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November 13, 2025

Higino Carneiro

For this week's free episode, after a brief visit to Butte, Idaho, and a quick New York Minute (did you know there was a mayoral election there?), Riley once again takes us back to the Mundo Lusófono, with Angola's Hignio Carneiro. How much corruption can one man get away with? We don't know, but you can at least build a hunting lodge out of a bunch of MRI machines.

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Comments (67)

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Australian Estuary Pirate · June 16, 2026

A forensic sommelier is a great concept for a TV show, lol.

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Tàirneanaich · October 1, 2026

There is a Ukrainian tv show (in Russian language) called The Sniffer which is pretty much exactly this lmao (I remember being able to watch it legally when I lived in Australia, I think it was on Stan)

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Shanti · November 27, 2025

“Domaine Carneiro” was RIGHT there

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Leo · November 18, 2025

doing my civic duty, and praying for Hjørring City Council (Denmark) to enter the mayortaculus 🙏 recordings from their meetings went semi-viral last month and they're insulting each other nonstop - leading to the mayor "de-escalating" the situation by hiring security guards (???) which ofc only made it worse. local elections are today, and since nothing fun ever happens in this country, I'm hoping we at least get some weird mayors 🤧

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etienne · November 17, 2025

it's sad you can't legally cover Doug Ford because he keeps passing bills to micromanage Toronto *and* piss me off specifically by for example ordering bike lanes removed from critical streets in downtown Toronto and outlawing speed cameras which were already baked into the city's budget and traffic safety plans

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miramask · November 21, 2025

Living in Ontario makes me want to make so many actionable threats against a named person. I shan't but imagine some here.

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Thom Coté · November 17, 2025

I need you to know right now that the wine detective bit is a REAL French show called Blood of the Vine. I haven't watched it yet but I think we all need to. Edit: Ah someone beat me to this comment!

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Emilio Porras Vergara · November 17, 2025

I want to say that Club America is both the rich people's football club and also what some would call the lumpenproletariat club. Fans are often characterized in a classist way as somewhat darker skinned and dressed in baggy clothes, speaking in a particular accent and with occupations like taxi driver, petty thieves and the unemployed.

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Azerty · November 16, 2025

The TV show "Wines" mentioned at 1:00:33 does exist. It's called "Blood of the Vine", and it ran for six seasons. It's about an enologist (wine-ologist) who solves wine-related murders using his wine skills. Mostly the murders are related to winery insurance fraud, but he can tell who the criminal is because they lie about details of wine.

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Zipzapzop · November 16, 2025

Professor elemental is confirmed woke

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Matthew Brown · November 18, 2025

Came here to say this, glad it was already said

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Elsie Hupp · November 16, 2025

I’m glad it’s NGNM canon now that Curtis Sliwa is t4t. https://www.gettyimages.com/search/2/image?family=editorial&phrase=Lisa%20Evers

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Patrick Lopez · November 16, 2025

Eric Adams going on Ziwe is...holy shit

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Elsie Hupp · November 15, 2025

If we can have a Night Mayor, we should have a Cat Mayor.

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Elsie Hupp · November 15, 2025

If any LGBT people voted for Curtis Sliwa: you should stop letting your cat vote for you.

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Elsie Hupp · November 15, 2025

Arndo Como? Never heard of him.

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Dan Thorpe · November 15, 2025

The way you said “pão” sounded more like “pau”, so really what you said was that he knows where he’s getting his dick buttered and I think that’s beautiful

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Brian Danger Hicks · November 15, 2025

I don't see any problem with selling a "Hot girls for Skoog" shirt, it is at least 2/3rds of the podcast after all.

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Elsie Hupp · November 15, 2025

They’re working on it, though. (The 3rd 3rd, not necessarily the tshirt.)

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AbsolxGuardian · November 15, 2025

It is crazy how many people who don't live in NYC feel so entitled to having input on its mayor, where I didn't change my voting registration address when I left for college and instead vote in my home town by mail because I don't feel qualified to have input on the local politics of a town I only venture in to like once a month.

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AbsolxGuardian · November 15, 2025

SHADOW DOGE IS REAL!!?!!!

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Diana Rodin · November 14, 2025

In case anyone needs one, the Secret Riso Club in Bushwick made risograph prints of the ny post Zohran election win cover so you can get one without paying money to the ny post. Sounds like they may run out after this weekend. I got one last week and they’re awesome.

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Diana Rodin · November 14, 2025

And they’re using it as a mutual aid fundraiser.

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Mildly invested · November 14, 2025

Bringing up your game has really got me wondering when a doge is showing up on this pod

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AbsolxGuardian · November 15, 2025

Hey if Popes are mayors, than Doges are too

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Josh L · November 14, 2025

The Mayoral Benevolent Slush Fund

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Josh L · November 14, 2025

November Kelly’s No Gods No Executive Function

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Pedro Bento · November 13, 2025

Sliwa to be made cat czar

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Elsie Hupp · November 16, 2025

I mean I know *my* cat voted for him…

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Ian Fraser · November 13, 2025

East Idaho News? Not my mayoral podcast encroaching on the territory of my Australian Comedy Current Events podcast..

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Shiv · November 13, 2025

I noticed I have a real Cinematic Universe problem wherein I expect to hear the word, “Angola” in a White South African accent. Otherwise great ep 🤓

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Shiv · November 13, 2025

Offset by: Enjoyed mishearing Riley say the Operator podcasters were drinking Le Croix

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josh plays drums · November 13, 2025

Riley is the agender rep I've been looking for

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AbsolxGuardian · November 15, 2025

Agender/gender agnostic Riley is legitimately my called shot

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Shiv · November 13, 2025

Riley getting Tgirl pilled bc of ASD fixation on vocal physics? more likely than you think

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Shiv · November 13, 2025

it is really cool to learn about vocal stuff!

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Xavier · November 13, 2025

Blown Backman

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John O'Brian · November 13, 2025

I too am asking for November's email, on behalf my wife, who is the artist.

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Peevish Giraffe · November 13, 2025

Where November went wrong was that she was asking herself "what kind of gun would a mayor have?" and not "what kind of gun would someone who loves brandishing his gun have?".

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I Only Listen To Trans Podcasts For Cis Reasons · November 13, 2025

What is Nova's email?

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Matt Farewell · November 13, 2025

Curt Skoog is the Mayor of Overland Park, KANSAS. Please don’t mix up the glorious state of Kansas with the horrific, hell pit of Texas. All hail Kansas! Kansas is better than Texas and Oklahoma too. KANSAS

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Shiv · November 13, 2025

I didn’t even catch that which is wild bc coastal elite that I am my BFF was born in “KC” aka Overland Park, KANSAS!! I will always acknowledge 🫡

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Al · November 13, 2025

Prepare for the Lagoon!

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Lily Lechler · November 13, 2025

Day 1 of requesting you do an episode on former mayor of New Orleans, Latoya Cantrell, who was recently federally indicted (while still in office) for fraud and obstruction of justice. she used city funds to pay for her affair and trips. She is HATED by the constituency

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Shiv · November 14, 2025

Big time hated. One of my fave disliked Mayors

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Anya Hanley · November 13, 2025

Apropos of nothing, when I first started estrogen I told myself that it was for one month. I could stop and there would be no lasting effects, I could just see if I liked it! And now its been 5+ years. Wink wink

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Shiv · November 13, 2025

you can stop any time you want! ;)

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Josephine · November 13, 2025

Sorry Curtis sliwa has a trans wife?

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ThighPaigestess · November 13, 2025

was also Fascinated by this comment. can find no evidence of it being true besides her being a baddie

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YungCereza · November 13, 2025

I always liked the theory that "Bill Ackman" was the code name they gave to one naval officer whose sworn duty is to post pamphlet-length tweets like a moron

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Shiv · November 14, 2025

Jodie of posting

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BarFly · November 13, 2025

Why do these tactical dipshits always have Tiffany lamps?

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Donovan Burns · November 13, 2025

My theory is that the whole aesthetic was formed by the raiding of Sadam Hussain

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iimbozo · November 13, 2025

Making a good point vs bringing a hi point

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Nemo · November 13, 2025

when they go low, we go hi point

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Earl of Pudding · November 13, 2025

November is going to go full Charles Julius Guiteau if she doesn't get made master of ceremonies or something.

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I simp for pigeons · November 13, 2025

As a gun guy... The only way the mayor's gun could have gotten funnier is if it was a hipoint yeet cannon. A literal meme edition that the company officially made. Also, if I were a council member I would also feel unsafe if the mayor were waving a hipoint around. Lol

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Nemo · November 13, 2025

omg I was just reading about Yves Bouvier in his capacity as a corrupt art dealer. the art warehouse business is such a fascinating (read: sinister) world

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Nemo · November 13, 2025

When will Mayor Elect Mamdani make November ambassador to France

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Elsie Hupp · November 16, 2025

Not ambassador to the Holy See?!?

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Rosie · November 13, 2025

Mattie, I believe you forgot to post Nova’s email in the description xx

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SixArmedSweater · November 13, 2025

Yo, you said you’d link the email?

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Robert Connor · November 13, 2025

Wishing all the best to Curtis Sliwa and his granddaughter Jojo

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Luna Nurse · November 13, 2025

Pretty sure Professor Elemental is woke at least, haven't kept up but I remember "all in together" bring a celebration of diversity

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hpntncls · November 13, 2025

Allowing Carneiro, who is a governor of a province that is essentially just a city, also now allows you to cover the mayors of Berlin, Hamburg, and Bremen, who are called mayors but de facto mayor and governor of a city simultaneously.

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Jan · November 13, 2025

That was a violent amount of Skoog in the intro

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Celebgil · November 13, 2025

Don't worry November, Professor Elemental is woke AF! He's a genuinely nice guy who fights for LGBTQ+ rights, and does fundraisers for refugee charities.