Poll: Vote For Friday's Story (Oct)

Get Carried is looking kinda suspect. Here's some story prompts to vote on:

Monkey C Monkee Dew (Sarutobi x Bloons SI)

One of Hiruzen's sons, Sen Sarutobi. Not seen as very exceptional, but has a special relationship with the monkey summons. Making friends with the Dart Monkey, Ice Monkey, Glue Monkey, Super Monkey, etc they teach him new jutsu, and fight alongside him in battle,

What's that? The Druid Monkey has grown a bannana farm? The Alchemist Monkey is selling potions? And the Mortar Monkey is making explosive tags?

Ahh, leave them alone, it's just Monkey Business.

Ten Death Power Spike (Yasuo SI)

Waking up as Yasuo during the midst of a Noxus invasion, one young man wouldn't be embracing his character arche-type unless he ran it down mid.

Every ten deaths, he unlocks Wind Demon mode, going hyper speed, and reflexes like lightning for a solid amount of time. But the 11th death is permanent until the skill goes off cooldown.

Armed with a leveling & item system based off League of Legends, this Yasuo main is going to die. Alot.

...Yone will be so disappointed.

My Life is a Kung-Fu Comedy (Kung-Fu Hustle)

Kung-Fu Hustle is my favorite movie, and I love wuxia...that said, being a foreigner in fantasy 1900's China is just asking to get your ass beat! Tom Gully-renamed Gu Li by the locals-is accidentally assumed to be an arms dealer by the Axe Gang due to his ethnicity...with only a revolver to his name and a look like Dirty Harry, he successfully bluffs himself into the blackmarkets. Somehow, someway, he'll make a name for himself as the Gun-Fu Master...or possibly get slapped around like a Looney Tunes character.

My Life is an 80's Action Movie

Big guns, muscular men, explosions, time traveling robots, ancient tomb explorations, alien invaders, zombie pukes, cheesy one liners, seemingly unlimited ammo, katanas, kung-fu masters, an evil Soviet Union, sexy Chinese spies, badass bros, and the list goes on!

Leave common sense at the door, because this is the life of Shwarz A. Neh

They're In the TREES! (N-Elf SI)

"The Kaldorei are not nice. They're intolerant, savage, spiteful warriors of nature."

Waking up as a young Night Elf Druid, son to Tyrande & Malfurion, Turion Stormrage is just in time to witness the destruction of the Well of Eternity, whilst Malfurion & most other druids have gone into a slumber, and the war against the demons has devistated the land.

Purify the corruption, dominate the Orc, form your own faction with the Tauren, Furbolgs, Harpies, Moonkin, and cleanse the Barrens. The Night Elves will not play second banana to a man who was a gladiatorial slave for half his life, nor to a young emotionally compromised mage. As one of four primary factions from Warcraft 3, they will not become servants of the Alliance or the Horde.

Ishnu-alah, the elves are in the trees.

King Gohan (DBZ x One Punchman)

No one has more wasted potential than Gohan. Like, WTF is Great Saiyaman?! In this timeline, after Goku dies in the Cell Games, Chi Chi has a nervous breakdown, and it's up to the Ox King to teach Gohan the way of manliness. Growing into a fine young warrior, older teen Gohan will show the steadfastness of a monarch, the kindness of his father, and the ruthlessness of a man who understands the price of holding back.

A Witcher in King Arthur's Court

The title says it all. A dude wakes up as a Witcher in fantasy England, dealing with demons, holy hand grenades, and the super human questing Knights going crazy searching for immortality/the Holy Grail. If that wasn't bad enough, Arthur is jealous of Lancelot because his sister stopped being incestuous. People like to talk about the grand adventure of Arthur's court, but Aurelion finds himself cleaning up their mess. What a day it is when a yellow eyed bastard has more honor than some lucky puke who pulled the magic sword from the stone.

Brother Grimm (Fairy Tales/Disney)

Matching wits with Jaffar, tricking Hade's earning his wrath, flirting with the evil queen, mocking Lord Farquad, eating the witch's gingerbread house. Grimm can earn talent points for resolving mystical situations. Some times he is the dashing hero, other times, the diabolical villain. After all, what could be more evil than helping the wolf blow those pig's house down? What could he say...he was hungry!

Heart of the Aztec

An Assassins Creed story set during the invasion of Cortes. Involves a young Spanish man, Felix somehow surviving his heart pulled from his chest. Devoted to God, yet receiving mystic Aztec ghost warrior powers, he struggles with his identity. Conquering the land for the Spanish will see his newfound power disappear...but the Aztec's are slaving savages who play a game like football/soccer with the heads of their enemies. What is a young assasin to do?

Horn of Africa

Ka'chala has absorbed the spirit of the bison, and is a warrior who has achieved some minor acclaim. Betrayed by his lover, and best friend, he was left at the foot of a volcano to die. But the great bird of wisdom sent him a vision, that the sea people responsible for the Bronze Age collapse will return by the end of the year. If the Den'Kurei Tribesman, and all who call this land home are to be saved, he must fulfill his destiny as a true warrior.

Failing Up

Waking up as some random knight in a JRPG, Chrom happens to be at the right place at the right time...every time.

When his entire party dies, and the monster is carried away by a giant egal, he is credited.

When the assasin tries to stab the Princess, but the tripping Chrom accidentally trips into him, making the assasin's poisoned blade cut himself, he's hailed the hero.

From dragons drowning in their own horde to unseelie fae binding themselves with their own words, Chrom lucks his way into being the most famous knight in all the land.

(Very much inspired by Rango)

New Teen Titans

A silly story with teen drama, low stakes action, and villain of the week vibes. Starring:

Static Shock

Danny Phantom

Ruby Rose

Jenny (My Life As a Teenage Robot)

Dexter (Dex's Lab)

Jade (Jackie Chan)