Joe Carollo *UNLOCKED!*
This week it's part TWO of Riley's unofficial "Miami Trilogy," crazy Joe Carollo! We try talking about one of history's most unpleasant men but then get pretty sidetracked by building out Everglades Dune.
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DUE SOUTH MENTION
Love and Honor! Yes, I was activated by the mention of the middling midsized public university I attended. The RedHawk was not the original mascot of Miami University. It became Swoop in 1996. However, the university did not discontinue the original mascot merchandise until 2009. I was there and many a frat boy in coral shorts was upset because ‘woke’. Fun fact: My sophomore year, they introduced a new Swoop mascot costume. The marching band called him ‘asshole Swoop’. I know a hawk is a bird of prey, but that motherfucker walked around looking like he would punch children.
Sequel podcast called "Only Judge Can God Me"
Bashar Iymb' Uffet of [have a] Margarita Secundus
Relistening to this after the conclusion to the trilogy, and it really strikes me that Cuban-American politics makes sense once you understand that they legitimately view Cuba as Nazi Germany. Every psychotic political belief they have stems from that.
The eventual judges podcast should be called “Only God Can Judge Me”
The mayoralty of Miami has been passed back and forth between a psychopathic fascist cop and grifting dudebros. I hope they force these families to stay when Miami gets flooded. Make them turn into horrendous fish men out of Lovecrafts nightmare.
Ok, the real star of this episode is the Saudi guy drawing penises on his garden walls and making the multilingual cocktower.
Thank you!
I'm here to endorse the concept of the No Gods No Judges spinoff podcast. Yall should talk to the folks over at 5-4. I would be shocked if Peter wouldn't be interested.
38:00 I don't think November has ever used a Super Soaker
Randal Wettle appears in a The Civil Rights Lawyer vid about a guy that got nixed over a weed eater.
lmao at Mattie coming across "Nicky da Lady" nine years after Nick Mullen
The tube voiceover impression was spot on, they need to put you on it immediately
If you guys do any sort of Judge special episode in the future, friend of the show Molly Conger would make an excellent guest. She's read so many trial transcripts and is a certified Weird Guy sommelier.
Y’all heard about Dan Gookin? New libertarian mayor of Coeur D’Alene Idaho and he’s got some very hot takes about Christian conservatives
I would hate to be named after a slur holy shit
cory doctorow on adam conover said ngnm is his fave pcast
Is how I got to listening to this.
They’re making a Gabe Announcements movie: https://flip.it/j4A7MD
I know Art Acevedo for the Harding St raid
The deterioration of the front half of the podcast into increasingly self referential chaos is fantastic
Art Acevedo is a fucking evil man
I come for the Mayors but I STAY for the deep dive Missionaria Protectiva references Also thanks Nova now I’m concerned I’ll be weirdly attracted to the self checkout at my local supermarket
How dare you Nova. Some of us watch Due South every few years because it’s fun. There should be a Boney Island Whitefish on it honestly.
Due South foreverrrrrrrrrr. Paul Gross had a lot of audacity being that attractive.
The Dade speaks!
“My carollances” 🤣
CHOAMo parade
“DONG! IT IS NOW ONE O’COCK”
I was listening to a back catalogue episode and riley said "we gotta stop with the geography based bits" after about 10 minutes trying to build a Khanate of guys from the Carolingian Steppe and then I went right up to the current day of the Everglades Dune
"we have walked backwards into a joke about mixing up the two Georgias"
hi, guisanologist here! this is not funny, guisanos only do this cuando tienen muy muy miedo
I wish you could do T like Heroin!!
I wish E came in silver spray cans like in Fury Road
You only have blister packs for pills in the UK? Why? That's just insult to injury if you're chronically ill, as well as wasteful. I hated having to push out my birth control pills every week to fill up my caddy, I'd hate to do that with every medication I'm on. And it produces so much trash!
It's honestly not a problem for the majority of people because they're not the tough film ones so they just pop out
A no gods no mayors tweet screenshot made it on r/explainthejoke yesterday and my brain went oh no they’ve broken containment who will protect the cis boys 🤣
Due South was pretty good in my very vague memory. I think my mom had a thing for the mountie.
“only god can judges me”
Any judge focused episodes should be called "only god can judge me"
Oh November, I promise you you are not the only person who remembers Due South. Every time I read a work of fan fiction written before the year 2010, about half the time the author will ALSO have written like 20k of gay slash fic about two characters in an obscure Canadian-themed police procedural.
Everglades Dune merch I beg you. It's the new Lagoon
"This is best left to like- a serious gusanologist" line of the episode that made me snort out loud. Achievement marker: 'gusanologist' added to vocabulary
Also, the sound for the Unexpected Item in Bagging Area should be frantic beeping of someone swiping something on a barcode reader and then a low 'goddammit'
I know that if they produced Stim-Pak styled E or T injection system, they would make MAD FUCKIN' BANK.
Heads up to all worried about The Injection Bump from my own health-anxious transgender experiences: I find the weird injection bump tends to come from pushing my injection too fast and/or not massaging out the area, not an allergy to the carrier oil. I use a cheapo muscle massaging thing from Walmart on the site right after for about 5 minutes or so, and it prevents the Bump pretty consistently
The temperature of the stuff being injected seems to matter for me too. If I role my testosterone vile in my hands to warm it before injecting it seems to be less likely I get pain or bumples.
can’t believe we got both Everglades Dune and Canadian Heat in this episode. all-timer.
airboat power is really really good
it’s been a good week for mayor enthusiasts
Ken Harms? I don't know, Ken he??
Gusanoligist killed me
Really loving "looking for my lost pillar of salt". Imagining Lot in margaritaville drunkenly wishing he had at least taken his pillarified wife with him
It can only good happen!!
Penis Clock striking the hour with a 'DONGGGGGGG... DONGGGGGG...'
Oh! I get why they wouldn't give him a gun... It's probably because he was 18 in Florida, and you have to be 21 to buy a handgun. At least since the 1968 firearm control act (that I can't remember the name of right now). Lol probably good Florida had standards in the 80's... 29:00 I'm sorry.... But you really skipped 10 o'cock?
Thought people might enjoy this video of Isaltino yelling at Andre Ventura with vague spooky music in the background (posted a few days AFTER Halloween) https://www.instagram.com/reel/DQrwEEzCiXM
I misheard that name as Dick Mullen and thought Nova was on some deep Elysium lore
British Trans-port Police though am I right
I use an insulin pen for my estrogen, that's cyberpunk as fuck (Novopen5, in blue). Have only done insulin by mistake once, estrogen instead of insulin once too. But if you have a functional pancreas that ought not to happen. Cartridges can be a bottleneck but you could ask someone you knew who had them...
An Autoject is another (kinda halfway, not as cool) option
Yay my favourite podcast, Three Women and a Mayor