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January 22, 2026

Jimmy Griffin (with Hesse Deni)

Buffalo: The town that killed Big Bill McKinley. Friend of the show Hesse joins us to talk about mayor and classic drunken guy Jimmy Griffin. Get all your rhyming-named henchman (Boots, Scanoots, et al) and listen up!

Hesse is on the Bottlemen now with Riley! The Bottlemen is back! It's called "Trouble in River City" now! (Link is FIXED)

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Also here's "Bughead," as promised:

Comments (59)

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Colleen McGrath · February 2, 2026

And I’m not cancelling cause of the insensitive comments about a disease that killed my family member and might be laying in wait inside my brain but for the skanootz bullshit

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Colleen McGrath · February 2, 2026

My grandpa died of CJD and my girlfriend and I still joke that she one time said “I’m so glad your grandpa ate so much bologna” cause we think that might have been a link to him contracting it

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Mayuka Masaki · March 16, 2026

It could be that, however, I did just check and was reminded that about 10-15% of CJD cases are of genetic origin. Nova does err a little bit in commenting on it--only one single person in history was known to survive CJD longer than a few years. That was a Northern Irish man who developed vCJD and was given an experimental treatment. He lived about ten years after his treatment. Most people get a year or two, max.

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Doctor Slaphammer · February 1, 2026

I can’t find the entry surgery, but Skanootz!

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Jimjam · January 29, 2026

Not to add to the medical horror but I think it’s about 10% of CJD are spontaneous. Very rare but it’s not always from eating meat fyi

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otterthief · January 28, 2026

died of laughing autoplaying on patreon hearing "you basically dont die of prostate cancer" from the olmert episode, to the ball kick of "we're so sad the dilbert guy died" not five minutes later

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Matt Evans · January 26, 2026

Arthur Eve mentioned - one of the foremost voices for NY state prison reform and a key figure in the Attica uprising

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PrismShank · January 25, 2026

drinking the ampoule that was hanging on the neck of the previous mayor and inheriting the memories of all previous mayors (and a prion disease)

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Axel Ottel · January 25, 2026

Remembering "Municipal Roundup" is easy. My problem is I keep calling this podcast "Well There's Your Mayor"

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Dustin Alin · January 25, 2026

Scanoots

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Mari · January 24, 2026

When I heard 'grain elevator' I just know for a fact that November's WTYP neurons activated

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YungCereza · January 24, 2026

Nova is the only other person I have heard besides myself who refers to this app's CEO as "the guy from Pomplamoose". Mid 2000s girlie shit

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Isaac Ballwahn · January 24, 2026

Small submission to the municipal errata department’s athletics desk: the buffalo braves were an nba team that later became the clippers, Warren Spahn pitched for the mlb team Boston/Milwaukee Braves

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Patrick Lopez · January 23, 2026

Read for FILTH in the Dilbert intro

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BarFly · January 23, 2026

Jesus, get a load of these "Kill the Irishman"-looking motherfuckers.

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lil dove · January 23, 2026

21st century Scanootzoid man

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Oboeist3 · January 23, 2026

As soon as I heard the joke about the Kranginator and the almost Doofenshmirtz reference I was instantly seized with the thought of you doing a Robert Doofenshmirtz episode played completely straight. (You could also speculate why he was replaced by a non-named mayor in Milo Murphy’s Law, who I personally believe had to have run on an anti-hijinks campaign.)

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SixArmedSweater · January 25, 2026

Other potential fictional mayors: - Jeff Jefferson III, Mayor of Muckingham from the Power Wash Simulator game series. - The Mayor, the main villain of the semi-stop motion Action League Now segments of the Nickelodeon variety show KaBlam!

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Emilio Porras Vergara · January 23, 2026

Amazing to think that Buffalo at one point was accidentally developing the cure for Ice 9

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Will · January 23, 2026

Lil gaunt’s ghosts mention in the mayorcast we up

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beatrix · January 23, 2026

the true endpoint of mamdani's new york is various white people inexplicably having arabic nicknames

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Róisín West · January 23, 2026

As of this week, I've had to change my estrogen dosage so Riley, reach out if you'd like my unused patches.

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Garth Hansen · January 23, 2026

The west wing was the cardinal direction of one chicken wing

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Garth Hansen · January 23, 2026

Forming a sort of wing map rosette

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Marisa Romanelli · January 22, 2026

The parks dept is making the dogs of unusual size and strength from the Etienne Cabet episode

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aceplym · January 22, 2026

Q: Do you have boots in your house? A: I am scanooted

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Jen Nelson · January 22, 2026

Other than honorable discharge from the Marines is very possibly a discharge for being or being thought to be gay.

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Lilith Dyke · January 22, 2026

phenomenal ep

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Angie · January 22, 2026

'Gaunts Ghosts' reference jump scare. From a guy who's screen name has been some variant of 'mad larkin' for the last 15 years.

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Donovan Burns · January 22, 2026

SALT THE EARTH! SALT THE LAKE!

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Anya Hanley · January 22, 2026

*they did surgery on a grape voice* they did the opposite of ice-nine to hoyt lake

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Sour peaches · January 22, 2026

Hello shoe artist tapping in

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otterthief · January 22, 2026

MAYORTACULUS NOTIFICATION: Former Providence Mayor Vincent Albert "Buddy" Cianci Jr

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lala · January 22, 2026

HESSE💯💯🔥🔥🔥‼️‼️‼️

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etienne · January 22, 2026

love too be part of the generation that took 40 years to go from "the Feds are paying us all this money to build all this new shit, this rules!" to "I want nothing to be built anywhere at all whatsoever. I will conduct military raids on public consultations to prevent anything from being built in any location"

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Al · January 22, 2026

A fat dog seems honorable

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Jeremy Cohn · January 22, 2026

mayor sashes should have mandatory EPIRBs so they do not later wash ashore

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Shiv · January 22, 2026

BOOTS AND SCANOOTS - someone please adopt two weiner dogs to name thusly

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otterthief · January 22, 2026

Im here now for more Scanoots, never been a more compelling call to action

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Lain of the Wired · January 22, 2026

Griffin's my dead name so this episode feels like being hit with a hammer every time you say the name lol

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Shiv · January 22, 2026

🫂

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Bryce3dKeygen.midi · January 22, 2026

What’s the actual link for the new podcast?

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No Gods No Mayors Podcast · January 22, 2026

whoops fixed! someone (mattie) is an idiot (mattie)

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No Me · January 22, 2026

Fun fact: Fredrick Law Olmstead also designed Montebello Park in Riley's old city of St. Catharines

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Rory Fagan · January 22, 2026

I was really confused until I realised you weren't talking about Big Bill Haywood

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Obvious Fakename · January 22, 2026

Mayor Force 1s broke me, lol

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Shiv · January 22, 2026

I saw it in my mind’s eye as Mair Force One’s

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Nicholas Jarvis · January 22, 2026

I'm taking my Krangling degree off the wall and throwing it in the trash right now. Damn you both, Boots and Scanoots!

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fridge · January 22, 2026

Khrackis

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I simp for pigeons · January 22, 2026

42:00 yes Riley... That's why we listen! 🤣 We are here for the ride.

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Shiv · January 22, 2026

Four trans baddies let’s fucking gooooo

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bobbler42 · January 22, 2026

My scanoot has been booked.

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Gil the Gilded Dragon · January 22, 2026

Skanoot skank snoot

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Nemo · January 22, 2026

Boots, take Scanoots to goon storage

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Shiv · January 22, 2026

this is ^ a good example of why I like to pre-read the incomprehensible comments before I listen/add my own

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Jack Fennell · January 22, 2026

Irish men of a certain generation all had nicknames. Nowadays if you see someone signing himself off as "Jimmy 'The Books' O'Hara" or whatever, you can safely assume that (a) he gave that nickname to himself; (b) he has very few IRL friends; and (c) he responds to minor frustrations with detailed daydreams involving helicopters.

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Carter Kriss · January 22, 2026

go Bills

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Zipzapzop · January 22, 2026

The bottlemen link leads to the Portuguese language patreon page nice work girls

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Jimjam · January 29, 2026

Riley takes her lucophone mayors seriously clearly