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November 3, 2025

Bonus Episode: New York City

Enjoy another bonus episode this time with a familiar friend rejoining the stage: UpDating's George Clooney lookalike and the legendary David...

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Logan Fate · April 17, 2026

Fumbled Maria so bad

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Santiago · February 25, 2026

26? Fucking hell, she's had a rough life 😂

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Jared W · February 16, 2026

Fuck her and her bald hate

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Dan Gow · February 9, 2026

I love how a broke bitch is always talking about a guy having money 😂 Just to make Talia aware, hot chicks go to the Hamptons for free …

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Hannah · February 4, 2026

Brandon too much of a stiff, pretty boys are too high maintenance, his fit was awful.

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Juan G · November 15, 2025

My respect for Brandon went down so much immediately after getting offended by David's joke. Like dude, just play along with it, he didnt need to be so anal about it. It wasn't even bad. Props to Maria for not going with someone like that.

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Lee Braunstein · November 11, 2025

Best episode ever!

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Sammie · November 8, 2025

lmaooo david made one harmless joke and brandon acted like it was a personal attack. harrison asked david what he could do better as a partner and he said “i got 2 arms that work” and somehow that broke him. he could have been wayyyyy more mean, that was a silly joke. if your ego’s that weak the problem isn’t the joke. he hurt his arm dEADLIFTING lol its not that deep bro. & then he got mad about the money comments too which just proves the point. only broke men get mad about that kind of stuff. be for real. it’s giving fragile and insecure all around. beta males are not attractive, women are waking up.

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Gotham · November 10, 2025

If I were Brandon, I would've given it back to David - "Until the other one is back in business, my one hand will suffice for Talia, especially when it can lift what you'd need both of yours for, mothafuckaa" 🖕

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Bob · November 7, 2025

brandon cloony fumbled the bag SOOOO hard lmaoooo. shouldve chose maria initially but chased something that was a red flag smh

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Philip C · July 10, 2026

Exactly!

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M · November 6, 2025

Guys, you are missing the Talia thing. She just lost weight, a guy like that would typically never go after her. She knew she would never be the end game for him and insecurities set in- hence the waffling at the beginning of the reveal. Now, eventually he would have worn thin with the beta make tendencies but 100% of the time, she would have chosen this guy. Sad to say, but she still has major insecurities ( big girl ) and needs a 5 or 6 guy and not a 8-9 looking guy. JMHO

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Holyterra · November 5, 2025

I think Brandon didn't find the comment funny. It's because he really like Talia and she was so wishy washy. I think there was something there, they just needed to go out and get to know each other better. Sometimes you need to know someone a little more. Maria could have been good for him also, but Brandon was kind of stuck on Talia and just didn't notice what was really going on. I've had that happen to me and I really missed out on a great woman.

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Pass · November 5, 2025

Talk about a total inability to take a joke, damn. Brandon must be no fun at parties

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Josh Pyron · November 4, 2025

Yeeahhh…the Temu Clooney is a beta male and that’s very unattractive

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don Genaro · November 4, 2025

Opting for Talia over Maria after that pitch was bananas! Easiest layup and he blew it!! Brandon couldn’t catch a basketball in a phone booth…and being hurt over a fella having a dig at his silly injury was the biggest unforced error followed with his unironic comment about being rebuffed for being too “good lookin” 🤦🏻

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Brad · November 4, 2025

Talia is annoying as hell

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Andy · November 4, 2025

I'm sorry I don't agree, the guys just had surgery, that was a low blow to try and get the girl it's nothing about sense of humour, maybe not the show for him

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Pass · November 5, 2025

Jesus Christ, for the first time in 10 years someone’s finally deserving of being called a snowflake. Congrats. You and Brandon should go out on a date 😂

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Hugh · November 4, 2025

This was a great example of never show vulnerability as a guy. Brandon got offended and couldn’t recover.

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StarWarsFever · November 10, 2025

not having a sense of humor is not the type of emotional vulnerability i think you're thinking it is

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Austin Dunker · November 4, 2025

“Maria Maria” 😂😂

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Austin Dunker · November 4, 2025

Is that David from a previous episode? Damn he’s changed 😂

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Baylee Matt · November 6, 2025

That’s what I said!!😂

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Gotham · November 4, 2025

Wow! Like Brandon said - It REALLY was the end of George Clooney! The guy's confidence was shattered to pieces by the end with that baby face. Rejected by two girls who both were attracted to him, just coz of his cockiness & weak sense of humour. That's brutal!! 😭 Surprisingly, the guilt-tripping failed with the liberal, leftist, feminazi Nyc crowd!! That was a bummer 🤷🏻‍♂️

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Rays_Here · November 4, 2025

Dude came off a little bit like a (excuse my language) bitch… I think he may have been trying to use reverse psychology to get the crowd on his side maybe. Idk but he can be 1 of the top worst guests they’ve had and not entertainment wise but just don’t like the person lol if you understand what I mean 🤪

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Gotham · November 4, 2025

Exactly my thoughts! This is what happens when your hall-pass for looks expires and personality gets a reality-check. Dude must've been dating teenage tik-tokers it seems.

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Brian Beatty · November 3, 2025

i felt bad for brandon holy smokes

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Jackie Lynn · November 3, 2025

She looks a lot older then 26

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Gotham · November 4, 2025

She was on the show in 2022 I guess.. I saw short on their Youtube with her. She looked smoking though 🔥

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Nathan Wojciechowski · November 3, 2025

Got to love the loft

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Gotham · November 4, 2025

Lol! You from Nyc, Angela?