EXCLUSIVE | Preview of the Audiobook

Just bought it on Audible

Finn recording this on the surface of the sun.

Got 4 tickets for Finns Show on 17th in Bristol. 2 people can’t make it and now I’m having to cancel. Anybody on here want them?

Arrived today! Great material on the back cover for a wank

Bought my Dad and I a copy of this book (He’s not a podcast fan, but he is described heavily in the Preface), He has quoted me several lines to me already while shedding tears of laughter and pride. It’s nice to see 62 year old men feel so seen.

The fact Horatio talks about finding Fin swapping book covers is brilliant. My friends birthday is approaching so I bought a copy of Fin's book and the one and only Hitler's book, so I could swap the covers. This way he believes he is reading history, but he is actually reading his indoctrination. Also, I will be practicing Hitler's signature to leave a personalised message from our Mutti Fuhrer as a birthday gift.

I can say without lies or falsehood, when I received my copy via Amazon, seeing the picture on the back of the book gave me an enormous erection. I had been flaccid for months…

Is there not a US release today for us fatties across the pond?

Don't sit too close to the window mate you'll get confused for an engineer and some fat mess will start shouting at you.

I’m reading this now…. Excellent stuff

I’ve never been more exited to ignore my family

https://www.reddit.com/r/AbsoluteUnits/s/K9N6j8VuVz Fin coming off the bench for a deviating attack

Got mine today. Fucking funny.

The foreword pictures Fin as a mysterious yet raging autistic version of Gatsby. Love it.

Gutted I won't be able to attend the rally on Sunday in Nottingham. I have 2 face value tickets for sale. Hope they can go to a fellow basement dweller. Ask your mum for the cash. They're listed on TicketSwap.

Will there be pictures?

Not related to the book. But there was mention of an antipodean tour several months back and nothing since. Has this fallen thru like my prostate would have, if you had released all ten Napoleonic wars' episodes at once?

Got my preorder delivered early yesterday! Devoured it like the hungry little piggy I am, and went to bed at 2am... If only the NFL season had already started I could have cracked open a can of monster and watched the Baltimore Beavers try to score a fumblerooski

I’m reading the book thinking ‘I like this man, I like his views, I hope one day he gains power and can fix the world we live in… maybe I’ll put a brown shirt on and help him gain this power, yes, yes, that’s what we will all do’

This might be the first book I read since bif kip and chip

Man you know what would be really great??? The other 5 Napoleon episodes that Fin said were definitely out over a week ago.

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Brilliant

Getting the fedora out! Just booked tickets at Shrewsbury to see you fin

IT. HAS. ARRIVED!! Not leaving the basement for the rest of the day

My books arrived and I must say I’m disappointed Where’s all the pop ups, pictures and scratch and sniff bits. I’m going to have to get my neighbour to read it to me as I’m to stupid & stinky to read

Pre ordered the audiobook as I’m too fat and stupid to read it myself

As one of twelve Americans who can read, I'd love to see some copies at Amazon - US. When I search "Fin Taylor History of Mankind", the top result is Sapiens by Harari. The Colonies are ripe for the taking...

Heil Taylor

Thank you, Heir Finnler

I must be the only person who attended the launch of Fin's book (London show, 5/9/26) AND Gillian Anderson's book launch (London show, 7/9/26) 🤣

It isn’t bloody Labour Day here you know. Or have you forgotten we’re British? We work on our Mondays, unless the banks tell us we don’t have to. Like a Proper Capitalist Democracy. No pandering to some terroristic unions like that lot. So where in gods name are parts 6-10?!?

Can't attend the tour at Sheffield today, got a ticket going, let me know if you want it

Fin looks very Irish in this

After reading Rubicon: The Last Years of the Roman Republic by Tom Holland and very narrowly avoiding becomming a peadophile as a result, I'm excited to aquire this as an antedote.

I’ve pre-returned my copy and given a 1 star review. Book is too woke

Horatio does his own stunts

Lighting on point. Convinced me to pre order so you can afford to bring a Charlie with you to do your tech

Does Horatio have a touch of dwarfism? The head body ratio feels off

Glad my blue tooth wasn't working properly so in the gym so "Pretty good cuck chair" is loudly said around others.

Great show last night, but cried in to my carers arms that you limited the amount of signings to random golden ticket allocation

Just pre ordered on audible!

You had me at Gillian Anderson, and sex stories. Throw one of those in the box as well.

I highly doubt it, but looking forward to you lads bringing some sort of show to Sweden. I'll gurantee you one ticket sale at least.

I will be ordering the book asap to ensure women’s history has no chance of being a best seller

Cheers sons crying

Surely its not classed as domestic terrorism if you get both?

Ordered it and I am awaiting its delivery with the vigour of a Panzer Division Commander.

100% getting a copy on audiobook! Also where's the rest of Napoleon! At work and I need very accurate accounts of history!

Is it 7:30pm start in Sheffield tonight or is that when doors open for the lecture?

Love how Fin is nearly being eviscerated by the sun

Do you get a physical copy of the book at the live show tonight? Seems a stupid question but I am a patreon

Thought Horatio read very well at his unveiling

The lord's light is shining bright on mein fuhrer today!

Fuck me. New ring light?

Get matt mccusker on the dawgs need their gruel

How are you celebrating Friday? Sorry *commemorating

had tickets for me and the totally real not imaginary girlfriend to see you in London at Bloomsbury theatre, but every single train was cancelled from oxfordshire to London. I’m retreating to the basement and never coming out again

Ordered the audio book as I’m too thick and fat to read.

Fuck me fin you need to sort the lighting out mate

I was ushering last night by the stage lads. Pissing myself all the way through. One of my managers said “I’m glad you like it because it’s not for me at all”. Smashed it

Just listed one ticket for Sheffield tonight if anyone is looking. It's up on Twickets

You had me at referendum for the soul of the country, hardback preordered on Amazon. Not the bareback I’m used to but we’ll give it a go I suppose!

Can’t wait for the show tonight. I’ll be the incredibly fat one that can’t read.

Does it come with a Charlie poem?

The Little Orange Book

Already pre ordered, but I'm too thick to read so I've got the audible version

I'd ideally like to be able to order the Audible book because I can't read, but I can't read the Audible website to buy it. Can somebody record a reading of the preorder process for me?

Looking forward to Shrewsbury, will you have any for sale/signing post show !

Slabhead reads good

Thank you Fin. This video makes me feel like I have a friend

Really got the lighting right on this one

I thought episodes 6-10 were being posted today?

But mummy

Looking forward to seeing you in Sheffield tonight.

Right piggies who wants a pair of tickets to Guildford Thursday? Mine are available