The Silly Model Contest - Time to get creative folks!
Hello friends! Its time for a Silly Model Contest! Go ahead and post below your most bizarre, funny, weird and all in all silly model idea and in a few days I'll make a poll for you to vote on which model I'll make! Go all out in your silly creative heads. The Party Ogre that you see above is a classic example of this lol. You have until 23:59 17 April 2021 to post your funny idea and I'll make the poll after that. Also one post per patron :P
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I'd love a hippie treant. Maybe a headband holding up his leafy top branches, some cool sunglasses, branches holding a guitar, maybe a joint in his mouth if you're not opposed.
a Giff dressed like Jack Nicholson's Joker, complete with overly long gun
A troll hippie who just wants to party with Party Ogre maaaaan.
the ever classic "Barbarian throwing the Dwarven Fighter!" called the "Dwarven Thrower"
A chimera with tiefling, goliath, and halfling features.
A mermaid. Just one that got the bad end of the Punnett Square so that it's a fish top and human bottom.
A young child in a cartoonish sailor outfit.
A large female orc in a Jane Fonda (Lets get physical) leotard and headband
One post per patron friend. I'm adding your first one :)
Modern girl sitting on the toilet taking a selfie with her phone.
Werecamel. It's a character that my party has considered as a homebrew, and has had a good laugh about. Half camel, half man, with a face like Goofy and a slight hunchback, the werecamel serves as a desert guide. Usually good natured, the werecamel is known to spit, both in beast and man form.
surprise party mimic (a mimic jumping out of a cake)
Half-elf Sorcerer rodeo riding a Beholder, grabbing an eye-stock like it's a saddle horn (this is how my first D&D character died, but he solo'd a Beholder like a boss). I want to give it to my DM as a trophy.
Captan Ahab riding a Narwall.
Mushroom dragon.
The Murder Hobo https://www.dmsguild.com/m/product/254797
Maniacal Kobold carrying a bazooka larger than he, riding an obese flying shark with tiny wings that are straining to keep it aloft.
Female dwarf using her middle finger. Maybe surprised in the shower or some other compromising situation.
Merfolk in a scuba suit
Two words: Outhouse Mimic
A USB powered pet rock familiar.
Female Gnome/halfling nature type (druid/ranger) riding a dire badger, wielding a frying pan and a rolling pin, with sausage links hanging off her belt/pack
Cows are funny. Do a cow, standing on her hind feet, wearing a tutu and welding a frying pan like a club.
A one legged gnome with a pipe like gun peg-leg and a tools in hand.
Dwarven Monk that wields a jump rope
The version of Traxigor I requested on the request board! He's an Otter, but with Skrillex hair and glasses and a little smoak. Dub step otter wizard!
A Kenku in a sailor suit
A NARWAL PALADEN IN A TRACK SUIT
A merchant with a 2 goat drawn sleigh (which he rides on land not snow). He sells swords but he calls everything a sword, he will take out a flat rimmed disk with a handle player will identify it as a frying pan and he will say that is a good name and that all good swords need a good name. His name is Siggi the Sword Seller.
Centaurtaur half-horse, half horse.
Isn't that just all man?
A reverse Pegasus or duckasus so horse body with four swimmfeet like a duck and long neck a beak
A flying male Minotaur with a man hole cover in one hand.
A Falconheaded wizard with a long beard wearing a beer helmet a can on each side...
This version of The Xanathar on the front of this cover. https://www.dmsguild.com/product/349605/Queercoded
Pirate beholder with a peg leg and a hook as two eye stalks, maybe even an eye patch!
Anticore, the reverse Manticore
Does this mean a beast with the backsides/tails of a lion a goat and the not dangerous head of a scorpion??
* 3 goblins in a trench coat * 2 left handed/footed wizard * giant with tiny arms (like a t-Rex) * a table with a game of Office and Bosses (ala DND game in a dnd world) * Goodyear tire type creature but made with wagon wheels
A candy knight, could have a large lollipop as their weapon, a pop tart for a large tower shield, and the helmet could look like one of the spiral lollipops.
I’ve been try to get someone sculpt me a draw string dnd style bag that says “bag o dicks” with a couple sticking out the top or something. Part of long running joke.
Myconid (mushroom) wizard smoking a pipe!
could fit in with the other party crew models like "The Really High Elf" and "Swag Goblin"
Duckbunny or Spiderhorse
A tabaxi empress petting the human that lays on her lap
Either of these villains, which are devils + 50s greaser stereotypes turned up to the max. They're married in unholy matrimony and ride around on a sentient infernal motorcycle named Hot Wheels. Based on a succubus and a horned devil. https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/634486164589379674/811416055879958579/original.png My photoshop work.
Goliath bard carrying a piano
A Bear Owl really cute little owl with the head of a bear
Legit almost said this one myself lol
Moody teenage goth bard
Goose Hydra
Oh no wait this is one i actually have wanted for a while! A bard whose custom backpack carries a tiny piano. When battle commences he sets up and starts to play and his small dog companion dances to whatever he plays even in the heat of battle. Ideally this would be 2 poses 1 where hes just like the wandering bard and one where he is setup playing. Basically you can just look up schroeder from charlie brown for the playing pose :)
I love this.
Legally distinct elmo holding the heads of Tiamat with hand of Vecna
I'd love a model of the guy from Monty Python's "The Holy Grail" - the one in the scene "Bring out your dead"...the one on the cart that says "I'm not dead yet...I feel fine" then he gets whacked by the guard :)
There’s a priest on a Facebook page I’m on that made the holy hand grenade
Ribbon dancer bard! Would it be a pain to print? 4 sure! But would it also be silly? Maybe especially when they insist on wearing full plate for some reason. Is that reason I love helmets and therefor cant request one without it? Yes..definitely...absolutely
This sounds like halfling
A Holiday Hydra! Each head wearing a different hat corresponding to a different holiday.
Dope Idea! How many heads you thinking and which holidays?
A shark surfing standing upright on a board
I've seen this somewhere - probably Reddit :)
Kobold knight mounted on a Rust Monster. (Armor is probably non-metallic, and we're thinking one or both of them grinning, but if this wins, you can give it whatever flavor you want.)
A Goliath using a heavily armored dwarf as a battering ram
An overweight bipedal starfish in go-go boots and a party hat
A Trickery domain Cleric worshipping Mickey Mouse
Pretty sure MZ will never make anything that could attract the attention of the Disney lawyers.
Space orogs from dungeon of the mad mage
Three trolls in a trench coat. I mean... A TOTALLY NORMAL GIANT!
A slice of pizza dragging a rat.