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October 6, 2026

Dev Log Ep4 Week 17: Read Me a Story

Okay, let's do this. Ya boy's tired this week, so bear with me. This is either gonna be real short or a complete rambling mess, but we will roll with the punches. I asked a few dev friends to help out with this week's dev log because sometimes you gotta ask for help.

So here goes nothing.

In golf, most pros will play a club at 80-90%. If your 5 iron is 200 yards, might as well play an iron 4 at 80% to cover that distance. Controlled power equals increased precision. Rushing for 200 renders and letting it kill you won't help in the long run. Better to go for 154 and start the next week rested. And remember, a lion can't drink and drive, but a Tiger Wood.

- Maya

Thanks, Maya. That's exactly what I was gonna say... also look at this pretty scene. Oooh, shiny.

Due to Bat feeling a little sleepy-eepy right now, I, Volos, took over the honour of writing a few sentences of this dev log.

Render count: Great, astonishing even.
Animations: So many. Next update is basically a movie already.
Also rodents: I hereby report Bat managed to further expand his domain after most honorably defeating a gang of raccoons trying to lay claim over his trash bin.
You don't touch a man's trash.

- Volos

Bars, Volos... I did actually get most of the lip sync done for one of the longer animations. That felt good. Cheers, bro. I forgot about that.

I DONT UNDERSTAND YOUR QUESTION
soup.

- TakoYuh

I am reading between the lines here, but I think Tako is talking about how my brain is like soup right now after having issues with my workflow in Blender after making tweaks for the lip sync. He's basically saying it's confusing sometimes and you have to push on to make progress. Poetry, bro. Thank you.

Bat was awesome and wholesome all week.

- Celeritas.VN

Thanks, boys. I knew I could count on you.

Huh? What did you do this week? How am I supposed to know what you did this week?

- Puggy

I feel you, bro. At this point I am getting a little lost as well. Let's give some context.

The update is currently at 1,815 renders, 0 music, 6 cutscenes, definitely some words, I lost count at 68, and there's some gibberish that makes the whole thing work apparently.

My prediction for the update is about 750-1,000 renders left to go. I think that might be about right, but there are also at least 6 pretty sizable cutscenes left to do. I'm chipping away at it and we will all get there together.

Lastly, don't use mint Original Source shower cream on your coin purse. That shit stings.

Peace
Bat

Comments (9)

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Avaricious · October 9, 2026

Hahaha I have totally done that with the Source shower gel before, that ish is so weird!!

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Rellik6801 · October 7, 2026

What a crew !

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SmilingPeach · October 7, 2026

You're a trooper Bat, see the effort and hard work you put in and it's very admirable! The devs also fucked me with random world events and the transmission in car I'm still paying off went. Pretty much whole month of Sept and this first week of Oct, only had 1hr-2hrs dev time max. Wouldn't recommend 1 vehicle for 3 full time schedules, it's terrible for dev time 🫠 but as you said it is what it is and roll with punches what can ya do. Great cameos in the log and can't wait for next episode!

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Wei Liu · October 7, 2026

So the next update could be nearly 3000 renders? Pretty impressive, and I have to say loved the render up there with Lemon and Mr. Maya, though I had impure thoughts about it for a second. 😬😬

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Jonathan Hang · October 7, 2026

🤣

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Bepix · October 6, 2026

Better colab devlog than avengers tbh

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Avaricious · October 9, 2026

Bars!!

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Jonathan Hang · October 6, 2026

GOOD TUESDAY AFTERNOON 🌥, BAT AND EVERYONE!!! There, there, Mayaman's got you. There's your Lemon stuffed toy (surprise, it's not the Unicorn 🦄). Nappy time 🥱. It's a Multiverse collaboration 😋🙌🏻!!! When do you appear in theirs 😅? Ah, great... I have to decipher all the Devs' words of wisdom 🤣. 150 renders is still great. Also, I don't play golf, Maya. But I get that last part 😅. - MF Maya - Oooo, so shiny 🤩✨️! "Get your Classy Energy drinks today 💪🏻!" Renders: even... good. For some reason I hate odd numbers 😂. I mean, Bat can still bring Moonlight into the movie business. We still have his live casting 😁. Rodents as well too now. This man just hates animals in general 🤣. Because they're our treasure 🥰. - Volos - Nice, Bat. And Evelyn looks great 😍. He didn't say any of that 😂. But that's a great way of seeing it. Maybe he's hungry? He did say that maybe he should start asking for money 😅. - Takopus - Good to see Bat control himself and behave 😁. Only took all his boys 🤣. - C - Well, Bat, tell Puggy what you're doing. - Puggy - No words from Lemonhead 🍋? Nice numbers. You should have lost count at 69 😏. Woooo, still have a long way to go 😅. But we're all in this together 🤗🤝🏻. I don't even know that product, and "Ouch 😬." I felt that 😅. As always, thanks for the Dev Log, Batman! Keep on keeping on 😉!!! ALWAYS EXCITED AND EAGERLY WAITING FOR YOUR GAMES AND READING YOUR POSTS 🙌🏻🔥!!! Love and appreciate everything! You ❤️, your ladies 😍, your posts 🥰, your previews/renders 😘, and your game ❤️! Always make my days better 🌈! Thank you, Bat and the Bat Family, for being in my life and being a part of my routine 😉! Stay safe, stay blessed, and stay in PERFECT health, beautiful people! And don't forget to stay hydrated! And you're never alone ❤️🫶🏻🫰🏻!!! OUR AVNS AND OUR DEVS CONNECT US ALL 🤗!!! Have an amazing and beautiful week! I'll catch you all—ON THE NEXT ONE ✌🏻😁!!!

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Barrabass · October 6, 2026

you've been working really hard, And then all the other stuff you have been dealing with still some very respectable numbers love all the cameo's