May 25, 2026

Progress report

Hey guys! It's a heatwave and a bank holiday here in the UK. 🥵 But I spent it bathed in the hot glow of my computer screen. 🤓

The beta test got a shit storm of negative feedback. This was very demoralising but, like I said last week, I agree with most of it. (And thanks to those who did praise the positives.)

I'm currently making some structural changes that will speed it up in future playthroughs. After that, the next episode will be the episode with a new wet t-shirt contest for the heroine. I plan to take a new approach for that, releasing more beta tests more frequently, basically allowing fans to play through chunks of writing as they're completed.

More info to follow. 🦀❤️‍🔥

Comments (6)

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PickerPatron · May 26, 2026

There is no important information or details about the plan. At least the header image is decent 🫠.

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AlternativeInSight · May 26, 2026

When you say new wet t-shirt contest, do you mean a new scene from scratch or rewriting the wet t-shirt contest you wrote 5 years ago as part of the legend building?

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Loyola · May 26, 2026

I've been enjoying my replay. There's a sparkle to the prose. Looking forward to further adventures!

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JC14003 · May 25, 2026

Can we get some more details on the future of the game? I feel like we gave a lot of feedback and all we get is a quick response that doesn't really say much. Are you planning to push the story forward or just keep taking things out then adding them back in months later.

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Mantas R · May 25, 2026

anyone still following this got dropped on their head as a baby

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PickerPatron · May 26, 2026

So it's the mothers' fault for not supervising their babies properly ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) . There have been lasting effects 😱!