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May 31, 2020

WOTMQ: Modern Medicine

Did God give us modern medicine? If so, what took him so goddamned long? And why isn't he giving us more modern medicine now? If you want to go a little deeper, wouldn't it be better if God just covered His people (and only His people) in the blood of Jesus — as a sign of their true devotion? Then he wouldn't have to work so hard coming up with vaccines, therapies, new drugs, etc...

Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you! I would give you even more thanks, but it's better to give than receive, and I don't want to be greedy. Please stay safe and smart. I couldn't get a Pandamnit out this week — it was a crazy, semi-awful week. But I'll have a new one up either Tuesday or Thursday. Until then, be yourselves. And thanks again! #greedy B

WOTMQ: Modern Medicine (YouTube)

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Mark D Larsen · June 1, 2020

I'm still waiting for Russel Nelson to issue and edict for all Melchizidek priesthood holders to take out the tiny viles of consecrated oil on the keychains and start vaccinating everyone in Utah from the coronavirus.

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Brian Keith Dalton · June 1, 2020

Yeah, why haven’t they done that yet? Oh yeah, God doesn’t like to be showy with his miracles anymore — not in this age of fact-checkers. This could be a really fun WOTMQ.

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Jason Youngberg · June 1, 2020

I was under the impression Mary was 12 when she was impregnated. There was something about "not yet 13 summers" when she started to show. So "not yet 13" is 2 and since you can be pregnant and not show it, she could have been 11.

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Brian Keith Dalton · June 1, 2020

That’s just so gross!

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Denis Loubet · May 31, 2020

This has been a very satisfying bolus of posts! Thank you, Brian! :-)

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Brian Keith Dalton · June 1, 2020

No. Thank YOU, Denis! Glad you enjoyed them. Btw, I’m absolutely in love with your name. I assume you’re French, correct? I’m about 40% French myself. But I don’t have the gorgeous sounding French name to match. D’oh!!!