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February 7, 2025

Update 02-08 - UNREMITTING HYPE

Hello and Good Evening or Morning or whenever Alfa gets this to Patreon, everyone.

It's me Earndil again with a- IT'S A WEEK AWAY. WE'RE RELEASING THE NEXT EPISODE COME HELL OR HIGH WATER BY NEXT WEEK, 2/14.

ARE YOU READY?
CAN!
YOU!
DIG IT!?

That's right folks, after almost a year of talking about how we're working hard on the next episode (We do that a lot you know, it's a lot of hard work) we're FINALLY able to get it out.

We are spending the next few weeks all-hands-on-deck preparing and quality checking the episode. That's the main reason we've not had any updates really over the past month besides the post-christmas thank-yous, and we're finally getting this ready.

Please, do us all a huge favor when it comes out, and share it around as best you can to whoever cares, or might be interested.

We don't e-beg often (by my reckoning we make a concerted effort of it only once every two years or so) but this has been a huge undertaking, and we are really hoping the response reflects just how much we've put into it.

As indicated, we're hard at work on this, and this alone pretty much, so we're focused on this almost exclusively (save for me doing odd-jobs about the company for video comp for future works, get excited for that I suppose), so don't expect many more updates until then!

 You will know more next week, so please... keep your eyes and ears out on socials.

Until then, have a poppeng rest of your day!!!!!!!!!!!!! And Week!!!!!!!!!!!

-Earndil

Until next time, have a good one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Comments (72)

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Kyle Armstrong · March 27, 2025

I think Amanda is the ghoul. And that Matilde is a BG ragabash homid born. Curious to see if I'm right.

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GitBot3994 · March 18, 2025

Iv been rewatching chapter 5 and noticed at least 3 times characters take great combat poses for a walpaper, but becouse of it being in video it would be only PC screeen resolution. So i wanted to ask will you ever make a from combat part of 5 chapter but for pfone resolution ?

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Mister Joshua · March 4, 2025

After seeing the episode a few times, I'm changing my mind on who it was. I went in kinda certain, but I think Git told us exactly who the Ghoul is, and they've been using the Elixir of Domination Big D says Kevin mentioned.

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bluefeatherearring8 · February 14, 2025

I burn with the anticipation of an absolute corker of a dénouement. It is my Valentine’s Day gift to myself and my partner.

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Electro_Static · February 12, 2025

I think I know who it is, I like them as a character and that is a bummer.

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Cielle Wells · February 11, 2025

I’m not voting. There are so many possible red herrings that the chapter house could legally qualify as an aquarium.

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MuffinTime · February 11, 2025

Please don't kill them, I need them! I am not saying I have an addiction but I *will* burn down my local Blockbusters if they die!

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Hal Embers · February 11, 2025

I think it’s spit (correction Git), remember that he works at the 99p store lead by Nymphadora, one of the lady reagent’s daughters

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Electro_Static · February 12, 2025

That’s the most logical

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Graverobber Jake · February 11, 2025

'ere we go. 'ere we go. 'Ere We Go. 'Ere We Go. 'ERE WE GO. 'ERE WE GO. WAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUGH!!!!

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rowan williams · February 10, 2025

I just want to ask. Can I borrow some of you're voice samples and certain voices used in you're "TTS40K". I wish to make my own WH40K fanfic story and I'd really love to have permission doing so. If I don't I'll think of something else in place of those

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Stuart Stone · February 10, 2025

Dig what? A grave? Yes I have.

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The *suspiciously* woman-shaped Biomech MAD-3R · February 9, 2025

*to the tune of "Bob the Builder"*: "ARE YOU READY? CAN! YOU! DIG IT!?"

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Robert VS · February 9, 2025

Why are the last two options the same?

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Yormolch · February 9, 2025

Clearly it is the first and last option, that are the same.

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WarpSpeedNyanCat's isometric workshop · February 9, 2025

HYPE!!

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A Small Dog · February 8, 2025

I don't know shit about fuck

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CheeseySword · February 8, 2025

My money is on Horse.

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WHILHELM · February 9, 2025

Take Horse’s name out of your mouth! He is Big D’s precious boy!

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Vincent Star Strike Wilks · February 8, 2025

i'll be honest i dont actually have EXACT answers but... i have a few names with a few roles attached to them. i have guesses on whos the ghoul, or ghouls and whos the werewolf or werewolves and a few different ideas on the "Why" of things from every situation... but imma need the actual episode to confirm my theories.

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Will Nelson · February 8, 2025

I think it's Simon Spires, who is secretly a werewolf

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Kyle E Johnson · February 8, 2025

Since people are posting their guesses in the comments: It's definitely Occam. He's Irish, you can't trust the Irish. Therefore, Occam's razor, he did everything. ... ... ... ... ... ... (if he's actually one of the villains and this shitpost is proven right, I'm going to flip)

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Benjamin Pointer · February 8, 2025

I am still going to shitpost my theory that Occam is a hidden Sidereal Exalt, specifically the exaltation of Chejop Kejak. It probably isn't true. But I will still stand by it, because I'm a huge Exalted 2E fan.

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PunchingTucan · February 8, 2025

It is most likely grimuld I think. I really wish it wasnt, but I think it is her.

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RedPhlannel · February 8, 2025

I’m still convinced it’s Elise and she is my PRECIOUS CINNAMON ROLL

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Eve Mizgala · February 8, 2025

I’m really looking forward to more Occam. The delivery of his last line in Chapter 4 was magnificent!

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Erik Franzén · February 8, 2025

To reach out as much as possible, maybe do a teaser? And post it on various social media, like bluesky, tiktok, youtube and others? Get the hype going for peeps without patreon?

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Kyle E Johnson · February 8, 2025

This might genuinely be a fantastic idea. You've definitely got enough footage from all of your videos to clip some things and post them on social media to help build hype and draw eyes to the series in general. It might have been a waste of time before you finished 5 episodes, 8 audiologs, and the 4 or 5 shorts, but now there's GOTTA be some sufficiently-quotable & zany clips to put out on social media. The hard part is picking good ones, but making them is as simple as clipping video from what you've already got, isn't it? And, I may be wrong about this, but "bad" clips would just get passed over or forgotten, not harmful to you in the algorithm, so there's room to just throw a bunch at the wall, right? I think the guys from Something Witty Entertainment do this so their YouTube channel never goes too long without "content" in the eyes of the algorithm, because they're another one of those teams that puts in ungodly effort into writing and releases one or 2 big videos per year

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Benjamin Pointer · February 8, 2025

I am all but 100% certain I know what is going on in the chapter house.. .. And my stupidly long theory posted to the Chapter 4 on Tuesday was either deleted by OP or deleted by YT. Either way, keeping it to myself and finally subscribing to the Patreon here. 😀 Looking forward to watching it.

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Kyle E Johnson · February 8, 2025

Do you have a copy? I'm intrigued

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Gohu lacd · February 8, 2025

I'm like... 68% sure that Gloria Waters is the Ghoul, and the last mini-episode reinforced that theory. I do believe that she is the one that knock-out Occam to then access his office inconspicuous. I do not believe however that she killed Fatigue. Like many others I share the idea that a werebeast is the one who teared him apart, with the most likely suspects being Simon (bit too obvious of a red herring) or Matilda Wild.

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Fluffer · February 8, 2025

I have no fucking idea who the culprit is

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Draco Meme · February 8, 2025

I care not who the Ghoul is I simply wish to enjoy the wacky charatars and their hyjinks

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Stook raving mad boop · February 8, 2025

Great update thanks I look forward to it (not the comp thing the episode 😂) HTP is my favourite series currently been recommending it to everyone long before now

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MorningCock · February 8, 2025

Oh yeah, it's all comming together.

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S.P.D.C · February 8, 2025

M'yes, nice and VIGOUROUS. Where is the "Mommy come pick me up there is a murder and I have no clue what's going on." on the poll tho'?

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rowan williams · February 8, 2025

I'm not gonna be on here for much longer. But I have something to ask a collective opinion on. Some new guy on the Discord Server calling himself, Arrowhead and he's spouting this out: "Emperor's TTS got cancelled because the creator was afraid of the new policies. However I believe that this is no true and it was cancelled because they have written themselves into a corner and ran out of ideas. Otherwise that decision was too hysterical" I don't know if he's either stoned or some crack pot. But I don't think he's trustworthy. What's the opinion from all on here? Cause all I'm seeing is this guy calling all the people who made TTS40K as either a bunch of P*****s, brainless or worse both. And I don't even see that as true or if he's worse than that

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Kyle E Johnson · February 8, 2025

Blatantly false. When people are hurt & angry they will invent all kinds of false things to say just to try to hurt someone. No way in hell they "ran out of ideas". They've created 2 new entire series since then and the TTS story was cut off in the middle of a plot. Even if they "ran out of ideas", they were in the middle of executing a plan, and had plenty of material left to create episodes. It's just someone pissed off about something, who is trying to stir up angry reactions from others

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Ogre, pop a nang! · February 8, 2025

A RELEASE DATE ANNOUNCEMENT ON MY BIRTHDAY? I HAVE BEEN BLESSED

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Arch · February 8, 2025

Happy Birthday!!

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Jimmy/Jenny · February 8, 2025

I hope Grimal's the ghoul

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Deltarno · February 8, 2025

I've got an unhealthy interest in the werewolf theory, so fingers crossed! See you all next week!

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Joseph Elenbaas · February 8, 2025

Read the comment on horse's prophecy. Also....BRUVA LIVES *STOMP STOMP*

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Eji1700 · February 8, 2025

I refuse to conjecture on who the culprit is solely on the concern i'll actually figure something out and possibly enjoy it less because of it OR because a nagging worry you'll pull some weird bait and switch thing despite your proven track record now of years of good writing YOU MIGHT JUMP THE SHARK NOW OH GOD WHAT IF THAT HAPPENED!!

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FedupN · February 8, 2025

Looking forward to it! And to be honest, I have been MORE than content with the Norfolk Wizarding Game. It is FANTASTIC!

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Mithril-blade · February 8, 2025

Why do you give us such a cursed poll. :(

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Chibi Penguin · February 8, 2025

YES YES YES FUCK YES!

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MrInsecure · February 8, 2025

And they would've gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for those meddling kids.

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D-Flame143 · February 8, 2025

The perp....is probably in Inaba.

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Kyle E Johnson · February 8, 2025

I am 100% forcing my partner to watch this. On her own device, after I watch it, so it counts as an extra view. Also where's the "I saw a video essay that made a strong argument but I like that character so I hope he's wrong" option? Because my literary analysis and deduction skills are long gone. I absolutely did not reach my current suspicions on my own. I've guessed maybe 3 twists in any movie or game or book ever

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S014rw1nd · February 8, 2025

THEY DID NOTHING WRONG

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Alberich · February 8, 2025

I’m betting it’s Gloria.

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MFullstop · February 8, 2025

Spoiler everyone is the ghoul roll credits shows over forever

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Smiling Walrus · February 8, 2025

Please don't be Mathilda, please don't be Mathilda, please don't be Mathilda...

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Smiling Walrus · February 17, 2025

Och, fuck all kinds of duck.

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DrSalty · February 8, 2025

Bruh there is no 14th month

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Alec Miller · February 8, 2025

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOO I’m so hyped for this and my group chat will be getting the link to the video as soon as it’s out

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Arklaw · February 8, 2025

I'm too stupid to even guess who the ghouls may be. I could spend days in front of the map watching where everyone is at what time and not succeed in finding out who they are.

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Mister Joshua · February 8, 2025

I am horrified at the idea that I think I know who the Ghoul is, and I am terrified at suspecting what the culprit is.

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Mr. CND · February 8, 2025

I hope my avatar in this amazing episode

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Rowan Hawthorpe · February 8, 2025

I still have no idea who the culprit is but I hope they get a People's Elbow from Big D

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evenpeaks (the wyrms strongest soldier) · February 8, 2025

thank you so much for putting all this work in for us- bought a sub today just to tell you how much i love the show and how glad i am to get to keep watching your work. let yourself take breaks, too- we love you !!!

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evenpeaks (the wyrms strongest soldier) · February 8, 2025

also. i totally know who it is. i hope they don’t die

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Bombushka · February 8, 2025

Damn it Blessed… HOW COULD YOU DO THIS?! Pfft hahaha XD cheers again for the news!

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Faux · February 8, 2025

digging it with my bare goddamn hands, raw and bloody from the bedrock

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The Hearty Soul Show · February 8, 2025

YES YES YES MY BROTHERS WE FUCKIN RIIIIISE! IM TELLING MY WHOLE FRIEND GROUP

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info_saturation · February 7, 2025

The day this leaks into reality in its full form will be a blessed day. Fuck yes, can't wait. I shall yeet it into the faces and various other extremities of all whom are even slightly susceptible

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Decius · February 7, 2025

Ooooo blessed Val Tine Day

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Daniel Vasquez · February 7, 2025

I will make an effort to share it with the KU TTRPG Club! I’ve already infected the leadership with Vampirism! We play Sunday! And I’m presenting VtM to the club on the 20th!

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SomeWierdNinjaPatreon · February 7, 2025

4th option : I do NOT KNOW who the culprit is, but my SWORD IS READY TO CUT DOWN ANY VAMPIRE FIEND WHO MIGHT BE HIDING WITHIN OUR RANKS ! AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH !!! *Runs sword in hand, and crashes down the stairs*

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WHILHELM · February 7, 2025

Where’s the option where I say I have no idea who the culprit is? Cause I have no idea who the culprit is! Could be literally anybody! In fact, more than one person could be the culprit. One person could be a ghoul, and the other a vampire. Or multiple ghouls or multiple vampires!

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Lego Cathedral · February 7, 2025

DIGGING IT! WITH AN EXCAVATOR!