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September 18, 2026

Film Club - Sharpe | Patreon Exclusive

Get your electric guitars ready, we've been waiting for this.

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Christopher Weimann · September 19, 2026

I’m a grade A autist and man is sharpe good

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Daniel Tait · September 19, 2026

I always thought it wasn't cricket to accuse Horatio of being gay just because of, you know, everything about him. But not liking Sharpe has absolutely confirmed it. A shocking display. I bet he's got a secret French passport. "Bastard!"

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Gary Gillies · September 18, 2026

How in the living fuck did you miss A. Liz Hurley's tits. B. Pete Posthil.... thingy as the best baddie ever?

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Jorge · September 18, 2026

Get your Oxford united 9/11 merch lads https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cmr4v5v3zzr7o

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JJ · September 18, 2026

Best boy the entire Napoleonic wars was Sean Bean the other 10 episodes have leading up to this episode because that’s soldiering

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Adam Hobbs · September 18, 2026

Please do a 16 episode review of all the Sharpes

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Big Bum · September 18, 2026

I bet Dan Snow swears like a fucking sailor when he’s sauced

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Archie Pants · September 18, 2026

Leaving out the fact that Wellington says Sharpe “bowls fiendish” during a cricket match in Waterloo is a real miss

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Thomas Cooper · September 18, 2026

Im smearing poo on my bedroom walls until you get dan snow on

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MapleMason · September 18, 2026

Permission to die in my Patreon’s jacket sir? “Denied”

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Dan Garbs · September 18, 2026

“Bernard Cornwell’s not northern” hmmmmm actually neither is Sharpe…..

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Thomas Day · September 18, 2026

Yeah, definitely worth a hmm actually! Although did Cornwell retrospectively, write in that Sharpe moved to Yorkshire at some point?

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WonderLad · September 18, 2026

I would have followed Gould on the great Mong crusade to our promised land of Afghanistan... but how can I trust the judgment of a man, who judges Sharpe and finds it lacking.... Alas... Bastard...

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Daniel · September 19, 2026

Bastard!

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Ollie · September 18, 2026

Finn definitely quotes ‘bastard’ when having sex, I’d put my imaginary house on it

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Alex · September 18, 2026

If Horatio wanted a bit more… depth from Sharpe, give Sharpe’s Enemy a go! Pete Postlethwaite playing Obidiah Hakeswill was an all time 90’s TV villain.

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Tom · September 18, 2026

Over the hills and far away

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Mark Williams · September 18, 2026

Between Charlie's poetry and Horatio's problematic opinions of Sharpe, I can see kernels of Finn's own Marvin Heemeyer-style breakdown in the near future

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Ratty · September 18, 2026

What a day.

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lLouisb · September 18, 2026

Sharpe being a sharpshooter is Hideo Kojima levels of character naming

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Darren Gibson · September 18, 2026

Going by Kojimas other sharpshooter (Quiet) he would probably opt for Bastard

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Thomas Day · September 18, 2026

I’m convinced my Dad thought he was friends with Sharpe. Only referred to him as Sharpie. The middle aged Dad’s best friend.

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John Strelley · September 18, 2026

I did my uni dissertation on Sharpe. Couldn't tell you why, but it got a first so fuck it.

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Matt · September 18, 2026

Well sir, on first sighting a Fin Vs History Sharpe episode, I naturally decided to listen, thats my style sir!,

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Slonks · September 18, 2026

Leshgo