Francis Suarez *UNLOCKED!*
Greetings, citizens! Hope you slotted exactly 1 MiamiCoin into the podcast machine in order to receive this episode. Municipal Meeting minut
Greetings, citizens! Hope you slotted exactly 1 MiamiCoin into the podcast machine in order to receive this episode. Municipal Meeting minutes include: The way of the Mayor Hand, ethnically a mayor, a cousin-involved drinking, the gig economy mayoralty, the Miami political compass, in the womb for 90 months, Orc DeSantis, and Nova’s failed presidential campaign.
Here's Gor Vardanyan, by the way:
Hey, come see Mattie at the Bell House in Brooklyn tomorrow!
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Its not fair man.... Today I hear a story about Rockstar approaching the city of Miami for a collaboration where the city would be vice city/GTA6 themed for a bit and everyone is super mad about it. My immediate thought was "Francis Suarez woulda done it. BRING HIM BACK" Another mayor gone too soon for his funniest possible moment. We can only hope the current democratic future guest of the show forces it through to piss off the cops.
Re listening to this for the completion of the Miami Trilogy
"Francis? Francis, It's Steve! Your cousin, Steve Suarez! You know those new votes you're looking for? Well..."
I don't know much about regular sort, let alone weirdo American sport, but I don't care how good you are at baseball - don't hit switches. It's me, the square who says shots do count but I wouldn't've executed Castro, lol.
Before listening to this episode: seems like a cool city, would love to visit someday After this episode: y'know what I can make a pressed ham sandwich and a weird espresso at home
Former New Orleans bartender here. A term for a two ingredient cocktail is a Highball.
As someone just north of Miami in Ft Lauderdale, I'm so blown away. I knew some of this, and now I can blame Suarez on my home prices going up. I also worked on local gov for a few months. Kinda glad I got out
I'm going to need Reilly to stop mentioning Ken Griffin because it sounds much too similar to Ken Griffey, and it makes me sad to imagine him embroiled in all this.
Baby Gronk DeSantis
*accessing the mayortaculus in real time* "you get used to it. i dont even see the code anymore, all i see is campaign finance fraud, no-bid contract, federal indictment..."
thinking about grond desantis
Oh shit a Good Mayor!! https://bsky.app/profile/phillewis.bsky.social/post/3lor6s7pdfc2v
The genuine joy we all have together here immediately off the bat based on silly Freudian slips is amplifying my parasocial relationship
Hearing y’all talk about Suarez’s drive to help tech companies move to Miami helps a piece of my history make sense, where my old boss moved a lab branch that he had just opened less than a year ago BACK to Miami where it had JUST LEFT, stranding the employees on the opposite coast cuz half of them had just bought houses there. It was unhinged at the time, but knowing now there was financial incentive to move it, it makes a bit more sense. (We weren’t even a tech lab- WAIT IS THAT WHY HE RENAMED IT TO TECHNOLOGIES INSTEAD OF LABS OH MY GOD. DAVID!!!)
Sorry, I’m kind of reeling here, everyone at the lab was SO baffled when he announced this move and arbitrary name change (it’s a green chemistry lab, not a tech company!!), but if he did it to get more money from the mayor of Miami to pay for his 24th house…my lord did I really dodge a bullet not moving with the lab,,,
girls and theys (Riley) I’ll have you know I was just in LA at a baby shower that was wedding party shaped, and precog that I am, applied the precept “shots don’t count.” I lived but I DO have some bruises
I genuinely love how derailed they get over simple mispronounced names.
Every time I leave the house I'm waylaid by jackassery
I saw Mayor Hand, and thought finally it's time for Municipality of Leichhardt Mayor Larry Hand, but no I have to wait another week.
OMG I cannot wait to see what the mayortaculus has to say about the fact that the new pope is from where Tiffany Henyard is from. OMG OMG OMG
I just learned in my Nola Chat that New Pope has 7th Ward Creole Grandparents so Chicago might meet some competition from other wildly localized claimants
the mayortaculus has revealed the next mayor of christendom hailing from the holy diocese of chicago.
Actually from the place Tiffany henyard is from
As someone from the area I’d like to point out the only reason Miami u is the Redhawks is they changed it when I was a kid from a racial slur that had red in it
I can confirm about what happened to the prices of houses in Florida. I was able afford a condo one day and then the next, no. Also, my rent went up 22% in 2022. Don't get me started about home owners insurance in the "Free State of Florida." But they passed a parental right law that has caused hundreds of books being removed from school libraries. The one good thing I can say is the Republican super majority in both houses of the state assembly are getting tired of Ron DeSantis' shit.
Woohoo 3 hours of Nova goodness in my ear holes. This and KJB!
man you gotta not say it like that
Gor Vardanyan Fight playlist: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLrPubFriiFd_PhGNjjegCO1Qemt-0yGLS
So if there's ever a companion podcast about police commissioners, would the Mayortaculus have a companion Metronomicon?
What’s the tariff on slurs? Seems like great foresight to have imported so many of them [e.g. to Miami] before prices went up…
My understanding is that it’s a certain classic homegrown slur that’s very popular w the incoming Cubano Weathy so perhaps no charge
One of the professors when I was in architecture school was also really into tai chi, so one time during charrette she became the architecture school’s resident tai chi instructor to help students relax. (This professor was a middle-aged white lady named Karen, who I used to ride the bus with. Super nice lady!)
I picture the mayortaculus as like the loom of fate from wanted.
Is that a fucking Gorilla Radio reference