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May 1, 2025

Randall Weddle

Greeting quadropods! This week on the free episode, we talk about TWO medium large mayors: The “WhatsApp Mayor” of Bom Jardin Brazil, Lidiane Leite da Silva, and the long-promised London Kentucky’s Randall Weddle (Mr. Pedophile Parade Himself) biography.

Municipal meeting minutes include: A Minneapolis Hello, Apostolic Roundup, The subsidized Girlboss and the cucked landlord, the Heptapod Mayor, The Sash of Lórien, and Quit hogging the four top or I’ll call the goons!

Come see Mattie at The Bell House on May 9!

(thank you bsky user persephone for the episode art)

Comments (34)

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Jennifer Caummisar-Kern · October 17, 2026

Recent update: governor Matt Bevin arrested while filing a hallmark movie https://kentuckylantern.com/2026/09/04/bevin-arrested-in-bourbon-county-on-outstanding-warrant-for-avoiding/ The state of Kentucky has added a ballot Measure for November to limit governors pardon power https://ballotpedia.org/Kentucky_Limit_Governor%27s_Pardon_Power_and_Commutations_Near_General_Election_Amendment_(2026)

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Amanda Denny · June 22, 2026

If you still need a London, KY/Weddle correspondent please let me know! This is my hometown and I have been following this drama with a bucket of popcorn since the beginning.

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IRIDYSCENZIA · May 3, 2025

Excellent progress, just keep moving forward! 🔥

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bobbler42 · May 3, 2025

Re Cance’s victim: “Pontiff-icating“ was right there.

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SixArmedSweater · May 3, 2025

Actually, it turns out bugs is shrimps!

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Missy Luft · May 3, 2025

I think the mayors goons “marking the tires with chalk” is a reference to parking enforcement will chalk a tire and come back in 2 hours(or whatever parking limit is), see if the mark is moved, if not they ticket you. So that most likely complaining about parking enforcement on FB.

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Joshua Brignall-Morley · May 2, 2025

Certainly does sound like a Justified Episode or series's arch 🤣 Funnily enough watched it all the way through again recently and loved it.

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farmrob · May 2, 2025

elrond would be a mayor right?

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scara b · May 2, 2025

hes only a minor mayor though, gotta let him grow into the role

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Brian Danger Hicks · May 1, 2025

Moving up from the news to be the main guest, call that a municipal roundupgrade

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Winter · May 1, 2025

Look up Paul lePage binder video please (mayor of Waterville and governor of Maine)

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Patrick Lopez · May 1, 2025

I never thought I could be this excited about anything from London, Kentucky.

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Edward Bartlett · May 1, 2025

I'm assuming you would like to avoid doing the same city twice, so close together, but I'm immensely excited for you inevitably covering Mel Lastman.

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Cameron Locke · May 1, 2025

Two large mayors the size of small mayors

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John Leavitt · May 1, 2025

Hear me out : Mayor Arcana

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Hey mind your business, name's not important · May 1, 2025

Having a bestie who was born and partially raised in a town just down the road from London, KY it would not surprise me to find out our boy, Randy was fronting for the Dixie Mafia given the business he's in. London is know as the Stolen Car Parts Capitol of the South. That and the enormous truck stop just of I-75.

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Al · May 1, 2025

I love some good large medium size mayors. Plus Nova's bullshit!

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Harold Gottfried · May 1, 2025

Should have cut to the WTYP clip where Nova says that everyone in Toronto is a pedophile.

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Kelvin · May 1, 2025

Love the Gregorian chant hyaaah

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John Leavitt · May 1, 2025

🎶in the pedo’s big parade Marched the businessmen brigade🎵

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Discobolus · May 1, 2025

This is my favorite podcast is there something wrong with me

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Jordyn Clementi · May 1, 2025

Surely you should call it Ecumenical Roundup?

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Bossbear · May 1, 2025

His lawyer looks like the JD vance memes

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Liz and Ash at UNIVERSITY OF FLORIDA!! · May 1, 2025

Ah damnit, I didn't finish my embroidery in time for the chomo parade

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mira_drgn · May 1, 2025

arrival actually is one of the like 3 movies i've seen ever, so this episode was a very rich and fulfilling extended universe experience for me!

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Nemo · May 1, 2025

knocked it out the park, Sam

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bean dlunt · May 1, 2025

for your consideration: a robert owen episode featuring @gracecthdralprk, the foremost utopian socialism expert on twitter

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Athena Von Tharsis · May 1, 2025

I believe the pope's twitter handle is/was @pontifex

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Marjorie Zeager · May 1, 2025

I think it will be passed to the next Pope - Benedict XVI used it briefly before retiring

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Anggg · May 1, 2025

Olaf Scholz political career is basically based as far as I know of his time as the mayor of the German 2 million city state of Hamburg

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Marjorie Zeager · May 1, 2025

PUT IT ALL ON PIZZABALLA!

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Alex Anderson · May 1, 2025

The sound of the flagellant was a wonderful touch

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Harrison Sanchez · May 1, 2025

RIGHT!!!

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Dragonback Lancer · May 1, 2025

Gotta be honest "Mayor Errant of Slapstick City" is really an ideal job