Dead Ringers

You say your current smartphone doesn't have the latest haunted, piercing-the-veil-of-death, mezcal-induced feverdream tech, but you can't afford a new one? Well, you're in luck because ol' Uncle Nerddy's got what you need!

What your phone needs more than megapixels is mystique. So I'm here with a little 1940s glamour, a little Día de los Muertos magic, and just enough sugar-skull ass. That's right, tombstones, marigolds, hotrods and of course those classic 1940s bombshells, all painted up for Day of the Dead. And all for the low, low price of… nothing. Nada. Not a single peso. And you can download the whole set free right here.

Just in time for Spooky Season! Download them, set one as your lock screen, and let your phone live its best afterlife.