Chief Attraction

Hey, what’s up with Halo? Did I hear the latest version has gone woke? Pity. Because that game takes me back. I was watching that Macworld keynote when Steve Jobs first introduced Halo to the world, proudly announcing it would “only be available on the Mac!” 😅 Little did he know that Microsoft was also watching. They took one look at that glorious game and decided it was exactly what they needed as the anchor game for its upcoming console. So yea…they just bought Bungie and, well…the rest is history.

That first Xbox had a lot of problems, but it was the only place you could play Halo, so that game literally saved the Xbox while dealing a huge blow to Apple (spoiler: they’ve survived just fine). In fact later, when Microsoft came out with its own version of Siri, it even named it Cortana! Double donkey-punch!

Anyway, I honestly don’t even know if Cortana is still even in there? Seems like the kind of thing the buzzkillers would take. But, here’s my version of her. Enjoy.

Sidenote: Patreon won’t allow anything that looks like nudity, so even my implied-nude images get taken down. I can’t wait to see what they think about an android hologram booty.

Side-sidenote: I realized that Patreon has been sending an email every time I post. I hate that. My apologies—and hopefully I’ve got it turned off now.