in with the needle i make eye contact and say "you're goinf to die, this will be the most painful experience in your life" and her eyes go wide, and i times it so perfectly that asi finished talking the doctor pricked her, and she flips from looking at me to a silent scream looking at the syringe. It is by far the funniest thing i've ever done as a brother and we still laugh about it to this day.

They need to do a swamp horror episode on allah

recovering opioid addicts are sweating bullets listening to this

The deaths at the end kinda remind me of that one dude who got paralyzed from a 3 story fall while high on Salvia.

im a fan of these guys in the way that if i ever saw them irl, id probably get scared and avoid them and hardly even glance to not make it weird

Funniest episode in a long time! lol this is y I have a Patreon

Give us the Minotaur Hunter art!

I only tried K2 a few times (college age ) and almost every trip was terrifying. It either felt like I was dying or the psychotic break fun of wondering if cannabilism would be fun. Never again smh

“Don’t do drugs shame on you” - while I’m actively making drugs

I use kratom for my Lyme disease (it's neurological and too late to treat) and fibromyalgia and psoriatic arthritis. it's impossible to OD on I really hope they don't make it illegal.

My grandma passed hours before this was posted and I was finally able to finish today. I never thought I would be one of these comments, but thank you guys for all the laughs through the hard times 💜

1:02:53 Hunter turns into his dad for a second lol

Really liking this one. Reminds me of a time I did too many shrooms. That said, yall need to read The Mold Series.

K2 was literal incense with these chemical crystals on it. Terrible. Sold at gas stations. Kids around here almost died from it and we had two gas stations shut down bc even when they made it illegal to sell it they kept giving it to kids

Day 5 of asking the boys to add Myrtle Beach to their next tour 🤓

Requesting GRANDPA MAPPED OUT HIS ENTIRE BASEMENT

Idk I think he was crawling on the ceiling, looking down at me in a way that should've broken his neck

Hunter and Isiah are the true nightmare rotation

It's been a while since an episode had me audibly cackling. 10/10 on both stories, this was a great bonus episode.

Definitely going to say “My friend loves your work” after asking one of the guys for a picture or something if I have a run in

This story sounds like my dreams pretty much

I was put under for my wisdom teeth removal.. I woke up half way through, and had to get gassed a 2nd time. I remember the metal claw thing they use to keep your mouth open. Tripped me out

Recommendation for a shorter story: My uncle Matt never existed

If you loved the first story, I beg you to read at least the first chapter of John Dies at the End. I know Isaiah would LOVE it.

A mile in five minutes is slightly slower than the average human sprint 🤓☝️

Hell yeah

Didn't think the boys would read this story tbh. Here are some recs I think would be awesome: - You know how to spot a Kinda Thing - Every morning my family watches me die at the breakfast table - Have you ever heard about competitive stalking? - I responded to an ad called 'Sitter Wanted'. They meant it literally, and I'm not going to be stupid and break the only rule. - At My Most Human State - We Went Too Deep

Holy shit. Great read boys. That was hilarious.

Would love to see you guys cover “The Sorrowstones” by Felix Blackwell! Besides having the world’s most terrifying cover to come across at 3AM, it was a real spooky one (much like his other book, “Stolen Tongues”.)

You know you are famous when people who aren't even fans want pictures with you.

when i see that notification with [bonus story] i start shaking like a chihuahua about to throw up

Awesome story, 10/10 batshit insane voice acting from Hunter. My worst experience with drugs was watching Ghost in the Shell on ketamine and I thought I might be a cyborg but had only just realised it. Would not recommend.

1:35 I'm pretty sure they actually read There's Something Moving in the Storm Clouds. I might be having a schizo moment but I swear I remember that title. I remember that being the first one I realized they were using new background music.

im about to creep my cast

Reminds me of John Dies at the End of

WHO THE HELL IS PASTOR LEWIS???

Creep cast

Am I hallucinating or have they read this one before?

The Kane Pixels cutouts behind Wendi are making me uncomfy

I love creep cast. But that second story was just nonsense word salad.

Hunter smoked that honey pack I see

Drug enjoyers listening to this reminisce on the good old days as they call up their plug for their opioid of choice.

I am once again requesting "I used to work at an aquarium until one of our exhibits went horribly wrong"

Creeping my cast

I keep trying to watch this video but the pastor on the ceiling keeps barking.

The worst part about a bad trip will always be the time dilation. You could repeat yourself for what feels like days just to find out you never did. Don’t do drugs kids

Me likely

Why is Kane Parsons haunting Isaiah

Oy vey.

Bro I'm about to lose it... He's also named hunter, he's also had a big testicle when he was like 16... When do the similarities end?!(They end there)

this is the greatest piece of literature i have ever experienced.

Such a fun video to watch after my doctor prescribed me Ambien today.

Tonka Jahari

The guys talking about drugs as absolute squares was fantastic lol

No one talking about the Kane parsons behind Wendi is just proof Patrons just roll with anything

K2 ?!?!? I remember k2 I remember "SIDEWALK SUGAMELI" WE WOULD GO TO THE PARK AND K2 WAS ACCESSIBLE AND WE SMOKED WEED BUT SIDEWALK SUGAMELI would sorry... forgot caps was on but he would hit this shit then we would make him count to ten then we would all laugh and he would scream like a retarded pig but somehow he would end up on the sidewalk e g everytime with his head on the street and body on the sidewalk it was fucked

This story made me feel like I was high

YOOOOOO I Love You Guys.....We Have The Same Humor And I've Had A Rough Couple Years And I Gotta Say You Guys Have Seen Me Through Some Tough Times....And Hunter Your KInda Like A Guy I Went To High School lol I Wish You Guys The Best In Your Future Endeavours Best Money Ive Spent

This is the most accurate representation of psychedelia I have ever come across

I was literally at 52 min before I saw Kane in the background... jesus I

The second story isn't is giving hard-core John dies at the end vibes.

I'm 100% going to integrate 'Sounds like a missile' into my vernacular.

Dude this is so accurate to my drug trips except for the violence, so well written in it's accuracy imo

I stayed awake for my wisdom teeth removal and got to see my tooth launch out of my mouth and across the room. The dentist had never seen that happen before. I was higher than a kite.

Synthetic weed is unironically the worst. It's genuinely horrible. Just go find real weed it's so much better

what a terrible idea to do shrooms to this

https://youtu.be/EiTz8yolzug?is=LR-jl7apATioa9TF the russian creepypasts the knocker is one i recommend

Was starting to think yall forgot about the Patreon

Hunter is fucking diabolical, Isaiah famously gives him an inch and he always takes a mile lmfao

I swear, I have had that exact conversation, at the start of the story 100times. Just about weed strains

Bro same thing with me. I smoked k2 once and I can not smoke bud without freaking the hell out.

okay i know i was tired of the silly horror stories but holy shit this story was so much fun LOL i loved the singing about the guy on the ceiling looking down at him what a silly story i loved this one

Best author you've read in a while! LOVED both stories! Please do more! Also, we now need a puppet of Hunter's Yiddish clone Minotaur.

I used smoke those delta vapes so much I ended up getting so sick I got a feeding tube. Now it looks like I have two belly buttons

waiting for the merch that is the waffle house logo but says creep cast instead

Hell yea these are some of my favorite ones

What a fun read!!

Bro I had a seizure after the worst high of my life on delta 9 and can no longer smoke weed, take benadryl, or any drowsy cold and flu meds. Glad to know that hunter gets to suffer with me🫪

Not Hunter’s description of himself as a Minotaur being exactly like Centaurs from Fallout 3🥴

Aw man where's the Hunter clone at 😟

Kratom is a straight up opioid 😂

I hope you check out the second authors anthology, it sounds cool. I know I’d love to hear it.

So someone just took a bunch of acid and tried writing a story??

Don’t threaten me with a good time. 💊

stories like their wisdom teeth stories are exactly why I pay for this podcast loool

Ayo!! Yiddish mention 🎉

Back when I was 21 I had a bad mushroom trip and thought i was dead for about 20 minutes. Full on went through the stages of grief for myself while i was sitting there drooling on myself katatonic with a couple buddies trying to snap me out of it. One of the most horrifying experiences of my life. Haven't been able to so much as smoke weed since, let alone anything else. Sometimes still get flashbacks and have small spells where the visuals and confusion come back. This story definitely nearly triggered them and it was awesome. 10/10 scariest story on the channel yet. Absolutely loved it! Only mad I didn't think of something this wild or interesting first.

This is my first time watching and not just listening, did I miss something with the Tom Cruise everywhere 😂

I have been STARVING for patreon exclusives 😭😍

Bro, the K2 story im sorry man I had the same experience on it and I still smoke weed from time to time but I think k2 fucked me up for a long time, ive had depersonalization eps (because of that shit) spice is no joke and should definitely be stayed away from

Are you guys going to read Puppetmaster's Regime or do I need to get another fucking circumcision?

I would never ever want to meet celebrities/people I admire. Not even Dolly. I love them but I’d be waaaaay to anxious. & same thing happened to me with weed. Was perfectly fine with the regular stuff & then I tried gas station gummies and it ruined it for me forever. Now I get incredibly cold, forget how to automatically breath, heart races, and my anxiety is too much to bare. It’s been 5 years since it happened & even getting a contact high when hanging out with my friends can put me in a spiral. Might be the autism tbh that makes me extra sensitive to shit.

I believe that the other ocean creepy pasta/no sleep story the guys read was The Ocean is Deeper than We thought.

where is the pogo stick drawing >:(

I'm just saying but I feel like we could do a Creep Cast book club via Fable

Ya’ll tried salvia before…?

Trying to listen to this story without watching it is like when your mom's head appears from a swirling vortex in the floor that you just dropped your water into. Trippy.

Hearing K-2 referenced in 2026 is wild 🫪

this was my favorite creep cast yet! i giggled about 12 times

What is he some kind of monster hunter?

Drug time

These were fun, especially the drug one. Definitely my favorite bonus story. The performance from both mr and mrs. Creepcast was phenomenal and hilarious, sounded like they had fun with it

ooh a continuation of the doctor lady story

I think you two should check out "Lost Episodes Can Be Found Again". It takes on the idea of the lost episode creepypasta and creates what I believe to be just an absolutely fantastic story out of what tends to be a real stinker of a sub category. I think it would be highly enjoyed by both of you!

this is exactly why i pay for the patreon

The author 100%, without a doubt, is writing about a Salvia trip. If you know, you know. In most cases, it fine, but it can be a complete disconnect from reality unlike any other psychedelic. This coming from someone that had to have a friend hold me down and not even realize it was happening.

this was....something i guess

A bonus story on a Monday?! God is real!

I just crapped my cast

I will draw centaur Hunter

Only half way into the video and I am stressed out.

As someone that is fairly "seasoned" and has experienced extreme ups and downs, but been clean for years. This is giving me a panic attack, it's like watching the movie Spun.

These were very interesting I’d love to hear the junction falls creepcast

Creeping while Dri…AHHHHH

These are my top recommendations!! (These are all nosleep stories) -The Stump (aka I got out of the hospital a few months ago, but I can’t forget about *the stump* I never ran past the stump. Never. Except once) by AsForClass -Have You Seen This Painting of a Hallway? by wdalphin -I found a usb stick / The Long Face by Fyve -Gurgles and Bugman by WontThinkStraight -On A Hill by Mike_Rants

I’ll try my hand at story recommendations, I’d say “I found a secret abandoned lab from the 70s” by mrmichaelsquid or “I work at an amusement park. only half of the monsters here are paid actors” by, I believe, girl_from_the_crypt. First is a nice little Fallout inspired creature feature and the other is a massive story with a continuous plot line

I really hope the guy working on his house keeps the address to himself. Must be a nightmare having to get people in and avoiding them figuring out you're a public figure, feel bad for him honestly. Everyone deserves their personal privacy Also yes that synthetic weed shit is insanely bad and does destroy links in your brain it was legal then outlawed in the UK years ago, it could be the source of hunters crippling brain damage

A Hunter Minotaur would be a Tauren Paladin with stolen diabetic hooves.

It's funny my name is Kevin & I have been Clean for 7 years 💪🏼 love this show!!!

Looking for a tummy sticks partner

Thank god I was working alone today, I laughed way too hard at this

Drugs are bad. Mmmkay. But legit, I smoked laced weedas a teen and it fucked me up, fucking terrifying

The only times I’ve ever fully hallucinated on weed was when I had my first edible, and when I used to do delta-8 gummies. Sometimes the high was great, sometimes enlightening, and other times… not so much. Delta-8 seems to be very unregulated bc half the time the gummies I’d get at the smoke shop would differ in color, consistency, AND flavor, for the same damn product. I’m autistic, I get the same shit every time. No one was quality checking that shit, I swear. But that shit gave my buddy that strange illness where it destroys your cannabinoid receptors or some shit bc any amount of weed makes him violently ill now, and all he was doing before was vaping delta-8. I’m never touching that shit again. But I’ll say it did help my mental health before weed got legalized in my state, I was better off with a 50-50 hallucinatory trip off it than having nothing at all. Now I’m getting shit arranged to get my medical marijuana card because I qualify with ✨flying colors✨ and I need some fuckin discounts man this regulated weed is expensive

Please just be a normal field trip....

Please do junction falls it was so interesting

Bro, K2 is much stronger than weed. If you smoke k2 like weed, you're going to have a bad time. 1 regular hit will jack you up, but you get tolerance to it quick

No drawing? Denied!

Nah your of the wall unhinged segments is why I signed up for the patreon don't lie Isaiah 🤣🤣🤣

Suggesting "This picture from the 1996 K-Mart Teen Fall Catalogue has a very peculiar story behind it." again.

I had a very similar idea to the second story lol

My brother has a story about when they all did two strips of acid and like windows got busted out, a ceiling fan got pulled out the ceiling and a dog was found dead. He ran when cops came and hid in an empty hot tub 4 houses down till morning

please let this be an ordinary video? With Creep Cast, No Way!!! AUGH!!!! Crusin on down YouTube, Watching spooky videos Seeing Hunter and Isiah horror stories filled with woes Ride on the thrill with Creep Cast!!

This reminds me of John Dies at the End

Im absolutely shocked people in this audience lack social awareness

speak for urself mr story title

“Yeah I want to prove I know where you live” said the contractor who was actually a flesh amalgamation of the creature.

You don’t have to have fun to do drugs.

💚🖤💚🖤💚🖤💚🖤💚🖤

can u guus read I work at a private museum for the rich and famous plsss

I have so many horror stories off K2 alone lol. this story Im buckling up for

You guys should do that cameo thing

I absolutely loved that second story! That to me is the definition example of cosmic horror. I would definitely love for more stories to be made with this author. Very cool

unexpected realness with the spice panic attack story, that stuff is so unpredictable. it either did absolutely nothing or was the most unpleasant panic-inducing experience of your life. cannon event for most 15 year olds i knew growing up, myself included

lounging in the pool while listening to creepcast? cleanup on aisle my pants!

erm, mr. goon? he’s right behind you

This was absolutely written by someone who remembers their drug experiences

I love getting bonus ceep crasts on my day off.

Please lord let this be less bleak than the last story…….

Once again asking for "There is no Antimemetics Division" by qntm

Did they not already read this story?? Am I loosing my mind??

Dude K2 was no joke. That shit made peoples brains bleed. Lmao

Those drugs are given those names and are dangerous because there primary market are hardcore addicts.

Please have fish pregnancy

Post 38 of asking that I would really love to see yalls spin on reading "I'm a Guard Stationed at a secret government prison" https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/cr0lna/im_a_guard_stationed_at_a_secret_government/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=mweb3x&utm_name=mweb3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button

36:50 is would be an amazing out of context section to show a non-CreepCast fan lmao

Ripped my pen as papa said shame on you🫩🫩🫩

When I was in the Marines I had to get my wisdom teeth ripped out. Went to the dentist office to get it done and they shot my gums up with novacain or something like that. For whatever reason it didn't really take and they just decided to rip them out anyways. Best part is after they got done all the numbing painkillers they'd given me kicked in.

Thank you for this extra meal Papa Meat and Papa Goon. Also- K2 ain't ever worth it

yay.

hunter’s story about the weed panic attack happened to me too, my heart rate spiked to almost 200bpm and i genuinely thought i was going to have a heart attack, so now if i want to have an edible i have to take a ton of CBD to balance it out. i only ever take 10mg edibles so idk maybe im just weak

So yeah, THAT just happened…

Creep Cast is my drug, make it run in my veins mhmmmm

glad this didn’t come out during my acid phase

Horror from the vault request

If I ever meet Wendigoon in person, all I will do is let him know that I too suffer from huge ass lips. My wife, also named Kayla, reminds me often of my DSL...

PC

the only time i have and will ever asked someone to take a video with me is when i asked the (old) lead singer of dgd to tell my boss to go fuck himself after he asked why i called off work that day. it seemed warranted then.

As a polydryg abuser who just had mid 6g mushroom trip on 4th of july im saying drugs are not good for you

This is why you just take loads of mushrooms like a true god fearing American 🫡

isaiah got burnt :(

Hunter is like this because of the one time he did k2. Little did he know, it was k3

Recommendation: I think you guys would like strange pictures by Uketsu (published novella). Strange houses might be cool as well, but i think Strange Pictures is more your guys’s style.

I’d love a long video of reading the rest of the entries from Accounts From A Lonely Broadcast Station

This is so funny, great way to start the work week

Creeping my cast in a way that should’ve broken my neck

The Cast has been Creeped this day

the governement can pry delta 8 from my cold head hands

I can’t help but think this reminds me of John dies at the end. A movie about a drug called soy sauce.

No pogo image- im sad

Dude I had all 4 of my wisdom teeth taken out at once without being put under bc my insurance wouldn't cover it. My fight or flight response is to freeze so I was catatonic for like a week. I can still feel and remember the sounds of them cracking my teeth ☠️ They were all impacted so they had to break them to take them out in smaller pieces. I was 19. Then a couple years later I had gallbladder surgery and obviously they put me put for that. But I guess I had a bad reaction to the anesthesia bc I woke up uncontrollably screaming and sobbing. They had to keep me back there for an hour. The nurses just kept telling me to calm down so I could go home and I was like, "I literally can't control this, wtf is happening." And shortly after I was diagnosed with anxiety and depression ✌️ Last surgery I had was a couple years ago (tubal ligation, no babies for me) and I was constantly telling drs to please adjust my anesthesia so I don't wake up screaming. And they listened and it actually all went super smoothly.

I’ve done a disturbing amount of @c1d and the thought loops are real this is sending me back to when I was 17 my god

😆🤣tysm!

Id love for the boys to read the girl the universe forgot, its one of my favorite stories by an amazing author. Also I really hope this one has less fish.

I love the new rule made up...anything with a similar name to a missile shouldn't be consumed. Awesome! Agreed. I truly laughed out loud.

wow, wendi loves kane so much

Give us the minotaur drawing immediately.

As someone who has done a good deal of ketamine (for therapy)... This reminded me of that. Good shit.

I love creeping my cast

Did you guys know he’s 20 years old?!?

I come to patreon creepcast for the smut

28:20 this fucking story rules

Had the same exact experience when I was younger with k2. Was told it was weed. Shits terrible

I haaaaate k2 so much dude. We couldn’t get any herb for weeks while we were helping build stuff on a friends house so they went and got some of that and it gave us all such a wierd panic attack feeling, I didn’t partake more than 3 times bc it kept happening.

Happy appy appyyyyy

"Youre not coming out of this" is such a fucking funny thing to say but god damn so horrible like its a moment on the level of grandpa Ernest shooting the dog and the fact its only on patreon is so sad

Do not do synthetic weed, k2, or salvia. In fact try to not get addicted to substances or gambling, at all, it can ruin your life and make you someone else

The second story actually takes place in Shiokawa, Japan in the universe of World of Horror

We want MORE

More forced insemination Creepypastas?! Truly a return to form for the podcast.

Not me and hunter twinning. The exact same thing happened to me where i accidentally smoked synthetic weed at a family thanksgiving and greened out in front of my Entire family and now i can’t smoke anything.

Had a similar experience with that synthetic weed stuff. Baja Bad Time.

Damn, K2 brings me back to being a dumb teen smoking Black Mamba synthetic weed. 4 hours of panic and manual breathing until passing out. 10/10 don’t touch that shit, kids

You have to read the labyrinth one. It’s like No End House but in a more physically scarring way for the main character

started talking about anesthesia and everytime now since it literally killed me the mention of it is like 😟 but yeah i hate surgery and i hate anesthesia and hope to never get it again because a doctor overdosed me and killed me 😭 so hunters fears was my reality

So this ripped. Nice episode guys 💜

i will never stop creeping my weedcast

Bra-fuckin-vo!

Just creeped my cast in the work truck for the second time today, hopefully the boss doesn’t find out!

Nice birthday bonus story

Yeah spice was super fucked up haha always felt like I was gonna die when I smoked it

Where is that drawing???

Shout out Kane Parsons cameo at 20 years old he’s in a Creep Cast video now

Sorry to self-promote, big fan of creeping my cast and I just want to shoot my shot once for the hell of it 👄 This podcast has revitalized my love of internet horror. I wrote one semi-popular story on r/nosleep seven years ago, called “There was someone standing in my yard last night, and I don’t know what to do about it” and would love if it was on the show’s radar. I’ll be the first to admit it might be awful (several people sent me angry DMs about the ending), I’ve basically lived a whole life between when I wrote it and now. I will not at all be offended if this is ignored, but I am trying to get back into the hobby of writing internet horror and it seems like maybe this community might like what I wrote despite its flaws and provide some good insight for future writing 🫶🏻 I promise to never self-promote on here again, thx

I'm still waiting on that thicc turd drawing, hunter *taps foot repeatedly*

perfect just what i needed to take the edge off

Crankin my creep under my desk at work rn

9:40 - this happened to me with those delta drinks (can’t remember what they’re called) but I only had one, not even a full can and I greened out bad my teeth were chattering. Since then I can barely smoke and never touch the synthetic stuff, a total panic attack 😭

Dude spice is fucking crazy. It’s literally just un regulated research chemicals. I don’t understand how it was ever legal with how dangerous it is

why would his dad say that omg😭😭

WHERES THE DRAWING

MEATGOON POSTED

Where is the drawing hunter

Isaiah literally accepted an invitation to a labyrinth from Kane

Weird Birds would be cool to see, curious how youd 2 would react to it.

I don’t recommend being awake for wisdom teeth removal

David fweaking king

Casting my creep so hard at work rn

Actually kinda scary how accurate this is to my really bad trips. Less of seeing things and more of the thinking things are repeating or that times stopped moving and a loss of reality

Iv been waiting for them to do this one LETSSSS GOOOOOOOKK

Yooo thanks for tackling my stories guys! Yeah, just to clear up any confusion, “Isn’t” wasn’t in the original version of “Police Stories From The World’s Strangest Town.” I added it in when I was rewriting things for my book. Would love to have you fellas take on that whole story though!

Is that Cane behind Isaiah? Three times??

bonus episode AND it’s two stories in one?? i feel like a make a wish kid in disneyland rn

Loved the stories and bits in this one

16:00 giving me Dracula flow flashbacks