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August 3, 2026 16:9 · Landscape

Bonus Episode: Houston

Houston always brings the insanity to UpDating. This episode had everything - cowboys, fights, makeouts, divorcees, crazy after party moments, and so much more. Enjoy this crazy episode.

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Daniel Mkongwa · August 30, 2026

this show was so so good a great watch and good characters

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Haboub · August 20, 2026

she flexes about having a phd then tells you i dont know how much an acre is, welcome to our education system who feeds delusional people

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Matt · August 18, 2026

Why did Brett pick Carlee? All she said is we went to high school together. What am I missing?

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Gotham · August 12, 2026

Now I know the world of a difference that exists between the way Southern folks are vis a vis the New York/LA type crowd!!

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Gotham · August 12, 2026

Chrissy's gonna sleep with Brett once and move on! At least he could've had something longer than that with Liz, coz she seems ready to settle down kinda.

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Gotham · August 12, 2026

Abby gave in to the booing and chose Connor. She's not gonna fuck him. But she got a lotta unnecessary hate just for being opinionated and confident.

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Abbey · August 12, 2026

Connor was SO BRAVE to come up there given how the crowd was the entire show and was the only real gentleman on that stage (no shade to Harrison and Brandon ily)

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Jane · August 11, 2026

This is definitely not the show to find love. So many crazies, especially the girls. I think they need to tone down the amount of sex stuff, especially anal.

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Gotham · August 12, 2026

So fuckin true! But hey, that's what the audience jizzes to and they gotta keep em entertained!!

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Don · August 11, 2026

We need like two week updates on the show and couples

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Jesse Shepard · August 11, 2026

Shocker! Conservative Texans boo liberal woman. Abby was great and didn't do anything to deserve it.

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Abbey · August 12, 2026

Thank you!! I’ll take me and my “red flags” elsewhere lol

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M F · August 9, 2026

Abby is a huge red flag! Has a high body count, she sees herself as superior because of her education, too feminist, no man is going to be good enough for her long term, but she’ll sleep with them. She a solid 4 who believes she’s a 10. Brett went off with the better woman.

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Bob · August 9, 2026

abby was a HUGE red flag and ofc the hosts enable her...also crazy how if a man says his body count and woman doesnt, its ok but if a woman says her body count and man doesnt want to, its automatic "he a player"....

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Mihir · August 9, 2026

What's Chrissy's @ ? She's firee

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Robert Briggs · August 9, 2026

Dammit! I was really hoping to she the boobies. Guess I feel a little better if my wife flashes them in Charleston. Great show fellas.

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Hunter Simpson · August 7, 2026

best episode ever

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David is Hungry · August 7, 2026

It’s Dennis Weaver from McCloud!

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Evan Foge · August 6, 2026

One of the best episodes in updating history! The crowd, the energy, the contestants.

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Robert Panahi · August 5, 2026

🛥🛥🛥

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Jonathan · August 5, 2026

Dang, I guess I’m the divorcee 🤣🤣🤣

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Jonathan · August 5, 2026

Chrissy where you at?

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Random stranger · August 5, 2026

I think the beef between Abby and Elizabeth made Brett go against Elizabeth. She seemed so sweet and kind. She even apologized to Abby. Brett got influenced by Abby I feel :(

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Matt · August 18, 2026

Thinking the same thing because the other girls pitch was “we went to high school together” so it doesn’t make sense why he picked her

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Ogo · August 4, 2026

Oh yeah she’s gonna eat that cowboy dude alive! RIP

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Rene Granado · August 4, 2026

What’s Elizabeth’s @?? She’s gorgeous

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Ryan · August 4, 2026

Rene you better have them Acres boyyy

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Chris Jacques · August 4, 2026

That episode was crazy as hell. I feel like Elizabeth and Carly are or were barrel racers

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UpDating After Hours · August 4, 2026

such a wild show lol glad you liked it

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Matas Lengvinas · August 3, 2026

Didn't expect NC-17 moment after the show. Admire Abby's confidence even though she seemed a little bit arrogant and acted superior to other people because of her education. Brett had nice options he seemed nice as well but man oh man the indecisiveness significantly impacts the general image of a man.

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UpDating After Hours · August 4, 2026

the post show was wild here lol

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Josh Pyron · August 3, 2026

The very last girl on stage that Bret chose - he’s going to fumble that! Lacks confidence and he’ll pedastilize her bol