WOTM: Inspired?
Attempting to sound reasonable, modern Christians no longer refer to the Bible as the "Literal Word of God." Instead, they call it the "Inspired Word of God." But what exactly does that mean? And does it create as many problems as it was intended to solve? I guess there's really no choice left for Christians at this point — not unless they want to sound like Ken Ham and the Hamster faithful.
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It blows my mind that, in the 21st century, there are still people who revere that pathetic, bronze-age compilation of goat-herder scribbles. Maybe they should just esteem the holy "Popol Vuh" instead…? Pffft.
I always thought "inspired" was a cheesy evasion too! Combine that with the supposed horrible, fallen, disgusting, nature of man, and you would have a recipe for a book of unadulterated chaos. At least that's what any reasonable person would conclude from those premis. (Premis'? Premises? Premoi? Fuckit, you know what I mean.)
I like how movies are classified: "a true story"---"based on a true story"---"inspired by a true story." Premises.
The bible is inspired when believers suck it up and suck it in. I know this is profound, so, just breathe ... breathe in ... breathe out ... see Christian exercises are not so hard. Oh, btw, every time you are breathing in, you are inspiring. (#Christianity Made Easy) Actually you are always inspiring which is why I continue to Patronize you ... Patreonize you ??