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I Played Valve's New Shooting Computer Game Called Deadlock And Have Opinions That I Am Posting Online
I played the controversial Deadlock and have some opinions, so what better thing to do than post those opinions online? Come with me on a very serious journalistic endeavor and CLICK HERE for more!
Aug 23, 2024 0 1
The Jimquisition's New Groove, And Other Updates
Hello, you friendly little bottom burps! In keeping with my desire to provide more updates, here I am providing more updates. Can I stop this one from becoming a bloody novella this time? Maybe? Anyway, The Jimquisition tried a slightly different thing this week, tackling four different subjects ins
Jan 19, 2021 0
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How I Do My Awards (Or, Why Doom Eternal Was Robbed!)
Game of the Year awards are as prone as any other form of videogame critique to causing upset. Very much like controversies surrounding game reviews, I've read the same debates crop up, year after year, for decades. Before I even started getting into it myself. The most common phrase to occur in any
Jan 5, 2021 0 1
Where Did All The BioShocks Go?
In a new written article, I look at the current success of major single-player games like Sekiro and Resident Evil 2, examine the response from their publishers, and discuss the fact we haven't had a new BioShock game all generation. Note: I gotta fix it so the new site plays well with Patreon. That
May 28, 2019 0 1
Capcom's Comeback
Another long form editorial from your ol' pal Jim Sterling. I wrote about Capcom's recent renaissance, a comeback in terms of creativity, commercial success, and critical acclaim. It's nice to say nice things for a change! Blog | The Jimquisition (The Jimquisition)
Mar 10, 2019 0 1
The Unreward System
Another editorial from yours truly today. I've written about the Unreward System, a way in which "AAA" videogames manipulate gameplay rewards to make their monetization more appealing. Hope you enjoy it! Blog | The Jimquisition (The Jimquisition)
Feb 27, 2019 0 1
How Apex Legends Saved EA’s Ass… In Spite Of EA
I'm getting back into long-form writing after a long time away, at least while my headspace is open to the idea. I decided to write in detail about Apex Legends' success and how it rescued EA, something we discussed on this week's Jimquisition but didn't do a deep dive for. Hope you enjoy! How Apex
Feb 12, 2019 0 1
Metabombed: NBA 2K19 Is 'Trash And Predatory'
Time for another Metabombed article, because 2K Games is rubbish and deserves it! Metabombed: NBA 2K19 Is 'Trash And Predatory' (Thejimquisition)
Sep 25, 2018 0 1
Metabombed: PUBG Is A 'Literal Pile Of Shit'
Time to delve the depths of Metacritic's user reviews once more! Metabombed: PUBG Is A 'Literal Pile Of Shit' (Thejimquisition)
Jul 11, 2018 0 1
Metabombed: Dynasty Warriors 9 Is ‘Seizure Inducing Garbage’
It didn't strike me until recently that I hadn't checked out the Metacritic user reviews on Dynasty Warriors 9. Unsurprisingly, there was plenty of material for a classic Metabombed article! Metabombed: Dynasty Warriors 9 Is 'Seizure Inducing Garbage' (Thejimquisition)
Mar 2, 2018 0 1
The MEDIOCRE Awards 2017
It's been a rough holiday. Family tragedy, pet worries, personal injuries. I wasn't going to do The MEDIOCRE Awards this year, but had a last-minute burst of willpower and got it done. Hope you like! Tomorrow will be the big dance, of course. Keep an eye out for Monday's Shittiest Games list. Skelet
Dec 31, 2017 0 1
Metabombed: Star Wars Battlefront II Is ‘The Epitome Of Years Of Corporate Greed’
We all saw this coming. Time for another perusal of Metacritic's user reviews, as Battlefront II gets utterly thrashed. Metabombed: Star Wars Battlefront II Is 'The Epitome Of Years Of Corporate Greed' (Thejimquisition)
Nov 17, 2017 0 1
Detroit’s Domestic Abuse Trailer Is A Hackneyed Farce
A new trailer for Detroit: Become Human portrays domestic violence... well, it portrays an outdated, hackneyed version of it anyway. Detroit's Domestic Abuse Trailer Is A Hackneyed Farce (Thejimquisition)
Nov 1, 2017 0 1
Metabombed: Shadow Of War ‘Should Be Quarantined And Destroyed’
Perhaps the most easily predicted Metabomb of all is finally here. Metabombed: Shadow Of War 'Should Be Quarantined And Destroyed' (Thejimquisition)
Oct 20, 2017 0 1
Let's Cut To The Chase, I'm Over Game Reviews
As Patrons, it's important you read this particular bit of news. I'm addressing an long-standing burnout problem I've had with traditional game reviews. I want to jack the old model in, and bring in what I think is a better approach to game reviews. This results in more content for you, and ultimate
Oct 11, 2017 0 1
Metabombed: Mass Effect: Andromeda Is ‘Unbelievably Sad’
The game may be sad, but the reviews are quite funny. Metabombed: Mass Effect: Andromeda Is 'Unbelievably Sad' (Thejimquisition)
Jul 15, 2017 0 1
The Jimquisition Reposition
I decided to write an article about the evolution of the show and why I changed the things I changed. The Jimquisition Reposition (Thejimquisition)
May 30, 2017 0 1
Why Brash Games Should Apologize
Brash doesn't pay its writers, so I paid a Brash writer to write about Brash. Ain't I a stinker? Why Brash Games Should Apologize (Thejimquisition)
Apr 15, 2017 0 1
What's Nintendo's Fucking Problem?
An editorial concerning the discontinuation of the NES Classic. What's Nintendo's Fucking Problem? (Thejimquisition)
Apr 14, 2017 0 1
Mortal Kombat: Annihilation Is The Best Worst Movie I’ve Seen
A tribute to a hot, hot mess before we dig into it for The Spin-off Doctors. Mortal Kombat: Annihilation Is The Best Worst Movie I've Seen (Thejimquisition)
Apr 8, 2017 0 1
Metabombed: Mass Effect: Andromeda Is ‘Pure SJW Propaganda
Oh dear. The bad thing happened again. Metabombed: Mass Effect: Andromeda Is 'Pure SJW Propaganda' (Thejimquisition)
Mar 24, 2017 0
YouTubers Say The Darndest Things
An editorial about celebrity and consequence. YouTubers Say The Darndest Things (Thejimquisition)
Mar 22, 2017 0 1
Activision Fucks Up Modern Warfare Remastered Further With DLC More Expensive Than It Used To Be
I penned a little something regarding Activision's latest stinking mess. Activision Fucks Up Modern Warfare Remastered Further With DLC More Expensive Than It Used To Be (Thejimquisition)
Mar 11, 2017 0 1
Check Out These Turkeys I Fucked Up In Horizon: Zero Dawn
I am my own worst enemy. I get a groundswell of fresh Patreon support, and I go and produce an "article" like this to capitalize. No regrets, though. Them turkeys were trouble. Check Out These Turkeys I Fucked Up In Horizon: Zero Dawn (Thejimquisition)
Feb 28, 2017 0
You’ll Be Thrilled By These Thrilling For Honor Screenshots That Thrillingly Showcase The Thrills Of For Honor
This is a very thrilling article. Please be thrilled. You'll Be Thrilled By These Thrilling For Honor Screenshots That Thrillingly Showcase The Thrills Of For Honor (Thejimquisition)
Feb 15, 2017 0 1
Ten Images That Sum Up Yakuza 0 Better Than I Could
Yakuza 0 is a screenshot goldmine. Here's some of the nonsense I encountered. I think you'll understand why I like this game so much. Ten Images That Sum Up Yakuza 0 Better Than I Could (Thejimquisition)
Jan 20, 2017 0 1
A Look Back At The Dafoeverse, Miiverse’s Unofficial Willem Dafoe Fan Community
We celebrate the community that could be put down by nothing... nothing except the novelty wearing off. A Look Back At The Dafoeverse, Miiverse's Unofficial Willem Dafoe Fan Community (Thejimquisition)
Jan 14, 2017 0 1
Thoughts On The Nintendo Switch Presentation
This was initially just a regular YouTube channel upload, but since Nintendo ContentID claimed it and took all ads off, I figured I'd toss it up as Jimquisition Dot Com material too. Anyway, some initial thoughts on the presentation itself. As far as details that emerged afterward, I'll be dealing w
Jan 13, 2017 0 1
The MEDIOCRE Awards 2016
Our second annual MEDIOCRE Awards are now up! Hooray? The MEDIOCRE Awards 2016 (Thejimquisition)
Dec 31, 2016 0 1
Metabombed: Dead Rising 4 Is 'Awful, Just Awful'
Let's celebrate Christmas by looking at nasty comments. Metabombed: Dead Rising 4 Is 'Awful, Just Awful' (Thejimquisition)
Dec 24, 2016 0 1
Titantransactions
Titanfall 2 got microtransactions, but they're not what I usually think of when I talk about the increasingly skeezy business practice. The DLC offerings in this game are refreshingly direct, and present a thorny issue to me. Titantransactions (Thejimquisition)
Dec 16, 2016 0 1
The Bullshit Roundup: Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare Remastered Just Got Microtransactions
I dedicate a whole BS Roundup to Activision and its latest scumhole move. The Bullshit Roundup: Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare Remastered Just Got Microtransactions (Thejimquisition)
Dec 14, 2016 0 1
Why Ekans Is The Best Pokémon
With Pokemon Sun and Moon now out, I'm reminding everybody that Ekans is the very best, like noone ever was. Why Ekans Is The Best Pokémon (Thejimquisition)
Nov 19, 2016 0 1
A Brief Off-Topic Political Post For Which I Apologize In Advance
As the title suggests, folks! A Brief Off-Topic Political Post For Which I Apologize In Advance (Thejimquisition)
Nov 9, 2016 0 1
Call of Duty: Infinite Warfare‘s Installations Are Fucking Ridiculous
Another rant about stupid videogames doing stupid things. Call of Duty: Infinite Warfare's Installations Are Fucking Ridiculous (Thejimquisition)
Nov 6, 2016 0 1
The Making of JimSAW
http://www.thejimquisition.com/the-making-of-jimsaw/ This is a self-indulgent article, but I think Jimquisition fans will find it quite interesting. Or at least fun. Maybe. I hope.
Nov 1, 2016 0 1
I'm Too Much Of A Wild Card To Receive Review Copies
Wonder why reviews I write for Battlefield 1 and the like are often late? So did I! The answer is awesome. I'm Too Much Of A Wild Card To Receive Review Copies (Thejimquisition)
Oct 25, 2016 0 1
Mafia III's PS4 Download Time Is Fucking Ridiculous
http://www.thejimquisition.com/mafia-iiis-ps4-download-time-is-fucking-ridiculous/ A short report on how fucking ridiculous Mafia III's PS4 download time is. (Spoiler: it's fucking ridiculous).
Oct 11, 2016 0 1
The Best Of Haydee‘s Steam User Reviews
http://www.thejimquisition.com/the-best-of-haydees-steam-user-reviews/ This game is... special. Its reviews are even moreso.
Sep 28, 2016 0 1
On No Man's Sky And Refunds
http://www.thejimquisition.com/on-no-mans-sky-and-refunds/ Yeah, talking about NMS again. With good reason, though.
Aug 31, 2016 0 1
Mankind Divided‘s Breach Mode Is Designed To Divide You From Your Money
http://www.thejimquisition.com/mankind-divideds-breach-mode-is-designed-to-divide-you-from-your-money/ Another game succumbs to the sad allure of fee-to-pay mechanics.
Aug 23, 2016 0 1