WOTM: Where In The Hell Is Jesus?

Jesus left planet earth and is now lurking for centuries on the dark side of the moon. On that lifeless airless place, Jesus is having a sinister belly laugh (transformed resurrected bodies can pass through walls and don’t need air to laugh) at the struggling dupes crying for a REAL relationship with their savior.

Have you checked Dragon Con?

In second-grade catechism class (the catholic version of Sunday school), I was tossed out of class for asking "where is heaven and where is hell?" The nun got pissed about my comment that everybody and their dog knew the world was round, and that neither John Glenn nor any of the godlesscommunistrussian spacemen had reported seeing any such things. (You can tell how old I am by my reference to Glenn. I remember seeing that iconic picture in the newspaper.) Anyway, keep up your snark, Mr D!

Bingo, Brian! You touched upon the logical questions that I posed in a diatribe a decade ago: https://www.casteyanqui.com/heresies/fingergod.html BTW, you and I both know that there is a slit in the firmament into which you have to insert your hand, play patty-cake with Gawd, and utter the correct "signs" to identify the tokens. "Has it a name?" "It has." "Will you give it to me?" "I will through the veil." 🐂💩

Related to power of Jesus and all. Fingernails. Will there be nail salons in heaven? Who staffs the salons? Budhist maybe (or is that racist?)? I have questions about the practical matters in the afterlife? Maybe you could do a video?

The holes in the firmament are actually known as "Glory Holes" because they let in the "majesty and glory of God", I don't know what the term is for each side of a glory holes, but in a related context I think we humans would be on the "bottom" side of the holes.