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January 16, 2026

We Want To Do A London Live Show

Riley, November, and Mattie want to get together and we are trying to identify the right venue for us to do three nights of shows in London. We need you to tell us, and you need to promise if you tick the box you're going to follow through, if you'll come see us. Because of the international travel involved, this is probably not something we will do often!

This is likely to be MID TO LATE MARCH.

Anyway please be honest and respond if you truly intend to come.

Comments (63)

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Conor Kirby MacGuill · February 6, 2026

I just need to know if it would be pre -26th of march?

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Bex · January 27, 2026

I would love to make it from the US but would need more notice to budget for travel. 🥲

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S Gadaloff · January 23, 2026

Come to Australia! (Or give us a bit more warning to cross the equator please 🙏. Local gov doesn’t like to approve leave at short notice lol)

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C.line · January 20, 2026

Pick a country that's less shit to trans people

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James B · February 1, 2026

We got rid of the anti-trans gov, hence they're coming here, and not going to the US .

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Brendan A. MacWade · January 20, 2026

Next year, Manhattan or Brooklyn, please!

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Hm · January 19, 2026

Pf, venham pra Lisboa!!

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Shiv · January 19, 2026

I would *never* ask for a USA stop but I promise I would make every effort to to get up to the Niagara Escarpment

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Shiv · January 19, 2026

or Mamdani’s Caliphate it’s all the same flight time for me

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Mike Anthony · January 19, 2026

Larry O’Brien live show in Ottawa!

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Róisín West · January 19, 2026

Do it in international waters please 🙏

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beanis · January 18, 2026

somewhat motivated to fly in to your dog country to look at your silly mugs

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Ben Setel · January 18, 2026

Toronto live show w/ Riley tangent about ontario ice wine please

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MoistVonLipwig · January 22, 2026

I will take the train up from Niagara for this with a bottle of icewine if they make it happen

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Cait Monroe · January 17, 2026

I'm an academic with all the limited budget and difficulty in traveling during the semester that you'd imagine, but I would absolutely pay for a livestream all 3 days

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Shiv · January 19, 2026

+1 WOULD PAY FOR LIVESTREAM FROM PST

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Thegrubbyraccoon · January 17, 2026

While I cannot make it in person due to an inability to leave the USA, id happily pay for livestream tickets to watch it from afar!

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Róisín West · January 19, 2026

Same! I will commit to a livestream while drinking from my Mr. Dress up mug here in Canada 🫡

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Gallivanting · January 17, 2026

I would do Toronto or NYC!

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Angel-of-Deadlifts · January 17, 2026

Do a Berlin show please!!

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Casey O. Jones · January 17, 2026

Where is the option for "I am Ameritrash?"

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Katie H · January 16, 2026

Lucky ducks Londoners in the Mayortaculus! Looking forward to your future Canadian shows, if they don't close their Southern border for inevitably legitimate reasons...

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Jan · January 16, 2026

If this lines up with my soft travel plans I would absolutely love to

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Aeris Willow · January 16, 2026

make it in canada or illegally ship me to london and i'll go

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Maggie+Al · January 16, 2026

Please come and do a show at the cafe Italia on Norton street

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Patrick Crosby · January 16, 2026

I would love to stay the whole three nights but it would be too expensive for us to stay in London unfortunately.

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Nick Finan · January 16, 2026

No Gods No Mayors Alcatraz show when?

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Conor Kirby MacGuill · January 16, 2026

Gutted I won’t be able to make it, but hope everyone has a phenomenal time

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Molly Powerslide · January 16, 2026

I should be able to do 2, if they're at the weekend like with KJB (and not the last weekend of the month)! Not that you have to plan it based on me, this is to explain myself in case you pick days I can't do and I need to convince the Municipal Enforcers to have mercy on me for betraying you

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Jon W · January 16, 2026

Times like this I wish I lived close enough to London to visit a live show

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Aughtum · January 16, 2026

I will do as many shows as work allows!

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Ian · January 16, 2026

But otherwise, if I'm schlepping on a flight from the Western half of the United States to London, I'd make multiple nights of it. And I'd seriously consider flying out in March for this, even if I don't really want to give my tourism dollars to the UK at the moment. (Yes, as an American, glass houses and all that).

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Ian · January 16, 2026

If it was in London, Kentucky we could throw our own Chomo Parade!

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yung_beaujolais · January 16, 2026

TWO SHOWS (please don't be in the ass end of nowhere like KJB, keep it in north please Riley :) )

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DylanCH · January 16, 2026

unacceptable Stretham slander

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Tom Bird · January 16, 2026

I would certainly go to one night, and health permitting I would hope to go to three, so I have voted one, but for my two penn'th there's some flexibility there.

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Julian · January 16, 2026

Is the dress code sash-optional or -mandatory?

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Artemis · January 16, 2026

Hmm, too far away. Come do a show in Montevideo, Uruguay

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Danielle Williams · January 16, 2026

Mid to late march is great and will definitely do all 3 as long as one of them isn't the 19th...

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Cory Doctorow · January 16, 2026

I don't know my March schedule yet - but if it turns out to be one of the months I'm spending in London, count me in for all three.

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jhater · January 16, 2026

Going to London very hard :(

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Evan Olson · January 16, 2026

Will these be live streamed

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etienne · January 16, 2026

rip Trashfuture Canada World Tour : (

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No Gods No Mayors Podcast · January 16, 2026

Not RIP, just overly complicated for right now!

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kitty · January 16, 2026

unfortunately i am in fact on the literal opposite side of the world

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D B · January 16, 2026

Would the nights be linked topics, or ones that can be taken separately?

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No Gods No Mayors Podcast · January 16, 2026

I have edited the poll to reflect the likely timing

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Ben Schwabe · January 16, 2026

Like when I was on SSRIs, I'm afraid I can't come at all.

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Bex · January 27, 2026

Oh. My. God. 😭😭😭

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Beggarman · January 16, 2026

I am extremely interested in multiple but voted for one as, without dates, I have a strong suspicion this is going to be booked during the only week I have plans for, because the mayortaculus is cruel like that. Edit: Uprated to 2 tickets with March being mentioned. Could potentially go to 3

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Marlies Heijkoop · January 16, 2026

I would love to come but I’m not voting cause I’m not sure I’d feel safe as a trans women to the UK. With how things have been accelerating, I hate to think of how much worse it could be in a couple of months. On the other hand: if three of the hosts and like half the audience is trans anyway, why would I be so special as to be in danger? I guess what I’m saying is I want to come but I’m scared to.

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Nenna · January 16, 2026

London Kentucky right? I'm guessing London UK though.

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Hey mind your business, name's not important · January 16, 2026

I am all for that! London, KY is much closer for me, plus I know the good restaurants in the area. Hell, North Corbin is minutes away and we could take over the original KFC. There's a life sized statue of Col. Sanders there.

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trem_low · January 16, 2026

To quote Kylian Mbappe: I will be there, no matter what.

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Forever Bulking · January 16, 2026

Sign me the heck up!!!!

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Jade · January 16, 2026

I'll come only if you commit to injecting riley with estrogen on stage

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Ebenezer Spooge · January 16, 2026

I would want to come to three nights, but I could probably only do two for sure

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Julian · January 16, 2026

I want to come, but as it requires travelling to a UK I'm not sure whether I'll be able to.

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Csd2016 · January 16, 2026

If you guys could do sometime between September 28 and October 6th, I can promise I'll be there. Otherwise I'll definitely live stream!

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elkweed · January 16, 2026

I'll come to more than one night if you can cover the cost of the babysitter

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Raehan Durlabhji · January 16, 2026

This would be very date dependent for me but I’d love to make a holiday of it! Bonus if you can schedule with LLBD ❤️

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Jimjam · January 16, 2026

Please if possible make it a Saturday or Sunday or late Friday night if it’s gonna be in London 🙏🏼

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Josh L · January 16, 2026

If it’s a Tuesday I’m there