Dev Log Ep4 Week 1: Everywhere I Go I See His Face
Good evening, fellow pervs.
I decided to shift the dev log to a later time slot so I could actually compose myself rather than rushing one out before work. This brings the added benefit of a carefully crafted narrative about the progress made each week. Instead of the usual drivel, you will now receive a more considered and mentally focused...
Who the fuck am I kidding? Regardless of what time I write this, you're still getting an unrestrained stream of consciousness.
It's Tuesday. Pull up a chair and get ready for your weekly dose of incoherent abuse.
So, first week. What did you do, motherfucker?
I got 128 renders done, fought my desire to stick my head in an air fryer, and witnessed many, oh so many, software crashes.
I also upgraded my RAM.
"RAM? In this economy? Are you a madman?"
Yes.
Moving on.
In Blender, I dealt with skin looking like absolute dogshit. In Daz, I dealt with completely unprovoked meltdowns akin to a toddler hyped up on an entire pack of Warheads. I got through most of that and came out the other side. Admittedly worse for wear, but still kicking.
The good news is that the first scene is done and a good start has been made on the second scene of Episode 4.
Time for a quiet moment now. It's time for you all to sit down and consider Uncle Bat's feelings.
It's hard being a dev. You have to watch people rip apart your work on the internet on a regular basis, and it hurts. It digs deep into your core and makes you realise you're not quite as much of a sociopath as you originally thought.
It is some of those hurtful words about my characters that have made me decide to remaster the entire game with a new MC design (see below). I feel that if the MC was more of a weedy emo kid with no partner and ample room for his morbid personality to drown out any fun the game might have, people would be much happier.
I'm just fucking with you.
I don't have feelings.
Although this is a sneak peek. Don't worry, it will all make sense in due time.
Anyway, that's enough bullshit for this week.
Give your Uncle Bat a kiss on the cheek now.
Bat
Comments (14)
Good job Bat, you keep on pushing let's get it
heard about this game in other AVNs so i decided to check it out, it is fricken Awesome! love the self-aware buddy that doesn't break the 4th wall and watching the MC have girls thrown at him would be very cuck like. favorite LI is Akari, the other are great as well but hooked from the get-go. looking forward to Ep4
Sorry Bat, no kiss for you especially after the last time an "uncle" asked me for one lol! Also, your shiny skin guy immediately made me think of Patrick Bateman. Hope you have a great week mate 👍 😀
Thank you for the update, Bat. Nice to know you went to the edge of your sanity and back. Always enjoy your updates.
Yeah. That tracks
Feelings do tend to complicate things. #LiveLikeAVulcan
But… Uncle Bat, your head is a cube. You don’t *have* cheeks! Wait… what? *Those* cheeks? Ewww! Umm… Oh, Mum’s calling, gotta go. Love ya Uncle Bat. Bye!!
I think the characters look pretty good, your game is interesting and I've enjoyed it so far. Keep doing your thing!
Irrespective of art style, ugly-ass characters are ugly-ass characters. Longevity requires players to feel the emotional connection, and no one wants to put themselves in the shoes of a character that looks like a dank, dark cellar dwelling, scotch swilling submissive cuck smelling like fumunda cheese and looking to jump in front of a train to end the suffering (pre-emptive apologies to the AVN NTR sliver, nothing personal). ❤️😂 Try to make 'em look good and worry less. You do you.
That depends. Some folks don't 'self insert' into the MC. A bad character design is entirely different than an ugly-ass character. I'd rather have a hard drinking, world weary, noir protagonist that looks like he played goalie without a mask, than a pretty boy too young for the role, trying to sound like he's seen it all before.
GOOD TUESDAY MORNING 🌄🌞, BAT AND EVERYONE!!! Lol... I thought you were going to say, "🎶 Everywhere I go... I see the same how." 🎶 I mean, Spider-Man was trying to go to France 😅. Guess Mayaman will have to do it for him 😅. Alright... let's see it: this focused Dev Log 😜. Well, that broke down fast 🤣. Whoa... don't talk to Bat like that 😅. I love the 128 renders done 😁. I don't have an air fryer, so you're good there 😅. Ah... software crashes... good thing I will never experience that 😗. Can't crash if you don't own much 😂. Nice on the RAM upgrade! Whoa... look at DAZ and Blender cahoots to take out the Batman 🦇... 🤣 Good news/progress 😁👍🏻. You don't need to tell me... I have been knowing that about Dev's life 😅. Lol... On the MC... this feels like something Tako-YA would do 😂. Oh... that's what they all say, Bat. But our Devs have feelings and lives 🤗. 😘... there... I kissed your cheeks. "Go get them, tiger 🐅!" As always, thanks for the Dev Log, Bat! Keep on keeping on 😉!!! ALWAYS EXCITED AND EAGERLY WAITING FOR YOUR GAMES AND READING YOUR POSTS 🙌🏻🔥!!! Love and appreciate everything! You ❤️, your ladies 😍, your posts 🥰, your previews/renders 😘, and your game ❤️! Always make my days better 🌈! Thank you, everyone, always, for being in my life and being a part of my routine 😉! Stay safe, stay blessed, and stay in PERFECT health, beautiful people! And don't forget to stay hydrated! And you're never alone ❤️🫶🏻🫰🏻!!! OUR AVNS AND OUR DEVS CONNECTS US ALL 🤗!!! Have an amazing and beautiful week! I'll catch you all—ON THE NEXT ONE ✌🏻😁!!!
every time I find a good AVN your already there, like Kilroy
Hell yeah let's remastering
After the Inferno Remaster when?!