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Rewatching every creep cast episode, finally here again. Pray for me guys

It’s wild to think that the effects of this episode had left permanent cracks in their friendship.

I’m sorry. This is my third time listening to this in full.

H

I’ve tried so many times to listen to the full story… maybe this time I can get through it

All you need to do to get completely lost is pause the video and come back after taking a piss.

much like isaiah reads the road to hurt himself i listen to happy appy to do the same

HONK 🫥

Welp never had being in a hostage situation on my 2026 bingo card. But im glad i wasnt the only one 😂

This episode gave me an ear infection

1 hour and 38 mins in on 2x speed and I cannot keep doing this

Into the breach once more brothers and sisters!

6g

Relistening to this on 9/11 while at work. Never forget.

Listening to this on 9/11 is a religious experience

Gramps disconnect his air machine and he flatlined to death. Happy Appy!

This is probably one of my most listened-to videos. I listen to this to fall asleep all the time. I’ve heard the end once. 🤣

every time i need to clean or do something i dont want to, i put on this so im forced to work as efficiently as possible so the torment ends quicker

September 9th, I'm trying to listen to happy Appy once again after not making it through the first time. I might not survive but we'll see

Ive listened to this multiple times 😅

This is the 3rd time trying to listen to this. Please God give me the strength to make it the last.

I'm attempting to finish this 6 months later because I made it half way when this was first released. This story is an eldritch horror as far as I'm concerned.

It looks like happy appy is doing 67… 67 67 67 67 67

it took six months but i finally finished happy appy. now i want to die.

Today is the day. My record is 3 hours and 30 minutes, i will finish happy appy finally

I completely forgot this existed, seeing the thumbnail was like a flash bang to when I was young and first looking into it. Now I remember why I had forgotten and wish to one day forget again.

I replay this episode all the time at work. The story sucks but Hunter and Isaiah’s banter always makes me laugh and shockingly even enjoy this episode

Happy appy....I can never be as awful as you

Sorry to say but I've watched this episode several times now... the emotional journey and true testament to friendship on display here is just heartwrenching, when Hunter takes over for Isaiah and is so locked in for such a long time, incredible. The real reason for this comment, though, the way Isaiah says "I played Jar of Hate" feels so perfectly isolated, I think of it as Wendi playing Yu-Gi-Oh suddenly and I just wanted to say that no matter how many times I've listened to this one, when it hits that line, "I played Jar of Hate" it just hits me in such a way that it always gets my attention.

If I have to hear 'Death Smile' one more time IM going to crash out. Christ I'm only halfway through

What do I get if I listened to this whole thing twice?

Starting my 2nd or 3rd listen of this glorious episode

Starting my third listen of happy appy, I embrace the suck

put the ads back it was a welcome respite from happy appy

This is actually the best creep cast episode I’ve ever watched. I will do anything for happy appy remaster. I hope the meat and goon will acknowledge my request. The way the kings work there magic is wonderful

Aberdeen.... it all makes sense now

I decided to put my self through this torture at work with a coworker that hates me 🫡

We are suffering together team

I had to put this in a vault for this long,,… but.. I finally finished it. In one shift. If you see a barista that looks like they want to kill themselves more than usual- they’re listening to this 4 and a half hour long self flagellation simulator

I fear I’ve rewatched so many episodes, so many times, I’ve finally ran out of other options. Time to rewatch this horror masterpiece

The fact that this author is very clearly from my hometown makes this so much worse

Pray I have strength to finish this time. Third times the charm baby

I put Happy Appy on before bed every night to punish myself

The first time I listened to this I was at work and I’ve never felt so trapped in my life

Took 97 business days and cost my sanity BUT I SURVIVED HAPPY APPY🤣🤣. I want my Purple Heart now

That’s natural children

That’s natural children

At 24:33 wendigoon had to whisper so nobody in his crib could hear

Waited to listen to this episode until i had a long flight and by the end of the flight i was hoping the plane would hit a building

After a 8 hour shift from hell i’m torturing myself more tonight

I never did make it all the way through this story. I’ve tried so many times. I had to watch Darbo clips to get the highlights. They did great sticking with this mess til the end.

only got 2.5 hours in and couldnt finish but here i am again, locked in this time

Finally finished this today after bailing halfway when it released. Now to get through "My Property Isn't Normal" after bailing 15 minutes in...

It’s crazy how fast the energy dies in this episode. I guess that’s only natural, children.

Rewatching this masterpiece it’s even funnier the second time around

Coming here after watch “My Property Isn’t Normal” to see which one is worse

This took me two days to finish, but I swore I'd finish it. Ending this story at the beginning of my day was probably not a good idea

I thought my job was hard without listening to this story, but we can all suffer together

Hunter taking over is the best part lol that’s it. Didn’t save it but it helped

Update, really want to kill myself

I have come back, no I don’t think I’m a masochist…. I don’t think. I probably just blocked out the creature

Someone needs to do a welfare check on the author lol

4:05 was so funny lol

My child was also born in Knoxville, W.

Feb 15th is my birthday :)

My god………. THAT WAS INSUFFERABLE….😣 🤦🏻🤣👏🔥❤️

may this author never write anything ever again

i slept in way later than i should’ve today. as punishment- i am listening to happy appy for the third time

This is what Kyle was hearing in his head after he went braindead.

the sheer..... energy of this managed to keep me up til 4 am and finish my work so thank you i did not comprehend any of this

im so sorry yall had to read this

Y'all should've left the ads in for this one. It wouldve given us a nice break at least.

Omg came back to finish and still have 90mins left fml

What if it was called Fappy Appy and he jerked off that would be funny I think haha 😆

I'm alone in the office today and I'm raw dogging this video all the way through. Not gonna do any work just going to sit and watch and probably end up like Hunter, on the floor with my legs on the chair

this is my sleep time video btw

I thought this would be hilarious… and it was in the beginning… but know I have PTSD lmao😭😭😭 good god it’s finally over😭🤣😭🤣😭

I was falling behind on episodes, so I didn't listen to this one until today. All I can say is that Happy Appy is truly Hunter and Isaiah's Vietnam.

Holy shit happy happy is Isaiah's the road. the Grey clouds McCarthy talked about were this story

Im sorry yall had to read this

Just finished my second listen. What a masterpiece.

Just Re-Listened to this for so i can appreciate the little things more

Do I have a problem? I've listened to this episode at least 3 times at this point.

"I need more 9/11's or something to happen" - Hunter Hancock 2026

Normally listening to these episodes at work makes the day go by faster this episode almost made me quit

Yeah this one’s up there with penpal. Scary!

Finally got around to finishing this episode, I gained nothing

🫩

i cant believe that happy appy predicted the ai fruit show slop

Genuine 9/11 whiplash, and then it just kept going…. He kept writing…. 50 more entries….

Is Hunter on Cameo

Just finished my second listen, still no clue what is happening. I like when the hairy angry man makes the funny voice tho 😃

Re listening to this episode since I couldn’t finish it, wish me luck

Proud to say I survived happy appy probably cuz i was at work...

I'm finally done...

Yeah I don’t get it

Had to sit through it with the lads, if they suffer I suffer especially when our man had to sacrifice daughter time

Hunter’s I wanna die song was the best part of this story

All I could think during the 9/11 segment was, "Now remember kids jet fuel can't melt steel beams"

Im so tired

How does it just keep going.....

My god. I felt like my brain worked a full time shift trying to finish this one. Hunter was right, nothing topped 9/11.

If I had a nickel for every time Hunter sang Amazing Grace on a CreepCast episode, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.

I think the point of the bible part was that, if the protagonist were to read ANY book in that specific instance, it would be the bible to ward off this stupid cartoon apple thing

I survived happy happy story 🥳 🎉

I hope The Goon makes a 4 hour breakdown of the Happy Appy lore

I loved y'all but I can't finish this

Three hours in so far, and hilariously I think think this dull information waterfall of exposition is the smoothest Hunter has ever read, like his brain turned on autopilot to survive this mental onslaught. Also, legitimately the worst story I've heard, I really wonder what the remake they mentioned the author making will be like

3 hours in and hunters just powering through. Is incredible. Until I realized there's still a full 90 minutes left.

I'm clocking out an hour and a half in. I can't do it.

Gotta say it may have been bad but atleast it helped me get thru my shift lol "ITS ONLY NATRUAL CHILDREN."

Think I would rather have 100 hours of appy over poly hell

Can we get a “I SURVIVED HAPPY APPY” hoodie or jacket

1:24:44 YOU KILLED MY FAMILY! YOU BURNED MY HOUSE TO THE GROUND!

Them reading the worst episodes are the best episodes besides episodes where they read good episodes which are the best episodes. Those are the best.

As someone learning Russian I got say Hunter said Apple wrong. Also Hunter I’m sorry I can’t stop what I’m doing to devote to watch you instead of listening. I GOT A JOB AND THIS GIRL NEEDS MONEY

Didn't watch this one, usually a big fan doe.

Oh god there is still three more hours of this

brutal

more like crappy appy

That was the absolute worst thing my ears have ever heard….

I am halfway through...... Please help me

ive never been more happy for an episode to end

Just realized this episode was released the day after my birthday

That was some of the best reading I've heard from hunter I'm so proud of you

I’ll be honest…it wasn’t nearly as bad as people made it out to be.

Finally gonna rewatch this gem!

Bruh the initial silence after it ended hit harder than anything in the episode

I’m already 3hrs in, I can finish this!

Enjoying the dog shit, thank you

I was hoping to the stars they would read this. About a year or two ago I listened to this entire thing and I needed to see the crash out from the absolute absurdity.

On paternity leave now and these videos have been on repeat. Love’m! Thank you guys for all you do. Your sacrifices are not in vain!

That's natural, children! God this was a challenging listen.

Man, this was a doozy. Made it through it, but this one was rough. That said, as a father myself, take all the time you need with your kiddo. It's a wonderful experience. Enjoy it!

Every time Isaih says the viewers are going to love this, the comments are full of people saying this is the worst story they've ever read on the podcast. We do not love this.

praying to god we never have to suffer through another story like this 😭 STOP SUGGESTING DOGSHIT

I enjoyed the quick nap time segment of this episode around 2:39:00

Dear God

By far the worst story they've read.

I was determined to get to the end of this episode… it took me weeks but here I am. finally on the other side. godspeed.

1:22:20 1.8cm😭 imagining the author writing this is that size has me dead

i cannot get this time back, but i mean get that bag i guess

I was finally able to finish this video lol been trying since it came out, but I did it!!!

Thank you for suffering through this for us. Dear god.

I finally finished this today. I feel physically exhausted and I only listened to 45 minutes today. Oh my god

Help us all

Good Grayble

I made it all the way, but at what cost? And for what reason?

Creepcast big lips pants okay

oh my god bro

I survived Happy Appy 🍎

Almost gave up, but after listening to a character who has the same name as my abusive ex-bf being brutally murdered, I felt pretty rejuvenated!

Chat I shook Joe Rogers III hand. Am I cool?

i love how wendi and papa never think it’s a trollpasta, just a kid with bad writing skills. you can definitely tell this one is intentionally bad and drawn out

Manzana

I’m convinced Isaiah wrote this. Otherwise why would happy appy have such big lips? Coincidence?

Just want to say I love how Papa came in and manhandled Wendigoon's part.

i couldn’t tell u a single thing that happened in this story

I watched this twice because once audio and then video to see if Isaiah put furries in the moment of silence. He did not. I feel like I have been robbed

Dude how on Earth did I make it through this, I'm changed as a person and not in a good way

Sat through in one sitting🏅

I did it… 3 days and many breaks I got through it lmao

it never ends

"After traveling on the I-5 for 20 hours or so" ...That's almost the entire height of the country.

The guy who wrote this is the kind of guy that adds a “thank you for 1k likes” edit on YouTube comments

Don’t listen to your audience ever again please

I'll never forgive you guys. This was mass torture under the pretense of a "scary story" absolutely horrendous.

Listen we love you guys. And we especially love when you are in pain. But this one was too much, even for us viewers/listeners.

Watched it all the way to the end... Its just natural children

watched the whole thing! will now draw my killing myself in microsoft paint

the only way i got through all of this is im at a bar rn and have had 5 double vodka and sprites

why did I think this would go down like Jager? it went down like razor blades

I still have an hour and a half left dude this story never ends 💀please send an ambulance

A week later, I finished it

Happy Appy might rack up one more death after this one. 4.5 hours and I'm ready to end it. (jk of course)

I'm half way though after listening in pieces for a week. It must end

this was fucking rough would not have ever read this story without you guys reading it

i’m so sad he’s gonna kill jerma:((

Did we all universally stop and look at the comments right when we it hit the last 45 mins

There’s still 3 hours of this shit. 😂😭

The voice acting is the only reason i finished. Fuggin ruff

I don’t know how you all got through 4 hours of this. 😩 and I don’t know how I did too. God help us

I think I’m in love with Forensic and his Iconic Trademark Gas Mask

1:29 in and lord I've tried but I can't even make this work as background noise for work. The pain in Hunter's voice.... Im sorry guys this is my first tap out 😭

I’ve procrastinated watching this episode, I know why now….

TWENTY MIN HOW IT IS STILL GOING LORD

I am usually the guy still watching when you guys say “if you’re still here” but today I almost wasn’t.

Make it stop

I can’t take it anymore

I have 1h 13 min left to watch, please pray for me homies 🐕 🙏

Speaking of the Marble Hornets guys and seeing where they are now, they recently put out another Slenderman series called Rosswood. The whole thing is like 85 minutes, so they basically just made a found footage movie. Check it out if you get a chance

It’s insane that through this podcast we have read what might be the greatest fiction ever written on the internet (mother horse eyes) and now we have read the worst fiction ever written on the internet. How do you manage as an author to make a story almost impossible to read

Saw a comment where “how is there 30 minutes left” at like an hour in and after there being 39 minutes left… HOW IS THERE 40 MINUTESSSS

Took me a week but I finally finished the episode. Dear lord that was rough

if anyone has ever played professor layton his name is hershel

This is rough

This is a rough one

Dear God, I have 45 minutes left, why couldn’t they skip

I finally finished the story

I made my gf sit through 2 and a half hours of this, I’ll finish the rest on my own

Hunter taking over turned this episode from the worst episode to the best episode and Isiah only took over because of how JEALOUS he was of Hunter's skill smh 😤

I had 14 minutes left and I was like “I think I’m done” but after looking at the time I feel like I can’t be done yet

everyone who wanted you guys to read this, I hope both of your pillow sides are always warm

Oh dear god this was a fucking slog. Poor Hunter 😭

2:52:45 wild

My dad worked on Batman beyond. Very cool knowing his legacy will be equated to Happy Appy

Halfway through, I am STRUGGLING to stay awake

1:58:39 I cackled so hard when I saw that image

Frederick’s death is like in fallout 3 when you just convince the enclave leader to kill himself

Congrats Wendi on the new addition to your family ❤️

Missed opportunity to include the neopets 9/11 memorial pics

coming back to say this literally took me like 6 days to finish

This is the author interview we need, just to ask the guy wtf (derogatory)?

I've been watching since the very first episode and this is definitely the worst they've read by far the 10 hour video felt shorter

Hunter tagging in around 2 hours 45 mins when he heard Wendi was burnt out was probably the kindest thing a human has ever done 😂

I'm 59

The only reason I got through this is because it was fucking hilarious to watch Hunter crash out over it. Had me laughing a lot. 😄

This was pretty horribly written, on the other hand the second half was arguably worse

This is the one episode I can’t finish

It is Feburary 15th, I am at work attempting to listen to Happy Appy It is Feburary 17th, I am at work attempting to listen to Happy Appy It is Feburary 19th, I am at work attempting to listen to Happy Appy It is Feburary 22nd, I am at work attempting to listen to Happy Appy

ive been trying to listen to this ep 10 times... one hour left! pray for me

It's been taking me days to get through this y'all are troopers

I tried guys I really did, but this is such a bad story I couldn’t finish it. At least “my best friend” was entertaining in its presentation and crash outs. This is just a bad story and a bad time and listening to half of it over the course of a week was enough

I had to stop halfway through, wash it down with Mother Horse Eyes, and then come back. Great work guys, 10/10 video yet again 👍

This has been the hardest listen ever

Lmaoo I know some of us enjoy to watch Isaiah and Hunter suffer reading some questionable work ,but I was also trying my best to stay awake 😭

This is genuinely the rubberhose rampage of horror stories

Halfway through, pray for me.

commenting back to say i am relistening to this at work. ty i am miserable

The first episode that has taken me more than 2 sessions to listen through. Fellas ...... This might be the worst story ever made in history

Right around 3:38:00…the deadpan read broke me

I think i’m a different person now. Not better….different.

i feel like i need a fucking t shirt or a medal for listening to this all the way through i’m ngl

Listening to this was like going in to your 7th consecutive 16 hour shift at the ball torture factory.

I cant belive i finnished this whole episode. it was torture.

Finally starting happy appy, will report back when I’m done

Listening to this is a slog through and a half. I can only imagine how hellish it would be to actually read it aloud, props to you guys cause this is the worst story ever on CreepCast.

Someone get these bozos a raise (not me tho I'm poor)

this ones been a rough one boys ngl

I am almost a week in and I’m only half way through Kill me

God this is ruff 🐶

I don’t think I’m gonna make it 🤣🤣

I stuck through until the end... it was rough. Its fun to watch the crash outs for a bit, but I definitely prefer the good stories lol.

The concept could be a novel in my mind. Candle cove or 1999 could be interesting as a novel. Makes me think of the movie sinister watching the home movies. But this is awful because it has no characters at all

I’ve watched this twice now and it is most definitely the worst story they’ve ever read.

4 days into this, 40min left, I cannot go further

Round of applause for the accent switching. Bravo Hunter. Making fudge out of crap.

I’m still not finished watching this🥲 1hr and 30 mins left

I’m halfway through and this feels endless

Guys, I think this is the best piece of media I have ever experienced. Truly a once in a lifetime masterpiece that changed my life. I will never be the same again. This patreon is truly the best use of my money that I could spend. tHAts NatUrAl ChiLdREn!

HOW IS THERE A WHOLE OTHER 30 MINUTES

Hear me out, some more accounts from a lonely broadcast station or tales from a gas station

ts is so ass 🥀 love you boys

Stayed till the end just for the analysis… worth it 💀

Thats natural children

4:03:21. The story is right guys. So what if this was the dumbest episode ever, y’all should just be happy it gets decent ratings!

I feel like this story was punishment for the people who listen to creep cast at work…… Thanks a lot guys

3:42:09. Wendi, thank you for keeping Hunter motivated…. Sometimes the story is so terrible and drawn out that you become the reader we need, and not the reader we deserve.

Had to listen to this spread out over a few days. This one was painstaking.😶

Made it all the way to the end. Good lord, you both deserve medals for making it through to the end of that. It was like a smiling friends episode without the smiling friends, like a whole episode about a background gag.

did it in one go…. they’re so lucky i did a 4am shift and was able to withstand that for 4hours

I’m the shadow man I’ll eat all your apples

I’m not even gonna joke, I’m fully with you guys, this shit felt like being waterboarded for 4 and a half hours

all the people who wanted you guys to read this should never be allowed to suggest things again lol

I survived in one go……I crashed out

Four days. Four to finish this. I tip my hat to Hunter for stepping in and speed reading. Like Sam carrying Frodo up the mountain.

I hate that I could sit through this and not 9M9H9E9

AN HOUR AND A HALF STILL LEFT. GENTLEMEN I WILL CARRY THIS LOAD ALONG SIDE YOU BOTH. HOLY SHIT THIS IS A STORY OF ALL TIME

yall NEED to start having someone vet these stories 💔 like just enough to say whether they’re meme stories or genuine. and maybe limit crashouts to once every month-2 months or something. for your own sanity 😭

Finally reached the end of the story. I could really feel the unadulterated anger behind Hunter's final "FUCK YOU!!!" at the penultimate post. 10/10 experience, but please find something actually good next time for everyone's sake.

Moving to south America? As in "fake my death and move to Bariloche"?

Boring had to use this is background fauteur

Welp about an hour left. I have to tap out for now. God gosh. I will finish this. I’ll be back. But gosh this is terrible.

It’s Friday now. I’ve been listening since Sunday. I still have 1.5 hours left. I’m gonna push through. Hopefully before the next episode

“Long story short” “BOOOOOO”

I feel like dad picked the name and mom didn’t have any say in it, welcome back from maternity leave mom

happy appy and stardew time, life is decent

I’m so sorry for everyone who listened to the whole thing like me this episode literally feels longer than mother horse eyes

day idk of asking for nik to do an episode completely by himself in a pitch black room

Russian here(I’m not), Hunter was right(I have no idea)

Happy Appy changed the way I look at my life. Thank you Elijah and Hunter for presenting such a wonderfully laid out and inspirational story. I’m going to ingest an entire fucking bottle of Tylenol now. You bastards! 😆

Damn this story was baaaad. Boring

They would rather do a full reading of this than do "the thing in the basement is getting better at mimicking people"

Are they gonna post the vod? I barely missed it 😭

I got about 3 hours in and looked at the timeline, I let out the biggest sigh when I saw there was a full hour and a half left.

Welcome back from paternity leave, Isaiah 💀

God, after this just drop merch. I’ll purchase for your troubles.

We need a safeword for these kinds of stories

You know it’s getting bad when Hunter starts reading the regular text

This is probably what being skinned alive feels like

2 hours in and im starting to think this apple may not be as happy as it claims

livestream?

Not me laughing every time Hunter switched between accents for Frederick….😂😂😂

No wonder this story sucks so bad. Aberdeen Washington.

What word is similar to Noggin??? 🤔

Does she have her father's lips?

I love love love the fact that Happy, a freaking apple, not only owns and operates a whole @ss van, but he also knows how to repair it.

Diabolically ass 🩵

Can we have the vod for the livestream :)

Thanks patreon for notifying me about the livestream 2 hours after it started! You guys should really give us a heads-up. We're paying you after all.

Да, товарищ Хантер, приятно видеть вашу атаку на капиталистических недовольных. Слава Объединенному Совету!

Live chat ended any wimps eatin shrimps?

Beautiful lips on this Apple

Golden

Info dump the story

We need an absolute banger horror story for the next episode please I beg you. I listened to all this in one sitting at work and my god it made me go numb

Isaiah’s Forensic voice is just Nicolas Cage 💀

When I heard that last "Done"...My god the euphoria. Do it again.

I’ve been listening to this on and off for 4 days while driving to work and back. I forget where I’m at every time and the madness they’re both facing is insane. But hey that’s just natural 🍎

Not a great way to start off the baby era

Hunter told me to sit down and the next think I knew I wasted 4 hours of my life. Thanks Creepcast guys

Stories a piece of shit but you guys riffing and crashing out is hilarious entertainment

Everyone complaining hates fun. This was great 🤣

You owe me another episode this week. This one doesn't count

Wendi would have a heart attack if he saw some of the more blasphemous bits from Wondershowzen lol

it took me until the 3hour mark to realize that this is just a creepypasta parody of annoying orange

The Aphex Twin reference is insane

It took me 4 days to listen to this all the way through.

The author of the story gives me the same kind of vibes as Chris Chan writing about sonichu

Pain

This story is the reason why god abandoned us. My friend started to get into CreepCast more, he texted, “Oh my god, jon. It gets so much worse. I cant fucking believe it. I wanna go back to when happy appy did 9/11.” This story might be my final reason why.

it just kept going

Wow this is brutal, definitely need a thing in the basement part 2

I survived until the 3 hour mark

Worth wanting to rip my ears off for 3 hours to hear hunter sing a song

I work at a warehouse, boring stuff. i had 5 hours left of work so i thought "aw yeahhh when this episode is done, I'm out of work" I'm 2:19:08 in and i have an hour and 30 minutes left of work. I couldn't keep going, I had to stop a few time because of how numb I felt. Guys please, new rule. If both readers are tapped out. SWITCH THE STORY PLEASE.

now that we listened to the worst story in existence, could we continue to read "the thing in the basement"? Atleast that had some comedic value.. if not, I'll start a union

2:58:32 idk what everyone’s talking about this performance is incredible, true artistry

I do not know how I have 2.5 hours left. This is story is shit from an ass. I'm going to crash the fuck out. This is going to undo my time in anger therapy. The only thing keeping me going is hope that the boys will have a loud crash out and I can live that moment vicariously through them. Oh my god. We're all masochists.

Im finished. I really just watch it for papa and goon. Like if the story is bad I dont care because I just love their reactions and their commentary and their side conversation. Comedy at it's best!

Did wendi reference skinny malone from fallout 4?

pretty please do "I just bought my childhood house" it's short and at least half decent

Are we just going to keep doing bad stuff on purpose?

this episode had the same energy as the first saw movie papa and wendi chained up in a bathroom together slowly accepting the fact that they’re gonna have to chop off their own feet XD

Respect for powering through with it. That story was so god awful lmao.

These crappy stories are only fun if Hunter and Isaiah are having fun with it. Seeing both of them struggle to continue makes it hard to enjoy the episode. I don’t think the should stop covering the “bad stories” but if the guys aren’t having a good time then the story is not worth covering

I’m glad i listened to this in two sittings so I didn’t have the burden of understanding this entire pile of shit

this was shit ass from so many butts. thanks for fighting thru it

Just gonna be totally honest, this shows exactly the worst parts of this fandom. Hunter and Isaiah as people very obviously would much rather read actually good stories, I'm disappointed in us for constantly recommending slop and it's just upsetting. This is a good show and I love creep cast and the best episodes involve good stories, Hunter and Isaiah will always make the episodes good and funny so why do people recommend awful things they think is funny.

say “death smile” one more time🧍‍♀️

I’ve hated other stories more so what mental illness is that?

My mental illness often fucks up my life as well, Freddrick

Mmmm trash. I love trash. Yum yum trash. I wanna eat trash. I would watch anything they put out. Give me more.

This shit so ass

Oh man, I need a 'sclusive'

Crazy how the best and worst episodes are both in Colorado. Which is a sign that they should do a show in Colorado

You know it's good when Hunter starts screaming

God bless the soul that picks this as their first creepcast episode 🤣

This one … was tough. FUCH THIS APPLE

I listen to these at work and can normally follow decently well, but this is a slog. I can't remember much besides the fact that he kills kids and something about 9/11. And Dan Schnider might be mentioned in that rework they mentioned

I've been sitting here for 3 and a half hours straight listening to this and I can barely recall the story as I'm listening to it all I know is happy did 9/11 and that happy burned alive 😭

I liked it, very meta

Picturing Appy as a regular sized apple has increased my enjoyment of this tremendously

Forenzik F Froenzik could be the devil since F is the 6th letter in the alphabet. So his name could be 666

9:40 😂😂 I’ve learned everything I know about Isiah’s child from Hunter 😂😂😂

I feel so bad for them and I didn’t even recommend the story

What the fuck I’m I listening too 😭

Story is trash but I watched the whole thing bc If you guys have to suffer through it I will too

Two hours left 😃

When are we getting the Happy Appy X Candle Cove crossover?

Today I listened to two YouTubers mentally torture themselves for over 4 hours. Happy Appy flopping it around for everyone to creep their cast.

I’m tired, boss.

the thing i love about the creep cast community is that even though this episode is so shit and took everyone like 3 days to finish it, everyone DID finish it…

Im not following...

Wtf is happening 😭

My Appy is so happy rn

Your song about dying will live in my heart. I’ll be singing that all day ❤️

The first listen was very hard but honestly I love relistening to this now

Holy shit this is the first episode where I myself was about to have a crash out

Yeah this shoulda been scraped

I got the Batman beyond reference Isaiah

How is a STICK rusty? Im imagining a literal stick. HOW IS IT RUSTY?

The way Hunter bit the bullet, man. Say what you want, but this enormous man has an enormous heart.

Long fucking story short.......

i had to watch this in segments or i would’ve died of cringe so thank god

The only positive thing about this episode is that it was sounds to listen to while I worked

Hunter: 👉🏼⏩

That’s natural children

How do I still have an hour left I’ve been listening to this for three days

Bro hunters fucking leorio glasses are taking me out so much💀💀💀

Blame it on Jorge mentioned 🗣️🗣️🗣️

Took me two days to finish this

this episode made my commute feel like a hostage situation

Now this is why i pay for Patreon! Dance for my entertainment!!!

Honestly what Hunter should do whenever Isaiah can't make it due to the baby. Instead of using chat as a bouncing off point have Nick there I would love to hear his insane takes while Hunter and him read a creepypasta.

It is day 3 of listening to the recounting of Happy Appy. Zeno's Dichotomy states that in order to travel a distance, one must first travel half of that, and half of that forever resulting in an infinite smaller distances that must be crossed. Before this accursed text came across me I did not fully grasp the sheer impossibility of simple linear motion. The miracle it would be for my hands to reach my ears as they remain always halfway to the remainder of their destination. My phone halfway to reaching floor where it will never land where I would attempt crush it with a foot that will never reach it. No solace. No respite. The blood red play bar which shares its hue with Happy Appy sits at 2:16:19. Exactly halfway.

Hell ya wendigoon!!! very happy for you man!!!

I'm only 40 minutes in, and this is already a gem. I don't care how bad the story is the guy's responses are what's going to make this episode a banger XD Appy did 9/11

They made breaking wind Isaiah

I listened to ALL of this at work, I would rather stare at the sun for 4 hours straight than ever hear the words "happy appy" again

Big goon congratulations on the little goonling

I paid for you to finish it. Thank you for following through. Totally worth it for me.

honestly watching hunter crash out at the end was the best payoff. other than that what the FUCK were yall thinking.

4 and half hours of absolute peak!

Bad Stories are fun and everything but man i love stuff like the whisperers(?) more

paused at 2:50 and drove the rest of the way home in silence :)

2:50:00 Gooner reading "Gerasim" as Jerma caught me so off guard, thank you Wendiman

Hunter had a point early on, it’s the best to watch the boys crash out. But when there’s no build up and we jump straight into “the monster caused 9/11” it destroys any faith we have in the competence of the writer off the bat. You can’t get too angry about something if you don’t care about it yet.

Wendigoon must've recently played Fallout 4 with that Skinny Malone reference

Ep so bad they needed a kindergarten style nap time

This story made me annoyed hearing the word Forensic as much as I hated hearing “Flesh Interface” in Mother Horse Eyes even only being half as long is still too fuuuuuucking long.

Only thing that rocks about the bad stories is that they put me right to sleep. Trying to actually listen to this one though was fucking TOUGH. took a few tries to get all the way through but we made it 🫡

The only part of this episode that I didn't enjoy was when they started reading so fast and slurring their words that it became difficult to follow what they were saying. Otherwise this would be a top ten story for me.

I mean, just finished it and I had a big ass smile on my face lol people are overly hating this. Yeah the story is bad but I had fun listening to it

Please let the next episode be a monster that straight up just kills me thank you

Good luck in your daughter, "Tonka Hunter Goon" rolls right off the tounge

Just finished this episode. I love hearing you two read bad stories, this was a fuckinv drag oh my god, like I really hope the reboot is going to be better but im not going to hold my breathe

Even though it was hard for them to get through I’m sure they still enjoyed it

I love how done they are with it. Brings me pleasure

Took 4 sessions and my phone breaking on the 3rd, but somehow managed to finish the episode

This was fire bro

2 hous left. happy appy appy happy appy happy

YouTube is down. Thank God I have the Patreon

Holy shit

Never have I ever before wished that yall still split long episodes into two parts.

I made it to the end, I am a trooper 🥲 I did it for you boys. I enjoy the show through the good and the bad. Keep it up!

Happy appy “never forget”

Idk how I made it but I did..this was hell

I wonder if they’ll read the reboot?

What I like is that they had a long discussion about the story afterward! I miss those!

I feel like if they had only started reading at the 4 hour mark of the story they would have had a way better time reading it because the dialogue is SO funny and absurd and absolutely written by an 11-year-old

1:33:57 I wanted to know about that encounter with the figure, little did I know, it was actually. Evil Larry

Why tf did I finish this?

Halfway through. I can’t keep going. I salute the brave soldiers who did

Look for the HAPPY APPY collection in stores September 11th, for lots of child murder, scimitars and extras.

i’m so scared i’ve never heard of this story and all the comments have me worried

We are so sorry

Congrats on your return papa goon and congrats on the goonling entering this world

I’d rather pull a nonstop 48-hour, backbreaking shift at the ball-crushing factory than ever sit through this episode again.

Aphex Twin constantly being mentioned was such a mythical pull i was geeking

I was waiting for the boys to cover this amazing story.

The story itself was really bad but Isaiah and Hunter made it entertaining. I hope that the next time they encounter a story that they both want to quit they just quit. That being said, Hunter rapidly changing accents at the end was possibly the most I've laughed during any episode of this podcast

I'm about half way through and boy I cannot imagine how much more can happen in this forsaken story.

I feel like I should receive a medal for listening to this entire episode.

You two and your professionalism in reading the whole thing is astounding and impressive as fuck. Damn what a slog, I hope the next gets better

This reading is the last piece of content stopping me from ending it all, watched 3 times because I keep getting distracted.

This is, by no fault of either of the boys, the worst episode of creep cast.

I will now be commencing with chores.

I’ve rewatched “I Dared My Best Friend”, because it was funny bad. Same with “Thing In The Basement”. Hell, even Borrasca V, because it’s such whiplash from I-IV, and I find it morbidly hilarious seeing the guys crash out. This is quite possibly the first time the guys have both been miserable, I’ve been miserable, and this honestly might be the worst episode of CreepCast period. Really hope the guys (and the rest of you listeners) are mentally ok after that one, what a slog.

Pray for me, dear friends, for I now set forth upon a most perilous literary undertaking, to hear recited what the good citizens of Reddit solemnly assure me may be the most dreadful prose ever committed to paper. I go willingly, though not without apprehension, and humbly request your prayers as I commence this unfortunate yet curious expedition.

i made it through phew

I made it, finally made it

Honestly.. it wasn’t great but the story of the church in the middle of the woods was WAY worse. Lolol I actually enjoyed hunter reading and taking over for a little. *nods*

Made a bad work shift even worse

Happy Appy really is the most "and then and then and then and then and then" story I think not only that they have ever read, but that I've ever seen in my life, there's no throughline it's just shit happening and being described in sequence, and then explaining what was already shown by DESCRIBING IT AGAIN

I love that you guys stuck with finishing the story, but I'm so sorry you did. Please take a week or two off lol

Hunter I was right there with you fighting for my life. But for you 2 anything 🫡

Keep trying to sleep to this and I literally can’t stay asleep and wake up anxious

Isaiahs mic having the slight marble hornets distortion only adds to the chaos

When they were congratulating people on getting to the end around 2 hours and 43 I thought I got through this just to learn I'm half way ;-;

Next video you should take turns pulling your own teeth out. Might be a nice break after this one!

Those of us who made it, we're brothers now. We've gone through the trenches

Yall are so brave for this i was fighting for my life and saw it was shy of 3 hours. Nothing but respect for you kings 🙏

this shjt was funny asf

You guys should check out a horror story called “hallowed be thy gore” Its a really interesting religious themed horror story although it might be a bit more graphic than normal, its part of the splatterpunk genre and its the most enjoyable one ive seen from that genre. The youtuber pugsr has an hour long video going over it if you want to check it out

the sheer garbage and misery this story brings is akin to being a surivior in a lovecraftain tale being forcefully fed endless madness.

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this story feels like my job, i am an accountant

This story makes me want to taste test my shotgun

4;01:00THAT IS KING JULIAN

this story is my roman empire

about 2hrs and 40 mins in when they are both just over it and I'm cackling what soldiers

This one got me contemplating the Patreon pledge 😂

Almost shed a tear when i saw how long it was 😔

That’s natural children

@ 2:45 oh yeah this is gonna peak crashout

Im glad its over now you had to do it eventually, but oh my god please dont pick another bad one for a while. I love the longer ones (cuz i listen at work) and would much prefer if you started reading actual books n stuff, even if its in parts over time. I want to actually feel SOMETHING other than listen to straight slop like this for 4 hours, even with your riffing.

Crashing out and thinking there's no way this can continue much longer, and realizing there are still TWO HOURS left dear God 😭😭😭

Did they ever end up reading that story they mentioned in the voodoo store video at the beginning? The one that's dedicated to them? Because I'm still thinking about it I wanna hear them read it 😭

Personally I enjoy every episode no matter how bad, this was a rough one but I think I’d listen to them read anything at this point ahah

these two deserve a good story after this 4 hour dumpster fire hooooly

Isaiah and happy appy have the same lips

I played elden ring while listening. Never do chores. Also Tonka and Turnk will never leave my mind as the perfect girl names

Had to break this up over multiple days in order for my brain to actually survive. Still not done. Struggling

Thank yall for fighting through this one. I was driving home from the river and barely survived this one… I feel cursed but I made it through

Hey guys I’m diagnosed with ligma and my make a wish request would be for you guys to read Dipper Goes to Taco Bell please please please give me my dying wish

Went to The Peanut in Kansas City and can confirm 10/10 wings.

I watched this on a road trip. Almost took the wheel to end the suffering.

This is fucking retarded. Unbelievably boring.

tough listen this week

windowlicker reference in happy appy??? i’m descending into psychosis because of this episode

I’m so happy that this is the last “crash out” episode

Does anybody else remember the TV show lost tapes? Used to be on animal planet, the episode with the vampire in the kids room was the scariest thing ever to me as a little kid and honestly even as an adult

I survived I’m a diesel mechanic and at 3 hours in I was ready to let the harbor freight jack stands do there thing

I listened to a bit of this episode when it came out and right after I became bedridden with a fever and period cramps I think Happy Appy cursed me

Jesus Christ. You guys should start reading horror books that can be 200-400 pages that would be perfect length

Nothing is more tragic, than the fact that both Papa and Daddy wendigoon have both never seen Wonder showzen. It's such a fucking fever dream, absolutely phenomenal.

It’s all hunters fault

Ignore what the haters say. This story was glorious. Thank you for the beautiful entertainment.

god please

I think, as a fanbase, we tend to be a bit hyperbolic and claim the most recent bad story is the worst thing the boys I've read. But this time it's for real, this is the worst thing the boys have read. The last hour is harder to power through than Mother Horse Eyes.

Never again pls I almost died with you

Silently sitting in my cubicle, 4 hours later, I fear I am not the same person I was when I started this story. Something died in me. My hope? Spirit? Has my soul been forever stained by this? Will I be able to look my loved ones in the eye?

Isiah's singing was beautiful

This story was my 9/11

absolutely hard watch. tremendous hate from pennsylvania