WOTM: The God Of The Bible?
When Christians talk about the God of the Bible, they're often talking about a God who can't actually be found in the Bible.
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Monotheism's biggest problem is the insistence that he is male. Why would a sole, lone god who has no female to fuck have male reproductive apparatus? Oh wait, the Abrahamic god is a masturbator! Breaking News! Breaking News!
What I like is that creationism is just Simulation Hypothesis! The only difference is that instead of being a digital simulation of a universe, it's a clumsy LARP-ish simulation using actual sized props. But since it's all designed and manufactured by magic, none of it is natural. And it's a counterfeit universe because it's deliberately designed to look like a natural one.
I'm always amazed when Christian arguments are trivial to push over. In the case of creation ex nihilo, Genesis 1 says, "God made the heavens and the earth," which kinda sounds like out of nothing ... right? But read down to verse 7, and you see that water is assumed. And a few verses later, land is also assumed. So God *did* create out of nothing ... except all that something that was already there.
Yep!!! 👍🏽
Trinitarianism complicates things. Ever wonder about what the 3 talked about during their eternity-past? They didn’t even have sinful creatures to fret about. Perhaps they got bored with stale eternal conversations and this is the real reason they initiated the Big Bang.
Well, according to LBB, there was no time. So they couldn’t have conversations or “get” anything (like bored). The entire concept is incoherent.
I love it when you speak Latin!
If low bar bill buys everyone a round will he become high bar bill?
No. 😜
Tsk. Low bar Bill is reading the wrong book. He needs to believe in the gawds of the Popul Vuh. They created humans first from dirt (alas, rain turned them to mud), then they tried sticks (which ended up as monkeys), and finally they decided to use… corn! Go ahead, Bill: take that myth with a GRAIN of salt!