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September 18, 2026

Film Club - Sharpe | Patreon Exclusive

Get your electric guitars ready, we've been waiting for this.

Film Club - Sharpe | Patreon Exclusive (YouTube)

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Josh Flinton · September 18, 2026

God save Ireland

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Rebekah Peace · September 18, 2026

You need a pack a spare pair of pants warning for the girls if you're going to show Sean Bean as Sharpe 🥵

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sambo s · September 18, 2026

favourite bastard film club by far

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Christ on a Bike · September 18, 2026

Good to know that if this gets cancelled Gould has a career in gay porn as Horatio Hornblower. He’ll look like a plasterers radio

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Daniel · September 18, 2026

Had to light company march over to the desk for this one. That said, Hakeswill is an omission.

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Lugh Kernan · September 18, 2026

Im friends with Bernard on facebook and every year he wishes me happy birthday, it brightens my otherwise normal boring day, cause a birthday is just another day

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Wolfgang Bailey · September 18, 2026

"old man wanking in his study" brought to mind that Anthony Hopkins skit from... Was it Fist of Fun or was it TMWRNJ? Mark Gatiss voiceover.

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Wolfgang Bailey · September 18, 2026

Paul McGann is a criminally underrated actor, but similar to Bean (Sean, not Mr) he does tend to play one sort of character. Though had he done Sharpe it would probably have been one of the very very few times he acted in his native scouse accent. Sean wouldn't change his name to Blunt because he's a lifelong Sheffield United (Blades) fan and "Blunts" is a derogatory nickname given to them by several rival Yorkshire clubs

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Carter Peterson · September 18, 2026

Pants have exploded.

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Yibrogbor · September 18, 2026

How long has Blondie been behind Horatio?

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Jw2806 · September 18, 2026

Paul McGann is excellent in Withnail and I

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jambler · September 18, 2026

Horatio really does look like how the Asterix comics depicted Britons.

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Scott Wallace · September 18, 2026

He is too celtic looking for someone of his class, definetly one who is named Horatio Gould

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Stuart Hinde · September 18, 2026

When’s the full series review tier starting?

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Alasdair McGinnigle · September 18, 2026

Grew up watching Sharpe in the 90's. What a time to be alive.

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Alistair Blair · September 18, 2026

About 10 years ago my then 62 year old dad came to live with me for around 6 months whilst recuperating from a mobility reducing operation. By the end of week 1 he'd already managed to commandeer the television away from me (in my own home) Every day I would come home from work and try to have some sort of conversation with him, reluctant to look up from his paper. To shut me up mid sentence he would silently switch the TV on, already set to ITV, for Sean Bean's Sharpe to appear on screen. I hated it at first but after a few episodes I was hooked. He passed away last year and now I have the DVD box set, all of his Napoleonic history books and fond memories of a strange period of my late 20's.

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Ben · September 18, 2026

We need more Sean Bean, can we get Bravo Two Zero and a review of the BBC production. That’s proper Dad stuff

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Sam · September 18, 2026

Needs to be a Hornblower review now. Can Horatio deal with the sheer quantity of admin faced by a rising star in his majesty’s Royal Navy. It’s also warming to know that when kids are screaming, house a mess already, wife stressing about it all, a mid-30s dad can find peace and solace on a mid-Sunday morning on ITV4 with Richard Sharpe and his chosen men, is a shared experience across the country

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Xave Moore · September 18, 2026

Best episode yet. I consider myself a chosen man.

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Alec Douglas-Home · September 18, 2026

Back when officers were officers

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Sistine Chappell Cricket Centre · September 18, 2026

Paul McGann, who was originally meant to be Sharpe, was also picked as the Eighth Doctor in the 1990’s Doctor Who telemovie. The intention was for the film to be a reboot of the show and a new series to be made but it was cancelled because it wasn’t a success in the US. Very close to being in 2 huge series’. Extremely unlucky.

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Scott English · September 18, 2026

Upon sighting the Patreon episode, I ordered my carer to hit play immediately. That's my style Sir!

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permit_hurple · September 18, 2026

Major Hogan leaves the worst for the last ... He says you throw your poo in the toilet from the shower.

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Sam B · September 18, 2026

Horatio I am sorry but you have never been more wrong

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Darren Gibson · September 18, 2026

On first sighting the Sharpe exclusive I naturally gave the order to ejacualate, that's my style sir.

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KnightSquire · September 18, 2026

Gould, you have caused great offence, I shall have satisfaction...

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Stuart Hinde · September 18, 2026

2 stars is criminal

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Calum Harris · September 18, 2026

I left a like. That's my style, sir!

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Lewis Shield · September 18, 2026

2 minutes in and Horatio is on thin ice

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HapiJoel · September 18, 2026

he doesn't redeem himself

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Walker 4IB · September 18, 2026

Well, Sir, on first sighting the Film Club, I naturally gave the order to advance; that's my style, Sir

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Shaymus · September 18, 2026

👊💦 ugh not even pressed play yet

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Shaymus · September 18, 2026

F*ck me this is too much. I have covered my command center in Kleenex, told my mum to go fuck herself and opened my first pack of Wotsits Jumbo, let’s fucking goooOOOO

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Seamus O Ceallaigh · September 18, 2026

I used to love watching this with my dad in the late 90s. For context, his favourite film was “Under Siege”.

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slowslide · September 18, 2026

A gentleman and scholar

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slowslide · September 18, 2026

Maybe a bit more psychological and reflective is Hornblower ...or yes gayer

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Gary Park · September 18, 2026

Now that's soldiering Fin

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nick prendiz · September 18, 2026

I’m a Mexican American from Texas I have no idea how I got here

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slowslide · September 18, 2026

Run my child RUN FROM THIS PLACE